newtothis
@newtothis
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Aries- "why are we going so sloooooooowww?" "UP YOURS, JACKASS!" Spends their entire paycheck on useless stuff. It's okay, life is about experiences! Carpe Diem!
Taurus- Packs plenty of snacks, suggests stopping at a local restaurant in every town to "really get the feel."
Gemini- When discussing the trip, they plan to drive, pack snacks, the route, etc. When the day of comes, they need to stop for an oil change, break change, and tire rotation. They forget to pack snacks because they got involved in drama beforehand. You will hear all about it as they drive terribly and play music wayyyy too loud. Makes new friends and forgets about you. "BEST TRIP EVER!"
Cancer- Ends up crying because they can't handle heavy traffic on the interstate. Drives slow, but listens to your every word. Makes gourmet sandwiches for the trip so you do not have to stop so much.
Leo- Pays for everything because they flex like that. Ends up flirting with a guy/girl out of their league. Ghosts them.
Virgo- Downloads six books on Audible to listen to. Thinks it is a good idea to stop at historical markers. Nitpicks the food and the cleanliness at the restaurants though.
Libra- This is your grandmothers road trip in the best sense of the term. Every dinner is formal and elegant,