Who's Fake? (Page 10)

Posted by Beetleguese

ha ha

Posted by caligula
bitch, you probably flagged it while crying and throwing a fucking tantrum about your imagine e-nemies. but good job trying to accuse me of something that most everyone knows i wouldnt dare do.

i don't even hide posts but you? your first post here you hid because you're a cowardly bitch.

keep trying tubby,I don't cry so easy.
and I don't think anyone here has ever thought me a coward.bring what ya got darlin'.

a name calling contest...sure,you win.because I'm a grown up and can't bring myself to your level.
but a battle of the wits...you never hang in there to long with me on that,do ya?

and you know what's funny? when i first joined, like clockwork you and your lil sick clique would've swarmed by now.

your spineless ass, the scorpio, the leo, the air sign and of course, the centaur...

and now? you stand here alone because without your clique, you are small, pitiful and transparent. none of you could thrive and survive without bolstering one another and someone dared call each of you sick bitches out for the crap you have been doing here for god knows how long?

one by one you bitches will be laid to rest because in the presence of a real bitch, fakers falter.

Posted by caligula
and you know what's funny? when i first joined, like clockwork you and your lil sick clique would've swarmed by now.

your spineless ass, the scorpio, the leo, the air sign and of course, the centaur...

and now? you stand here alone because without your clique, you are small, pitiful and transparent. none of you could thrive and survive without bolstering one another and someone dared call each of you sick bitches out for the crap you have been doing here for god knows how long?

one by one you bitches will be laid to rest because in the presence of a real bitch, fakers falter.

it's always been just between you and me sugar pie....don't turn whiny.

Posted by seavixen2
ooooops my bad..
but what I did know was that info was dropped on a thread here in dxp..and I was in that thread and read it🙂
Tubby..seriously, EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT— EVERYONE knows you are a bitch... with the exception of YOUR CLIQUE of TOC...

you bring her in this for what? she wasnt posting here. she didn't even get deeply involved in it and yet, here you go involving her in the shit because you're a catty whore...not to mention you're a shitty friend.

CONGRATS! for finally showing your true colors and oh yeah, i know that there are few more shades you have yet to reveal. i got my *left eye* on you too bitch!

in fact,I always got bored because you are so slow witted and lacking in creativity....

look tubby....something SHINY!!!!!

see,I'm bored already.

yeah well go cry about it.

i got 3 minutes and to firmly plant my foot in your ass. make it easy on me and do what so many a man has told you over the years....

*bend over*

Posted by caligula
sea, you ratted her out...period. she's not even on this thread. she's not even posting here. if anybody is going to throw the bitch under a bus it would be me...not you. you suck as a friend.

bullbitch, i don't flag threads. remember, i made a big deal about it on the libra forum. you're a stalker, refer to your notes.

If you don't like anyone here (or most of us)
and feel that most of us are out to harm you

...then ...uh ...

...why don't you just NOT SIGN IN ANYMORE ??

( ?? )


Also, I have been thing about starting a business where
for a reasonable fee, women like you can PURCHASE a

"TGE" or "True Stalker Experience" - Choosing from

- Lovey-Dovey adoring texts
( so that everyone around you can see )

- Lovey-Dovey adoring phone calls at work
( so your supervisor must COMPLAIN that they stop
and everyone soon knows )

- A "voyeur footprint kit" - which is basically an
old pair of size 11 sneakers I buy at a thrift store
for 50 cents and sell to you for $ 75 (MARGIN!!!) so
you can put them on and stand outside your window
and call the police and get ots of attention and
counseling and stuff. Gosh, one of your male family
members or friends would need to come live with you
to protect you - as long as you called him "hero".

I know, I know - that service would be PRICELESS to you, Caligula.

But ... we do have to put SOME monetary value on it.

So... can you help me with naming a price?

fuck!

i gotta go.

LATER ADMITTED STALKERS!

BYE RAT BASTARD BITCH!

got work ta do.

Posted by scorpiopics

Posted by caligula
sea, you ratted her out...period. she's not even on this thread. she's not even posting here. if anybody is going to throw the bitch under a bus it would be me...not you. you suck as a friend.

bullbitch, i don't flag threads. remember, i made a big deal about it on the libra forum. you're a stalker, refer to your notes.

If you don't like anyone here (or most of us)
and feel that most of us are out to harm you

...then ...uh ...

...why don't you just NOT SIGN IN ANYMORE ??

( ?? )


Also, I have been thing about starting a business where
for a reasonable fee, women like you can PURCHASE a

"TGE" or "True Stalker Experience" - Choosing from

- Lovey-Dovey adoring texts
( so that everyone around you can see )

- Lovey-Dovey adoring phone calls at work
( so your supervisor must COMPLAIN that they stop
and everyone soon knows )

- A "voyeur footprint kit" - which is basically an
old pair of size 11 sneakers I buy at a thrift store
for 50 cents and sell to you for $ 75 (MARGIN!!!) so
you can put them on and stand outside your window
and call the police and get ots of attention and
counseling and stuff. Gosh, one of your male family
members or friends would need to come live with you
to protect you - as long as you called him "hero".

I know, I know - that service would be PRICELESS to you, Caligula.

But ... we do have to put SOME monetary value on it.

So... can you help me with naming a price?

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lol!

Posted by caligula
fuck!

i gotta go.

LATER ADMITTED STALKERS!

BYE RAT BASTARD BITCH!

got work ta do.

oh yes....you always do. 😉
I'll try not to cry to much 😢

Posted by BellatheBull

Posted by scorpiopics

Posted by caligula
sea, you ratted her out...period. she's not even on this thread. she's not even posting here. if anybody is going to throw the bitch under a bus it would be me...not you. you suck as a friend.

bullbitch, i don't flag threads. remember, i made a big deal about it on the libra forum. you're a stalker, refer to your notes.

If you don't like anyone here (or most of us)
and feel that most of us are out to harm you

...then ...uh ...

...why don't you just NOT SIGN IN ANYMORE ??

( ?? )


Also, I have been thing about starting a business where
for a reasonable fee, women like you can PURCHASE a

"TGE" or "True Stalker Experience" - Choosing from

- Lovey-Dovey adoring texts
( so that everyone around you can see )

- Lovey-Dovey adoring phone calls at work
( so your supervisor must COMPLAIN that they stop
and everyone soon knows )

- A "voyeur footprint kit" - which is basically an
old pair of size 11 sneakers I buy at a thrift store
for 50 cents and sell to you for $ 75 (MARGIN!!!) so
you can put them on and stand outside your window
and call the police and get ots of attention and
counseling and stuff. Gosh, one of your male family
members or friends would need to come live with you
to protect you - as long as you called him "hero".

I know, I know - that service would be PRICELESS to you, Caligula.

But ... we do have to put SOME monetary value on it.

So... can you help me with naming a price?

lol!

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I have my moments. lol

Posted by caligula
bitch, you probably flagged it while crying and throwing a fucking tantrum about your imagine e-nemies. but good job trying to accuse me of something that most everyone knows i wouldnt dare do.

i don't even hide posts but you? your first post here you hid because you're a cowardly bitch.

uh ...how would you know that unless
you went and read all their posts?

( There's a word for that behavior. )

I so want to post a song!!! lmao is so funny 😛

lol i know if i post this song im going to get heat.......

lol i cant man..... but i so want too cuz its funny as hell ,its by nwa .

🙂

Group make-up sex orgy—!!!!


YAY!! First, we start off with a nekid group hug (VB, you stand next to me)

Posted by Midgetbull
I know, that was the peak of my day, logging onto dxp and seeing how many more people viewed my profile. Now I'm doomed to mediocrity

Actually, it's a ploy to get Tubby to LEAVE.

Posted by Beetleguese

Posted by ThroatVirus
u guys investing soo much time and energy on trying to take down Tubbs...

you're giving her exactly what she wants...

Ever consider that she's giving us exactly what we want? Watching a bully self destruct into paranoid delusion, hahaha🙂

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Second that.

Except that I feel shame for picking on
someone with a BONA FIDE mental disorder.

But if I can't find shame here
I'd just find it elsewhere.

Posted by Mistery
Group make-up sex orgy—!!!!


YAY!! First, we start off with a nekid group hug (VB, you stand next to me)

hmmm...

First question: Is that really you in your Avatar?
Second question: If so, is it RECENT? lol

If yes to 1 & 2 above ...

"You stand beside VB ...I will stand "behind" you." 🙂

Ok, I ... I...I have a confession to make to DXP
and caligula/tubby.

I am actually the sole person behind all these
accounts. Yep: all "me".

Beetleguese
LovelyScorp
Scorpio_chic
hautescorp

...hell..I'm EVERYONE with any IMPLICATION
of "Scorpio" in their username on DXP, ok?

Eleni
ThroatVirus
LeGendary ViRGo
tamara
tiki33
SamIam
TasteOfChaos
Chance11
Midgetbull
Amandus
WynterBourne
TG
SeaSiren (Wow. Surprised you all, eh?)
&2gedanow
Eden 3
Hardcandy
Beetleguese
Beetleguese (There; I said it 3 times )
Mistery
james tate
crabluvr
ALL_KNOWING
Days22
brianafay
Mr Nice
Pesca2
Nefer
SV2
MissPirate
pigeonpie
venusianbull

...there are so many more, but I have those
accounts on my other laptops so that I can
post rapidly and make it all convincing.


It started out innocently enough, but ...it just got
way out of hand. I got addicted to seeing "approval" posts
to my first account ...and when they stopped because
people learned to IGNORE me...well.. I just created
another account to reply to my first. I was hooked.

When it got to the point where I was turning tricks
to pay for my internet proxy service and my awesome
password management softward subscription, I knew
I had a problem. But there really are not a lot of
support groups for people like me, and of course,
all the online forums for us - while they APPEAR
to have hundreds of members - they are really
just 3 people with 170 accounts between them.

Now I am going to log in with my other accounts
and pretend to ignore this with most of them
though if I have time, I "may" post a "lol" or something.

Not that you'd care - since if you're reading this,
"you're me".

obviously this is a joke and should not be
taken any more seriously than Tubby, herself.

Posted by TasteOfChaos

Posted by scorpiopics

Posted by Beetleguese

Posted by ThroatVirus
u guys investing soo much time and energy on trying to take down Tubbs...

you're giving her exactly what she wants...

Ever consider that she's giving us exactly what we want? Watching a bully self destruct into paranoid delusion, hahaha🙂

Second that.

Except that I feel shame for picking on
someone with a BONA FIDE mental disorder.

But if I can't find shame here
I'd just find it elsewhere.

Elsewhere? Like in front of the mirror?

Dude, you're the mental one here...

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No mirror brings me shame.

Why do you feel "I" am mental?
Can you provide an example, so that I
and others can see how "mental" I am?

Will someone give me a report on the situation? Thank you.

sometimes i feel like i've come upon the most awesome playground where there are tons of kids running, laughing and playing. i get all excited and my inner child is like "weeeee!"...the exclamation "wee" not the "wee-wee" but i digress...

i run onto the playground and begin to scan. should i play on the slide? the swings? maybe some hopscotch? before i can make a decision, i clue in to what's going on with the other kids. who shall i play with?

there's toc beating the shit out of TV for daring to put gum in her hair.
vb and USC are making mudpies while discussing which boy is the cutest.
the cat is challenging 3 little boys and one petrified little girl to a hoola hoop contest.
prince is flossing in the kiddie car and looking in the tin foil mirror to see if his locks are in place.
q and tate are building hand grenades out of sippy cups and planning a takeover of the sandbox.
...

i get excited because YAY! it's normal kids' play and i brought gum...spearmint 😛 of course there's pushing and shoving and never mind the occasional boo-boo but everyone seems to be having a good time...everyone but the kids at the monkey bars.

the kids at the monkey bars are doing their own thing. these kids are not one in the same. for starters, they're all dressed alike and they're randomly throwing handfuls of sand at the others. the boys are running to the *water* fountain, filling their cups and dumping them on one another. and if not that, they're pulling down their pants and screaming "look at my wee-wee!!!"

the girls on the other hand are a constant *buzz.* they gather in small groups and randomly go up to other little girls who just happen to be standing alone.



"you hair bow is too big!"
"your mary jane's are too shiny."
"you...!...YOU STUPID HEAD!"



i decide to steer clear of the monkey bars and opt for the swings instead...

i hop on and begin swinging. higher and higher i go and gradually, a crowd starts to gather. OMG! the kids from the monkey bars are surrounding me.

the boys are intently staring and wait a minute! these fucker are looking up my dress!
the girls are behind me and what the hell? do these bitches have scissors— what the fuck is going on?

i jump off the swing, sail through the air and land on my feet. there i am and there they are. what to do? what to do?



"what's wrong?" i say.

"you're swinging too high," yells the monkey bar gang.

"too high?" i laugh. "are you serious? there's not such thing as swinging too high? i'm going to swing the highest ever!"

"the highest? no one gets to swing the highest! we are one!!! (except for when we're not)."


now i've never much understood group mentality. "we," "us"...who the hell are them and they? i realize the kids from the monkey bars are just blown away by my awesome swinging skills. i'm at the playground to have fun after all. screw them!

i take my rightful seat in the swing thrown and swing away...

throne 😛

photo courtesy of http://www.arundelbarnplayhouse.com/html/2003/Route% 2066/Monkey% 20Bars.jpg

Posted by deerslayer
foie gras

LOL Duck a la orange, pressed duck, Peking duck, roast duck stuffed with wild rice, duck with plum sauce. Don't let them read this. Time is short.

Posted by Midgetbull

Posted by venusianbull
— Rubber ducky, you're the one *squeak squeak* you make bath time so much fun! *squeak squeak* ..— 🙂

I have a rubber ducky, and i sometimes sing that song when i take a bath with it 😛

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That just sounds fun. 😄

Posted by Mistery
Group make-up sex orgy—!!!!


YAY!! First, we start off with a nekid group hug (VB, you stand next to me)

Yayyyyy!!! Nekkid group hugs!

Posted by scorpiopics

Posted by Mistery
Group make-up sex orgy—!!!!


YAY!! First, we start off with a nekid group hug (VB, you stand next to me)

hmmm...

First question: Is that really you in your Avatar?
Second question: If so, is it RECENT? lol

If yes to 1 & 2 above ...

"You stand beside VB ...I will stand "behind" you." 🙂

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LOL You feel breathing Mistery?

Posted by Asleep
E-stalking is so amatuer.

That soft rustle in your closet at 3am that you ignored
That feeling of being watched
That bush that seems to keep getting closer to your window
That soft breathe on the back of your neck, and when you turn around there is nobody there and some of your hair is missing...

Yes, ignore it all. It's your imagination 😉

Cracks me up every single damned time.

Is this still going on!

Despite the fighting though I have to say there are some quality lines in this thread (mainly from people not involved in the whole saga) that have made me literally laugh out loud.

If we're all joining clique's then VB can I be in yours? 🙂

sweet p these people need to get a fucking life.

They can have mine. It sucks ass right now.

*scooting over and patting chair* Come roll with the Bull fair Scots Pisces. 🙂

going for a private talk.

Okay James. Speak in hushed tones. Use your big words.

Posted by venusianbull
*scooting over and patting chair* Come roll with the Bull fair Scots Pisces. 🙂

And that is why you're awesome. 🙂

That and the cookies and baking and hot chocolate etc. 😛

LOL Baking is a beautiful thing. 🙂

Posted by Beetleguese

I lol'd so hard.

😄


setting the tone for the rest of my day. I ♥ DXP

Posted by SatoriFierce
But thinking about it, Scorp_Chic, aren't Libra's also drama lovers? 😛 Cause I am all about love and peace but sometimes I am drawn to this shit like a moth to a flame. It's just fun to watch, but I do feel a bit guilty enjoying it as much as I do. 😛

You weren't talking to me...but I agree. It's like a train wreck. A horrible bloody, brains everywhere, train wreck....
You shouldn't be staring, but you just can't look away.

Posted by TasteOfChaos
You missed it dude... The challengers have returned back to their quarters to re-group and fix their mouth pieces...

!! lmfao

*shakes head*

I like seriously spit my tea everywhere

Posted by WynterBourne

Posted by brianafay

Posted by WynterBourne
Ahhhh...LovelyScorp deleted herself....nevermind.

whatthe fizzuck?!





& do you save posts? How do you find these shits? Lol

lol...what? 😛 Do I save posts?? 🙂 Um...yeah, sometimes..if I like what was said 🙂

But if you're talking about who gave tubbs that piddley-list-of-eden's-usernames-screenshot she produced?...bah. Weren't me. I won't take a picture unless there's at least 6 usernames stacked up back there.

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Well how the heel do you people have shit LS said before she left?

I'm dumb huh. Lol...do you just go back in your history or something simple like that?

Posted by venusianbull
Okay James. Speak in hushed tones. Use your big words.

L O L

Ok I'm done. I'm caught up.

& so hooked on phoenix...that took forever it seems