Is he being sincere? (Page 3)

Thanks Siren hahaha. So who is the candidate, Siren??

Siren maybe we can be on our own show.

ok, seriously, b/c I've always wanted to find out about mine...

Take a look at this website, Southern. Follow the instructions and you'll need to know your exact birth time.

http://www.astrology.com/allaboutyou/risingsign/

Never you mind. You're better off not knowing anything more than you need to. 🙂

Yeah...let's have our own show...and use our real names too! 😛

The idea here is NOT to get caught, pookie. lol

HAHA! What's our show going to be about?

It will NOT be about our killing sprees.
The FBI doesn't read this board, do they? Shit.

Even if they did it's all heresay and not admicable in a court.

err... What killings?

Well I guess I'll see you on America's Most Wanted then.

*calling lawyer* "Yes...I have a question..just out of curiosity..I mean I'm not planning on doing this or anything...but"

What did you do? Dare I ask?

"Now I know killing is illegal but he pulled a knife on me so it's self defence. He's dead behind Starbucks still but he hasn't been found yet."

"You can only shoot someone with a knife if the blade is 6 inches or longer"

"Oh okay then I'll be right back, you want some coffee?"

"What did you do? Dare I ask?"

Nothin'

Wrong place, wrong time? *nods*

Sure let's go with that lol

Niggas was up in ma grillz so I done had ta pop a nigga like I pop bottles.

What's a "grillz"?

I don't speak ghetto. Cause I'm white like that. And you can't use the "n" word unless you're black! SHEESH!

I am black and white. Can't you see my picture? Grillz is like saying "You up in ma face?"

And I thought you were black actually but that's because you remind me of Lady_M.

I'm white as wonder bread...I just pretend I'm black on message boards.

I will say "up in my grillz" to my ghetto friend tomorrow and see what kind of response I get. 🙂

Siren you need to watch this it's so funny.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/55162

There are so many of them in this city. The white kids who live in the suburbs always pretend to be "hoodies" and I love making fun of them by talking like that. I don't know why they do it but when you make fun of them they cry inside hahaha. Lesson learned!

OMG! That was hysterical! The Rick James version of the bible? I want that version, too!

Yes, I have cousins who think they are black. I can't understand a word they say, so I just glare at them.

You're not really black until you eat chicken and smoke Newports.

I'm going to be shot in a second for saying that.

I love chicken, but I can't do menthols...of any sort. Maybe I'm half black?

guilty of STEREOTYPING! Yes, but that runs rampant around here, particularly about astological signs...lol

Well you have one of the two qualities so it's only logical that you are half black. Simple physics.

Well...this explains a lot, actually. I knew mom had a thing for the mailman....

My cousin broke up with her boyfriend a while back and it was pretty nasty and he might have said some naty things to her but I don't remember the whole story so my uncle went up to his house and spoke to the man and threatened him with these words exactly.

"You like getting your mail, huh punk?" Say another word to you and I will make sure you never see another letter again!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Are any of them single? I always wanted to be a hot mafia showgirl type. I've never danced professionally...but I have other talents. Hook me up!

WOW! That would suck...but there's always a bright side - you would never get your bills either.

You don't want to be involved in that kind of thing. The showgirl is a fun idea in theory though.

Siren, you're very entertaining. I'll have to bookmark you for next time. I can't believe you wasted 5 hours of my life. Guess what!!

I have a chicken sandwhich from Burger King. 🙂

Wasted? *finding your ISP*

Later, partner in crime. 😛

Haha. I didn't say I had to go.

Well...golly gee..don't want to waste anymore of your time. Pffft. A chicken sandwich, you say?

You can have half. You didn't really waste my time. Jesus, woman. You're more emo than me. 😛

If you eat half will you forgive me?

maaaaayyyybe.

We have totally hijacked Southern T's thread. And then you snapped at her when she asked you how to cyber-stalk. =O

I'm not angry, silly. I've dated Scorps before...it takes a hell of a lot more than that to piss me off. lol

I didn't mean to snap at Southern T, she's alright with me. I was just being sarcastic because I'm an ass.

The thing is, Siren. If you forgive me I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in your chicken.

I didn't eat it. NEENER

Yes you did. You were too pissed off to remember because of what I said.

I would never eat (roofies-saturated) food offered by a Scorpio. I wasn't born yesterday. HA!

It's so cute that you tried to trick me, though. Awwww.

Aren't I just a box of cute goodness?

Well..I wouldn't go that far..

Yes you would! I'm an entire fucking box of cuteness!

Hey what's your sign anyway?

Like you haven't looked at my profile...

I'm the best sign of all, of course.