Will i ever have sex again (Page 2)

Posted by exo

Posted by KittenLaRouge

Posted by exo
*dances* 😄

how old are you, like 5?

almost. 😄

are you still pining for a 50 year old sag who likes snuff porn more than you?

yea? *wipes your tears*

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22tango?

You guys can say whatever you want, but Kitten is the catfish that won't ever be hooked.

Other catfishes on this site were weak as fuck, you have to respect the strength of conviction here.

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Posted by DwellingOnMove
KLR, what are you exactly doing?

Saying that I saw a picture of DMV and he looks like tranny right outa Ru Paul's drag race and I'm convinced he has a penis. So with his constant sexual talk I'm concinced his penis is wiggling in his pants. Nothing more nothing less. *shrugs*

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omg like I cant
Lol

Posted by DwellingOnMove
let us assume protected sex.

people always assume sex is unprotected....

Posted by RainDancer

Posted by DwellingOnMove
I've never understood why in the online world some people try to prove some others are telling lies. Cause it does not work. I don't have more trust in you than the other one.

Like the other day somebody created a new profile just to post something about BD and DGMW. I mean is he/she working as political activist? Do they have to be under cover? If the person has already a profile, why don't they use that one?

all playing.
if not sick in head.
or plain shortsight.

Haters gonna hate though.

It is more of a testament to their value and less of mine.

Just because some one posted my personal life does mean I'll break.

People can be mean, but I don't have to be.

I know who I am and what I've gone through, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

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exactly

Posted by Damnata
You guys can say whatever you want, but Kitten is the catfish that won't ever be hooked.

Other catfishes on this site were weak as fuck, you have to respect the strength of conviction here.

she has come up with the best story

Posted by busyeyes88
2 weeks!!! Sags are defo sick!!!

You girl's and guys are quoted as being 'whores of the zodiac' by an astrological website!! My goodness !!! No sex for two weeks and you call that drought ?!!! Lolololololololololol

Oh boy!!!! You guys are funny I give you that much!!!

Does sex make you feel good about yourselves ? Do you need sex in order to feel worthy ?

I do function better with a daily dose of dick

Posted by Magenta_Azure
Omg I feel the same. The aqua I'm fucking plays too much. I'm ready to get my thot on, shoot.

straight up. Take a break from working and enjoy some adult activities

Posted by Joseline
no you will never have sex again...are you dumb or just craving for attention?!

Im expressing myself

I remember DMV's picture..trying hard to cope with the mental picture of DMV's penis.

The mayans predicted this..Penis-ed DMV shall bring forth the end of the world.

We're all getting fucked into oblivion.

*shudders*

Posted by Weeds

Posted by christinelovessnickers
You and me, both.

shouldn't the man be behind spooning——?

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lol. I spoon men. Mmm mmm pulling up behind you, I just sleep against your back.

I got your back

Posted by AjnaRe

Posted by DMV
Its been about 2weeks and im in a drought cycle.

Im pretty confused about life right now. I dont know which way is up.

Its like ive lost all motivation. Not feeling inspired. Carbs aren't even makin me happy.

I cant even masturbate without feeling sorry for myelf.

Let it come, DMV.



Let life do it's thing so that you can do your thing.

Why do you feel sorry for your self?
Everything is alright

xx

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I do get down in myself if I haven't gotten laid.

im alll better now.

this guy is bringing the servant out of me.

Posted by exo
d, do you use any dating apps? okcupid or tindr?

you could find a stud to fuck within seconds.

ya never know. 🙂

I havent used those. I like lust at first sight. I like to feel the chemistry

Posted by GreyWiz
yes. november 2085

lol

Posted by dontgetmewrong

Posted by KittenLaRouge

Posted by exo

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Posted by Koniucha
I'm sure if you went outside and asked a guy for sex, you would get it

ya right lol dmv posted a pic once and "she" makes serena williams look like a dainty flower. no way this "chick" ain't a shim. birth certificate required on this one 😆

unlike your catfish bitchass, dmv is hot. sorry not sorry. 🙂

Another resident dxp person who never logs off. ^^^^ girl, log off and take a shower or somtin pls. Scorpios and their cooter stench. Yuck. But on topic ya, dmv is hot ....to tranny lovers. I'm just here to see her BBC. "Shrugs"

Aren't you that capricorn who's sag would rather watch porn that touch you. Girl please.

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I remember that

Posted by backtokemet
overactive lower chakras .. especially the root & sacral ones
the upper ones are dying to be heard/acknowledged .. give them some attention too

this was my new agey post for the day

can u expand on this

Posted by Damnata
I remember DMV's picture..trying hard to cope with the mental picture of DMV's penis.

The mayans predicted this..Penis-ed DMV shall bring forth the end of the world.

We're all getting fucked into oblivion.

*shudders*

have umseen the movie, It follows

Posted by DMV

Posted by Weeds

Posted by christinelovessnickers
You and me, both.

shouldn't the man be behind spooning——?

lol. I spoon men. Mmm mmm pulling up behind you, I just sleep against your back.

I got your back

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Hard cool nipples on a warm back as you drift off to sleep. Hmph.

The magic 8ball says no.

My life story. Funny thing is lately, I kept sleeping ( like in bed ) with guys but I have no sexual feelings. Than I sort of stop talking to them. Has happened with the past 4 guys. I have no idea what that is about...

Destroy the sex before it destroy you! - Gandhi

Posted by busyeyes88

Posted by DMV

Posted by Damnata
I remember DMV's picture..trying hard to cope with the mental picture of DMV's penis.

The mayans predicted this..Penis-ed DMV shall bring forth the end of the world.

We're all getting fucked into oblivion.

*shudders*

have umseen the movie, It follows

I have not seen DMV's pic, but I assume she is female?!!

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Its not my fault DMV posted a picture and I saw it. He looks like Ru Paul's step niece. Y would you assume female when its the internet and u have no idea. A lot of trannys these days pass for females until they flash their 9 inches. I'm just saying what I saw and if y'all wanna loose your shit over it, don't let me stop you

Posted by PhoenixRising

Posted by DMV

Posted by Weeds

Posted by christinelovessnickers
You and me, both.

shouldn't the man be behind spooning——?

lol. I spoon men. Mmm mmm pulling up behind you, I just sleep against your back.

I got your back

Hard cool nipples on a warm back as you drift off to sleep. Hmph.

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add the nip rings and its a nice massage for him

Posted by backtokemet

Posted by DMV

Posted by backtokemet
overactive lower chakras .. especially the root & sacral ones
the upper ones are dying to be heard/acknowledged .. give them some attention too

this was my new agey post for the day

can u expand on this

your emotional stability depends too much on getting some IMO

I'm assuming your life consists mostly of activities that pertain to getting your physical needs & desires met (sex, working out, enjoying good meals etc)
and I figured you should get into (more) activities of a mental or spiritual nature, like reading books, meditation etc .. the goal being to create a more balanced personality

I don't remember why I brought up chakras .. I guess I wanted to seem cultivated lol

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interesting

Posted by busyeyes88

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Posted by Damnata
I remember DMV's picture..trying hard to cope with the mental picture of DMV's penis.

The mayans predicted this..Penis-ed DMV shall bring forth the end of the world.

We're all getting fucked into oblivion.

*shudders*

have umseen the movie, It follows

I have not seen DMV's pic, but I assume she is female?!!

Its not my fault DMV posted a picture and I saw it. He looks like Ru Paul's step niece. Y would you assume female when its the internet and u have no idea. A lot of trannys these days pass for females until they flash their 9 inches. I'm just saying what I saw and if y'all wanna loose your shit over it, don't let me stop you

Wow!! Thanks fort the insight!!!! It all makes sense now!!

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exactly @ it makes sense. lol its the ah ha moment :-)

Only two weeks? It's been a month and I have days where I almost humped the pillow. Sometimes I hate being pickey and cautious... Toys and fingers are great though lol

Posted by Shaniajam
Only two weeks? It's been a month and I have days where I almost humped the pillow. Sometimes I hate being pickey and cautious... Toys and fingers are great though lol

before saturn entered my 5th, i humped whatever liked me back. Now, im all picky and shit.

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Posted by PhoenixRising

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Posted by christinelovessnickers
You and me, both.

shouldn't the man be behind spooning——?

lol. I spoon men. Mmm mmm pulling up behind you, I just sleep against your back.

I got your back

Hard cool nipples on a warm back as you drift off to sleep. Hmph.

add the nip rings and its a nice massage for him

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Neh I prefer my package inbetween the inner thigh pocket of the woman. Id feel too uncomfortable with the women behind

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Posted by Shaniajam
Only two weeks? It's been a month and I have days where I almost humped the pillow. Sometimes I hate being pickey and cautious... Toys and fingers are great though lol

before saturn entered my 5th, i humped whatever liked me back. Now, im all picky and shit.

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Lmaooooo... Can something leave or enter so I can get some stick and lick in my life lmao

Posted by backtokemet
@sag89

why go to the length of hating something you're supposed to enjoy ?

It was humor

Jesus, are you a nimfo, or what? 😄 2 weeks, OMG, no seeeex for 2 weeks, that is so fuuuckiiing looong, I will dieeeeee. Hahaha. If only sex makes you happy, then something is wrong with you. I also love sex, pretty much, but I am not obsessed about it, and my Ascendant is in Scorpio. So my combination is pretty sexual. Even though, I can resist. I hope that it is a humor, and not the truth. xD

No definitely not kidding

I can't even tell you how much I relate

It's great to have a healthy appetite. Have you looked into the Saturn transit in Sag?

hahahahahahahaha 😄 😄

Posted by brianafay
I can't even tell you how much I relate

🙂

Posted by mswaim4
It's great to have a healthy appetite. Have you looked into the Saturn transit in Sag?

i have and Saturn has actually been in my 5th house for quite some time. like a couple years. Saturn in Sag has been good for me thus far. I am just a person who likes a frequent amount of adult party time.

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Posted by mswaim4
It's great to have a healthy appetite. Have you looked into the Saturn transit in Sag?

i have and Saturn has actually been in my 5th house for quite some time. like a couple years. Saturn in Sag has been good for me thus far. I am just a person who likes a frequent amount of adult party time.

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Nymphomania is the word associated with women with a condition called hypersexuality.
There are opinions that suggests that in some cases, a nympho may have had a previous unilateral temporal lobotomy (I honestly don't know how many
labotomy procedures are needed to obtain the state of nymph DMV is experiencing or whether the labotomy was a botched job.)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypersexuality

IF DMV has not had a lobotomy then, perhaps her condition is associated with the term "slut". To defend herself, she declares "I am just a person who likes a frequent amount of adult party time."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slut

If given the opportunity, we might find DMV participating in the "slut-walk" which is a new group of people who want to defend their dignity by promoting and justifying indignatatious
behavior. In simple terms, if she was a murderer, she would march in a Murderer's Pride parade.

She is an addict who loves her addiction and cannot seem to see what's wrong with her addiction and how it may put others off.
She cannot be reasoned with. Sooner or later, if she doesn't take control of her addiction, she may well indeed come in contact
with one will take her out. Not a woman any man in his right mind and wants to keep his sanity, would want to knowingly get involved with.
Somewhere out there, there is such a beau who is a few cards short a full deck looking for an eager woman of like mind who's not playing with a full deck.
You know.... birds of a feather, flock together.
Anyway...
Lovers past, present or future, it doesn't matter, who knows who it will be to see to it that our heroin gets smoked.



Know what I mean?

My Saggie bestie decided to forego the no sex zone and married a man she only knew for a week. I'm NOT playing. lol ha ha ha ha She waved her "available" flag within the Islamic community and they found a guy who was also waving the "marry me now" flag...they met and married within a week. It's CRAY...I see all of the FB posts with "I love you" between them and I'm just like...."Whaaaaaaaaat!?!?!!" They both decided on like day 2 that they didn't need to know everything about each other before getting married. This should be interesting. I gave them a wedding card with $ 25 inside of it and had to address the dude in the card as "hubby" because I didn't even know his damn name. Then I told them both that if the marriage doesn't last a whole year I want every cent of my money back. LMBO!!!!

Yes, I said itthat....shittin ME!!

You Saggies are HILARIOUS. Definitely make the world a more interesting place.