
CopperDove
@CopperDove
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Posted by ReincarnationI don't like your tone!
Why is it always walking on eggshells with you ladies?

Posted by KoniuchaLOL Scorpio women are eggshell city when you Scorpios get in one of your moods the guy that is walking on eggshells around you is wondering what the hell happened you as the Scorpio is tight lipped thinking the guy should be a mind reader and know exactly what happened. It is not easy dealing with a Scorpio yes it is eggshells you Scorp women may not think so it is very much so.Posted by ReincarnationIt's not.
Why is it always walking on eggshells with you ladies?click to expand


Posted by KoniuchaThe same reaction I would get from the first Scorpio she used to say Whatever a lotPosted by Stihl46Whatever stihlPosted by KoniuchaLOL Scorpio women are eggshell city when you Scorpios get in one of your moods the guy that is walking on eggshells around you is wondering what the hell happened you as the Scorpio is tight lipped thinking the guy should be a mind reader and know exactly what happened. It is not easy dealing with a Scorpio yes it is eggshells you Scorp women may not think so it is very much so.Posted by ReincarnationIt's not.
Why is it always walking on eggshells with you ladies?click to expand
Posted by Rambunctious76It depends on the scorpio.
Why are y'all so damned aggressive?

Posted by MarchPisc3sI like her. Even more so since she has a Scorp Sun, Pisces Moon... because favoritism :]
Thoughts on Hillary Clinton?


Posted by MarchPisc3sYeah.
Do you have death dreams?

Posted by GennieVirgo
What are your favorite Element signs? Like Favorite Earth, Air, Water, Fire etc etc

Posted by exoYou hurt my feelings.Posted by Gennieearth - cap, virgo
What are your favorite Element signs? Like Favorite Earth, Air, Water, Fire etc etc
air - none
water - scorp, pisces
fire - sag, ariesclick to expand



Posted by SirHornsDepends on the Moon and Mars, but witty banter and bring you best game.
What's the best way to approach a Scorpy female on world conquest?

Posted by PhoenixRising;DPosted by SirHornsDepends on the Moon and Mars, but witty banter and bring you best game.
What's the best way to approach a Scorpy female on world conquest?
You are talking about the game right? You are a Cap after all 😄click to expand

Posted by Unwording😆Posted by femmeNeither; I'd think he's trying to initiate a race, and dust him cause Mars in Aries. 😄
Hey ladies, fun question for you:
Let's say you've just exchanged numbers with a good looking guy, made small talk for a bit before parting ways. About 20 minutes and a good amount of miles later you see a vehicle speeding behind you trying to catch up, it's him and he's signaling for you to get off at the nearest exit. You pick up your phone to call him, but realize it's now completely dead. He's trying to say something, but gets drowned out by surrounding cars and highway noise... Are you intrigued enough to pull over or too creeped out to stop?click to expand
Posted by ImpulsvIt was used against you in the game, but not ever personally.
If it's a game n they have been Freinds for many years past
It's a game but I'll take note of it lol
As long as not used towards me I always base it on how I'm treated.
But that will be a good observation.
Posted by ImpulsvI don't even know the name of the game - we made it up ourselves(we were four people). Sounds wonderful. I was just a little surprised when she stared at me strangely and said something like her view of the world just crashed. She has been nice to me ever since, but she has not actively sought me out. I know she's got a lot on her mind atm, so that's possibly it? Hope it's not a problem.Posted by HappyCapperLike mafia?
The "liar" was me. I never lie under normal circumstances - I feel almost repulsed by it. But when I don't feel bad about it(like in a game where everyone knows that everyone is lying, including her), I'm fine with it because I don't find it morally wrong.
Lol
No I would not see it bad it's a game n ur good at it lol. If I know you already n know u don't conduct urself that way in real life no issue.click to expand

Posted by GetMistedYour posts take on a whole new meaning for me personally.
What you think of my new avi?
Yay or nay?

Posted by HappyCapperNo.
If you were playing a game for fun where you were supposed to lie well to be able to win(it's part of the game) and you couldn't see through another person's lies, over and over again, would that affect your friendship with that person? You have been been friends with the person for years and normally trust them.

Posted by HappyCapperWhat was the lie you said just prior to her statement?Posted by ImpulsvI don't even know the name of the game - we made it up ourselves(we were four people). Sounds wonderful. I was just a little surprised when she stared at me strangely and said something like her view of the world just crashed. She has been nice to me ever since, but she has not actively sought me out. I know she's got a lot on her mind atm, so that's possibly it? Hope it's not a problem.Posted by HappyCapperLike mafia?
The "liar" was me. I never lie under normal circumstances - I feel almost repulsed by it. But when I don't feel bad about it(like in a game where everyone knows that everyone is lying, including her), I'm fine with it because I don't find it morally wrong.
Lol
No I would not see it bad it's a game n ur good at it lol. If I know you already n know u don't conduct urself that way in real life no issue.click to expand
Posted by PhoenixRisingWe were supposed to make up two statements about ourselves and one would be true(so, three in total). Long story short, one of my lies was that I had been published in a specific paper and she asked details and I made up some details(as I should, according to the game). She guessed that was the true statement about me, and when I said it wasn't: that's when she said that. And it was directed, not at the lie itself not being true, but the fact that she couldn't see that I was lying.Posted by HappyCapperWhat was the lie you said just prior to her statement?Posted by ImpulsvI don't even know the name of the game - we made it up ourselves(we were four people). Sounds wonderful. I was just a little surprised when she stared at me strangely and said something like her view of the world just crashed. She has been nice to me ever since, but she has not actively sought me out. I know she's got a lot on her mind atm, so that's possibly it? Hope it's not a problem.Posted by HappyCapperLike mafia?
The "liar" was me. I never lie under normal circumstances - I feel almost repulsed by it. But when I don't feel bad about it(like in a game where everyone knows that everyone is lying, including her), I'm fine with it because I don't find it morally wrong.
Lol
No I would not see it bad it's a game n ur good at it lol. If I know you already n know u don't conduct urself that way in real life no issue.click to expand

Posted by HappyCapperI agree with Impulsv. She's more than likely thrown by the fact she couldn't distinguish the lie from the truth. You may have inadvertently even triggered what's also bothering her. Regardless, it's not really about you.Posted by PhoenixRisingWe were supposed to make up two statements about ourselves and one would be true(so, three in total). Long story short, one of my lies was that I had been published in a specific paper and she asked details and I made up some details(as I should, according to the game). She guessed that was the true statement about me, and when I said it wasn't: that's when she said that. And it was directed, not at the lie itself not being true, but the fact that she couldn't see that I was lying.Posted by HappyCapperWhat was the lie you said just prior to her statement?Posted by ImpulsvI don't even know the name of the game - we made it up ourselves(we were four people). Sounds wonderful. I was just a little surprised when she stared at me strangely and said something like her view of the world just crashed. She has been nice to me ever since, but she has not actively sought me out. I know she's got a lot on her mind atm, so that's possibly it? Hope it's not a problem.Posted by HappyCapperLike mafia?
The "liar" was me. I never lie under normal circumstances - I feel almost repulsed by it. But when I don't feel bad about it(like in a game where everyone knows that everyone is lying, including her), I'm fine with it because I don't find it morally wrong.
Lol
No I would not see it bad it's a game n ur good at it lol. If I know you already n know u don't conduct urself that way in real life no issue.click to expand
Posted by ImpulsvI will. Great! Thank you! 🙂
Haha don't worry she hasn't written u off but like I said it filed away n will be observant now knowing she can't read u easily.
Like u say she has hits lots on her mind. Reach out!
Posted by PhoenixRisingShe did seem thrown by it, especially since it happened a few times.Posted by HappyCapperI agree with Impulsv. She's more than likely thrown by the fact she pegged the lie as a truth. You may have inadvertently even triggered what's also bothering her. Regardless, it's not really about you.Posted by PhoenixRisingWe were supposed to make up two statements about ourselves and one would be true(so, three in total). Long story short, one of my lies was that I had been published in a specific paper and she asked details and I made up some details(as I should, according to the game). She guessed that was the true statement about me, and when I said it wasn't: that's when she said that. And it was directed, not at the lie itself not being true, but the fact that she couldn't see that I was lying.Posted by HappyCapperWhat was the lie you said just prior to her statement?Posted by ImpulsvI don't even know the name of the game - we made it up ourselves(we were four people). Sounds wonderful. I was just a little surprised when she stared at me strangely and said something like her view of the world just crashed. She has been nice to me ever since, but she has not actively sought me out. I know she's got a lot on her mind atm, so that's possibly it? Hope it's not a problem.Posted by HappyCapperLike mafia?
The "liar" was me. I never lie under normal circumstances - I feel almost repulsed by it. But when I don't feel bad about it(like in a game where everyone knows that everyone is lying, including her), I'm fine with it because I don't find it morally wrong.
Lol
No I would not see it bad it's a game n ur good at it lol. If I know you already n know u don't conduct urself that way in real life no issue.click to expand

Posted by HappyCapperYeah. Probably questioning her judgment.Posted by PhoenixRisingShe did seem thrown by it, especially since it happened a few times.Posted by HappyCapperI agree with Impulsv. She's more than likely thrown by the fact that she couldn't distinguish the lie from there truth. You may have inadvertently even triggered what's also bothering her. Regardless, it's not really about you.Posted by PhoenixRisingWe were supposed to make up two statements about ourselves and one would be true(so, three in total). Long story short, one of my lies was that I had been published in a specific paper and she asked details and I made up some details(as I should, according to the game). She guessed that was the true statement about me, and when I said it wasn't: that's when she said that. And it was directed, not at the lie itself not being true, but the fact that she couldn't see that I was lying.Posted by HappyCapperWhat was the lie you said just prior to her statement?Posted by ImpulsvI don't even know the name of the game - we made it up ourselves(we were four people). Sounds wonderful. I was just a little surprised when she stared at me strangely and said something like her view of the world just crashed. She has been nice to me ever since, but she has not actively sought me out. I know she's got a lot on her mind atm, so that's possibly it? Hope it's not a problem.Posted by HappyCapperLike mafia?
The "liar" was me. I never lie under normal circumstances - I feel almost repulsed by it. But when I don't feel bad about it(like in a game where everyone knows that everyone is lying, including her), I'm fine with it because I don't find it morally wrong.
Lol
No I would not see it bad it's a game n ur good at it lol. If I know you already n know u don't conduct urself that way in real life no issue.
Good to know. I'll reach out again and see what I can do to help her. Thank you! 🙂click to expand

Posted by Chance_11Shortly after I wake up.
How do you know when you're being self destructive?


Posted by bmoon8No I'm not jaded or bitter just puzzled how a Scorpio woman can work hard at something putting a lot of effort into it then turn around and screw it up. It seems like they don't want to succeed as a Cancer man I never put that much effort into something then sabotage it. Scorpios are rarely happy or satisfied about anything most things are one step away from disaster, you try to cheer them up its futile.Posted by Stihl46They have an inner self destruct button that they can push on at times. You sound jaded or bitter from a "Scorpio" and haven't worked through it.
You Scorpio women give off the vibe and death stare when you meet people I think its your defense mechanism to keep them at a distance till you can use the laser beam eyes to analyze the person like an x-ray machine.
Yes Scorpios are very much self destructive they sure know how to phuck things up in their lives its almost like they get joy from it.click to expand

Posted by KoniuchaI'm working with a Scorpio I know her exact birthdate and the first Scorpio I worked with I know her exact birthdate plus I know a few other scorp women.Posted by deedee85He doesn't even know if she is a Scorpio. He is just assumingPosted by Stihl46I don't think that one woman you are obsessed with is a true representation of all Scorpios. All of the statements that you make regarding her don't ring true to me at all.Posted by bmoon8No I'm not jaded or bitter just puzzled how a Scorpio woman can work hard at something putting a lot of effort into it then turn around and screw it up. It seems like they don't want to succeed as a Cancer man I never put that much effort into something then sabotage it. Scorpios are rarely happy or satisfied about anything most things are one step away from disaster, you try to cheer them up its futile.Posted by Stihl46They have an inner self destruct button that they can push on at times. You sound jaded or bitter from a "Scorpio" and haven't worked through it.
You Scorpio women give off the vibe and death stare when you meet people I think its your defense mechanism to keep them at a distance till you can use the laser beam eyes to analyze the person like an x-ray machine.
Yes Scorpios are very much self destructive they sure know how to phuck things up in their lives its almost like they get joy from it.
Her placements may be vastly different than mine or she may have other issues that affect her behavior but your blanket Scorpio statements could be further from the truth.click to expand

Posted by Stihl46Like seriously, you stopped sounding like a person with their shit together like 100 posts ago.Posted by KoniuchaI'm working with a Scorpio I know her exact birthdate and the first Scorpio I worked with I know her exact birthdate plus I know a few other scorp women.Posted by deedee85He doesn't even know if she is a Scorpio. He is just assumingPosted by Stihl46I don't think that one woman you are obsessed with is a true representation of all Scorpios. All of the statements that you make regarding her don't ring true to me at all.Posted by bmoon8No I'm not jaded or bitter just puzzled how a Scorpio woman can work hard at something putting a lot of effort into it then turn around and screw it up. It seems like they don't want to succeed as a Cancer man I never put that much effort into something then sabotage it. Scorpios are rarely happy or satisfied about anything most things are one step away from disaster, you try to cheer them up its futile.Posted by Stihl46They have an inner self destruct button that they can push on at times. You sound jaded or bitter from a "Scorpio" and haven't worked through it.
You Scorpio women give off the vibe and death stare when you meet people I think its your defense mechanism to keep them at a distance till you can use the laser beam eyes to analyze the person like an x-ray machine.
Yes Scorpios are very much self destructive they sure know how to phuck things up in their lives its almost like they get joy from it.
Her placements may be vastly different than mine or she may have other issues that affect her behavior but your blanket Scorpio statements could be further from the truth.click to expand


Posted by Chance_11When I feel white hot blinding rage emerge within and I see only red.
How do you know when you're being self destructive?

Posted by MarchPisc3sNo.
Did you think you were a fire sign before finding out you was a water sign?

Posted by Stihl46Clearly Stihl46 knows Scorpio women
I'm working with a Scorpio I know her exact birthdate and the first Scorpio I worked with I know her exact birthdate plus I know a few other scorp women.


Posted by Stihl46
I'm working with a Scorpio I know her exact birthdate and the first Scorpio I worked with I know her exact birthdate plus I know a few other scorp women.


Posted by GenniePosted by Stihl46https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/70/0b/b4/700bb4509eeaf1d3c9686753e9870f90.jpg<div class="bqfade">click to expand
I'm working with a Scorpio I know her exact birthdate and the first Scorpio I worked with I know her exact birthdate plus I know a few other scorp women.

Posted by GennieWatching a horror movie or suspense/thriller.
Scorpio Ladies, what is your favorite "chill and relax activity"

Posted by FrostedEllyIs that your Gem bits at play? I had to fight the urge to post more than one "chill and relax activity". So many things help me chill out. All depends on my mood.Posted by GennieBubble barhs.
Scorpio Ladies, what is your favorite "chill and relax activity"
Smoking weed outside on a nice day.
Actually just being outside on a nice day. Writing especially.click to expand

Posted by UnwordingIn no particular order:Posted by PhoenixRisingOk, since a lot of our "chill and relax" activities revolve around mood; what puts you in a good mood?Posted by FrostedEllyIs that your Gem bits at play? I had to fight the urge to post more than one "chill and relax activity". So many things help me chill out. All depends on my mood.Posted by GennieBubble barhs.
Scorpio Ladies, what is your favorite "chill and relax activity"
Smoking weed outside on a nice day.
Actually just being outside on a nice day. Writing especially.
(List as many as you like). 😄click to expand


Posted by MarchPisc3sNo, but I didn't know anything about astrology when I first learned that I was a Scorpio so I didn't know what a fire sign was. I'd say that now sometimes I relate to fire sign descriptions, maybe because my Mercury is fire and my moon is in my 1st house.
Did you think you were a fire sign before finding out you was a water sign?

Posted by GennieFloating in warm water. I rarely get to do that, but I can kind of approximate it in my bathtub because I'm small.
Scorpio Ladies, what is your favorite "chill and relax activity"


Posted by UnwordingHaha! You know it.Posted by PhoenixRisingYou Halloween Kit Kat hoarder! lol
CHOCOLATEclick to expand

Posted by FrostedElly😆. Freudian slip?Posted by ImpulsvI assume you mean cutting off rather than cutting of someone. 😛
How do get over being wronged
Other than cutting of the other person
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Posted by ImpulsvGet it out, talk to them about it
How do get over being wronged
Other than cutting of the other person
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