woe is meeeeee.

Well mercury retrograde is destroying my month of December. PLEASE hurry up and be over.

Cap has laid out she likes me, a lot, but not willing to have sex until she figures her life out. I'm friend zoning her, like her enough to keep her around.... if she wants to be around she can

my 2 Sag FWB stopped talking to me after I either avoided a relationship or didn't make time

The Virgo didn't happen for the sex extravaganza due to weather.

now

I have the Aqua. Get this... she's bisexual, but doesn't like giving oral to men, but (hehehe I said but, and yeah that too) is on the table.... so now I gotta figure out if I want to try to change her mind on that or just not even go there with her because she already seeming pretty clingy and we've not really done anything but have dinner and drinks twice and she's calling texting me all day every day. She's fun, but I think if I don't do what she wants after we go there, she will try to hurt me!

the fact that I haven't had sex in a few weeks has me drifting to the Aqua I think sub consciously...

hurry up and be over mercury retrograde!

It's not Mercury's fault you can't get any.

Posted by Juliiette
Your penie is showing a bit.

@juliiette oh that’s embarrassing 🙈

Posted by RooSagicorn
Lol such trauma! Well maybe the universe or Mercury Retrograde is trying to teach you something... just a thought 😉

Should be over soon anyway.. in a few days. Aqua sounds like trouble no bj’s 😳😳 I guess that means playing with your balls is out....

She said normally ... I like challenges... but yeah I’m going to fall back and use last two weeks of year to regroup and refocus on goals not involving my social skills

I’ll stay home and play with my own balls ⚽️🏀

Posted by Juliiette

Posted by hellosaggy

Posted by Juliiette
Your penie is showing a bit.

@juliiette oh that’s embarrassing 🙈

I know 🐴

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Lol I was stripping for @roosagicorn ‘s birthday!

I aim to please 😈

Posted by hellosaggy

Posted by RooSagicorn
Lol such trauma! Well maybe the universe or Mercury Retrograde is trying to teach you something... just a thought 😉

Should be over soon anyway.. in a few days. Aqua sounds like trouble no bj’s 😳😳 I guess that means playing with your balls is out....

She said normally ... I like challenges... but yeah I’m going to fall back and use last two weeks of year to regroup and refocus on goals not involving my social skills

I’ll stay home and play with my own balls ⚽️🏀

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LOL - not funny - cause it looks like I'll be doing the same only I don't have balls - the Libra says he has to work Christmas and New Years. I was so mad I couldn't even say anything. I guess some home projects will get done in between the drinking and playing with myself.