Astrology might explain why Gemini women are the best at oral sex and handjobs

Profile picture of MoesMoneys
MoesMoneys
@MoesMoneys
4 Years

Comments: 0 · Posts: 243 · Topics: 69
I have noticed that whenever I have received a BJ or handjob from a Gemini woman, it has been one of the most pleasurable experiences of my life. Something about the way a Gemini woman blows a man just arouses me in a way like very few women can. It's almost so playful yet arousing with how they do it. One common thing I notice is that a Gemini woman will blow me and then casually converse with me in a very playful way.

One was blowing me and then in-between would comment in her Basic Girl voice about her work and then go right back to blowing me. They also seem to massage the testicles and other parts of the body when they blow a man and it is done with so much passion.

So I had a theory as to why this is.

Gemini is ruled by Mercury, the sign of communication. Unlike the analytical Virgo, Gemini is more of the spoken word. Gemini also rules the throat, breath, hands, and nervous system.

Funny story, I actually received a BJ a couple years ago from a Gemini woman who started singing whenever she took a break from blowing me. It was like she got in my head as she blew me and when I came, I let out a deep moan and my legs were even vibrating from how good of a job she did.

Funny how that works.

That's my theory.
Profile picture of borednbeautiful
borednbeautiful
@borednbeautiful
3 Years1,000+ Posts

Comments: 11190 · Posts: 4240 · Topics: 55
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by borednbeautiful
Posted by LadyNeptune

Do actual men even like handjobs? I thought that was something 13yr olds do in a circle jerk with their friends, eyes closed no homo

That’s harsh, lady Neptune. My ex Leo lovedddddd hand jobs! 😅

But why 🤯
click to expand



Why not? Same reason people enjoy anal, 69, oral sex and everything else.

I think hand stimulation is good if she knows what she is doing. He showed me how he likes it. I am a quick learner!
Profile picture of Enfant-Terrible-II
Enfant-Terrible-II
@Enfant-Terrible-II
5 Years1,000+ Posts

Comments: 808 · Posts: 1450 · Topics: 13
Posted by Princes_Qajar

Wait what they can still talk with things in their mouth?

"Is it true what they say about you?" "Yes honey, absolutely. I can suck you off, and sing the Star-Spangled Banner at the same time. Wanna give it a go?" "That sounds amazing. I've got to experience it for myself."

They go up to her place. They move to the bedroom immediately and he pays her up front.

Before they start, she insists that they should be in total darkness. "I don't want to give my technique away, it's a secret." He accepts, so she closes the blinds before laying him down on the bed. She takes his pants off and starts blowing him.

And sure enough, a few moments later, he hears her voice singing, quite clearly : "Ooooh saaaay, can... youuuu... seeeee..."

The guy is flabbergasted. The blowjob feels amazing and now he really wants to know how she's doing it. He tries to think of what the trick could be... It can't be someone else, the sound is clearly coming from her. He tries to look around discreetly by turning his head a bit, as there's a thin sliver of light coming through the window, but he can't manage to get an angle where he can see her. All he can see is the bedside table. There's his wallet, his phone, and... What's that? ... A glass eye?
Profile picture of borednbeautiful
borednbeautiful
@borednbeautiful
3 Years1,000+ Posts

Comments: 11190 · Posts: 4240 · Topics: 55
Posted by Loyal
Posted by borednbeautiful

Can astrology explain why Leo men love oral sex and hand jobs so much?

I guess all signs have their kinks and specialties. But no men love receiving oral pleasure like a Leo does. It just does something to them.

That’s bullshit. Pisces men love get to dome. But she gotta know what she doing otherwise she gotta get the fuck out.
click to expand



That’s just rude!

If my guy had that kinda attitude, I would tell him to get the fuck out.
Profile picture of LadyNeptune
LadyNeptune
@LadyNeptune
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Comments: 11076 · Posts: 35718 · Topics: 110
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune

A little coconut oil? Some sort of lubricant? Olive oil 😂

There is enough saliva if you deep throat it, amateur...

If your using your throat its no longer a handjob genius. Yikes I'm sorry you've been stuck with 2minute men. Sad self report

You AGAIN being ridiculous in your ignorant BS, Mermaid.

Hand job AND blow job CAN IN FACT be performed interactively.

And BECAUSE you dont understand it - I am convinced that your blow job doesnt last long enough to switch to a hand job to switch back to a blow job - you probably even dont understand what I am saying...

MAN has to have STAMINA for a woman to be able to blow and jerk and fuck him ALL DAY!

Yes darling...it happens in the world of sex. Not for everybody though😏
click to expand



I know your reading comprehension, shit your comprehension in general, is absolute shit. If I am specifically speaking about handjobs, I am specifically speaking about handjobs.

Not mouth parties.

Put some cream on your burning crotch and chill out jc
Profile picture of LadyNeptune
LadyNeptune
@LadyNeptune
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Comments: 11076 · Posts: 35718 · Topics: 110
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune

A little coconut oil? Some sort of lubricant? Olive oil 😂

There is enough saliva if you deep throat it, amateur...

If your using your throat its no longer a handjob genius. Yikes I'm sorry you've been stuck with 2minute men. Sad self report

You AGAIN being ridiculous in your ignorant BS, Mermaid.

Hand job AND blow job CAN IN FACT be performed interactively.

And BECAUSE you dont understand it - I am convinced that your blow job doesnt last long enough to switch to a hand job to switch back to a blow job - you probably even dont understand what I am saying...

MAN has to have STAMINA for a woman to be able to blow and jerk and fuck him ALL DAY!

Yes darling...it happens in the world of sex. Not for everybody though😏

I know your reading comprehension, shit your comprehension in general, is absolute shit. If I am specifically speaking about handjobs, I am specifically speaking about handjobs.

Not mouth parties.

Put some cream on your burning crotch and chill out jc

I a actually feeling for skinny shmuck for being deprived or should I be sorry for you for not knowing anything but having opinion about everything because you are frustrated with his pensil dick?

And dont you dare argue with me about sex because of the known fact THAT Gemini women are the best at oral sex and handjobs!
click to expand



Sure, you and the op virgin make a great match. I ship this, I ship it hard.
Profile picture of LadyNeptune
LadyNeptune
@LadyNeptune
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Comments: 11076 · Posts: 35718 · Topics: 110
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune

A little coconut oil? Some sort of lubricant? Olive oil 😂

There is enough saliva if you deep throat it, amateur...

If your using your throat its no longer a handjob genius. Yikes I'm sorry you've been stuck with 2minute men. Sad self report

You AGAIN being ridiculous in your ignorant BS, Mermaid.

Hand job AND blow job CAN IN FACT be performed interactively.

And BECAUSE you dont understand it - I am convinced that your blow job doesnt last long enough to switch to a hand job to switch back to a blow job - you probably even dont understand what I am saying...

MAN has to have STAMINA for a woman to be able to blow and jerk and fuck him ALL DAY!

Yes darling...it happens in the world of sex. Not for everybody though😏

I know your reading comprehension, shit your comprehension in general, is absolute shit. If I am specifically speaking about handjobs, I am specifically speaking about handjobs.

Not mouth parties.

Put some cream on your burning crotch and chill out jc

I a actually feeling for skinny shmuck for being deprived or should I be sorry for you for not knowing anything but having opinion about everything because you are frustrated with his pensil dick?

And dont you dare argue with me about sex because of the known fact THAT Gemini women are the best at oral sex and handjobs!

Sure, you and the op virgin make a great match. I ship this, I ship it hard.

Was it grass talking? Blah Blah Blah Blah...Mermaids are African INVENTION...because Africa is an ocean infested with mermaids who were stolen by Hans from Grimms though 2 stories are different...😂🤣
click to expand



As shocking as a concept as this is, its not my responsibility to educate your ignorant ass. Your more amusing as you are.
Profile picture of LadyNeptune
LadyNeptune
@LadyNeptune
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Comments: 11076 · Posts: 35718 · Topics: 110
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune

A little coconut oil? Some sort of lubricant? Olive oil 😂

There is enough saliva if you deep throat it, amateur...

If your using your throat its no longer a handjob genius. Yikes I'm sorry you've been stuck with 2minute men. Sad self report

You AGAIN being ridiculous in your ignorant BS, Mermaid.

Hand job AND blow job CAN IN FACT be performed interactively.

And BECAUSE you dont understand it - I am convinced that your blow job doesnt last long enough to switch to a hand job to switch back to a blow job - you probably even dont understand what I am saying...

MAN has to have STAMINA for a woman to be able to blow and jerk and fuck him ALL DAY!

Yes darling...it happens in the world of sex. Not for everybody though😏

I know your reading comprehension, shit your comprehension in general, is absolute shit. If I am specifically speaking about handjobs, I am specifically speaking about handjobs.

Not mouth parties.

Put some cream on your burning crotch and chill out jc

I a actually feeling for skinny shmuck for being deprived or should I be sorry for you for not knowing anything but having opinion about everything because you are frustrated with his pensil dick?

And dont you dare argue with me about sex because of the known fact THAT Gemini women are the best at oral sex and handjobs!

Sure, you and the op virgin make a great match. I ship this, I ship it hard.

Was it grass talking? Blah Blah Blah Blah...Mermaids are African INVENTION...because Africa is an ocean infested with mermaids who were stolen by Hans from Grimms though 2 stories are different...😂🤣

As shocking as a concept as this is, its not my responsibility to educate your ignorant ass. Your more amusing as you are.

So far I am educating you on the possible length of sex which you lacking flat!

And all Ive been doing is catching you on your bullshit because you think you are smart and that is a BIG MISTAKE, Mermaid.

All you do well is avoiding uncomfortale subjects where you look like a stupid ass pretending you didnt see it. Good Job!

If you going to listen to me - one day one man with a big dick will tell you Good Hand Job! or if you listen to me really well - you might even grow to Good Blow Job! level...but I doubt it somehow...🤣
click to expand



I've had big dick. Its more of a hassle and occasionally dangerous hazard.

Calm down andrew tate, stop pushing your tati's hussy university on me lmao. Ain't nobody trying to get sex tips from you.
Profile picture of LadyNeptune
LadyNeptune
@LadyNeptune
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Comments: 11076 · Posts: 35718 · Topics: 110
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune

A little coconut oil? Some sort of lubricant? Olive oil 😂

There is enough saliva if you deep throat it, amateur...

If your using your throat its no longer a handjob genius. Yikes I'm sorry you've been stuck with 2minute men. Sad self report

You AGAIN being ridiculous in your ignorant BS, Mermaid.

Hand job AND blow job CAN IN FACT be performed interactively.

And BECAUSE you dont understand it - I am convinced that your blow job doesnt last long enough to switch to a hand job to switch back to a blow job - you probably even dont understand what I am saying...

MAN has to have STAMINA for a woman to be able to blow and jerk and fuck him ALL DAY!

Yes darling...it happens in the world of sex. Not for everybody though😏

I know your reading comprehension, shit your comprehension in general, is absolute shit. If I am specifically speaking about handjobs, I am specifically speaking about handjobs.

Not mouth parties.

Put some cream on your burning crotch and chill out jc

I a actually feeling for skinny shmuck for being deprived or should I be sorry for you for not knowing anything but having opinion about everything because you are frustrated with his pensil dick?

And dont you dare argue with me about sex because of the known fact THAT Gemini women are the best at oral sex and handjobs!

Sure, you and the op virgin make a great match. I ship this, I ship it hard.

Was it grass talking? Blah Blah Blah Blah...Mermaids are African INVENTION...because Africa is an ocean infested with mermaids who were stolen by Hans from Grimms though 2 stories are different...😂🤣

As shocking as a concept as this is, its not my responsibility to educate your ignorant ass. Your more amusing as you are.

So far I am educating you on the possible length of sex which you lacking flat!

And all Ive been doing is catching you on your bullshit because you think you are smart and that is a BIG MISTAKE, Mermaid.

All you do well is avoiding uncomfortale subjects where you look like a stupid ass pretending you didnt see it. Good Job!

If you going to listen to me - one day one man with a big dick will tell you Good Hand Job! or if you listen to me really well - you might even grow to Good Blow Job! level...but I doubt it somehow...🤣

I've had big dick. Its more of a hassle and occasionally dangerous hazard.

Calm down andrew tate, stop pushing your tati's hussy university on me lmao. Ain't nobody trying to get sex tips from you.

So now you have a micropenis. Think of it is lollypop. And try to enjoy without gigling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

P.S. And how is big dick a hassle? You might need tips after all, Mermaid...
click to expand



If you know, you know.
Profile picture of LadyNeptune
LadyNeptune
@LadyNeptune
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Comments: 11076 · Posts: 35718 · Topics: 110
Posted by alexscaries
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune

A little coconut oil? Some sort of lubricant? Olive oil 😂

There is enough saliva if you deep throat it, amateur...

If your using your throat its no longer a handjob genius. Yikes I'm sorry you've been stuck with 2minute men. Sad self report

You AGAIN being ridiculous in your ignorant BS, Mermaid.

Hand job AND blow job CAN IN FACT be performed interactively.

And BECAUSE you dont understand it - I am convinced that your blow job doesnt last long enough to switch to a hand job to switch back to a blow job - you probably even dont understand what I am saying...

MAN has to have STAMINA for a woman to be able to blow and jerk and fuck him ALL DAY!

Yes darling...it happens in the world of sex. Not for everybody though😏

I know your reading comprehension, shit your comprehension in general, is absolute shit. If I am specifically speaking about handjobs, I am specifically speaking about handjobs.

Not mouth parties.

Put some cream on your burning crotch and chill out jc

I a actually feeling for skinny shmuck for being deprived or should I be sorry for you for not knowing anything but having opinion about everything because you are frustrated with his pensil dick?

And dont you dare argue with me about sex because of the known fact THAT Gemini women are the best at oral sex and handjobs!

Sure, you and the op virgin make a great match. I ship this, I ship it hard.

Was it grass talking? Blah Blah Blah Blah...Mermaids are African INVENTION...because Africa is an ocean infested with mermaids who were stolen by Hans from Grimms though 2 stories are different...😂🤣

As shocking as a concept as this is, its not my responsibility to educate your ignorant ass. Your more amusing as you are.

So far I am educating you on the possible length of sex which you lacking flat!

And all Ive been doing is catching you on your bullshit because you think you are smart and that is a BIG MISTAKE, Mermaid.

All you do well is avoiding uncomfortale subjects where you look like a stupid ass pretending you didnt see it. Good Job!

If you going to listen to me - one day one man with a big dick will tell you Good Hand Job! or if you listen to me really well - you might even grow to Good Blow Job! level...but I doubt it somehow...🤣

I've had big dick. Its more of a hassle and occasionally dangerous hazard.

Calm down andrew tate, stop pushing your tati's hussy university on me lmao. Ain't nobody trying to get sex tips from you.

"Bruise that cervix, daddy"
click to expand



"Rip me open, no like literally who needs a taint"
Profile picture of LadyNeptune
LadyNeptune
@LadyNeptune
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Comments: 11076 · Posts: 35718 · Topics: 110
Posted by alexscaries
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by alexscaries
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by MonaLisa26
Posted by LadyNeptune

A little coconut oil? Some sort of lubricant? Olive oil 😂

There is enough saliva if you deep throat it, amateur...

If your using your throat its no longer a handjob genius. Yikes I'm sorry you've been stuck with 2minute men. Sad self report

You AGAIN being ridiculous in your ignorant BS, Mermaid.

Hand job AND blow job CAN IN FACT be performed interactively.

And BECAUSE you dont understand it - I am convinced that your blow job doesnt last long enough to switch to a hand job to switch back to a blow job - you probably even dont understand what I am saying...

MAN has to have STAMINA for a woman to be able to blow and jerk and fuck him ALL DAY!

Yes darling...it happens in the world of sex. Not for everybody though😏

I know your reading comprehension, shit your comprehension in general, is absolute shit. If I am specifically speaking about handjobs, I am specifically speaking about handjobs.

Not mouth parties.

Put some cream on your burning crotch and chill out jc

I a actually feeling for skinny shmuck for being deprived or should I be sorry for you for not knowing anything but having opinion about everything because you are frustrated with his pensil dick?

And dont you dare argue with me about sex because of the known fact THAT Gemini women are the best at oral sex and handjobs!

Sure, you and the op virgin make a great match. I ship this, I ship it hard.

Was it grass talking? Blah Blah Blah Blah...Mermaids are African INVENTION...because Africa is an ocean infested with mermaids who were stolen by Hans from Grimms though 2 stories are different...😂🤣

As shocking as a concept as this is, its not my responsibility to educate your ignorant ass. Your more amusing as you are.

So far I am educating you on the possible length of sex which you lacking flat!

And all Ive been doing is catching you on your bullshit because you think you are smart and that is a BIG MISTAKE, Mermaid.

All you do well is avoiding uncomfortale subjects where you look like a stupid ass pretending you didnt see it. Good Job!

If you going to listen to me - one day one man with a big dick will tell you Good Hand Job! or if you listen to me really well - you might even grow to Good Blow Job! level...but I doubt it somehow...🤣

I've had big dick. Its more of a hassle and occasionally dangerous hazard.

Calm down andrew tate, stop pushing your tati's hussy university on me lmao. Ain't nobody trying to get sex tips from you.

"Bruise that cervix, daddy"

"Rip me open, no like literally who needs a taint"

Oh tainted love
click to expand


I've got to get away

from the pain you drive into (the heart of) me
Profile picture of Lostthoughts
Greylatern, The Laughing Heart
@Lostthoughts
6 Years1,000+ Posts

Comments: 461 · Posts: 2949 · Topics: 30
Posted by MoesMoneys

I have noticed that whenever I have received a BJ or handjob from a Gemini woman, it has been one of the most pleasurable experiences of my life. Something about the way a Gemini woman blows a man just arouses me in a way like very few women can. It's almost so playful yet arousing with how they do it. One common thing I notice is that a Gemini woman will blow me and then casually converse with me in a very playful way.

One was blowing me and then in-between would comment in her Basic Girl voice about her work and then go right back to blowing me. They also seem to massage the testicles and other parts of the body when they blow a man and it is done with so much passion.

So I had a theory as to why this is.

Gemini is ruled by Mercury, the sign of communication. Unlike the analytical Virgo, Gemini is more of the spoken word. Gemini also rules the throat, breath, hands, and nervous system.

Funny story, I actually received a BJ a couple years ago from a Gemini woman who started singing whenever she took a break from blowing me. It was like she got in my head as she blew me and when I came, I let out a deep moan and my legs were even vibrating from how good of a job she did.

Funny how that works.

That's my theory.

Lol so are you a sucker for horseplay in the bedroom?