A New Scorpio on board.... (Page 3)

ok, since this seems to be sooooooo important, penis size and sexual behavior, i'll

comment on that: penis size, ha? i guess mine is average.
but then again, i've never asked my male friends how long theirs are, nor have i ever had sexual intercourse with a male. so there we go, i don't have a basis of comparison.

question: what is the standard, what's the average size—? in centimeters please!

sexual performance (that sounds really scientific): i do come fast, i must admit, and i don't like it one bit!

HELP! any advice—

sexual behavior: i do like giving head a lot.
if i'm good at it— i donno!
i was with a few girls who didn't like oral sex at all!!! they felt sooooo uncomfortable with it, couldn't relax, maybe had a problem with giving up control— I found that very strange. what do the girls say about this?

does that make me a typical scorpio male now— 😉
god, why does it have to be about star signs!? it's only us, init?

universal love

no race! no gender! no star signs!

peace and love forever!

ok, ok, i'm done now....

well, maybe just one more:

I LOVE YOU ALL! (quote: michael jackson, britney spears and sorts)

sorry guys just having fun

To be perfectly honest, I could care a less the size of a man's penis. Well, of course, everybody knows me and so, ya know - a person doesn't have to have one at all to please me. he he he

But, the insecurity thing is what I was wondering about. Tiamat, you're Scorp and you had this thought too. But, what I don't understand is why should a guy be insecure about things like that. This whole big penis thing that guys are always so worried about is really thier own stress - we don't stress about that. We don't go out with a guy and be only concerned about whether he's big or small - the only thing we care about is whether he knows how to use what he's got. The motion in the ocean, as the phrase goes and hell, fingers work perfectly fine. So, I don't get it why dudes have this whole pride thing going on. Some of the best lovers I've ever had didn't have much in that department - but, they were very sought after men because they knew what women wanted and weren't afraid to fulfill thier needs in any capacity. So, why feel insecure about it?

I know plenty of women who are flat chested, for example, and they don't walk around saying that they are the best lay - the Queens - just because of feeling insecure about thier size. So, why men? What's the deal? Is it just that women feel more comfortable in thier own skin than men?

Who knows, right?

Lizard Scorp - howdy doody Mr. Average!!!!....and fair play to you for not exaggerating saying your're a big boy etc. etc. like sum guys do:-)

Give me Mr. Average any day or nite........if I had a choice I would take middle of the road size guy any day.......:-)

First off, Mr. Big Boy, for me, is usually too big!!....I know it will be thrust thrust thrust till he's nearly touching my tonsils!!!....I actually lose all sensation when there's too much of Mr. Big boy inside.

Mr. Small boy.....I'm afraid just doesn't do it for me - I've got to "feel" I've got my "hands" for want of a politer word! in me:-)

With Mr. Average-size, that is the best for me,:-) I've can feel the nice feelings!, I don't feel I'm engorged!!!!! I just ly back and feel and feel and feel.............oh my, I am getting horny just a-thinkin:-)

As for coming quick.......there's a few hints.....come quick first time but second and third time, you're gonna be slower - law of nature.

Second hint - take some alcohol - it slows the quickness:-) We are not talking "brewer's droop" or the like - we couldn't be having that now....just slight loss of tingly sensation down in that department and it will happen slower for you:-)!!

So there you go........ciao my pal.

Ax

Alana, I've felt like too, with the big boy - it's not fun, at all. You feel like you just want to yell - hurry up, you're killing me! Then you're gagging because you feel like your screwing and giving head at the same time.

Slow . . . average man . . . yahoooooo!

alana,

thanx for the tips!

i discovered that it's nice to come first time during the foreplay. and then, you're right, the next times are much more enjoyable, and i'm slower.
still, i don't like having to think about these things during the love-making. it's like planning the next step, rather than feeling and enjoying the game. sex is a physical but still emotional thing, after all.
not a strategy game?. hm?.—


but you haven't touched the oral topic at all. why is it that women say they like receiving oral, but then they (at least some) don't feel comfortable with it and can't relax—

Hey Slz:-)

"but you haven't touched the oral topic at all. why is it that women say they like receiving oral, but then they (at least some) don't feel comfortable with it and can't relax—"

Bottom-line Scorp-Liz, without wanting to appear too rude or crass, I'd say it's the smell factor!!! Lots of women have been brain-washed into thinking that somehow they smell bad down there....(you know how men and women! joke about fish tales etc.) but it's all about cleanliness......a lady just needs one Johnson's (or whoevers!) baby-wipe in her hand-bag just before the "southern" games begin.....and the man's baby will smell like a real baby:-)!!!!

I hate to see all that advertisement on t.v. about - Oh keep yourself fresh with such and such a deoderant and avoid that lower body odour!!! F. off is what I say to all of that......yes, it's nice to be clean.....but don't forget...Scent of a Woman and all that.....Al Pacino just wasnt' talking about sweet perfume in that A-1 movie:-)

A x

Once again we concur P-Angel:-) - how's your Mr. Virgo these days....still madly in love with him—? Bet your are - you sugar babe:-)

A x

Yeah, he's just the sweetest thing. And talking about oral and the scent of a woman, my Virgo man loves the smell. Sometimes, when he's feeling silly, he'll take a whiff when he comes home so he can try to determine what I had to eat that day, lol.

Now, you are making me laugh out real loud - P-Angel - what a man!! what a nose!!:-)!!

A x

Guess who's back....back in town!!??:-) - oh how I need some Eminen rap at this moment in time...............

A x

"... so everybody, just follow meeee! ...cuz we need a little... controversy. ... cuz it feels so empty without me." LOL

Wow, I take back what I said that Scorpio209 reminds me of my son. He's not like that at all. He may be extremely passionate about things - but, he's certainly forgiving and not self-centered about only being concerned with his own satisfaction.

Wow, just wow!

Nice one Lizard Scorp:-) Nice one indeed:-) LOL

"And NO, i dont have a small penis and cum fast -"
As the Buddha says, those who know don't say it - and those who say it, don't know (or have it!!)!!!
If you are still "stuck in a moment" over the 8 year old joke thing, Scorpio 209, then seriously I would say you are emotionally disturbed in some way or other.......sorry if that sounds harsh but lots of your posts point towards this......maybe some counselling or therapy or maybe some duncanboard counselling!!! - best in the world - may help you!!!

Anyway, I just can't take your seriousness seriously.........it's way to heavy for me....I like to travel light - and I don't even take myself too seriously!!!

A x

I'll just say to Scorp 209...

Thanks for coming back never any hard feelings, but I have a question for you...Why are you so angry? Do you think it is your inherent nature or have you seriously been hurt that bad. By the way...Scorps are even better than Cancers & Oral pleasures.

If you are who you say you are, I like big one's, AND Average (Lizard Scorp)...


ANYTIME is good since my Pisces man hasn't been over since I got back from Indiana!

so are you saying your not a troll and trying to get under peoples skin?that graveyard,drinking blood,supiority stuff was kinda crazy even for another scorpio.

Scorp 209 Ha Ha Ha Tiamat!

P.S. Hey, Cancer Lady! You are a force with which to be reckoned, girl! I like your style ! :-)

scorpio209 and dorothygail!

can you please do me a big favour?
don't write that long posts, PLEASE. its really exhausting reading all you've written. that's why i don't get past even the first few lines of each of your posts. and, honestly i don't believe anyone else can!

since the meaning of your posts repeats each time, you might just as well simplify and go straight to the point, for example:

scorpio209: b#tch

dorothygail: d#ck

scorpio209: sl#t

dorothygail: a $ $

and so on...

that way the rest of us narrow minded simple people can follow easily and participate in the fun, instead of falling asleep.
thank you very much!

liz

ooooooooo don't make promises your not going to keep now cancerlady,you know im kinky like that,whips are fun.I've been bugging you for how long now.ditto on lizard,lets play nice okay.

nevermind that tail thingy looked like a whip at first,eer damn it.

P-angle I agree with you 100% . Women with experience no the truth of the matter. My first hubby was a say...truth be told, he had to carry me out after the math, because he was a biggie. Married him anyway, and girl let me tell you? there was no fooling aroung. I was in nursing school and working full time. He would cook and clean before I got home. Damn, I was happy as a camper, but yet to tired to deal with mr. Sag.. couldnt be tired, I had to be ready!!!!!!! NOT!!!! When I divorced him, trust me!!! the nukkie was a pleasure to let go!!! have a beautiful daughter out of the pressure. My first born within 3 hours if birth. Next hubby was medium!!! great. great and greater. 2 beautiful daughters from him an aquarius. Got along great!!!!! Different life style s ended that. I let him live.....Met Mr. Scorpio!!!! the little giant....He is well built, fine. 6"3 but things didnt match up!!! To my surprise. But you know p-Angle. I love this man for all the other reasons. He had done so much for me before our our encounter. Right now, its alot of drama between us which I can handle. If we could somehow get through this with him? sexually, I know he will be able to satisfy me.... Only because it will be his loving and not his little wee wee....Not a joke... Just keepin it real. If he knew I was talking about it, it would kill him..... So lizard do you understand where I am coming from... Did I say that right..lol.. You know what I meant...P.S. I didnt want to come out and tell you that your son was nothing like scorpio666, oh scorpio209...I was told that I could be brutely honest and in one of my post, I played it safe. I consider all of you in a budding relationship as friends. I enjoy reading all the post. There are times when you guys just crack me up only because I find you all so brutely honest!!!! YEAH.....

P-angle In my last few words, I was talking to you. I am so glad that you recognized that your son is not in comparison to anyone..Like I said " your the MAMA" you know your child best..... please excuse my typos.......I have really long nails which are real and it time for a trim....I don't want to but I know I have to....This afternoon is suppose to be the day!!! OUCH.....Be good......

be good um i don't think thats possible

yes callmemsram, i do understand!

my post about 'that business' was a tease! although absolutely honest, everything i wrote is true. but i know that size just isn't priority and even though to some it might matter that issue isn't realy important. when it comes down to love you're looking for other qualities!
just like when i love a woman i don't care about the size of her breasts.

tiamat, you can't possibly be good? you're a bad girl?? will you marry me— 😉