branh0913, a 13 yr old boy pretending to have had (Page 2)

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Once Herolal is out for a walk. He comes to a river and sees Bholaji on the opposite bank.
"Yoohoo" He shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
Bholaji looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are on the other side."

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Herolal is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when he spots Bhola standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Bhola is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

Herolal gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Bhola and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?"

Bhola replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks Herolal, puzzled.

"Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

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Bhola happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with a man ahead of him.

'Ek Punjab mail dena', (Give me one for the punjab mail) demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket. (*** Punjab mail is name of the train **)

Then came the turn of Bhola ,' Ikk Punjab female dena '

'What do you mean by punjab female?' asked the clerk

'It is for my wife', replied Bhola.