@VirgoHero
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How to Make a Man Happy According to Astrology
Making a man happy involves understanding his needs and respecting his space. Focus on nurturing trust, offering support, and maintaining harmony. Astrology can help identify specific traits and preferences to improve your connection and ensure his happiness.
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her complimentsregularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.
Gaaaaaaaawd damn the woman's list is long!! Lmao
Don't forget you have to do it 100% of the time. No deviation 😛
Posted by beautifulsoul74
Don't forget you have to do it 100% of the time. No deviation 😛
Preach it, my brother! Preach it! hahaha
Posted by beautifulsoul74
Don't forget you have to do it 100% of the time. No deviation 😛Preach it, my brother! Preach it! hahaha
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Basically, we just end up being slaves for amusement. Our consolation prize? The flat screen tv with the sports packages.
LoL!
I was about to reply "hold up!! im capable of giving a guy 1-5 on that list...if only it were that simple." I completely forgot all about my/"our" requirements lol.
Posted by beautifulsoul74
Don't forget you have to do it 100% of the time. No deviation 😛Preach it, my brother! Preach it! hahaha
Basically, we just end up being slaves for amusement.
what's so bad about that? c;
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I wouldn't mind. Its just a way for me to get paid. I'd break out of " jail" and write a book about it lol
Posted by VirgoHero
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPYIt's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionateclick to expand
HAHA is that a "Damn, that's about right" or "damn, you suck!"
Posted by caliberquick
lol sounds you've got plenty of material to work with
Lol, absolutely. As an older guy, I've got plenty of stories to tell 😉
Posted by beautifulsoul74
Don't forget you have to do it 100% of the time. No deviation 😛Preach it, my brother! Preach it! hahaha
Basically, we just end up being slaves for amusement.
what's so bad about that? c;
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If its with the right woman, absolutely nothing 😄
Posted by caliberquick
lol sounds you've got plenty of material to work withLol, absolutely. As an older guy, I've got plenty of stories to tell 😉
always been a fan of a good novel
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🙂 Can't write another love story though
Posted by beautifulsoul74
Don't forget you have to do it 100% of the time. No deviation 😛Preach it, my brother! Preach it! hahaha
Basically, we just end up being slaves for amusement. Our consolation prize? The flat screen tv with the sports packages.
I thought the consolation prize was sex? And the more you can check off that list the better the sex will be, ijs.
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SL...are you trying to pick a fight with me 😉
Posted by VirgoHero
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movementsSo whats so hard about that?
6. Give him head 😛
Posted by VirgoHero
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPYIt's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. Must dine on fine cuisine...🙂
Posted by beautifulsoul74
Don't forget you have to do it 100% of the time. No deviation 😛Preach it, my brother! Preach it! hahaha
Basically, we just end up being slaves for amusement. Our consolation prize? The flat screen tv with the sports packages.
I thought the consolation prize was sex? And the more you can check off that list the better the sex will be, ijs.
SL...are you trying to pick a fight with me 😉
No 😉
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What I'm offering is too good to be tied to a list including my...skills
I always thought it was the other way around....?
Posted by wagtail
I always thought it was the other way around....?
lol! And so begins the never ending cycle of why boys are evil and why girls are evil!
Haaaaaaahhh... We all got a list I'm sure! Lol eternal queries of the gender mine field!
Posted by VirgoHero
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movementsSo whats so hard about that?
Lol.
Posted by tiziani
Here's to you, Virgo Hero. Salud.
Ah you're too kind, Tizzy. Thank you 😄
Posted by VirgoHero
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movementsSo whats so hard about that?
I'm sure you'll find the list is incomplete :p
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Haha perhaps but I would wager both lists cover 99.9% of it for both sexes 😛
Posted by VirgoHero
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPYIt's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
....
4. a brother
5. a father....yeah. I dunno about that...
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Yea, I got to that part and thought, "okay, a bit incestuous for my tastes"
Agreed BUT we are nice, beautiful, soft, smell good, and we make your world a happier place so we are worth it... 🙂
Indeed I am ... ohhh and BTW not looking for a daddy and I am ALWAYS in the mood 😉
Posted by VirgoHero
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPYIt's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
hey stop posting my list virgo... just stick to my needs and ill give you your ribs and steak when you get home 🙂the sauce will come later hahaha
Someone sure is chipper when they get laid. *side eye*
Posted by venusianbull
Someone sure is chipper when they get laid. *side eye*
Haha, whatever could you mean, bull? 😄
Posted by VirgoHero
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPYIt's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionatehey stop posting my list virgo... just stick to my needs and ill give you your ribs and steak when you get home 🙂the sauce will come later hahaha
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HEY YOU! 😄
I've been looking for you! Update me on how things have been progressing with "the dude"! Please don't tell me you ruined it lol.
... and ill give you your ribs and steak when you get home 🙂the sauce will come later hahaha
This is why I love Canadian women 😛
Posted by VirgoHero
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPYIt's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionatehey stop posting my list virgo... just stick to my needs and ill give you your ribs and steak when you get home 🙂the sauce will come later hahaha
HEY YOU! 😄
I've been looking for you! Update me on how things have been progressing with "the dude"! Please don't tell me you ruined it lol.
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sorry no dude anymore haha turned out to be a dud haha. heard some of you guys are into the lovefest wtf...if i hear crabby would be in relationship before me i will kill myself now.
so stop publishing my stupid list.
Posted by venusianbull
Someone sure is chipper when they get laid. *side eye*Haha, whatever could you mean, bull? 😄
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Color me clueless. 😄
Posted by CluelessCancer
Someone mentioned my name?anyways this thread is all BS, men are getting as effeminate as women these days, so damn demanding.
i was referring to a different crab dxp member whos a male.
Posted by CluelessCancer
Someone mentioned my name?anyways this thread is all BS, men are getting as effeminate as women these days, so damn demanding.
i was referring to a different crab dxp member whos a male.
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Leebs, stop causing trouble!
And I was giving VH a friendly rabbit punch in the arm.
Posted by CluelessCancer
Someone mentioned my name?anyways this thread is all BS, men are getting as effeminate as women these days, so damn demanding.
i was referring to a different crab dxp member whos a male.
I was noting Venusian Bulls use of the first part of my name "clueless"
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Oh I'm certain it wasn't directed at you. The bulls on here like to taunt me (Translation: They REALLY miss me).
i love having the same needs as men and allowing them to continue to believe i need all the rest of that shit in the second post.
why ruin a man's fantasies?
You wouldn't know us if we weren't raking you over coals VH. We know you dig it though so it all evens out. Haha.
a wise woman told me, that if you want to make your man happy all you need is the 3 F's. F him, Feed him and make him Feel good. I would like to put an extra F on there for Freedom. simple.
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
So whats so hard about that?