I turned on the news.
She Told Me She Wanted Passionate Sex Where Thunder Grabs Her Body
lol
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I dont get ittt!
Posted by MrFirebirdPosted by MrFirebirdPosted by Shashkay
I want passionate sex where there's thunder that grabs my body!
Songs? Pah!click to expand
Posted by undefinedSorry to hear that.
I dont get ittt!
Not many do.
Posted by WynterI dig thunder and lightnin'.
Particularly in the desert when it's hot. There's that smell of the rain on the wind.
Posted by Wynter
a very spiritual event.
There came into the world an unlimited abundance of everything people need. But people need everything except unlimited abundance.
-Karel Capek
Posted by DwellingOnMoveBut is it bad that I laughed? The first strike I had some sympathy but that second strike was just so comical 😆Posted by Wynter
a very spiritual event.
There came into the world an unlimited abundance of everything people need. But people need everything except unlimited abundance.
-Karel Capekclick to expand
Posted by WynterI don't know, I laughed, too.Posted by DwellingOnMoveBut is it bad that I laughed? The first strike I had some sympathy but that second strike was just so comical 😆Posted by Wynter
a very spiritual event.
There came into the world an unlimited abundance of everything people need. But people need everything except unlimited abundance.
-Karel Capekclick to expand
Are we bad people for it?
Perhaps, it's the irony of getting struck twice, so close to each other.
For some reason, I am somehow reminded of G. Dubya's fool me once remark.
Oh lord, that was cringe worthy.
Posted by ShashkayShe said she was a sock puppet.Posted by undefinedHe is trolling me and a post I made a day or two ago. He likes to play with sock puppets. He is a weirdo.
I dont get ittt!click to expand
Jedi mind tricks, you know.
Posted by MrFirebirdOnly if you're DubyaPosted by WynterUh oh...
Oh lord, that was cringe worthy.
Am I in trouble?
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Posted by WynterWhew...Posted by MrFirebirdOnly if you're DubyaPosted by WynterUh oh...
Oh lord, that was cringe worthy.
Am I in trouble?
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Speaking of Dubya
Let's examine the alphabetical letter character "W"'s shape
Now we call that character "Double U" even though it looks like a Double V V joined together to make " VV "
I mean... I would have thought that a Double U would look more like "UU"
Makes you wonder, don't it?
Let's examine the alphabetical letter character "W"'s shape
Now we call that character "Double U" even though it looks like a Double V V joined together to make " VV "
I mean... I would have thought that a Double U would look more like "UU"
Makes you wonder, don't it?
this is how i picture what your house looks like
Posted by MrFirebirdUgh, my brain. It's too early in the day Mr.Bird 😆
Speaking of Dubya
Let's examine the alphabetical letter character "W"'s shape
Now we call that character "Double U" even though it looks like a Double V V joined together to make " VV "
I mean... I would have thought that a Double U would look more like "UU"
Makes you wonder, don't it?
Damn, Coors Light too
Posted by Shashkay(Mr Firebird M.I.B.P.I. - M.XX)Posted by MrFirebirdAnd no one wants sex with you...especially not me.
I turned on the news.
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Entry No. 012938U09813101329098884320060163123991607981643981780339821309723704927409
PI Narrative Update:
She thought I was looking for sex. She couldn't be more wrong.
She added "especially not (her)". Of course, I underestimated on her being more wrong.
She called me a weirdo. Which is to be expected in this thankless line of work.
She had to follow me there, then here.
Well, that's another one for The Firebird Files.
Lol, Mr.Bird. How to deal with crazy crabs. Remember the time it created a troll acct called "iamascorpiomale" ?
Heh, that lasted an hour.
Heh, that lasted an hour.
Posted by WynterShe told me it was too early in the day.Posted by MrFirebirdUgh, my brain. It's too early in the day Mr.Bird 😆
Speaking of Dubya
Let's examine the alphabetical letter character "W"'s shape
Now we call that character "Double U" even though it looks like a Double V V joined together to make " VV "
I mean... I would have thought that a Double U would look more like "UU"
Makes you wonder, don't it?
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I could tell it was too early in the day for her when she told me it was too early in the day.
So, I checked my watch to see if I needed to reset it, and remembered that I had forgotten rewind it. Four years, ago.
Posted by WynterI can't say that I remember a lamascorpiomale.
Lol, Mr.Bird. How to deal with crazy crabs. Remember the time it created a troll acct called "iamascorpiomale" ?
Heh, that lasted an hour.
But I do remember watching Dragnet, Adam12, Rockford Files, Baretta, Rookies, Chips, Magnum PI, Simon and Simon, when I was a kid, though.
Golly, those were the days. To see that old Powerwagon slam that pond.... darn it! I miss my old 3/4 ton '67 Dodge truck.
They don't make trucks like they used to. 😢
Nope, sorry... no lamascorpobama comes to my memory.
Think they'd be disappointed?
They only have one Dukes of Hazzard episode on Amazon Prime. The rest of the first season is 20 extra bux 😆
Posted by Wynter"I'm a good ol' boy.
You know my mama loved me
But she don't understand,
They keep the show in my hands,
And not my face on tv, ha haaah" - Waylon
Posted by WynterPrice must have gone up since all the stupidity regarding the stars and bars.
They only have one Dukes of Hazzard episode on Amazon Prime. The rest of the first season is 20 extra bux 😆
I bet they are going edit all those shows and erase the battle flag, frame by frame.
smh.
Posted by ShashkayWhich reminds me, I've run out of static guard...
The mask you were to wave at yourself in the mirror.
be right back...
thump thump thump...
Sprays right armpit
sprisssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sprays left armpit
sprisssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sprays butt.....
sprisssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
sprisssshhhh
sprisssshhhh
sprisssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
.
Takes a whiff
sprisssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
sprisssshhhh
sprisssshhhh
sprisssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
.
Takes a whiff
Posted by ShashkayHey Moon!
ookaaay.
Did you steal someone's face and..... are following me around as this shashkahickayyyyy?
Or did you get that person's permission?
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