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Posted by SilentGhost
Looks like many r aghast at this post, especially those who has plenty of time to just post in here almost every other day.
Great !
Now lets look into why, what and how..
Pick one of the following;
R u people bored ?
R u lonely ?
R u miserable with your life ?
R u seeking some solace in this thread or basically any thread ?
Logic dictates; if u hv a full balance life you won't have time for this, well almost no time.
FYI; I fleet out of DPX in various names in various times - years in between. Many old timers have left xD
Is that something good or bad ?
Hahaha



It seems you're rather aware of how frequently people are on here...which means you're on here a lot, too. Do the above questions you pose apply to you? I'm voting for all of the above for you.

As for me, I'm not bored, lonely, miserable with my life, and certainly not seeking solace via this thread. Logic dictates that as an artist and a jewelry designer I'm blessed with having access to my computer at home and free to amuse myself with chasing down likely squishy and squeaky prey. You do squeak like a mouse. I'm amused.

Rabbit, you're right, he DOES have itty bitty teeny tiny hands! This doesn't bode well for his nether regions.
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This thread is a big fucking waste of time.



tsk tsk...you discredit my efforts at baiting the prey. I'm hurt.



Oh look the 6'8" cancer gal is here 😛



6'8'?? Damn, when the hell did I get so bloody tall? o.O



You said you were like 5" taller, I just assumed Amazonian 😛
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I did? When did I say I was 5" taller and than who? I'm 5'3"!! Basically I'm a shorty, a runt, a shrimp, a nugget, a tea pot, a vertically challenged type.
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Wonders of using an iPhone..

On the move and anywhere it's possible to cause mayhem and mischief in DPX..

It's more wonderful doing so while eating chocolate mud cake..

With ice blended mocha..

Shall I post pictures of it ? Together with a 26 yrs old beauty to go ?

Hehehe

Hv a glorious Sunday people..

Btw u do hv my permission 2 be lonely, miserable, a nagger etc etc.

It is after all your right 2 be so xD

I'll be back on after the commercials hehe
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Wonders of using an iPhone..

On the move and anywhere it's possible to cause mayhem and mischief in DPX..

It's more wonderful doing so while eating chocolate mud cake..

With ice blended mocha..

Shall I post pictures of it ? Together with a 26 yrs old beauty to go ?

Hehehe

Hv a glorious Sunday people..

Btw u do hv my permission 2 be lonely, miserable, a nagger etc etc.

It is after all your right 2 be so xD

I'll be back on after the commercials hehe



Tiny Hands, are you being ignored? You sure do like to brag about your supposed excesses. My my! I'd say I was impressed but that would be a lie and I really hate lying.
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Now, where were we ?

Since everyone here likes some entertainment being so lonely and bored.

I'll be magnanimous and provide some xD

Lets see; some r in the process of a divorce - ladies or the men r being ignored by their wife's thinking their whole lives is a lie or living in a fake surrounding - showing love, normal social acceptable conditions.

Thus making DPX as an outlet to vent their pent up frustrations.

No worries I understand.

I am after all super xD
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The First Malaysian in Space

Mahathir finally sends a Malaysian into space courtesy of the Russians. Finally, after months of training, the Malaysian astronaut and a chimpanzee are blasted off into space.

Once in orbit, the Malaysian waits for instructions. The screen flickers and the instrucions are flashed on it:

"Chimpanzee, execute space manuever No. 23B"

The chimp takes over flight control and carries out the manuever. The Malaysian astronaut is impressed but patient... he knows his instructions will come and they'll probably be more complex than what the chimp just did.

The screen flickers again and more instructions appear:

"Chimpanzee, carry out scientific experiment No. 234"

The chimp goes to the lab and mixes chemicals and carries out all sorts of complex scientific experiments. While he's doing this, the Malaysian astronaut is impatient. He speaks to Ground Control tru the comm link: "Eh Control, how come I got nothing to do man... train for so long but the monyet does all the important work but I'm smarter than the monyet"

Finally Ground Control responds: "Be patient, your instructions are coming soon"

Finally, the monkey rejoins the Malaysian astronaut and they wait for the instructions from the screen.

The screen flickers and the message appears....

"Prepare for new instructions...."

A small door under the screen opens. Inside, there is a compartment with a wrapped item inside.....

"Malaysian astronaut, remove the item and unwrap then wait for further instructions"

The Malaysian astronaut unwraps the item and finds a banana inside. "Must be biogenetic banana" he thinks...

The screen flickers again....

"Malaysian astronaut, please feed the monkey"
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Thus making DPX as an outlet to vent their pent up frustrations.





I have heard among this clan
You are called the forgotten man

Is that what they're saying? Well! Did you evah?
What a swell party this is...



You, my dear, are a clever poet! 😄
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No no no! LOL, those are some old song lyrics by Cole Porter. Thanks though. I'd love to have his talent.
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Thus making DPX as an outlet to vent their pent up frustrations.





I have heard among this clan
You are called the forgotten man

Is that what they're saying? Well! Did you evah?
What a swell party this is...



You, my dear, are a clever poet! 😄



No no no! LOL, those are some old song lyrics by Cole Porter. Thanks though. I'd love to have his talent.
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I wouldn't be surprised if you do and you just haven't tapped it. 🙂
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Thus making DPX as an outlet to vent their pent up frustrations.





I have heard among this clan
You are called the forgotten man

Is that what they're saying? Well! Did you evah?
What a swell party this is...



You, my dear, are a clever poet! 😄



No no no! LOL, those are some old song lyrics by Cole Porter. Thanks though. I'd love to have his talent.



I wouldn't be surprised if you do and you just haven't tapped it. 🙂
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Wow. Thanks. I like writing but song lyrics and poetry don't seem to be my thing.

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I don't know what the fuck is going on in this thread. My father is dating someone younger than that formula though and it's going great for both of them. If there's any single 36 year old man on this thread..holla back at me (if I'm doing this right)

In other news...this disturbs me:

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It's a bit like dealing with horses.



It's the second time you bring up horses in relation to dating so now I am oficially scared
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I don't know what the fuck is going on in this thread. My father is dating someone younger than that formula though and it's going great for both of them. If there's any single 36 year old man on this thread..holla back at me (if I'm doing this right)

In other news...this disturbs me:

Posted by MoonArtist

It's a bit like dealing with horses.



It's the second time you bring up horses in relation to dating so now I am oficially scared
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lol It's all about energy flow and how it influences others, people and animals. Animals are more sensitive to it, generally.
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Thus making DPX as an outlet to vent their pent up frustrations.





I have heard among this clan
You are called the forgotten man

Is that what they're saying? Well! Did you evah?
What a swell party this is...



You, my dear, are a clever poet! 😄



No no no! LOL, those are some old song lyrics by Cole Porter. Thanks though. I'd love to have his talent.



I wouldn't be surprised if you do and you just haven't tapped it. 🙂



Wow. Thanks. I like writing but song lyrics and poetry don't seem to be my thing.

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That's the beauty about poetry: there's so many ways to express it.
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Malaysia ?

I actually agree !

Pure idiocy, however I must thank you for highlighting this in DPX xD

You see, where I come from, there's nothing Malaysian there, at least not the mainstream Malaysian per se.

They even talk like Klingons..

But we have Orang Utans, why don't you use that ?

Hehe





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Excuse me.

I'm a Malaysian and I certainly don't see call girls soliciting man at the roadside in Malaysia.

In the case of Thailand, it reminds me of Vegas.

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source: https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/aries/implusive-in-relationships-4598929/?p=2#4600244

a) you're lying, then.
or
b) you're lying, now.

And if you lie, then, you are NOT to be taken seriously by anyone.


We did not use the Orangutan because he has a queer eye for the Malaysian guy and is much
too large for the Malaysian and..... he is prone to fits of disobedience.
What would happen if Orangutan began to buttfuck his space partner like a wild stud?
This happen before. Not good.









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I'm Malaysian, that's my nationality and I'm also a Sabahan; a North Borneon where wild Orang Utans do dwell.

It's like being a Hawaiin native while not exactly a feel like an American - I'm assuming this.

However that's besides the point and merely details.

You people r so interested with details.

Anyway good morning people.

Hmmm..

Many here has actually accidentally spilled out their many personality flaws..

That's much is obvious 2 those who has been observing this thread and doesn't post.

As we can see, some seek validation by being or seeking popularity or maybe some sort of solace in DPX.

All I need 2 do is just simply push the right buttons and they react most vehemently..

So much pent up anger..

Well here's my morning Scorpionic advise;

If you think that since you fall outside the formula parameters, somehow you need to nag and nag abt this and that which actually means so little 2 me - it does NOT change the fact that u r in a miserable situation.

Posting here and throwing tantrums will not make your problem go away. All it does is assuage your ego.

But that's all temporarily.

Why do you FEAR 2 try something new ? Or even TRY 2 change ?

Fear is the single most GREATEST motivator 2 do nothing.

p/s: Aside 2 the recently divorcee undergoing a court case, you seem so bent on winning. You must hv lost so much that your self esteem is at an all time low and trying 2 win at anything or everything is laudable.

However doing it blindly is foolhardy.

Btw, I'm otw 2 hv breakfast with a very sexy young girl..

Cya people xD









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Posted by SilentGhost
I'm Malaysian, that's my nationality and I'm also a Sabahan; a North Borneon where wild Orang Utans do dwell.

It's like being a Hawaiin native while not exactly a feel like an American - I'm assuming this.

However that's besides the point and merely details.

You people r so interested with details.

Anyway good morning people.

Hmmm..

Many here has actually accidentally spilled out their many personality flaws..

That's much is obvious 2 those who has been observing this thread and doesn't post.

As we can see, some seek validation by being or seeking popularity or maybe some sort of solace in DPX.

All I need 2 do is just simply push the right buttons and they react most vehemently..

So much pent up anger..

Well here's my morning Scorpionic advise;

If you think that since you fall outside the formula parameters, somehow you need to nag and nag abt this and that which actually means so little 2 me - it does NOT change the fact that u r in a miserable situation.

Posting here and throwing tantrums will not make your problem go away. All it does is assuage your ego.

But that's all temporarily.

Why do you FEAR 2 try something new ? Or even TRY 2 change ?

Fear is the single most GREATEST motivator 2 do nothing.

p/s: Aside 2 the recently divorcee undergoing a court case, you seem so bent on winning. You must hv lost so much that your self esteem is at an all time low and trying 2 win at anything or everything is laudable.

However doing it blindly is foolhardy.

Btw, I'm otw 2 hv breakfast with a very sexy young girl..

Cya people xD






Must be an expensive breakfast.
Pay a sexy call-girl to have breakfast with you.

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Must be an expensive breakfast.
Pay a sexy call-girl to have breakfast with you.



*winces -- looks away from screen -- bites tongue -- types*

Preferably a deaf call-girl. Or at least hearing impaired.
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no kidding.
I can only imagine how the poor thing is going to feel after breakfast with a Malaysian astronaut.
Let's hope she's deaf.

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Posted by SilentGhost
Malaysia ?

I actually agree !

Pure idiocy, however I must thank you for highlighting this in DPX xD

You see, where I come from, there's nothing Malaysian there, at least not the mainstream Malaysian per se.

They even talk like Klingons..

But we have Orang Utans, why don't you use that ?

Hehe





Posted by SilentGhost
Excuse me.

I'm a Malaysian and I certainly don't see call girls soliciting man at the roadside in Malaysia.

In the case of Thailand, it reminds me of Vegas.


source: https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/aries/implusive-in-relationships-4598929/?p=2#4600244

a) you're lying, then.
or
b) you're lying, now.

And if you lie, then, you are NOT to be taken seriously by anyone.


We did not use the Orangutan because he has a queer eye for the Malaysian guy and is much
too large for the Malaysian and..... he is prone to fits of disobedience.
What would happen if Orangutan began to buttfuck his space partner like a wild stud?
This happen before. Not good.

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hehehe, I think I adore you! I soooo needed that laugh.
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Posted by SilentGhost
I'm Malaysian, that's my nationality and I'm also a Sabahan; a North Borneon where wild Orang Utans do dwell.
It's like being a Hawaiin native while not exactly a feel like an American - I'm assuming this.
However that's besides the point and merely details.
You people r so interested with details.
Anyway good morning people.
Hmmm..
Many here has actually accidentally spilled out their many personality flaws..
That's much is obvious 2 those who has been observing this thread and doesn't post.
As we can see, some seek validation by being or seeking popularity or maybe some sort of solace in DPX.
All I need 2 do is just simply push the right buttons and they react most vehemently..
So much pent up anger..
Well here's my morning Scorpionic advise;
If you think that since you fall outside the formula parameters, somehow you need to nag and nag abt this and that which actually means so little 2 me - it does NOT change the fact that u r in a miserable situation.
Posting here and throwing tantrums will not make your problem go away. All it does is assuage your ego.
But that's all temporarily.
Why do you FEAR 2 try something new ? Or even TRY 2 change ?
Fear is the single most GREATEST motivator 2 do nothing.

p/s: Aside 2 the recently divorcee undergoing a court case, you seem so bent on winning. You must hv lost so much that your self esteem is at an all time low and trying 2 win at anything or everything is laudable.
However doing it blindly is foolhardy.
Btw, I'm otw 2 hv breakfast with a very sexy young girl..
Cya people xD



Well well well, look who has the spare time to lurk and stalk on so many other threads and posts and keep a detailed mental inventory of people's lives. I'd say I'm flattered but I already guessed you have some sort of fascination with a certain cancer gal who can't be resisted. Mmmm...such a lovely, tempting morsel she is! Don't worry, Tiny Hands, your virtue and virginity is safe from me. You're not my type. I wouldn't want my being taller than you to hurt your manly ego. I don't, however, have a problem with telling you that you don't know jack shit about anything no matter how smugly you'd like to think you do. It's a pity. I hate seeing a scorpio lacking the fundamentals of knowing what people think and feel and how they'll react. It's usually a gift. I guess you got the short end of the stick. Or jus
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Well well well, look who has the spare time to lurk and stalk on so many other threads and posts and keep a detailed mental inventory of people's lives. I'd say I'm flattered but I already guessed you have some sort of fascination with a certain cancer gal who can't be resisted. Mmmm...such a lovely, tempting morsel she is! Don't worry, Tiny Hands, your virtue and virginity is safe from me. You're not my type. I wouldn't want my being taller than you to hurt your manly ego. I don't, however, have a problem with telling you that you don't know jack shit about anything no matter how smugly you'd like to think you do. It's a pity. I hate seeing a scorpio lacking the fundamentals of knowing what people think and feel and how they'll react. It's usually a gift. I guess you got the short end of the stick. Or just a short stick. ~yawn~ You're so predictable.
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Seems I've accumulated a steady fan base xD

And my fans r ever so hmmm..

Demanding of my attentions ?

Btw, I already know I am so super.

Pedophile, sex crazed maniac, predator, small hands etc etc..

It's all still super.

Since I am so super..

U all hv my permission 2 call me Superman xD

p/s: Yes, she is incredibly sexy, and her butt was on the super category, the virtues of being a young thingy huh ?

Nice, round and tight...xD






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I'm pretty sure no one here has demanded your attention. If you think so then that's just a figment of your delusional imagination.

p.s. Super Tiny is more like it. "Man" doesn't even enter into the picture. Of course men with miniscule dick syndrome like little girls (or boys) with tight butts....that way they can actually feel something gripping their little finger-like appendage. It's ok, we aren't judging you for having small....hands.