Where do I kidnap a wife to be?

Admittedly the title is tongue in cheek as I can't just jump into a boat and kidnap someone these days (I hear you, I miss those viking days of old too).

But anyway, the pressure is real and everywhere I go I'm questioned about my non existing wife. Even my family, blessed be their well meaning hearts, including my brother (may he being an ass be blessed but a little less) aren't getting tired to point out that I should get married being the black sheep of the family. There is some talk about continuing the lineage of my ancestors too which is nonsense though since my brother has kids already. I see what they are trying to do there...

Long story short, I'm considering this out of my own accord now too so the real problem to begin with is I don't find someone of my generation here who isn't married already. My options seem to be limited to becoming either a home wrecker or to court young women who could be my daughters almost which is quite embarrassing. So I used a local dating app (hi grandma, didn't know you like pink underwear), but even this turns out like trying to find drinkable water on Mars.

I was wondering if maybe Antiphates has a German sister. Or do we have German women here? If not I may have indeed to resort to the old Norse hunting grounds in England... I somehow doubt my boat makes it safely to America and I don't speak other tongues.

Is there anyone who has an encouraging story about dating a tourist or while being on holidays which did not end in a complete disaster? Or is it mail order bride these days? Those Russian women GemiMay showed me once in a music video seem to be rather cute 👀

Oh well. I'm kidding and probably drunk. I'll end it here before I give out application forms. Not so much about me of course but maybe someone would like living in my country. There are hidden treasures here...

I am more interested in where you found that Duncan article…you know we have a history here…decades of history. And you think you can just post and move on to your silly ‘problems’?

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Ohh my “I was wondering if maybe Antiphates has a German sister.” 🤣

This is actually cute. I see men and women are equally fascinated with Antiphates. That's a huge compliment.

Don’t cave into family pressure

It’s your life, not theirs.

Marriage is overrated and not for everyone

Tell them to back off ....

Don't sound desperate.

Don't sound desperate.

Tell your fam if they don’t stop pressuring you, you will run away to Japan and never come back cos you gonna go join a yakuza

Wouldn’t dating Antiphates’ sister be an incest though!? 🤔

What happened to you coming to kidnap me on your Longboat? 💔

I know I'll get sea sick but what's a little vomit between lovers?

I don’t know. I think it’s pure chance, honestly.

This story bellow brightened up my day. I bet this guy is a Leo!

https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/chance-encounters-airplane-romance-new-york-california/index.html

Posted by GenericUsername

Don't sound desperate.

It's all fun. Or do you want me to put a MyWife tag so it's easier to see?

Posted by DK

Posted by GenericUsername

Don't sound desperate.

It's all fun. Or do you want me to put a MyWife tag so it's easier to see?

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Still desperate in a different way, or I might just lack a sense of humor 🤷‍♀️

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

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Nah. Being asked why you don't have any children is the bigger insult.

It’s like this. If you are “snatched up” or “claimed” you are desirable, you are hot, you are not an outcast, you are not the last one standing waiting. Waiting for who and what?

I had friends who said they find married men with wedding bands hot. I was like why, I don’t get it. They said well he must be good at something since other woman found him marriage material. But I also think they were hoes on dl who just wanted to try a married man.

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Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Nah. Being asked why you don't have any children is the bigger insult.

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Yes, but I haven’t experienced that one as much as where is your hubby, where is your man? I suppose they think I need a husband first and then a child.

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What happened to you coming to kidnap me on your Longboat? 💔

I know I'll get sea sick but what's a little vomit between lovers?

Your lovely voice and words accompany me wherever I roam. I see you in Iceland 🤗

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

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Is it tho? Unless you are feeding me, fucking me, or paying me I don't really care about your opinion of me.

People who project and pressure their life style on others tend to be really unhappy with their choices and looking for outside validation from those around them. Its like this cult mentality of your either with us or against us. Its wild to me.

I feel like we are conditioned to care too much about what other people around us think of us. Its a really effective tool for control.

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Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Nah. Being asked why you don't have any children is the bigger insult.

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Its really insensitive and intrusive

And feck all to do with anyone.

I’d have to give a shocking reply to shut them up😡

Ohh next time respond with, “Why, you offering to pay for the wedding and honeymoon? No? Then STFU.” That always shuts ‘em up for me.

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Posted by SeaLion

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Nah. Being asked why you don't have any children is the bigger insult.

Its really insensitive and intrusive

And feck all to do with anyone.

I’d have to give a shocking reply to shut them up😡

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Oh I straight up tell them I can't have kids. Shuts them right up. Then they feel stupid and embarrassed. But yeah it is very insensitive cause you have no idea what someone has gone through. The worst is when you tell them that and then they come back an say "well you can adopt"

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

Wise words. I've experienced some of that already although I never have been married.

I mostly laugh about myself and poke harmless fun.

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Posted by SeaLion

What happened to you coming to kidnap me on your Longboat? 💔

I know I'll get sea sick but what's a little vomit between lovers?

Your lovely voice and words accompany me wherever I roam. I see you in Iceland 🤗

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Florida is to far for you?

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Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Nah. Being asked why you don't have any children is the bigger insult.

Its really insensitive and intrusive

And feck all to do with anyone.

I’d have to give a shocking reply to shut them up😡

Oh I straight up tell them I can't have kids. Shuts them right up. Then they feel stupid and embarrassed. But yeah it is very insensitive cause you have no idea what someone has gone through. The worst is when you tell them that and then they come back an say "well you can adopt"

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People can be so stupid 😐

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Posted by SeaLion

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Nah. Being asked why you don't have any children is the bigger insult.

Its really insensitive and intrusive

And feck all to do with anyone.

I’d have to give a shocking reply to shut them up😡

Oh I straight up tell them I can't have kids. Shuts them right up. Then they feel stupid and embarrassed. But yeah it is very insensitive cause you have no idea what someone has gone through. The worst is when you tell them that and then they come back an say "well you can adopt"

People can be so stupid 😐

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It's usually people who have kids already too. Like, I'm glad you were able to breed like rabbits but not everyone can do that.

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Posted by SeaLion

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by SeaLion

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Nah. Being asked why you don't have any children is the bigger insult.

Its really insensitive and intrusive

And feck all to do with anyone.

I’d have to give a shocking reply to shut them up😡

Oh I straight up tell them I can't have kids. Shuts them right up. Then they feel stupid and embarrassed. But yeah it is very insensitive cause you have no idea what someone has gone through. The worst is when you tell them that and then they come back an say "well you can adopt"

People can be so stupid 😐

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It’s not always the wife who can’t have babies. I have friends whose husband couldn’t. It’s just ignorant and I would be totally embarrassed to ask anyone about such an INTIMATE thing. It is nobody’s business.

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Is it tho? Unless you are feeding me, fucking me, or paying me I don't really care about your opinion of me.

People who project and pressure their life style on others tend to be really unhappy with their choices and looking for outside validation from those around them. Its like this cult mentality of your either with us or against us. Its wild to me.

I feel like we are conditioned to care too much about what other people around us think of us. Its a really effective tool for control.

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On my 32th birthday all I got from strangers is - you look younger - and - awww don't worry, it's never too late -. The taxi driver who took me home said that he is a honest man so he told his lover that she can only be the mistress because he has a wife. He was so proud of himself, as if he was the most honest man on the planet, a true knight ( it's normal to cheat on wives here, but if a woman should cheat she's a demented whore ). Anyway when he heard my age he said: well don't worry you can always go for ( i don't know the English term ) but the literary translation from my language would be artificial insemination

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Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Is it tho? Unless you are feeding me, fucking me, or paying me I don't really care about your opinion of me.

People who project and pressure their life style on others tend to be really unhappy with their choices and looking for outside validation from those around them. Its like this cult mentality of your either with us or against us. Its wild to me.

I feel like we are conditioned to care too much about what other people around us think of us. Its a really effective tool for control.

On my 32th birthday all I got from strangers is - you look younger - and - awww don't worry, it's never too late -. The taxi driver who took me home said that he is a honest man so he told his lover that she can only be the mistress because he has a wife. He was so proud of himself, as if he was the most honest man on the planet, a true knight ( it's normal to cheat on wives here, but if a woman should cheat she's a demented whore ). Anyway when he heard my age he said: well don't worry you can always go for ( i don't know the English term ) but the literary translation from my language would be artificial insemination

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Guess what!? My taxi driver told me he is cheating on his wife with a married woman. I never felt so awkward and couldn’t wait to get out of his damn car. One time I was showing him something on my phone and he leaned so much into me, trying to feel my breasts.

I always avoid him now.

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by GenericUsername

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Is it tho? Unless you are feeding me, fucking me, or paying me I don't really care about your opinion of me.

People who project and pressure their life style on others tend to be really unhappy with their choices and looking for outside validation from those around them. Its like this cult mentality of your either with us or against us. Its wild to me.

I feel like we are conditioned to care too much about what other people around us think of us. Its a really effective tool for control.

On my 32th birthday all I got from strangers is - you look younger - and - awww don't worry, it's never too late -. The taxi driver who took me home said that he is a honest man so he told his lover that she can only be the mistress because he has a wife. He was so proud of himself, as if he was the most honest man on the planet, a true knight ( it's normal to cheat on wives here, but if a woman should cheat she's a demented whore ). Anyway when he heard my age he said: well don't worry you can always go for ( i don't know the English term ) but the literary translation from my language would be artificial insemination

Guess what!? My taxi driver told me he is cheating on his wife with a married woman. I never felt so awkward and couldn’t wait to get out of his damn car. One time I was showing him something on my phone and he leaned so much into me, trying to feel my breasts.

I always avoid him now.

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I don't familiarise with taxi drivers because they can be creeps.

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by GenericUsername

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Is it tho? Unless you are feeding me, fucking me, or paying me I don't really care about your opinion of me.

People who project and pressure their life style on others tend to be really unhappy with their choices and looking for outside validation from those around them. Its like this cult mentality of your either with us or against us. Its wild to me.

I feel like we are conditioned to care too much about what other people around us think of us. Its a really effective tool for control.

On my 32th birthday all I got from strangers is - you look younger - and - awww don't worry, it's never too late -. The taxi driver who took me home said that he is a honest man so he told his lover that she can only be the mistress because he has a wife. He was so proud of himself, as if he was the most honest man on the planet, a true knight ( it's normal to cheat on wives here, but if a woman should cheat she's a demented whore ). Anyway when he heard my age he said: well don't worry you can always go for ( i don't know the English term ) but the literary translation from my language would be artificial insemination

Guess what!? My taxi driver told me he is cheating on his wife with a married woman. I never felt so awkward and couldn’t wait to get out of his damn car. One time I was showing him something on my phone and he leaned so much into me, trying to feel my breasts.

I always avoid him now.

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He also calls me a “doll”. Doll this, doll that.

Posted by GenericUsername

Posted by DK

Posted by GenericUsername

Don't sound desperate.

It's all fun. Or do you want me to put a MyWife tag so it's easier to see?

Still desperate in a different way, or I might just lack a sense of humor 🤷‍♀️

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Our humor is usual dark, austere and political incorrect. Some might say we don't have one either.

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by GenericUsername

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Is it tho? Unless you are feeding me, fucking me, or paying me I don't really care about your opinion of me.

People who project and pressure their life style on others tend to be really unhappy with their choices and looking for outside validation from those around them. Its like this cult mentality of your either with us or against us. Its wild to me.

I feel like we are conditioned to care too much about what other people around us think of us. Its a really effective tool for control.

On my 32th birthday all I got from strangers is - you look younger - and - awww don't worry, it's never too late -. The taxi driver who took me home said that he is a honest man so he told his lover that she can only be the mistress because he has a wife. He was so proud of himself, as if he was the most honest man on the planet, a true knight ( it's normal to cheat on wives here, but if a woman should cheat she's a demented whore ). Anyway when he heard my age he said: well don't worry you can always go for ( i don't know the English term ) but the literary translation from my language would be artificial insemination

Guess what!? My taxi driver told me he is cheating on his wife with a married woman. I never felt so awkward and couldn’t wait to get out of his damn car. One time I was showing him something on my phone and he leaned so much into me, trying to feel my breasts.

I always avoid him now.

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ooof overshare on his part, super cringe. I'd be like...

Posted by DK

Posted by GenericUsername

Posted by DK

Posted by GenericUsername

Don't sound desperate.

It's all fun. Or do you want me to put a MyWife tag so it's easier to see?

Still desperate in a different way, or I might just lack a sense of humor 🤷‍♀️

Our humor is usual dark, austere and political incorrect. Some might say we don't have one either.

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yours and your wife's?

Posted by DK

Admittedly the title is tongue in cheek as I can't just jump into a boat and kidnap someone these days (I hear you, I miss those viking days of old too).

But anyway, the pressure is real and everywhere I go I'm questioned about my non existing wife. Even my family, blessed be their well meaning hearts, including my brother (may he being an ass be blessed but a little less) aren't getting tired to point out that I should get married being the black sheep of the family. There is some talk about continuing the lineage of my ancestors too which is nonsense though since my brother has kids already. I see what they are trying to do there...

Long story short, I'm considering this out of my own accord now too so the real problem to begin with is I don't find someone of my generation here who isn't married already. My options seem to be limited to becoming either a home wrecker or to court young women who could be my daughters almost which is quite embarrassing. So I used a local dating app (hi grandma, didn't know you like pink underwear), but even this turns out like trying to find drinkable water on Mars.

I was wondering if maybe Antiphates has a German sister. Or do we have German women here? If not I may have indeed to resort to the old Norse hunting grounds in England... I somehow doubt my boat makes it safely to America and I don't speak other tongues.

Is there anyone who has an encouraging story about dating a tourist or while being on holidays which did not end in a complete disaster? Or is it mail order bride these days? Those Russian women GemiMay showed me once in a music video seem to be rather cute 👀

Oh well. I'm kidding and probably drunk. I'll end it here before I give out application forms. Not so much about me of course but maybe someone would like living in my country. There are hidden treasures here...

Let's compare charts and I'll consider it.

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Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by GenericUsername

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Is it tho? Unless you are feeding me, fucking me, or paying me I don't really care about your opinion of me.

People who project and pressure their life style on others tend to be really unhappy with their choices and looking for outside validation from those around them. Its like this cult mentality of your either with us or against us. Its wild to me.

I feel like we are conditioned to care too much about what other people around us think of us. Its a really effective tool for control.

On my 32th birthday all I got from strangers is - you look younger - and - awww don't worry, it's never too late -. The taxi driver who took me home said that he is a honest man so he told his lover that she can only be the mistress because he has a wife. He was so proud of himself, as if he was the most honest man on the planet, a true knight ( it's normal to cheat on wives here, but if a woman should cheat she's a demented whore ). Anyway when he heard my age he said: well don't worry you can always go for ( i don't know the English term ) but the literary translation from my language would be artificial insemination

Guess what!? My taxi driver told me he is cheating on his wife with a married woman. I never felt so awkward and couldn’t wait to get out of his damn car. One time I was showing him something on my phone and he leaned so much into me, trying to feel my breasts.

I always avoid him now.

I don't familiarise with taxi drivers because they can be creeps.

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Being alone in a car with an unknown man is very scary indeed. Being that close that you can almost feel his breath and hungry look in his eyes…and men wonder why are women scared of them?

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Posted by GenericUsername

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by GenericUsername

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Is it tho? Unless you are feeding me, fucking me, or paying me I don't really care about your opinion of me.

People who project and pressure their life style on others tend to be really unhappy with their choices and looking for outside validation from those around them. Its like this cult mentality of your either with us or against us. Its wild to me.

I feel like we are conditioned to care too much about what other people around us think of us. Its a really effective tool for control.

On my 32th birthday all I got from strangers is - you look younger - and - awww don't worry, it's never too late -. The taxi driver who took me home said that he is a honest man so he told his lover that she can only be the mistress because he has a wife. He was so proud of himself, as if he was the most honest man on the planet, a true knight ( it's normal to cheat on wives here, but if a woman should cheat she's a demented whore ). Anyway when he heard my age he said: well don't worry you can always go for ( i don't know the English term ) but the literary translation from my language would be artificial insemination

Guess what!? My taxi driver told me he is cheating on his wife with a married woman. I never felt so awkward and couldn’t wait to get out of his damn car. One time I was showing him something on my phone and he leaned so much into me, trying to feel my breasts.

I always avoid him now.

I don't familiarise with taxi drivers because they can be creeps.

Being alone in a car with an unknown man is very scary indeed. Being that close that you can almost feel his breath and hungry look in his eyes…and men wonder why are women scared of them?

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I can't say scary but annoying

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Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by GenericUsername

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Is it tho? Unless you are feeding me, fucking me, or paying me I don't really care about your opinion of me.

People who project and pressure their life style on others tend to be really unhappy with their choices and looking for outside validation from those around them. Its like this cult mentality of your either with us or against us. Its wild to me.

I feel like we are conditioned to care too much about what other people around us think of us. Its a really effective tool for control.

On my 32th birthday all I got from strangers is - you look younger - and - awww don't worry, it's never too late -. The taxi driver who took me home said that he is a honest man so he told his lover that she can only be the mistress because he has a wife. He was so proud of himself, as if he was the most honest man on the planet, a true knight ( it's normal to cheat on wives here, but if a woman should cheat she's a demented whore ). Anyway when he heard my age he said: well don't worry you can always go for ( i don't know the English term ) but the literary translation from my language would be artificial insemination

Guess what!? My taxi driver told me he is cheating on his wife with a married woman. I never felt so awkward and couldn’t wait to get out of his damn car. One time I was showing him something on my phone and he leaned so much into me, trying to feel my breasts.

I always avoid him now.

ooof overshare on his part, super cringe. I'd be like...

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Lady, please visit me and see for yourself, lol!

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Posted by GenericUsername

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Is it tho? Unless you are feeding me, fucking me, or paying me I don't really care about your opinion of me.

People who project and pressure their life style on others tend to be really unhappy with their choices and looking for outside validation from those around them. Its like this cult mentality of your either with us or against us. Its wild to me.

I feel like we are conditioned to care too much about what other people around us think of us. Its a really effective tool for control.

On my 32th birthday all I got from strangers is - you look younger - and - awww don't worry, it's never too late -. The taxi driver who took me home said that he is a honest man so he told his lover that she can only be the mistress because he has a wife. He was so proud of himself, as if he was the most honest man on the planet, a true knight ( it's normal to cheat on wives here, but if a woman should cheat she's a demented whore ). Anyway when he heard my age he said: well don't worry you can always go for ( i don't know the English term ) but the literary translation from my language would be artificial insemination

Guess what!? My taxi driver told me he is cheating on his wife with a married woman. I never felt so awkward and couldn’t wait to get out of his damn car. One time I was showing him something on my phone and he leaned so much into me, trying to feel my breasts.

I always avoid him now.

I don't familiarise with taxi drivers because they can be creeps.

Being alone in a car with an unknown man is very scary indeed. Being that close that you can almost feel his breath and hungry look in his eyes…and men wonder why are women scared of them?

I can't say scary but annoying

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True. One guy was cool and didn’t talk much.

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I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Is it tho? Unless you are feeding me, fucking me, or paying me I don't really care about your opinion of me.

People who project and pressure their life style on others tend to be really unhappy with their choices and looking for outside validation from those around them. Its like this cult mentality of your either with us or against us. Its wild to me.

I feel like we are conditioned to care too much about what other people around us think of us. Its a really effective tool for control.

On my 32th birthday all I got from strangers is - you look younger - and - awww don't worry, it's never too late -. The taxi driver who took me home said that he is a honest man so he told his lover that she can only be the mistress because he has a wife. He was so proud of himself, as if he was the most honest man on the planet, a true knight ( it's normal to cheat on wives here, but if a woman should cheat she's a demented whore ). Anyway when he heard my age he said: well don't worry you can always go for ( i don't know the English term ) but the literary translation from my language would be artificial insemination

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Typical misogyny mindset, can't see women as anything more then baby incubators. Don't take it to heart, dude is driving a taxi for a living and lying to his wife... a role model he is not. His unsolicited opinion on what you should do with your own body is laughable at best.

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Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Is it tho? Unless you are feeding me, fucking me, or paying me I don't really care about your opinion of me.

People who project and pressure their life style on others tend to be really unhappy with their choices and looking for outside validation from those around them. Its like this cult mentality of your either with us or against us. Its wild to me.

I feel like we are conditioned to care too much about what other people around us think of us. Its a really effective tool for control.

On my 32th birthday all I got from strangers is - you look younger - and - awww don't worry, it's never too late -. The taxi driver who took me home said that he is a honest man so he told his lover that she can only be the mistress because he has a wife. He was so proud of himself, as if he was the most honest man on the planet, a true knight ( it's normal to cheat on wives here, but if a woman should cheat she's a demented whore ). Anyway when he heard my age he said: well don't worry you can always go for ( i don't know the English term ) but the literary translation from my language would be artificial insemination

Guess what!? My taxi driver told me he is cheating on his wife with a married woman. I never felt so awkward and couldn’t wait to get out of his damn car. One time I was showing him something on my phone and he leaned so much into me, trying to feel my breasts.

I always avoid him now.

I don't familiarise with taxi drivers because they can be creeps.

Being alone in a car with an unknown man is very scary indeed. Being that close that you can almost feel his breath and hungry look in his eyes…and men wonder why are women scared of them?

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Were you in the front seat with him or something?

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Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Is it tho? Unless you are feeding me, fucking me, or paying me I don't really care about your opinion of me.

People who project and pressure their life style on others tend to be really unhappy with their choices and looking for outside validation from those around them. Its like this cult mentality of your either with us or against us. Its wild to me.

I feel like we are conditioned to care too much about what other people around us think of us. Its a really effective tool for control.

On my 32th birthday all I got from strangers is - you look younger - and - awww don't worry, it's never too late -. The taxi driver who took me home said that he is a honest man so he told his lover that she can only be the mistress because he has a wife. He was so proud of himself, as if he was the most honest man on the planet, a true knight ( it's normal to cheat on wives here, but if a woman should cheat she's a demented whore ). Anyway when he heard my age he said: well don't worry you can always go for ( i don't know the English term ) but the literary translation from my language would be artificial insemination

Guess what!? My taxi driver told me he is cheating on his wife with a married woman. I never felt so awkward and couldn’t wait to get out of his damn car. One time I was showing him something on my phone and he leaned so much into me, trying to feel my breasts.

I always avoid him now.

I don't familiarise with taxi drivers because they can be creeps.

Being alone in a car with an unknown man is very scary indeed. Being that close that you can almost feel his breath and hungry look in his eyes…and men wonder why are women scared of them?

Were you in the front seat with him or something?

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Yes. I should have sit in the back. But he knew my dad and I didn’t think it was gonna be like that. It’s a small place where everyone knows everyone.

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Don't sound desperate.

It's all fun. Or do you want me to put a MyWife tag so it's easier to see?

Still desperate in a different way, or I might just lack a sense of humor 🤷‍♀️

Our humor is usual dark, austere and political incorrect. Some might say we don't have one either.

yours and your wife's?

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The humor of my people. English isn't my native tongue, pardon me if I worded it wrong. I've never been married.

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I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

Wise words. I've experienced some of that already although I never have been married.

I mostly laugh about myself and poke harmless fun.

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The happiest couple I know are in their 60s, married in their early 20s, and still really enjoying each other. We hang out with them all the time and you can see the love is still there. I'm not saying its the reason they are still together, but not having kids gave them time to pursue their own interests and careers while having enough funds to travel together and enjoy the finer things in life.

We've encountered friends and family pressuring us to get married. A few years later those same people's relationships imploded and the conversations went from, you should be like us and get married... to... damn never get married this divorce shit is killing me.

End of the day you gotta live life for yourself.

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What happened to you coming to kidnap me on your Longboat? 💔

I know I'll get sea sick but what's a little vomit between lovers?

Your lovely voice and words accompany me wherever I roam. I see you in Iceland 🤗

Florida is to far for you?

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No. It just takes more time. I've never been to Florida before, so I'll see something new. I enjoyed being in California.

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I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

Wise words. I've experienced some of that already although I never have been married.

I mostly laugh about myself and poke harmless fun.

The happiest couple I know are in their 60s, married in their early 20s, and still really enjoying each other. We hang out with them all the time and you can see the love is still there. I'm not saying its the reason they are still together, but not having kids gave them time to pursue their own interest and careers while having enough funds to travel together and enjoy the finer things in life.

We've encountered friends and family pressuring us to get married. A few years later those same people's relationships imploded and the conversations went from, you should be like us and get married... to... damn never get married this divorce shit is killing me.

End of the day you gotta live life for yourself.

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Here you don't have to be married to live together in a partnership. It's probably better though when you plan on having kids. But I'm too old for kids anyway, I don't want them to turn eighteen when I'm near granddad age.

Thanks for posting that.

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Posted by GenericUsername

Don't sound desperate.

It's all fun. Or do you want me to put a MyWife tag so it's easier to see?

Still desperate in a different way, or I might just lack a sense of humor 🤷‍♀️

Our humor is usual dark, austere and political incorrect. Some might say we don't have one either.

yours and your wife's?

The humor of my people. English isn't my native tongue, pardon me if I worded it wrong. I've never been married.

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I was trying to make a joke, I understood you 😄

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Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Is it tho? Unless you are feeding me, fucking me, or paying me I don't really care about your opinion of me.

People who project and pressure their life style on others tend to be really unhappy with their choices and looking for outside validation from those around them. Its like this cult mentality of your either with us or against us. Its wild to me.

I feel like we are conditioned to care too much about what other people around us think of us. Its a really effective tool for control.

On my 32th birthday all I got from strangers is - you look younger - and - awww don't worry, it's never too late -. The taxi driver who took me home said that he is a honest man so he told his lover that she can only be the mistress because he has a wife. He was so proud of himself, as if he was the most honest man on the planet, a true knight ( it's normal to cheat on wives here, but if a woman should cheat she's a demented whore ). Anyway when he heard my age he said: well don't worry you can always go for ( i don't know the English term ) but the literary translation from my language would be artificial insemination

Typical misogyny mindset, can't see women as anything more then baby incubators. Don't take it to heart, dude is driving a taxi for a living and lying to his wife... a role model he is not. His unsolicited opinion on what you should do with your own body is laughable at best.

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Different mentality, I’m afraid. But even in spite it’s misogynistic tendencies- bit of a contradiction- women in that region rose through ranks to obtain positions of influence & authority where it really matters/ed more so rapidly & with less resistance than here in the states.

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Posted by borednbeautiful

Posted by LadyNeptune

I hope you have other reasons to wanting marriage beyond societal and family pressure. Cause that's a fast track to being incredibly unhappy and ending in divorce and loosing half your stuff. What I'm saying is get a prenup.

The pressure is real tho! 😿

I just thought the pressure is on women mostly.

“That unmarried woman over there” gotta be the biggest insult ever 😬

Is it tho? Unless you are feeding me, fucking me, or paying me I don't really care about your opinion of me.

People who project and pressure their life style on others tend to be really unhappy with their choices and looking for outside validation from those around them. Its like this cult mentality of your either with us or against us. Its wild to me.

I feel like we are conditioned to care too much about what other people around us think of us. Its a really effective tool for control.

On my 32th birthday all I got from strangers is - you look younger - and - awww don't worry, it's never too late -. The taxi driver who took me home said that he is a honest man so he told his lover that she can only be the mistress because he has a wife. He was so proud of himself, as if he was the most honest man on the planet, a true knight ( it's normal to cheat on wives here, but if a woman should cheat she's a demented whore ). Anyway when he heard my age he said: well don't worry you can always go for ( i don't know the English term ) but the literary translation from my language would be artificial insemination

Typical misogyny mindset, can't see women as anything more then baby incubators. Don't take it to heart, dude is driving a taxi for a living and lying to his wife... a role model he is not. His unsolicited opinion on what you should do with your own body is laughable at best.

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That's why I described the situation, I never take those things personally because I don't see myself that way. It's just sad that people here ( don't know about your part of the globe ) consider you old at the age of 32. 32 or 62, they put it on the same level. It's because we are a primitive society. You finish school, go to Uni or start working, you get married, have children...and that's all to life.

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Admittedly the title is tongue in cheek as I can't just jump into a boat and kidnap someone these days (I hear you, I miss those viking days of old too).

But anyway, the pressure is real and everywhere I go I'm questioned about my non existing wife. Even my family, blessed be their well meaning hearts, including my brother (may he being an ass be blessed but a little less) aren't getting tired to point out that I should get married being the black sheep of the family. There is some talk about continuing the lineage of my ancestors too which is nonsense though since my brother has kids already. I see what they are trying to do there...

Long story short, I'm considering this out of my own accord now too so the real problem to begin with is I don't find someone of my generation here who isn't married already. My options seem to be limited to becoming either a home wrecker or to court young women who could be my daughters almost which is quite embarrassing. So I used a local dating app (hi grandma, didn't know you like pink underwear), but even this turns out like trying to find drinkable water on Mars.

I was wondering if maybe Antiphates has a German sister. Or do we have German women here? If not I may have indeed to resort to the old Norse hunting grounds in England... I somehow doubt my boat makes it safely to America and I don't speak other tongues.

Is there anyone who has an encouraging story about dating a tourist or while being on holidays which did not end in a complete disaster? Or is it mail order bride these days? Those Russian women GemiMay showed me once in a music video seem to be rather cute 👀

Oh well. I'm kidding and probably drunk. I'll end it here before I give out application forms. Not so much about me of course but maybe someone would like living in my country. There are hidden treasures here...

Sorry to dissapoint but the adult half-sister is in a relationship as far as I know and the other needs another ten years to be legal.

The ukrainian refugee situation might present some possibilities.

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I'd never use the misfortune of others in any way to my advantage but I know that's not what you meant. Hamburg is a nice city. I don't get all of your language but I like quite some of the German music like Rammstein. We use to think of you guys as very disciplined and hard working people.