@RealTalk
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Posted by RealTalk
@ VB, lol. Yes, that's what I meant. Lol @ mushroom cap! IDK if it works though...maybe! Maybe enfant will give us an update. 😄
Bwahahahaha, or skilled in other areas. 😛 Sometimes though humming the theme intro to the Smurfs is a bit much.
Ohh plz stop it, I am so offended. *yawn*
LOL
I think some (younger) guys are quieter because they're failures at multitasking.
C'mon, it's not that difficult to make some noise AND find my clitoris, is it?
Although, I openly laugh at spoken grammatical errors during sex.
I can find your clit, thankyouverymuch, but it's difficult to be vocal about it at the same time 'cause I probably got my mouth full... ;D
Posted by enfant_terrible
I can find your clit, thankyouverymuch, but it's difficult to be vocal about it at the same time 'cause I probably got my mouth full... ;D
OOH LOOKATCHU BEING SO SMOOTH 😛
Don't waste your sarcasms on me, I may bite instead of just nibble 😛
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by TheLadySagittarius
Omg. This thread reminded me of one time this younger guy was on top and going" Cum for daddy.Cum for daddy.Cum for daddy.Cum for daddy , I started to crack up laughing and he got pissed. I couldn't help it. Just wanted him to shut the fuck up!
That's just terrible. I'd be turned off too.
Posted by sheathedclaws
I think some (younger) guys are quieter because they're failures at multitasking.click to expand
Ha!
Posted by sheathedclaws
I think some (younger) guys are quieter because they're failures at multitasking.C'mon, it's not that difficult to make some noise AND find my clitoris, is it?
Although, I openly laugh at spoken grammatical errors during sex.
No, and you know i love it when you talk nerdy to me baby.
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Don't get me started, now. 😛
I have the weirdest thing for Jack Black..
RealTalk, he asked u, i answered, so what? Freedom of speech
Wow, it must be your mars in scorpio. I got married after only 1 month of fucking my husband, was engaged to the 1 before him and my 1st talked marriage too- must be the scorp mars, lol. After a breakup, do they ask u to continue to sleep with them too?
Posted by WaterCup
I got married after only 1 month of fucking my husband
This isn't meant to sound rude but did you love him before then? I'm honestly interested in knowing. How long did you date?
Sheatedclaws, we had mutual friends and we met through them and became friends. We had 9mnts or so of friendship and dated for a month which led to us getting married. Love alone is nothing to me. I value respect, honesty and loyalty more than love. I loved completely once, but the guy lacked all 3 so i left him. Not to say i dont love my husband, my love for him is different because he showed me the loyalty, the respect and the honesty throughout our friendship. Its unlike the blind dumb love of loving someone who doesnt have what i value. I hope i answered u.
I dont know if its me alone who does this, but each time i break up with someone i raise the bar a little higher. The heart hardens so to speak. What i tolerated from the last, i dont tolerate it with the next.
Posted by WaterCup
I dont know if its me alone who does this, but each time i break up with someone i raise the bar a little higher. The heart hardens so to speak. What i tolerated from the last, i dont tolerate it with the next.
I think it's just a natural process with a lot of people. You learn from experience. However, there are women out there who never learn and continue to tolerate the same crap from previous failed marriages, so who knows. They usually come off as having really weak personalities or being push overs.
Personally, I'm the same way in regard to "raising the bar." Whatever caused serious issues before isn't going to be tolerated in new relationships. They're usually things you never would have thought to be an issue until they became an issue. Now it's a red flag.
C'mon, it's not that difficult to make some noise AND find my clitoris, is it?
ikr, and my vagina! this one guy i had to tell him every time, " thats my bladder!, my vagina is here!" wtf. i just took him off my fwb list. it was too irritating. totally fucked my mood up.
Posted by WaterCup
I dont know if its me alone who does this, but each time i break up with someone i raise the bar a little higher. The heart hardens so to speak. What i tolerated from the last, i dont tolerate it with the next.I think it's just a natural process with a lot of people. You learn from experience. However, there are women out there who never learn and continue to tolerate the same crap from previous failed marriages, so who knows. They usually come off as having really weak personalities or being push overs.
Personally, I'm the same way in regard to "raising the bar." Whatever caused serious issues before isn't going to be tolerated in new relationships. They're usually things you never would have thought to be an issue until they became an issue. Now it's a red flag.
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Keep your fingernails short and CLEAN too guys. GEEEEEZ.
Lol chem. Some can pump outside and actually think its inside. Virgins!
Posted by venusianbull
Keep your fingernails short and CLEAN too guys. GEEEEEZ.
+1 yes VB! YES!
Posted by WaterCup
Lol chem. Some can pump outside and actually think its inside. Virgins!
EXACTLY!
Posted by venusianbull
Keep your fingernails short and CLEAN too guys. GEEEEEZ.
You know I do.
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HELLZ YEH!
🙂
Posted by venusianbull
Keep your fingernails short and CLEAN too guys. GEEEEEZ.
HANDS CLEAN.
I enforce a hand washing rule before anyone goes down to my Vagina-town.
Posted by venusianbull
C'mon girls..really. Do you not get quiet with the build up before the release? All that pleasure focused on one area of your body. Some people are stealth cummers some holler like their arm is caught in the thresher. Just because he's not slapping how own ass and screaming "Yeeeeehaw!" doesn't mean he's not enjoying himself less. I'm more impressed with hisses, groans. Intakes of breath that is held in anticipation. If he kept hollering like he was crazed I'd look at him like he was clinical or laugh outright.
LOL at stealth cummers!!
Just spilt a hot cup of tea down my shirt🙂
Posted by venusianbull
Keep your fingernails short and CLEAN too guys. GEEEEEZ.You know I do.
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Justin Soapflake?
Posted by TasteOfChaosss
Its HOT when a guy makes noise, just like they think its hot when we make a noise....
nobody thinks its hot when girls "make a noise" you gotta be fuc king stupid to think that guys don't understand when you are faking it, at this point, when you think you are "being hot" the guy knows that and is now using you as a cum dump.
Posted by TasteOfChaosss
Its HOT when a guy makes noise, just like they think its hot when we make a noise....nobody thinks its hot when girls "make a noise" you gotta be fuc king stupid to think that guys don't understand when you are faking it, at this point, when you think you are "being hot" the guy knows that and is now using you as a cum dump.
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Only someone who's virginal status would say this.
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
Posted by venusianbull
Keep your fingernails short and CLEAN too guys. GEEEEEZ.You know I do.
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Fuck yeah.
I'm scrubbing as we speak.
Posted by IntriguedScorp
When a man is quiet during sex it means he's focused...NOT a bad thing my darlings.
Would an EVP count as noise??
Any ladies want to have sex with me in a haunted location and see if we can get some perverted EVP's?
I'm down.
lol.
Posted by IntriguedScorp
If i knew what an EVP was, then yes it would probably count. 😛
Electronic Voice Phenomenon
I think sex would be boring as hell if it was the same all the time...
I'm naturally loud but i'm not hollering when it's soft & intimate, or in public..
And there's going to be a lot of noise if roles are being played or someone's feeling especially expressive that day/night. variety...
My current partner is naturally quiet, cause he's a naturally quiet kind a guy... but there's teeth sucking, grunts and periodical cussing.
Sometimes just the intensity of our breathing is hot as hell.
I'd hate to have any lover feel they have to alter their natural sexual expression to make me feel better. I'm going to know if they do...
Posted by shellshocker
I think sex would be boring as hell if it was the same all the time...I'm naturally loud but i'm not hollering when it's soft & intimate, or in public..
And there's going to be a lot of noise if roles are being played or someone's feeling especially expressive that day/night. variety...My current partner is naturally quiet, cause he's a naturally quiet kind a guy... but there's teeth sucking, grunts and periodical cussing.
Sometimes just the intensity of our breathing is hot as hell.I'd hate to have any lover feel they have to alter their natural sexual expression to make me feel better. I'm going to know if they do...
+ 1
And especially that last part. 🙂
Posted by TasteOfChaosss
Its HOT when a guy makes noise, just like they think its hot when we make a noise....nobody thinks its hot when girls "make a noise" you gotta be fuc king stupid to think that guys don't understand when you are faking it, at this point, when you think you are "being hot" the guy knows that and is now using you as a cum dump.
Awwwh don't worry, with just a few more sluts... you might make a girl cum for real.
Wear a condom.
🙂
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wasnt really talking about myself, true had that happen to me at the beginning of my sex life, i actually liked the girl, but the moment i noticed that she was faking it all i wanted to do was use her and any feeling of liking her went away
Everybody knows wearing a condom cuts the sensitivity in half for both men and women. A past Scorpio ex was horny to the point she pulled it off and wanted to fully feel me on the 3rd date.
Noise doing sex is a useless way to judge the others' pleasure, I laugh during sex as a mind game or sing.
Yes, I'm a crazy Taurus 😛
Posted by TasteOfChaosss
Its HOT when a guy makes noise, just like they think its hot when we make a noise....nobody thinks its hot when girls "make a noise" you gotta be fuc king stupid to think that guys don't understand when you are faking it, at this point, when you think you are "being hot" the guy knows that and is now using you as a cum dump.
Awwwh don't worry, with just a few more sluts... you might make a girl cum for real.
Wear a condom.
🙂
wasnt really talking about myself, true had that happen to me at the beginning of my sex life, i actually liked the girl, but the moment i noticed that she was faking it all i wanted to do was use her and any feeling of liking her went away
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Poor widdle baby ego.
Posted by TasteOfChaosss
Its HOT when a guy makes noise, just like they think its hot when we make a noise....Ohhh... Don't get me started on FEMALE noises.
Yeah some bitches act like they are being murdered...
then again, you can't judge... sometimes its THAT good, you cant help it
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LOL
Posted by venusianbull
Keep your fingernails short and CLEAN too guys. GEEEEEZ.You know I do.
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LMAO!
Posted by IntriguedScorp
When a man is quiet during sex it means he's focused...NOT a bad thing my darlings.Would an EVP count as noise??
Any ladies want to have sex with me in a haunted location and see if we can get some perverted EVP's?
I'm down.
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ROLMFAO
well they don't suppose to be that quiet..
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@ VB, lol. Yes, that's what I meant. Lol @ mushroom cap! IDK if it works though...maybe! Maybe enfant will give us an update. 😄