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Haha that reminded me. We had a guest at the hotel with the last name Phenis. & I was laughing like a little school girl when I saw it checking registrations.
My boss came around the corner and like instantly knew what I was laughing about (Scorp perv sense,) and goes "oh. you're bad. it's Fenis!"
Hooked on phonics, hooked on phoenix, hooked on penisssssssssssss
whateva, you choose
So what's up with this DXP clique? Can we just name names already.
I'm obviously not catching on.
Not trying to stir the pot. Even though I know I probably am.
I just really want to know
ok that just sent me on jupiter in gemini moment. so i read what the cat wrote and thought...
"penis" would be an AWESOME last name! so i said "myname penis," "myname penis," "myname penis" aloud and it didn't sound as good as i thought it would. but i didn't stop there.
so then i was like, maybe it would sound better with a guy's name? richard! white folks shorten richard to "dick." why is that? so i was like cool, Richard "Dick" Penis.
and then i was like, i wonder if "penis" is a real last name? so i googled "richard penis." unfortunately, the first page of results did not yield what i'd hoped for but i did get this little gem...
http://richardedwardshasatinypenis.com/ -- some women are so vindictive
Posted by brianafay
So what's up with this DXP clique? Can we just name names already.
I'm obviously not catching on.
you're just wondering which centaur i was referring to. get over yourself 😛
i didnt listen to it. i figured it was directed toward me and sick of his attention. glad others find it funny though.
vas-y!
oooooooooooooooh, a ribbon!
TAURUS SAYS "MINE!!!"
but seriously, if anyone thinks i set out for this to cause THIS much drama, i'm not that calculating. i honestly was bothered about something(s) that transpired over the past week or so and i was openly musing about it and one of the people i was musing about knocked on the door.
*food time*
I AM FUCKING BACK AND I AM PISSED !
SHE IS VERY GOOD AT WHAT SHE DOES
MIGHT I ASK WHO THE FUCK DIED AND LEFT YOU IN CHARGE OF GREADING PEOPLE D/P?
I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE RATS JOB.
BUNCH OF FUCKING LOOSERS.
Posted by brianafay
So what's up with this DXP clique? Can we just name names already.
I'm obviously not catching on.you're just wondering which centaur i was referring to. get over yourself 😛
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Haha well yeah but I know your ass wasn't referring to me.
He said he's all up in your must ard Tubbs
Haha and said it with such fabulous creepiness. 😄
It was slinkayyyy
Posted by WynterBourne
Ahhhh...LovelyScorp deleted herself....nevermind.whatthe fizzuck?!
& do you save posts? How do you find these shits? Lol
lol...what? 😛 Do I save posts?? 🙂 Um...yeah, sometimes..if I like what was said 🙂
But if you're talking about who gave tubbs that piddley-list-of-eden's-usernames-screenshot she produced?...bah. Weren't me. I won't take a picture unless there's at least 6 usernames stacked up back there.
Well how the heel do you people have shit LS said before she left?
I'm dumb huh. Lol...do you just go back in your history or something simple like that?
No. Bling quoted LovelyScorp before she deleted.
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OH
I am dumb. Haha 😛
LOL Cliques. Oh dear. Secrety secret handshakes and decoder rings to your right. Aluminium hats to your left.
Posted by venusianbull
LOL Cliques. Oh dear. Secrety secret handshakes and decoder rings to your right. Aluminium hats to your left.
I'm more or less a loner. That doesn't mean I don't like people, I just try not to get caught up in the "you can only talk to this group of people but not THOSE group of people." I talk to who I want to talk to, and I DON'T talk to anybody I don't WANT to talk to. I don't give a f@ck who they are, nor how "popular" they are. Period.
The same for me. All the way from childhood up on to..ohhh let's see...NOW. I like who I like and that is the end of it. If someone doesn't care for my choice then they can *making rude finger gesture*. I never listened in any regard. I likes who I likes.
Posted by venusianbull
The same for me. All the way from childhood up on to..ohhh let's see...NOW. I like who I like and that is the end of it. If someone doesn't care for my choice then they can *making rude finger gesture*. I never listened in any regard. I likes who I likes.
I'm like Eminem "The Way I Am." I know a lot of people think he's abrasive (he is), and that he's foul (he is), but I really get him and in a sense I understand why he thinks the way he does. People get caught up in trying to be Politically Correct, and saying the "right thing" in the grander scheme of things, who cares!
Oh yuck, PC. Honestly, we're all walking on eggshells over who might 'be offended' and who won't be. Pffffft.
I'll have to give that song a listen, never have listened to much Eminem. 🙂
PREACH girl preach
😛
Posted by brianafay
PREACH girl preach😛
LOL!
Posted by venusianbull
Oh yuck, PC. Honestly, we're all walking on eggshells over who might 'be offended' and who won't be. Pffffft.
I'll have to give that song a listen, never have listened to much Eminem. 🙂
Em is NOT for the faint of heart. He's obviously a bit disturbed, but I think a lot of us are. He just embraces it and makes it work for him. The good, the bad and the ugly. That's what I respect about him, no matter how crazy and abrasive he is!
Well I jam out with my...errrr..yehhhhh to Lil' Kim, so I think I can handle Mr. 8 Mile. 😄
Yeh! What Bri said!
EPIC!
SeaVixen used to be a nice person .. now she has a Scorpio attached to her ass .. and she has changed.
::: shrugs :::
Oh well, you know Pisces ... weak fukers
Posted by BellatheBull
Tubby,are you not the one who had a bunch of shit about me on YOUR dxp profile—?I think so.
did I have anything about you on mine?
I helped you make a bigger joke of yourself at the time...that's all.😉Hahahaha, wow, for real eh? Something about her accusing you of being a stalker? Little Miss Paranoia...go figure!
A legend in her own mind, all of dxp is stalking her, well except for the lapdogs stuck up her ass.
bella used to religiously call me a stalker. she is no saint either. 🙂
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You ADMITTED you were stalking me ding dong.🙂
and I believe you made somewhat of a public spectacle of yourself while doing it. 😛
on the subject of cliques and e-cliques
it's natural human behavior to want to identify with a group or a sub sect of a group-at-large.
very few people are able to maintain their individuality and autonomy in organized society. typically those that are able to separate themselves from the herd do so inadvertently. the irony is that unless the isolation is self imposed (hermit) or medically mandated (asylum), true individuals-at-large will not go unnoticed.
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^in some cases, whether these people tend to or not, they gather a flock. it's sorta like that scene from the movie forrest gump. sometimes a leader isn't intending to be so. sometimes they're just being themselves and for one reason or another, others follow. the key is, "being themselves."
we'll call this personality type "o."
at other times, there is a concerted effort to be supreme. take leader of the branch davidians, david koresh, for example.
having been raised seventh-day, i think koresh felt different from christianity-at-large and this may have inspired him to delve deeper into the meanings of the bible.
koresh's desire to love and learn God on a more intrinsic level was genuine initially. he simply wanted to get "closer to god" and whether you're christian or not, deeping one's spirituality is never truly a bad thing. his quest for understanding was eventually rewarded and koresh was praised for his insight, fervor and unique perspective.
the problem is, he eventually allowed the love of the group to corrupt his individuality and as a result, began to believe in his own divinity.
we'll call this personality type "x."
photo courtesy of http://mydeactivatedguns.co.uk
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when x's and o's come together, there's often a clash. the x's regard the o's as a threat.
the x's like their "power" after all and when they begin to see that the "o" has occupied a territory they'd previously claimed, the x's will fight back.
in the end, "winning" is a matter of perspective for how can o win/lose if it's not playing a game?
whether it's real life or e-life, this dynamic plays it self out over and over and i wonder, why would anyone want to be an x? and yet, this site has quite a few x's and very few o's.
the x's are generally hated for all the right reasons but few will say it publicly. the o's are loathed for all the wrong ones and "everyone" will say it.
photo courtesy of http://2.bp.blogspot.comin the time i've been here, the people that are generally hated most in public are o's. they have very few allegiances. they say whatever is on their minds. they are both loved and hated but their opinions, right or wrong, are invariably respected. why? because at they're honest.
so the o's have a tough time in (e)society. people respect them for being themselves but shat on them for...well, being themselves.
the x's on the other hand are often praised and supported in public. where they may engage in outrageous behavior, the group-at-large tends to excuse it publicly while shaking their heads privately. why is that? maybe it's because the x's are sheep in wolve's clothing? the poor flock 😛
group dynamics has always interested in me. at the end of the day, i'm proud to be an "o" and wouldn't have it any other way.
i wanted to write that into an article but i haven't figured out how to formulate it yet. you all are welcome to read my brain fart. i added pictures! people only read on the internet when there are pictures...
*sighs*
Posted by Asleep
Somebody post some entertaining stuff! and why wasn't I on the list? Want to see some stalking? I can show you this!
I'm pm'ing you my address 😛
Posted by BellatheBull
Tubby,are you not the one who had a bunch of shit about me on YOUR dxp profile—?I think so.
did I have anything about you on mine?
I helped you make a bigger joke of yourself at the time...that's all.😉Hahahaha, wow, for real eh? Something about her accusing you of being a stalker? Little Miss Paranoia...go figure!
A legend in her own mind, all of dxp is stalking her, well except for the lapdogs stuck up her ass.
bella used to religiously call me a stalker. she is no saint either. 🙂
You ADMITTED you were stalking me ding dong.🙂
and I believe you made somewhat of a public spectacle of yourself while doing it. 😛well aren't you sheepish.
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don't look at me with that gleam in your eye....we ain't on the farm cowboy. 🙂
ack!
wolves in sheeps clothing.
i didn't proof. you get the idea.
the point is, there are a lot of "x's" here and like koresh, they're off the range.
Posted by Asleep
Somebody post some entertaining stuff! and why wasn't I on the list? Want to see some stalking? I can show you this!I'm pm'ing you my address 😛
If I fall through your roof and break something of yours, I'm not liable for any damages!
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I have good home owners insurance! 😉
Posted by BellatheBull
Tubby,are you not the one who had a bunch of shit about me on YOUR dxp profile—?I think so.
did I have anything about you on mine?
I helped you make a bigger joke of yourself at the time...that's all.😉Hahahaha, wow, for real eh? Something about her accusing you of being a stalker? Little Miss Paranoia...go figure!
A legend in her own mind, all of dxp is stalking her, well except for the lapdogs stuck up her ass.
bella used to religiously call me a stalker. she is no saint either. 🙂
You ADMITTED you were stalking me ding dong.🙂
and I believe you made somewhat of a public spectacle of yourself while doing it. 😛well aren't you sheepish.
don't look at me with that gleam in your eye....we ain't on the farm cowboy. 🙂
i think you've missinterptered what gleam is. I'm not giving you constructive critism; though you should take it to heart for self improvement. 😉
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lol,ok I will work on it 😉
I'm no saint,that's no lie.where's the fun in that? 🙂
Posted by caligula
i wanted to write that into an article but i haven't figured out how to formulate it yet. you all are welcome to read my brain fart. i added pictures! people only read on the internet when there are pictures...*sighs*
This is true. 🙂
As for the rest...LOL! 😛...I think all the "X"'s think they're an "O" too.
🙂
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xoxoxoxoxo 🙂
Posted by BellatheBull
Tubby,are you not the one who had a bunch of shit about me on YOUR dxp profile—?I think so.
did I have anything about you on mine?
I helped you make a bigger joke of yourself at the time...that's all.😉Hahahaha, wow, for real eh? Something about her accusing you of being a stalker? Little Miss Paranoia...go figure!
A legend in her own mind, all of dxp is stalking her, well except for the lapdogs stuck up her ass.
bella used to religiously call me a stalker. she is no saint either. 🙂
You ADMITTED you were stalking me ding dong.🙂
and I believe you made somewhat of a public spectacle of yourself while doing it. 😛well aren't you sheepish.
don't look at me with that gleam in your eye....we ain't on the farm cowboy. 🙂
i think you've missinterptered what gleam is. I'm not giving you constructive critism; though you should take it to heart for self improvement. 😉
lol,ok I will work on it 😉
I'm no saint,that's no lie.where's the fun in that? 🙂sadly, based on your actions, you don't in any means act what you preach. xD
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OMG,are you still harboring bad feelings too? fml :/
please don't start drudging up the same old past bullshizzle.let's live in the present now,k?
yeah wynter. i think therein lies the problem. x's who think they're o's.
when you begin to need the group's adulation, you lose your autonomy. how can you be an individual when you're beholden to a group?
i think on an astrological level, it's why my aries placements win out. where aries wants to be first, blaze new trails, be an individual...
aries is not leo - they don't do it for divinity
aries is not aqua - they don't want to be weird for weird's sake
aries is not scorpio - they're not on a blind quest for power
and aries is not taurus - they want to be first, not second and what is "peace?"
the problem with aries is that it moves so swiftly that it doesn't realize it's wreaking havoc. it's running forward and it's not looking behind. it's only when they stop...when forrest turns around and recognizes there's a group of people running behind him that it's like...
"oh, what are all you people doing here?"
"we're following you."
"following me? why?"
"we don't know. we figured you had something insightful to say."
"insightful? me? naaaaaaaaaaah. i was just running but i'm bored with it. see you guys around. later!" 🙂
group collectively sighs and says, "WHAT THE FUCK!
Posted by BellatheBull
please don't start drudging up the same old past bullshizzle.let's live in the present now,k?lol.
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overall, my chart says that i need to embrace the collective more but it's difficult. on a respect level, i have difficulty embracing people who nuggle up to x's after it's readily apparent they're wolves.
that's when the taurus kicks in and i just can't be fake. i've tried but it doesn't suit me well.
anyhoo, just reflecting.
that image took FOREVER to load!
omg! what is it originally? like 4500px? sheesh!
yeah, i so totally want an "ignore" button and an "easy" button in real life. as for the latter button, i could definitely use more office supplies right about now 😛
You have no idea how influenced you have become because of the Scorpio attached to your ass.
But, I can see it .. and I'm sure others can also.
I'm not talking about you defending yourself .. I'm talking about how you used to be nice when you didn't have a Scorpio influencing your dispostion.
i dunno. my broadband card probably expelled some gas and that slowed me down. but yeah, it took at hot minute for it to show.
maybe she's mirroring? 😄
HA!
Vixxy is still a sweetie, she just felt attacked by Tubby and went into defense mode
as just about everyone else has at some point.
Has little to do with anyone else IMO
Posted by P-Angel
You have no idea how influenced you have become because of the Scorpio attached to your ass.But, I can see it .. and I'm sure others can also.
I'm not talking about you defending yourself .. I'm talking about how you used to be nice when you didn't have a Scorpio influencing your dispostion.
hey p.
who are you without your husband?
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+1
attacked?
fuck outta here!
Idk what happenef between you two but I can imagine she felt attacked...
your delivery isn't the most graceful 😛
but I can't really talk Tubbs, my mercury is in detriment
Lol
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phoenix is a beautiful city 😛