@_Dazed
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Farts
You can fart inside me
You can fart inside me
If we stand back to back, we can fart inside of each other.
Immediately.
lmao
Isn't the first shared toot usually an accident, anyway?
Good opportunity to see who they really are. The sooner, the better. 😂
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Right?
You don't want to get 2 years into a relationship thinking that they don't fart.. because on 2 years and one day, when they let one rip, it's like.. they aren't who you thought they were. What else are they hiding from you?!
Immediately.
lmao
Isn't the first shared toot usually an accident, anyway?
Good opportunity to see who they really are. The sooner, the better. 😂
Right?
You don't want to get 2 years into a relationship thinking that they don't fart.. because on 2 years and one day, when they let one rip, it's like.. they aren't who you thought they were. What else are they hiding from you?!
Then they get the tracker.
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Hook it to their exhaust pipe.
I'm sorry someone made you feel like you couldnt release CO2 when a build up could potentially kill you. Let em rip when its comfortable for you and let the past trauma be released with them. *turns on aromatherapy humidifier*
What if you fart in an open plan kitchen?
Immediately.
lmao
Isn't the first shared toot usually an accident, anyway?
Good opportunity to see who they really are. The sooner, the better. 😂
Right?
You don't want to get 2 years into a relationship thinking that they don't fart.. because on 2 years and one day, when they let one rip, it's like.. they aren't who you thought they were. What else are they hiding from you?!
There was a girl in my high school who claimed she never farted. What a ding-dong. That's still the first thing I think of when I think of her.
I’m not gonna say that I don’t fart but no one has ever seen me fart.
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"seen me fart"
Like with an infrared camera?
I saw blow one out early on. You’ll know if you really like them or not by your reaction. Everyone farts so it’s just a test if you can survive their farts. It almost makes me instantly more comfortable with someone when they do haha. And I’m immature so I think it’s still funny lol Scorpio and Virguy both made farts hilarious for me, so no biggie in my book.
Immediately.
lmao
Isn't the first shared toot usually an accident, anyway?
Good opportunity to see who they really are. The sooner, the better. 😂
Right?
You don't want to get 2 years into a relationship thinking that they don't fart.. because on 2 years and one day, when they let one rip, it's like.. they aren't who you thought they were. What else are they hiding from you?!
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Lol my Libra bestie in high school held em in too much so she would fart in her sleep next to her boyfriend lol
We don't do that in front of each other.
However, a couple months ago, in the middle of the night he did it....like a lot and very loud....while he was sleeping.
I was disturbed for like three days but I never told him why 😭😭😭😭
Lmao! That’s why you don’t hold em in!!!!
You can fart inside me
@dxpnet ban this monster
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I am die 8(
You can fart inside me
If we stand back to back, we can fart inside of each other.
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I have some N95 masks so we can practice safe breathing
I'm sorry someone made you feel like you couldnt release CO2 when a build up could potentially kill you. Let em rip when its comfortable for you and let the past trauma be released with them. *turns on aromatherapy humidifier*
What if you fart in an open plan kitchen?
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LEAVE my kitchen alone. i'll fart on your head!
You can fart inside me
what?
You can fart inside me
what?
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You can get sloppy seconds 8)
Fart upon meeting, is best social manners.
This isn't what it sounds like, but
My coworker tried to sit on my hand when I had my hand on a desk so I stuck my finger out so it would poke his butt hole. Then he farted on my finger and smiled.
The next day, he went to lunch in the locker room. I stood next to him and gave him the loudest clappy fart. Then I scooped the air and threw it at him.
Revenge is best served warm and moist
That's really not too comforting because it sounds like you two are gay-tastic.
You can fart inside me
This is why you get a dog, to blame it on them.
This isn't what it sounds like, but
My coworker tried to sit on my hand when I had my hand on a desk so I stuck my finger out so it would poke his butt hole. Then he farted on my finger and smiled.
The next day, he went to lunch in the locker room. I stood next to him and gave him the loudest clappy fart. Then I scooped the air and threw it at him.
Revenge is best served warm and moist
*giggles hysterically like a 5 yr old*
As long as it isn't an eggy or hot dog smell.
I make it a rule Never to fart in front of a guy. Its too embarrassing, so I leave the area/room and find somewhere Outside (eg garden), or the toilet to fart.
Even in marriage I refused to let myself do that.
I have however accidently farted in front of him, so because he wasn't used to me farting, he'd make a big deal and laugh so much!
Bump
Nice bump
*farts*
My partner never farts in front of me.
I’m pregnant and just going with it even more now.
Plus I’m eating a lot of Kale and mesculan salad mix
Pregnant belly pics please
My partner never farts in front of me.
I’m pregnant and just going with it even more now.
Plus I’m eating a lot of Kale and mesculan salad mix
Omg congratulations!!! So happy for you!
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