Who is the Biggest Hipster on DXP?

Serious responses only.

Thx.

Cuz I wanna know when this trend will die...er, end.

Posted by Juliiette
there are no hipsters here.

and hipsters are so passe with accent egu or whatever, i forgot french completely.

We still have them here.

😒

I had questions...

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Posted by Juliiette
there are no hipsters here.

and hipsters are so passe with accent egu or whatever, i forgot french completely.

We still have them here.

😒

I had questions...

what do yo wanna know. i know couple of them.

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1. How do u feel about being a cliche?

2. Do u think of forging your own identity as too challenging?

3. What will u do once "sexy" is cool again?

Posted by capitalism
Loves his craft beer, has a beard, plays the banjo. lives in some run down city in Ohio, so hipster.

I thought he lived in Indiana? Jeeez what did I miss while I was gone?

BTW this isn't a needle in a haystack question.

It's not like I'm asking for the biggest catlady...

Posted by LittleStar
I’m a hipster 80% of the year. 🙃

U live in Portland aka Hipster Capital of the world.😁

I think you need to check in with Reddit.

Twinks, u need black rimmed glasses and "unique" tattoos.

Also, it helps if u take your dog to brunch, and rant on and on about how u hate gluten.

Posted by LePetitFisk
Your hipster jokes are about as played out as roman's myspace digs.

Salt. Who hurt u?

@tomsawyer

Posted by Juliiette

Posted by GEM*TWO
Twinks, u need black rimmed glasses and "unique" tattoos.

Also, it helps if u take your dog to brunch, and rant on and on about how u hate gluten.

who were you before? it seems everyone knows but me. 😢

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I used to go by BlackIndian.

😆

Posted by Juliiette
that asshole was rude to me. yes, blackindian.

How was he rude to u? His mom would pack him "bomb" snacks.

TV

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Posted by capitalism
Loves his craft beer, has a beard, plays the banjo. lives in some run down city in Ohio, so hipster.

Hipsters drink shitty ironic beer, vote republican, live off their trust funds, and live in overpriced, gentrified metropolitan areas.

Get your boyfriend's dick out of your ass and actually learn what a hipster is before your vomit all over your keyboard, you little bitch.

he's the #1 hipster and lol i've never seen you talk like this

ROAR

hahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Right? I thought he would come back with a clever, smart ass remark, he came back biting.

Posted by Juliiette
oh tv i remember you, but you had more nicknames before.

I may have.

😒

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Posted by LadyNeptune
@tomsawyer

noooooooooooo, don't summon him. i read your "convo". wtf was that.

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LOL he's the expert on hipsters tho

Posted by TheRabbit
And if you call me a hipster in real life, I will break the glass bottle that my organic oak aged Brett IPA came in and stab you with it, so long as I don't get blood in my flannel shirt or beard.

Careful. The victim might pull you down by your man bun.

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@tomsawyer

noooooooooooo, don't summon him. i read your "convo". wtf was that.

LOL he's the expert on hipsters tho

@tomsawyer lol

i didn't want to get into, you are good on your own, but was wtf—

What is the question?

idk, i read your convo with super cool @ladyneptune so i wondered what was that about. you were such an asshole.

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He's mad he can't afford my design services LOL

Posted by GEM*TWO
Serious responses only.

Thx.

Come to silverlake if you want to see hipsters in their natural habitat.

Watch them groom their hobo beards. Watch them graze on $ 18 juices. Observe first hand the unique mating rituals of the hipster. One enters the bike shop and two leave.

probs me since every one calls me that.

Hipsters are nerds now

ands is metrosessuale, not hipster

metrosessuale is the italian, gayer version of metrosexual