@_Dazed
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Responsibility for providing condoms varies and depends on mutual agreement. It is important for both partners to communicate and share contraceptive responsibilities to ensure safe sex and mutual respect. Clear communication helps prevent misunderstandings and promotes healthier relationships.
Posted by _Dazed I mean.. I paid for the date, ya know?
So as long as I pay we don’t have to do it? 😄
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Win win for me honestly.
Whoever wants to have sex should have them.
You know every comment you make goes exactly with the gif in your dp or whatever they call it here🤣🤣🤣
Whoever wants to have sex should have them.
I used to bring my own because that’s what I want but someone is uptight... 😒 @_dazed
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wut
Whoever wants to have sex should have them.
I used to bring my own because that’s what I want but someone is uptight... 😒 @_dazed
wut
Don’t act brand new.
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New phone who dis
Posted by _Dazed I mean.. I paid for the date, ya know?
So as long as I pay we don’t have to do it? 😄
Win win for me honestly.
Are you an impotent or an asexual? 🤷♀️
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Define impotent
Lol if you’re planning on having sex, I don’t care what gender you are, you better come prepared! Or be okay with either getting pregnant/an std or going to the store last minute bc you both weren’t smart enough to plan ahead! Choices people.... choices.
Posted by _Dazed I mean.. I paid for the date, ya know?
So as long as I pay we don’t have to do it? 😄
Win win for me honestly.
Are you an impotent or an asexual? 🤷♀️
Define impotent
Man who aren’t sexually active due to inability to achieve and maintain erection.
Recognizing yourself?
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My erection has been harder and bigger since I've stopped drinking. Try again.
When young men hitting on me I am asking why? Do you like sagging boobs more than perky?
Well...I am also be frank...I prefer impotent...and now after we all been truthful to each other - SCRAM!
The woman knows what she likes, and she likes limp dick
Do you want to get pregnant or get a std? No? Then always come prepared and have condoms with you. Its not just the task of the man. Most times men dont even think about such things so dont rely on the other person to provide condoms.
Do you want to get pregnant or get a std? No? Then always come prepared and have condoms with you. Its not just the task of the man. Most times men dont even think about such things so dont rely on the other person to provide condoms.
Some specially lucky people catching STDs from their spouses - so STD is an unfortunate occurrence. I’ve used condom 2 times. First and last. Lol
I rather not do anything than do it with condom.
So all men I spoke with. Torture!!!
Did the Cap give you one?
No. Never had one but friends spouses were fucking around and that shit finding out is brutal...getting STDs AND finding out you’ve been stood up...🙄
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Is how I found out my ex was cheating on me. Gave me chlamydia the son of a bitch! Always used them ever since because of that. Because the next time it might not’ve been curable. Now I’m just celibate LOL
A smart man always brings his own
You have the dick, moron. Of course.
When young men hitting on me I am asking why? Do you like sagging boobs more than perky?
Well...I am also be frank...I prefer impotent...and now after we all been truthful to each other - SCRAM!
The woman knows what she likes, and she likes limp dick
Sometimes you are so dense...you are trying to win so hard that you making stupid mistakes like this...
My post was a JOKE! And everyone got it except you. You just being pitiful. Get the trophy 🏆- happy now? 🤦♀️
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Does this mean your tits aren't saggy either? Disappointing...
Posted by _Dazed I mean.. I paid for the date, ya know?
So as long as I pay we don’t have to do it? 😄
Win win for me honestly.
Are you an impotent or an asexual? 🤷♀️
Define impotent
Man who aren’t sexually active due to inability to achieve and maintain erection.
Recognizing yourself?
My erection has been harder and bigger since I've stopped drinking. Try again.
YOU said NOT having sex is win-win for you soooo....this is HOW my question was born.::🤦♀️
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I'm borderline asexual and love food, especially when it's free.
What's difficult to understand about that?
Do you want to get pregnant or get a std? No? Then always come prepared and have condoms with you. Its not just the task of the man. Most times men dont even think about such things so dont rely on the other person to provide condoms.
You can get pregnant using condoms. It takes having sex almost every day for 11 months.
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Yes I know. I got pregnant aswell that way. But it still minimises the chance versus without a condom.
When young men hitting on me I am asking why? Do you like sagging boobs more than perky?
Well...I am also be frank...I prefer impotent...and now after we all been truthful to each other - SCRAM!
The woman knows what she likes, and she likes limp dick
Sometimes you are so dense...you are trying to win so hard that you making stupid mistakes like this...
My post was a JOKE! And everyone got it except you. You just being pitiful. Get the trophy 🏆- happy now? 🤦♀️
Does this mean your tits aren't saggy either? Disappointing...
You are extremely annoying and pitiful today. What’s wrong? Hinted yiur bf about marriage and he is pretending he has was in his ears?
Btw you can always refer to your moms tits about sagging before boob job. I am feeling weird talking to a woman about my boobs...most I can do for you is to send you picture of my...knee...🤷♀️😂
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So is that a yes or a no....
Posted by _Dazed I mean.. I paid for the date, ya know?
So as long as I pay we don’t have to do it? 😄
Win win for me honestly.
Are you an impotent or an asexual? 🤷♀️
Define impotent
Man who aren’t sexually active due to inability to achieve and maintain erection.
Recognizing yourself?
My erection has been harder and bigger since I've stopped drinking. Try again.
YOU said NOT having sex is win-win for you soooo....this is HOW my question was born.::🤦♀️
I'm borderline asexual and love food, especially when it's free.
What's difficult to understand about that?
You just happily bragged about harder bigger dick!! And now you are an assexual?🤷♀️
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Being borderline asexual doesn't mean that I don't masturbate. In fact I do.. once or twice a month for health purposes. And also, erections happen without one's control sometimes. Take a sex ed class.
I don’t have a dick
I don’t expect a man to know what tampons to buy
Seems fair for the guy to provide them if we still continue to tax feminine hygiene products or not make them flex spending eligible.
But I paid for dinner.
When I was in a relationship we picked them up together often, and he paid. Why is this a question? Are you trying to fuggg or nah? It’s sounds incredibly petty to ask.
When young men hitting on me I am asking why? Do you like sagging boobs more than perky?
Well...I am also be frank...I prefer impotent...and now after we all been truthful to each other - SCRAM!
The woman knows what she likes, and she likes limp dick
Sometimes you are so dense...you are trying to win so hard that you making stupid mistakes like this...
My post was a JOKE! And everyone got it except you. You just being pitiful. Get the trophy 🏆- happy now? 🤦♀️
Does this mean your tits aren't saggy either? Disappointing...
You are extremely annoying and pitiful today. What’s wrong? Hinted yiur bf about marriage and he is pretending he has was in his ears?
Btw you can always refer to your moms tits about sagging before boob job. I am feeling weird talking to a woman about my boobs...most I can do for you is to send you picture of my...knee...🤷♀️😂
So is that a yes or a no....
I don’t owe you description of my boobs because if I’ll give in - next thing you’ll ask me my vj pick...then you’ll wirk your way to meet me...no! I don’t need this shit...and have I made myself clear? No VJ picks will be sent unless price offered will blind my judgement...but you don’t have this much money so...
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Just trying to figure out what is the truth and what is a 'joke'.
You seem kinda defensive for someone whose joking...
I think it depends on whose house you are going to. I keep condoms in my place when I'm "active" just incase the guy didn't bring any. But if I'm at his place he should be prepared.
I also agree that the size I get might not be big enough(or small enough) so if a guy is an extreme in either direction he might want to make sure he has his size. I have been in a situation where if it had been left to me I wouldn't have gotten a big enough size so glad he had his own.
When young men hitting on me I am asking why? Do you like sagging boobs more than perky?
Well...I am also be frank...I prefer impotent...and now after we all been truthful to each other - SCRAM!
The woman knows what she likes, and she likes limp dick
Sometimes you are so dense...you are trying to win so hard that you making stupid mistakes like this...
My post was a JOKE! And everyone got it except you. You just being pitiful. Get the trophy 🏆- happy now? 🤦♀️
Does this mean your tits aren't saggy either? Disappointing...
You are extremely annoying and pitiful today. What’s wrong? Hinted yiur bf about marriage and he is pretending he has was in his ears?
Btw you can always refer to your moms tits about sagging before boob job. I am feeling weird talking to a woman about my boobs...most I can do for you is to send you picture of my...knee...🤷♀️😂
So is that a yes or a no....
I don’t owe you description of my boobs because if I’ll give in - next thing you’ll ask me my vj pick...then you’ll wirk your way to meet me...no! I don’t need this shit...and have I made myself clear? No VJ picks will be sent unless price offered will blind my judgement...but you don’t have this much money so...
Just trying to figure out what is the truth and what is a 'joke'.
You seem kinda defensive for someone whose joking...
You sound exhausted. And you don’t get jokes. And asking old woman about boobs. Are you about to I’ve fucking nerves break down and be blaming on me? Fuck!
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Mondays are always exhausting, its true.
I promise I'm not having a nervous breakdown. But I might if you keep threatening to send me vj pics. At least eat some humus first, please I beg you.
bring at least one for the first time, won't wanna wear one after that lol
what is this gemi lmao
When young men hitting on me I am asking why? Do you like sagging boobs more than perky?
Well...I am also be frank...I prefer impotent...and now after we all been truthful to each other - SCRAM!
The woman knows what she likes, and she likes limp dick
Sometimes you are so dense...you are trying to win so hard that you making stupid mistakes like this...
My post was a JOKE! And everyone got it except you. You just being pitiful. Get the trophy 🏆- happy now? 🤦♀️
Does this mean your tits aren't saggy either? Disappointing...
You are extremely annoying and pitiful today. What’s wrong? Hinted yiur bf about marriage and he is pretending he has was in his ears?
Btw you can always refer to your moms tits about sagging before boob job. I am feeling weird talking to a woman about my boobs...most I can do for you is to send you picture of my...knee...🤷♀️😂
So is that a yes or a no....
I don’t owe you description of my boobs because if I’ll give in - next thing you’ll ask me my vj pick...then you’ll wirk your way to meet me...no! I don’t need this shit...and have I made myself clear? No VJ picks will be sent unless price offered will blind my judgement...but you don’t have this much money so...
Just trying to figure out what is the truth and what is a 'joke'.
You seem kinda defensive for someone whose joking...
You sound exhausted. And you don’t get jokes. And asking old woman about boobs. Are you about to I’ve fucking nerves break down and be blaming on me? Fuck!
Mondays are always exhausting, its true.
I promise I'm not having a nervous breakdown. But I might if you keep threatening to send me vj pics. At least eat some humus first, please I beg you.
I am...
*wipes tear from eye
Proud of you and your saggy tits
Oooh geology terms, hawt

Oooh geology terms, hawt
I'm a visual learner, thank you
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So am I, and yw
When young men hitting on me I am asking why? Do you like sagging boobs more than perky?
Well...I am also be frank...I prefer impotent...and now after we all been truthful to each other - SCRAM!
The woman knows what she likes, and she likes limp dick
Sometimes you are so dense...you are trying to win so hard that you making stupid mistakes like this...
My post was a JOKE! And everyone got it except you. You just being pitiful. Get the trophy 🏆- happy now? 🤦♀️
Does this mean your tits aren't saggy either? Disappointing...
You are extremely annoying and pitiful today. What’s wrong? Hinted yiur bf about marriage and he is pretending he has was in his ears?
Btw you can always refer to your moms tits about sagging before boob job. I am feeling weird talking to a woman about my boobs...most I can do for you is to send you picture of my...knee...🤷♀️😂
So is that a yes or a no....
I don’t owe you description of my boobs because if I’ll give in - next thing you’ll ask me my vj pick...then you’ll wirk your way to meet me...no! I don’t need this shit...and have I made myself clear? No VJ picks will be sent unless price offered will blind my judgement...but you don’t have this much money so...
Just trying to figure out what is the truth and what is a 'joke'.
You seem kinda defensive for someone whose joking...
You sound exhausted. And you don’t get jokes. And asking old woman about boobs. Are you about to I’ve fucking nerves break down and be blaming on me? Fuck!
Mondays are always exhausting, its true.
I promise I'm not having a nervous breakdown. But I might if you keep threatening to send me vj pics. At least eat some humus first, please I beg you.
I am...
*wipes tear from eye
Proud of you and your saggy tits
I didn’t know Aries likes hummus so between 2 of us we’ve finished that container...so I am bloating like a balloon...thanks.
What if man gets estrogen? Will he grow boobs? 🤷♀️
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ED and a little chesticle fluff
Do you want to get pregnant or get a std? No? Then always come prepared and have condoms with you. Its not just the task of the man. Most times men dont even think about such things so dont rely on the other person to provide condoms.
Some specially lucky people catching STDs from their spouses - so STD is an unfortunate occurrence. I’ve used condom 2 times. First and last. Lol
I rather not do anything than do it with condom.
So all men I spoke with. Torture!!!
Did the Cap give you one?
No. Never had one but friends spouses were fucking around and that shit finding out is brutal...getting STDs AND finding out you’ve been stood up...🙄
Is how I found out my ex was cheating on me. Gave me chlamydia the son of a bitch! Always used them ever since because of that. Because the next time it might not’ve been curable. Now I’m just celibate LOL
Second chlamidia isn’t curable?
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Lol I meant the next time unwrapped it could be something uncurable lol chlamydia is bacterial if I remember correctly, so antibiotics kill it.... every time haha.
Do you want to get pregnant or get a std? No? Then always come prepared and have condoms with you. Its not just the task of the man. Most times men dont even think about such things so dont rely on the other person to provide condoms.
Some specially lucky people catching STDs from their spouses - so STD is an unfortunate occurrence. I’ve used condom 2 times. First and last. Lol
I rather not do anything than do it with condom.
So all men I spoke with. Torture!!!
Did the Cap give you one?
No. Never had one but friends spouses were fucking around and that shit finding out is brutal...getting STDs AND finding out you’ve been stood up...🙄
Is how I found out my ex was cheating on me. Gave me chlamydia the son of a bitch! Always used them ever since because of that. Because the next time it might not’ve been curable. Now I’m just celibate LOL
Second chlamidia isn’t curable?
Lol I meant the next time unwrapped it could be something uncurable lol chlamydia is bacterial if I remember correctly, so antibiotics kill it.... every time haha.
So...it’s a good news right? 🤷♀️
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Relatively I guess lol it was a pretty hard lesson to learn but learnt! Never again. Better choices ever since my early 20s for sure.
When did Magatati learn how to post gifs?
Yes, as a courtesy and I don't mind using them. Plus, I feel like it's less complicated than a woman using birth control or an IUD, which can come with unpleasant side effects. Unless she wants the extra peace of mind.
When I knew it was going down, I placed them in strategic positions within reach, knowing I would not want to pause the action to grab them. The band can't stop playing halfway through the set.
What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man
It's kinna sad some of these responses...it's like some men lost their testosterone. Do u wanna be bottle fed next?
Hehe take charge of ur desires and masculinity... So that women can relax and be in their femininity... To receive and love u and stroke ur hair ...and everything else...and tell u everything is gonna be okay.
I may have gotten carried away but u get the picture lolll
Lets not forget Gemithoti has shared before how she used to be obese. So the fat comments are ironic at best.
When I was in a relationship we picked them up together often, and he paid. Why is this a question? Are you trying to fuggg or nah? It’s sounds incredibly petty to ask.
Lol.hes hurt because he paid for dinner. So he wants to prove his manhood through reciprocity that women buy the condoms 🤷
It's funny to me watching the women in this thread not realize this is a parody thread.
It's funny to me watching the women in this thread not realize this is a parody thread.
A non-amusing at that.
Dxpers think they're so cute w their parody posts whereas most of the time it's such evident attention seeking behavior.
Posted by _Dazed I mean.. I paid for the date, ya know?
i'm ok with paying for the condoms, i've never helped any gals pay for the pill, so *shrug*
It's funny to me watching the women in this thread not realize this is a parody thread.
A non-amusing at that.
Dxpers think they're so cute w their parody posts whereas most of the time it's such evident attention seeking behavior.
Are you okay?
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Yeah. You?
Its 2020, big ass and titties with petite waist is the ideal body shape. Someone should tell grams...
Now I'm curious how many dudes have paid for their girls morning after pill when there was an ooops
Its 2020, big ass and titties with petite waist is the ideal body shape. Someone should tell grams...
For real. I’m petite overall so that ain’t happening for me lol
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I'm just shook that 'huge/gigantic ass' was meant as an insult. Shooketh.
Its 2020, big ass and titties with petite waist is the ideal body shape. Someone should tell grams...
For real. I’m petite overall so that ain’t happening for me lol
I'm just shook that 'huge/fat/big ass' was meant as an insult. Shooketh.
She’s just salty, and trying to make racist remarks that obviously backfired.
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That might be my fault. I've been peer pressuring her to eat more hummus for those low e levels to keep the pussy from drying out like the mummy before he sucked the life outta those tomb raiders.
Sadly I forgot to mention to look out for the high sodium content. My bad.
Its 2020, big ass and titties with petite waist is the ideal body shape. Someone should tell grams...
For real. I’m petite overall so that ain’t happening for me lol
I'm just shook that 'huge/fat/big ass' was meant as an insult. Shooketh.
She’s just salty, and trying to make racist remarks that obviously backfired.
That might be my fault. I've been peer pressuring her to eat more hummus for those low e levels to keep the pussy from drying out like the mummy before he sucked the life outta those tomb raiders.
Sadly I forgot to mention to look out for the high sodium content. My bad.
😂😂😂
Lookin like groot
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It's funny to me watching the women in this thread not realize this is a parody thread.
A non-amusing at that.
Dxpers think they're so cute w their parody posts whereas most of the time it's such evident attention seeking behavior.
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So evident that you commented seriously 🤣
"Lol.hes hurt because he paid for dinner. So he wants to prove his manhood through reciprocity that women buy the condoms 🤷"
It's funny to me watching the women in this thread not realize this is a parody thread.
A non-amusing at that.
Dxpers think they're so cute w their parody posts whereas most of the time it's such evident attention seeking behavior.
So evident that you commented seriously 🤣
"Lol.hes hurt because he paid for dinner. So he wants to prove his manhood through reciprocity that women buy the condoms 🤷"
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Lol it was evident but like I said non-amusing. So the only entertainment value is to pretend that it's serious and clap back. Listen we're all bored on lol
idk but i've always got condoms in my bag
it makes me feel responsible having them around
It's funny to me watching the women in this thread not realize this is a parody thread.
A non-amusing at that.
Dxpers think they're so cute w their parody posts whereas most of the time it's such evident attention seeking behavior.
So evident that you commented seriously 🤣
"Lol.hes hurt because he paid for dinner. So he wants to prove his manhood through reciprocity that women buy the condoms 🤷"
Lol it was evident but like I said non-amusing. So the only entertainment value is to pretend that it's serious and clap back. Listen we're all bored on lol
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I mean.. I paid for the date, ya know?