Who's Fake? (Page 23)

LOL!! I know, I am a louse. Worse, I am the amoebas on the rear end of the louse. I will never be able to live with the shame. How I'll sleep this evening I will never know. *sigh*

I will cover them all, this very instant. I can't even bear to look myself in the eye. 😛

( I am giggling so much right now ).

I think Tate is fake... I've done much research.

ROFLMAO You escaped! What a RELIEF. I thought the toilet paper tube got you!

Hid one. I do so LOVE when dxp stutters and you keep poking that send button.

Hahaha!

Posted by Days22
fuck stewart and colbert

redeye is win.

FOX NEWS woo!
lol

FAUX NEWS like Motherfucker!!!!!! xD Oh and I bleed blue, but I'm not a crip though 😉

xD!!!!!!!! But they are pretty entertaining to say the least, I always watch Faux News with Popcorn, I mean ... I can't do it without popcorn, it's all silly without the popcorn kernels ^_^.



hehehehe *strolls casually away*

Posted by Pesca2

Posted by venusianbull
I will cover them all, this very instant. I can't even bear to look myself in the eye. 😛

( I am giggling so much right now ).

sooooo, did you have a good rest or are all the mirrors cracked?! 😄

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LOL Only when the clock strikes midnight. 😄

LOL!! Ohhhhhh noooooo's ANYTHING BUT THE CRACK OF DOOM! *hiding under desk*

*dramatic hand to forehead* I shall, only I shall require a kitchen assistant. To aid me when I get too feeble to handle the baking trays. 😄

Posted by venusianbull
LOL *hanging head* I have a confession to make to you all. I am venusianbull, and I am a woman. That is it, that is all. I hope everyone isn't disappointed in me.

Shame on you.
You should so be banned for that.

Posted by KingPisces
I've been lying to you all. I'm actually a hamster...That's right motherfuckers...You ALL have been deceived by a motherfucking HAMSTER.

I...I... I feel so .... so violated.

But really, I should have known you
were a hamster. You remind me so
much of mouse I once knew. All you
rodents are alike.

Posted by Pesca2
hahaha - 😄 some fake guy or a real guy?


i would nominate kingpisces or days22 - the pisces men like being in the kitchen 😄

😄 Well if someone can put up with me in the kitchen they're welcome too. LOL

Posted by scorpiopics

Posted by venusianbull
LOL *hanging head* I have a confession to make to you all. I am venusianbull, and I am a woman. That is it, that is all. I hope everyone isn't disappointed in me.

Shame on you.
You should so be banned for that.

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I know *hanging head*. It's incomprehensible. My punishment is baking for the rest of my days. I hope everyone is hungry.

Awww, thank you luv. — Yes it is. 🙂

😄 I'm sure there is Pesca. I am a tyrant in the kitchen, and I'm aware of it. The Empress of the Stove. I'm not adverse to someone in there with me, but have to curb that taking a tea towel and shooing someone out so I can work my magic.

A TRUE kitchen goddess. Nigella Lawson. She cooks, and isn't afraid to eat more than a lettuce leaf for dinner.

*slow smile* Just so. Not that I do not want someone there, more like..mmm. Here's a beer, now watch this woman work.
Naturally I had the children in the kitchen with me, teaching them. I enjoy that, showing someone how to cook. But when I'm in the mood to cook for someone it's my show from start to finish. And baking is a stress reliever for me. I find kneading dough to be cathartic. All the careful mixing, measuring and stirring ( by hand, I rarely use a mixer for anything ) just soothes the rough edges.

🙂 aPP: I have been at it for a long time, started at age 10 cooking meals for my sister and I while Pa was at work. It takes time, to get a feel for things. After you've been doing it a long while you can easily peruse a recipe and sense all the flavors in your mouth. Know what will work, suit your or your families tastes. Randomly discard or use which ones you want to try.
I come from a long line of proud mistresses and masters of their domain in the kitchen. In mi familia food is what we do to express our care for someone. It's a point of pride; with family gatherings at the fore for laughter, love, good drink and excellent food. So to me it's like the breath in my lungs to make a large dinner. It gives me joy to do this.
I am always happy to take someone under my wing and show them how. I'll even wear my snazzy 40's apron doing it. If you ever have a question about anything, float it my way. 🙂

I will use one for meringues and such Pesca. But cakes, cookies, gravies and so on I leave it in the cupboard, flex my guns ( ahahahaa ) and mix by hand. 🙂

Another affliction of mine Pesca. I far prefer older things to new. The apron was sewn for me by a friend for my birthday last year, so it is new; the pattern old. A lovely thing in pink denim and strawberry fabric. Ruffles at the shoulder, crosses over in back and buttons up. Hits mid-thigh with nice deep pockets. Things used to make so much more sense. It properly covers you for slinging food about. 🙂

Posted by Prince_Pisces
Im not very proficient in the kitchen 🙂 i've made cookies though 🙂 still suprised i didnt burn the house down along with the neighborhood too LOL!!!!

LOL You survived unscathed! Well done. 🙂

LOL aPP, some people do. That internal flutter, all the rushing about.

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Posted by venusianbull
Another affliction of mine Pesca. I far prefer older things to new. The apron was sewn for me by a friend for my birthday last year, so it is new; the pattern old. A lovely thing in pink denim and strawberry fabric. Ruffles at the shoulder, crosses over in back and buttons up. Hits mid-thigh with nice deep pockets. Things used to make so much more sense. It properly covers you for slinging food about. 🙂

sounds very nice 🙂

so you have noticed it too then? that clothes or other wearing items actually served a purpose. say 30/40/also 50ies period. most of the garments or costumes or whatever else actually were very complimentary for the figure. they always seemed to highlight the best features of a woman. today? pffft. jeans that come up to your pelvis bone at best. blouses that cannot be tucked in. blazers that end under your breast. i don't understand why things like that are not made anymore?

i don't mind old stuff at all. i go to all kinds of places just to be able to lay my hands on something vintage. i??d rather pay a little more - it will last anyhow for goodness knows how long. never out of season. options of combination - countless.

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Precisely. It was figure flattering, made of good fabric and well put together. There is a class and panache to older clothing that is not present today. I am built like a woman. Not a young boy. It's discouraging having blouses straining buttons or trousers that are not made for someone with curves.
They are probably not made that way any more because it's not very cost effective to put quality in clothing like that. One reason, and why paying the earth for classic foundation pieces is just smart.
Most everything in this home is older. Intentionally. Not that I eschew modern ( sitting in front of a comp, no? ) it just suits me better, feels homey. Cozy and warm. Well loved pieces. Nothing so archaic or fussy that it screams "hands off!" 🙂

Posted by aPiscesPrincess

Posted by venusianbull
LOL aPP, some people do. That internal flutter, all the rushing about.

Yes she is very much that way 🙂 She worries she will forget something or make some huge mistake or something lol 😄

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LOL Poor woman, perhaps she should START with a nice glass of wine. I do understand the reaction though. It's planning and goodness! if something isn't all pulled together at the end.

Cheers to you lady. 😄 Sleep well this night.

Posted by venusianbull
A TRUE kitchen goddess. Nigella Lawson. She cooks, and isn't afraid to eat more than a lettuce leaf for dinner.

I always got confused...

I was a stud in the kitchen and a chef in the bedroom.

Posted by crzydiam63
Prince_Pisces = DY——— I'm going to become a talent agent and you're going to be my first contract because if that's true then that's the best acting job EVER!

Touch my son and you'll be sorry bewitch!

Lol

We're all on tue internet right? Everyone is fscke as fick

Its st Patrick's day su dnt1quote me

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by crzydiam63
Prince_Pisces = DY——— I'm going to become a talent agent and you're going to be my first contract because if that's true then that's the best acting job EVER!

Touch my son and you'll be sorry bewitch!

Lol

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Unless it's real - we don't like it!

Got it!

I was stage mom for years!

Then she said I want to have life...

And got BF with yearlobes to his shoulders!!!

I almost died!

Lol but now I want gay son!

You guys don't mutulate your bodies right?

Except...wherever you do...but it's ok baby! We have lube for that!

I'm fake af. Hypocritical too.

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Posted by Beetleguese
Apologies for bailing Bri, 'twas not intentional, time flew by, next time🙂

no worries. I knew you guys wouldn't have much spare time. There's too much to see/do here.

Like make out....

Lol 😛

😢

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I know ?

One of a kind

Posted by brianafay
*mental image*

epic level.


what if trees had balls.

I am so weird

Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
I'm a Venus dominant so I'm automatically fake.

thats my 3rd on pullen.. Jupiter first so im a Happy Fake Hoor 😆

Posted by GetMisted

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Posted by brianafay
*mental image*

epic level.


what if trees had balls.

I am so weird

Read some of your old threads..

You were really annoying -__-

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I live to be annoying

That's not changed

Posted by Amandus
Anyone want a York Peppermint Patty?

I can't even...