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@nikkistar
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Im going to address several unnamed DXPers.

1) No matter how "pretty" you are, he didn't pick you. So stop telling us how unattractive his girlfriend is. Even with all the negative shit you list about his girlfriend, she is obviously better than you are. I find you a shit human being because all you ever do is post about his gf, and how you can't believe he would pick her "over you". The incessant need to find validation from DXP about how "hot you still are" is beyond annoying. Grow up.

2) Break yourself

3) We get it, the Cancer dude you dated 10+ exes ago was a douche bag.

4) We get it, the Scorpio dude was a cunt.

5) We get it, you can stare intensely.

6) We get it, you will delete and come back.

7) Random advice to no one in particular. Watch "The Boys" on Amazon Prime, its great.
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Dazed
@_Dazed
6 Years10,000+ Posts

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Posted by TheRabbit

You're going to die alone.

There will be no last moments with your family and friends at your side. Only you, some abusive workers, and a dimly lit, state-run hospice that smells like bleach and urine.

There will be no funeral or memorial service. You won't be buried. You won't be cremated. At least not right away. You'll sit in a morgue somewhere waiting to be shipped to a medical school to let foreign med students dissect your body.

Of course while your corpse is sitting there waiting , some sick morgue worker working the night shift is going to rape your corpse in ways you probably can't even imagine.


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Lifelong Cat Lady
@nikkistar
8 Years10,000+ Posts

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Posted by TheRabbit

You're going to die alone.

There will be no last moments with your family and friends at your side. Only you, some abusive workers, and a dimly lit, state-run hospice that smells like bleach and urine.

There will be no funeral or memorial service. You won't be buried. You won't be cremated. At least not right away. You'll sit in a morgue somewhere waiting to be shipped to a medical school to let foreign med students dissect your body.

Of course while your corpse is sitting there waiting , some sick morgue worker working the night shift is going to rape your corpse in ways you probably can't even imagine.


And that my friends, is the inner workings of a Double Scorp.
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MyStarsShine
@MyStarsShine
9 Years25,000+ Posts

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Posted by nikkistar
Posted by TheRabbit

You're going to die alone.

There will be no last moments with your family and friends at your side. Only you, some abusive workers, and a dimly lit, state-run hospice that smells like bleach and urine.

There will be no funeral or memorial service. You won't be buried. You won't be cremated. At least not right away. You'll sit in a morgue somewhere waiting to be shipped to a medical school to let foreign med students dissect your body.

Of course while your corpse is sitting there waiting , some sick morgue worker working the night shift is going to rape your corpse in ways you probably can't even imagine.

And that my friends, is the inner workings of a Double Scorp.
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Lol

Wow....such hate 😳😈
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Dazed
@_Dazed
6 Years10,000+ Posts

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Posted by nikkistar
Posted by TheRabbit

You're going to die alone.

There will be no last moments with your family and friends at your side. Only you, some abusive workers, and a dimly lit, state-run hospice that smells like bleach and urine.

There will be no funeral or memorial service. You won't be buried. You won't be cremated. At least not right away. You'll sit in a morgue somewhere waiting to be shipped to a medical school to let foreign med students dissect your body.

Of course while your corpse is sitting there waiting , some sick morgue worker working the night shift is going to rape your corpse in ways you probably can't even imagine.

And that my friends, is the inner workings of a Double Scorp.
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He has me searching for the gif of a hyena eating a dead elephants asshole and it exploding.
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Lifelong Cat Lady
@nikkistar
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Posted by TheRabbit
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by TheRabbit

You're going to die alone.

There will be no last moments with your family and friends at your side. Only you, some abusive workers, and a dimly lit, state-run hospice that smells like bleach and urine.

There will be no funeral or memorial service. You won't be buried. You won't be cremated. At least not right away. You'll sit in a morgue somewhere waiting to be shipped to a medical school to let foreign med students dissect your body.

Of course while your corpse is sitting there waiting , some sick morgue worker working the night shift is going to rape your corpse in ways you probably can't even imagine.

And that my friends, is the inner workings of a Double Scorp.

But I'm a Gemini pretending to be a Libra pretending to be a Scorpio.
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It's okay, I am a Libra pretending to be a Leo with a Scorpio Moon, pretending to be a Scorpio born in Fiji.
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Gemitati
@Gemitati
10 Years25,000+ Posts

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Posted by TheRabbit
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by TheRabbit

You're going to die alone.

There will be no last moments with your family and friends at your side. Only you, some abusive workers, and a dimly lit, state-run hospice that smells like bleach and urine.

There will be no funeral or memorial service. You won't be buried. You won't be cremated. At least not right away. You'll sit in a morgue somewhere waiting to be shipped to a medical school to let foreign med students dissect your body.

Of course while your corpse is sitting there waiting , some sick morgue worker working the night shift is going to rape your corpse in ways you probably can't even imagine.

And that my friends, is the inner workings of a Double Scorp.

But I'm a Gemini pretending to be a Libra pretending to be a Scorpio.
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Picture with an Oscar please!!!

You hid it so well so far...now it’s time!
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brianafay
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19 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

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Posted by TheRabbit

In a recent poll, 100% of respondents said they would rather sit next to a white American male with mental health issues and access to semiautomatic firearms on a Boeing 737 Max operated by Malaysian Airlines flying over disputed territory in the South China Sea than date you.

Brah

You wanna come hang and finish my burn book with me?
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Dazed
@_Dazed
6 Years10,000+ Posts

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Posted by Arielle83

1) I love how cynical you are

2) I don’t believe you are this racist in real life

3) I think you’re only calling me a hoe, because you are actually a veteran hoe, but battling cobwebs in that Punnani, and you’re projecting of your yesteryears

4) I think you need younger women to take your advice because you believe you are wise when really you are a bored housewife that lives on the internet and is a total cunt

5) you project how much you hate white ppl and still try to act like you’re above us all because you read textbooks and think your indoctrination isn’t what it is

6) I like you more now because you let your appetite for sex out with no shame

7) your false rape allegations and whiny bs about your parents makes me want to knock your ugly af eyeliner off your snarky ass face

8) hey ex stripper turned World traveller, I’m proud as fuck of you

9) I’m glad you broke up with your bf. He will hold you back

10) I don’t know what your creeper problem is, but if you’re going to be nice to a meet up user, in a face to face situation, and then spread rumours he’s a pedo, behind his back, you are the only fake ass hoe.


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"So I can show off my gold chain, gold ring. Roll through the hood on them gold thangs"
@VenusAquarius
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Posted by Arielle83

1) I love how cynical you are

2) I don’t believe you are this racist in real life

3) I think you’re only calling me a hoe, because you are actually a veteran hoe, but battling cobwebs in that Punnani, and you’re projecting of your yesteryears

4) I think you need younger women to take your advice because you believe you are wise when really you are a bored housewife that lives on the internet and is a total cunt

5) you project how much you hate white ppl and still try to act like you’re above us all because you read textbooks and think your indoctrination isn’t what it is

6) I like you more now because you let your appetite for sex out with no shame

7) your false rape allegations and whiny bs about your parents makes me want to knock your ugly af eyeliner off your snarky ass face

8) hey ex stripper turned World traveller, I’m proud as fuck of you

9) I’m glad you broke up with your bf. He will hold you back

10) I don’t know what your creeper problem is, but if you’re going to be nice to a meet up user, in a face to face situation, and then spread rumours he’s a pedo, behind his back, you are the only fake ass hoe.


That slap eyeliner off line make me wanna fight you. LOL

Such moxy, delicious.
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"So I can show off my gold chain, gold ring. Roll through the hood on them gold thangs"
@VenusAquarius
13 Years10,000+ Posts

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Posted by Arielle83

1) I love how cynical you are

2) I don’t believe you are this racist in real life

3) I think you’re only calling me a hoe, because you are actually a veteran hoe, but battling cobwebs in that Punnani, and you’re projecting of your yesteryears

4) I think you need younger women to take your advice because you believe you are wise when really you are a bored housewife that lives on the internet and is a total cunt

5) you project how much you hate white ppl and still try to act like you’re above us all because you read textbooks and think your indoctrination isn’t what it is

6) I like you more now because you let your appetite for sex out with no shame

7) your false rape allegations and whiny bs about your parents makes me want to knock your ugly af eyeliner off your snarky ass face

8) hey ex stripper turned World traveller, I’m proud as fuck of you

9) I’m glad you broke up with your bf. He will hold you back

10) I don’t know what your creeper problem is, but if you’re going to be nice to a meet up user, in a face to face situation, and then spread rumours he’s a pedo, behind his back, you are the only fake ass hoe.


That slap eyeliner off line make me wanna fight you. LOL

Such moxy, delicious.
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Dazed
@_Dazed
6 Years10,000+ Posts

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Posted by Black-Mamba
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by enfant_terrible

Rename thread to 'cringeworthy secret crushes'

I think I prefer when DXPers just openly hate on eachother

Lol. I reading like “damn, I have nothing to say” 🤓🙈

It’s cause you don’t give a fuk

I can’t come up with much either cause I just can’t pretend to care
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Let me help you...

I want your Taurus dick inside me.

You're welcome
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