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crap! you beat me to it.
jinx!
Posted by EleniPosted by brianafay
but I can't really talk Tubbs, my mercury is in detriment
Lol
lol...did AA ever post his vocaroo?click to expand
Ugh idk I gave up. He was playing us all out
i think you have me confused with someone else?
MY feelings aren't hurt. i said what i had to say to you and i meant it. i also don't recall saying anything about burning YOU at the stake at this thread or any other. it was not me who started that "witch" shit but you did promptly hop on the bandwagon.
frankly, why are you here? oh i know, it must be like N.I.M.H. said. the scorpio came and you followed in toe. or was it the other way around? i can never tell anymore when it comes to you twoonetwo.
MY feelings aren't hurt. i said what i had to say to you and i meant it. i also don't recall saying anything about burning YOU at the stake at this thread or any other. it was not me who started that "witch" shit but you did promptly hop on the bandwagon.
frankly, why are you here? oh i know, it must be like N.I.M.H. said. the scorpio came and you followed in toe. or was it the other way around? i can never tell anymore when it comes to you twoonetwo.
^"sea"
i am not playing victim you twit.
i'm merely pointing out that you used to not get involved in bullshit to which you were not apart of but as of late, you have a cheerleading costume on that you dawn whenever your lover needs ya.
but you stand by your man girl!
i'm merely pointing out that you used to not get involved in bullshit to which you were not apart of but as of late, you have a cheerleading costume on that you dawn whenever your lover needs ya.
but you stand by your man girl!
actually, you still don't get involved in shit where principle is involved. which is why you sat on the fence when it came to defending your friend.
but if your man needs support, doesn't matter what orifice his head is wedged in, there you are to shake those pom-poms, arch that back and click those heels....er pumps.
but if your man needs support, doesn't matter what orifice his head is wedged in, there you are to shake those pom-poms, arch that back and click those heels....er pumps.
look, i'm not the only one who seas through you. i'm not even sure why you're making yourself a spotlight atm as you're inconsequential as is he.
with that said, here you onetwoonetwo are again...in tandem which pretty much proves my point.
*GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM✨
with that said, here you onetwoonetwo are again...in tandem which pretty much proves my point.
*GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM✨
Posted by AsleepPosted by Prince_PiscesPosted by AsleepPosted by seavixen2
I heart manatees
I'm a pisces, but definitely don't swim like a fish. I liken it more to a manatee, or maybe a polar bear 😛
so you're fat? 😛 LOL!!
Lol,
Nah...
I'm just abnormally big
6'3, 250lbs
I'm a strapping young man, I attack villages for fun 😉click to expand
what? hmmm...
6'2+ and i stop thinking with my right and left brain.
Posted by caligula
that's when the taurus kicks in and i just can't be fake. i've tried but it doesn't suit me well.
anyhoo, just reflecting.
Word. Can't, won't and desire NOT to do that. Being fake sucks 😢 and it takes too much work that I wouldn't even want to pretend to do!
Posted by MidgetbullPosted by Eleni
Midgetbull you made me lmao with your comments about the profile count
I'm still crying inside 😛click to expand
LOL! Awwwww, poor lil' midgetbull - well, if you remember what your count was before Mr. DXP changed that screen, then add about oh, I say, 20-30 a day, and you can still run your own count 🙂
Dammit all! I quoted, and it was too much already, so it cut my ish off, and now I completely lost my train of thought ... oh well! Bah!
post hider 😛
i have writer's block. that's why i'm here on MY thread. you are here because you can't see the x-it.
on a side note....
i have writer's block. that's why i'm here on MY thread. you are here because you can't see the x-it.
on a side note....
that's what you would gather eh?
scorpios have that x-factor fo shizzle.
scorpios have that x-factor fo shizzle.
and yet, you're in my thread bitch!
now watch this...
now watch this...
Posted by caligula
i didnt listen to it. i figured it was directed toward me and sick of his attention. glad others find it funny though.
vas-y!
Now you're lying.
liar, liar pants on fire!
Posted by P-Angel
SeaVixen used to be a nice person .. now she has a Scorpio attached to her ass .. and she has changed.
::: shrugs :::
Oh well, you know Pisces ... weak fukers
Respectfully, I don't think that's the situation.
I think she's just standing up for herself
and I don't think that makes here a b***h
and I don't believe there is a Scorpio "on scene".
( though if there is I'll be happy for her, jealous
and concerned for her at the same time. )
Posted by Prince_PiscesPosted by AsleepPosted by seavixen2
I heart manatees
I'm a pisces, but definitely don't swim like a fish. I liken it more to a manatee, or maybe a polar bear 😛
so you're fat? 😛 LOL!!click to expand
Nope. She's not.
I have pondered the trends in Female Stalking "victim" behavior
by zodiac sign ( for non-violent stalkers, of course )
Libra: Stalker makes her feel pretty - not sure if she likes it or not
Scorpio: Follows him home. Meets him somehow and befriends him.
He eventually does all her yardwork, takes her out to eat, etc.
She treats him like a human being and shows him her worst points
( even makes up a few disgusting ones ) so he is no longer attracted
to her but still likes to hang with her. She controls him with a gentle hand.
Sagittarius: She's terrified. She applies for and buys a gun. She takes shooting classes.
When she gets good, she quits shooting and buys a big dog instead. But then gives it away.
Capricorn: Discovers he has $ $ $ . She falls in love with HIM and
spreads nasty crap about him to everyone so nobody else wants him.
Aquarius: Stalker gives up because he can't keep up with her
and he can't figure out which of the 300 guys she talks to a night
is her bf. It about drives him as crazy as her bfs.
Pisces: Is gratified. Stalker hears of her darkness and is creeped-out.
He runs for his life.
Aries: It so boosts her self-esteem. She walks up to him and thanks him,
so wanting to be used by him...tied up... made into his F-slave.
Taurus: After a guy is seen standing outside the door in the hall of her
apartment late one night, every person she meets is told that she has a stalker.
It is the ultimate source of happiness in her life as she believes she is
worshiped. She now has the most important parts of movie-stardom-fame: Attention.
When the police determine he was a gay man looking for his bfs apartment
she moves away to another town.
Gemini: She doesn't know what to think.
Cancer: She thinks the way the moonlight shines on him is so romantic.
Leo: She's a little worried that he'll peep her without her make-up on.
Virgo: He was attracted to her Sunday-School Teacher look.
He runs for his life when he sees her in her black robe, candles lit,
worshiping the devil...and her eyes meet his through the window.
by zodiac sign ( for non-violent stalkers, of course )
Libra: Stalker makes her feel pretty - not sure if she likes it or not
Scorpio: Follows him home. Meets him somehow and befriends him.
He eventually does all her yardwork, takes her out to eat, etc.
She treats him like a human being and shows him her worst points
( even makes up a few disgusting ones ) so he is no longer attracted
to her but still likes to hang with her. She controls him with a gentle hand.
Sagittarius: She's terrified. She applies for and buys a gun. She takes shooting classes.
When she gets good, she quits shooting and buys a big dog instead. But then gives it away.
Capricorn: Discovers he has $ $ $ . She falls in love with HIM and
spreads nasty crap about him to everyone so nobody else wants him.
Aquarius: Stalker gives up because he can't keep up with her
and he can't figure out which of the 300 guys she talks to a night
is her bf. It about drives him as crazy as her bfs.
Pisces: Is gratified. Stalker hears of her darkness and is creeped-out.
He runs for his life.
Aries: It so boosts her self-esteem. She walks up to him and thanks him,
so wanting to be used by him...tied up... made into his F-slave.
Taurus: After a guy is seen standing outside the door in the hall of her
apartment late one night, every person she meets is told that she has a stalker.
It is the ultimate source of happiness in her life as she believes she is
worshiped. She now has the most important parts of movie-stardom-fame: Attention.
When the police determine he was a gay man looking for his bfs apartment
she moves away to another town.
Gemini: She doesn't know what to think.
Cancer: She thinks the way the moonlight shines on him is so romantic.
Leo: She's a little worried that he'll peep her without her make-up on.
Virgo: He was attracted to her Sunday-School Teacher look.
He runs for his life when he sees her in her black robe, candles lit,
worshiping the devil...and her eyes meet his through the window.
you write like a chick
actually, i meant chick-en...as in coward (and all that it entails with respect to this website).
Hell, any thread that gets this big this quickly deserves a personal video, cataloging my eye of the storm escapades while validating who I am and answering the nagging question........ WHO IS FAKE?. Hey, if everyone would do this wouldn't we maybe REALLY know who fakes us out? Mmmmmmmmmmmmm......scratches head.
And don't kid me about my Southern accent........we all know it's there.
And don't kid me about my Southern accent........we all know it's there.
Posted by crzydiam63
Hell, any thread that gets this big this quickly deserves a personal video, cataloging my eye of the storm escapades while validating who I am and answering the nagging question........ WHO IS FAKE?. Hey, if everyone would do this wouldn't we maybe REALLY know who fakes us out? Mmmmmmmmmmmmm......scratches head.
And don't kid me about my Southern accent........we all know it's there.
wtf!!
you're driving.
talking.
on your cell phone.
filming.
and it's raining?!?!?!
you are a poster child for the "no cell phone zone" challenge. sheesh!
WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
Actually it's not as dangerous as it appears, I've only submerged one car since I've been coming here.
Actually it's not as dangerous as it appears, I've only submerged one car since I've been coming here.
Posted by crzydiam63
WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
Actually it's not as dangerous as it appears, I've only submerged one car since I've been coming here.
next time, try it while driving on black ice while transporting a nun, 3 orphans and a dog to dialysis 😛
Posted by TasteOfChaosPosted by Beetleguese
You used the incorrect form of toe (tow).
A proper sentence would have read as follows;
I notice the lapdog TOC in tow behind tubby's ass quite a lot. I wonder if they are dating, a love connection maybe?
Wow! Not once have you and I had a conversation, yet here you are being a bitch...
Gawd...Please don't tell me you're gonna start focusing your obsession on me now... don't be disloyal to tubby... she earnt your attention...click to expand
shhhhh baby!
they're just jealous of our e-love.
*licks cheek*
Posted by caligulaPosted by TasteOfChaosPosted by Beetleguese
You used the incorrect form of toe (tow).
A proper sentence would have read as follows;
I notice the lapdog TOC in tow behind tubby's ass quite a lot. I wonder if they are dating, a love connection maybe?
Wow! Not once have you and I had a conversation, yet here you are being a bitch...
Gawd...Please don't tell me you're gonna start focusing your obsession on me now... don't be disloyal to tubby... she earnt your attention...
shhhhh baby!
they're just jealous of our e-love.
*licks cheek*click to expand
LOL @ "licks cheek." HA!
it's you. taurus hate secrets.
i guess some people find it fun to lurk in shadows?
i guess some people find it fun to lurk in shadows?
is this 67 pages of crap?
fill me in..
fill me in..
who knows anything about anyone for sure?
lets just say i'm like keyser soze...
but instead of a limp i'm fully retarded.
lets just say i'm like keyser soze...
but instead of a limp i'm fully retarded.
you have no concept of what people do in their individual or business lives so to make assumptions in any regard is pretty pointless when at the end of the day, if it's none of your fucking business, stay out of my personal business unless you're invited and i'll stay out of yours.
or look at it this way, there could be people on here with abusive exes or stalkers in the real world and to be so crass as to say, "what does it matter" could put someone in real danger. there are some of you who wouldn't stop at names. you'd go so far as to post addresses because you're THAT sick.
apparently it's a water sign affliction because you fuckers have been thumbing up more than any other. just because you're unimportant doesn't mean that others are important to somebody.
or look at it this way, there could be people on here with abusive exes or stalkers in the real world and to be so crass as to say, "what does it matter" could put someone in real danger. there are some of you who wouldn't stop at names. you'd go so far as to post addresses because you're THAT sick.
apparently it's a water sign affliction because you fuckers have been thumbing up more than any other. just because you're unimportant doesn't mean that others are important to somebody.
^others aren't
that only makes you easier to find dumbass.
saying "i'm in australia" is like saying, "i'm in nevada." if you get a knock on your door from someone peculiarly dressed like an american, it's one of the water signs from this site wanting to discuss the way you made them feel back in february on a that thread entitled "water signs are a bunch of bitches."
saying "i'm in australia" is like saying, "i'm in nevada." if you get a knock on your door from someone peculiarly dressed like an american, it's one of the water signs from this site wanting to discuss the way you made them feel back in february on a that thread entitled "water signs are a bunch of bitches."
Posted by TasteOfChaos
I'm just glad I'm in Australia and all you crazies are all the way over there!
😛
did you know that when we (british empire) discovered australia, we had no room left for all our criminals so we shipped them all over there? so essentially, all australlians are descendants of our criminals.
Posted by Pesca2Posted by caligula
you have no concept of what people do in their individual or business lives so to make assumptions in any regard is pretty pointless when at the end of the day, if it's none of your fucking business, stay out of my personal business unless you're invited and i'll stay out of yours.
or look at it this way, there could be people on here with abusive exes or stalkers in the real world and to be so crass as to say, "what does it matter" could put someone in real danger. there are some of you who wouldn't stop at names. you'd go so far as to post addresses because you're THAT sick.
apparently it's a water sign affliction because you fuckers have been thumbing up more than any other. just because you're unimportant doesn't mean that others are important to somebody.
although i really feel like stating something; i will not pour oil into the fire. and i am not here too feed your needy ego either. but just help me with this: if it is private personal business wtf is it doing in an open forum?
what goes around comes around. suit yourself.
click to expand
you are just more evidence of water signs inability to move the fuck on.
aren't you the sick bitch that said i deserved to be physically abused by men simply because i said your advice was utter foolishness?
i know you're a foreigner so tell me if "you're a dumbass bitch" translates properly?
iv'e had many accounts.
shyaries
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i know i'm very creative
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i know i'm very creative
Posted by TasteOfChaosPosted by AAPosted by TasteOfChaos
I'm just glad I'm in Australia and all you crazies are all the way over there!
😛
did you know that when we (british empire) discovered australia, we had no room left for all our criminals so we shipped them all over there? so essentially, all australlians are descendants of our criminals.
Of course I knew that... I learnt it in prison 😛click to expand
LOL! that's why assies are so big and manly and love nothing more then to sit in the sun drink beer eat steak and snort coke
iv'e used another guys head shot as my profle picture, i stole it straight from google images, i forget his name tho? i think it was Brad Pitt? yeah that was it! anyways, do i count as a sicko?
it's possible. it wouldn't be hard for someone to be searching "dip" as in dips for his or her pitter bread but mistakenly puts an x where the i should be.
or "dick" instead of "dxp" is also plausable
or "dick" instead of "dxp" is also plausable
dxp instead of dick
Posted by TasteOfChaosPosted by AAPosted by TasteOfChaosPosted by AAPosted by TasteOfChaos
I'm just glad I'm in Australia and all you crazies are all the way over there!
😛
did you know that when we (british empire) discovered australia, we had no room left for all our criminals so we shipped them all over there? so essentially, all australlians are descendants of our criminals.
Of course I knew that... I learnt it in prison 😛
LOL! that's why assies are so big and manly and love nothing more then to sit in the sun drink beer eat steak and snort coke
Dude... did you just call me a fat man?click to expand
no i'm talking specifically about the men
it's a formula now. i think there's a way to predict which members are most likely to go off the range.
the way to develop a dxpnet stalker or to get on someone's bad side indefinitely...
1. they must be a scorpio, pisces or have prominent water sign placements.
2. you must contradict their advice or suggestions on at least one thread.
3. you must have a modicum of recognition by other members.
the way to develop a dxpnet stalker or to get on someone's bad side indefinitely...
1. they must be a scorpio, pisces or have prominent water sign placements.
2. you must contradict their advice or suggestions on at least one thread.
3. you must have a modicum of recognition by other members.
and he just pm'd me and said he so totally was calling you a man.
nah, it just means your anus is big, red, flaring and exalted.
do you want me to hide that comment? you seem pretty obsessed with it. you've mentioned it quite a few times.
NO
ONE
CARES
why are you making a big deal about it? i don't know how many profile views are normal or abnormal but apparently there must be something about it that's bothering you otherwise you wouldn't keep bringing it up?
NO
ONE
CARES
why are you making a big deal about it? i don't know how many profile views are normal or abnormal but apparently there must be something about it that's bothering you otherwise you wouldn't keep bringing it up?
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