My hot older neighbor lady chick.

I was talking to my neighbor yesterday, and it was painfully obvious that she digs me, because when I was talking to her, after a few seconds of conversation she walks up to the wall along her driveway while I'm on my porch and hangs her breasts over it, while making hand gestures that reminded me of a silly girl with a crush, though she is at least 6 years older than me. When I talk to women that catch my eye, I talk clearly, loud enough for them to hear, and rather assertive and decisively, I rarely stutter, and that seemed to have got to her. And God is she hot, nice ass, nice boobs, nice voice, nice hair and face (both a BIG turn on for me), and not to mention friendly and kind. I had a boner swelling up when she went in the house. I didn't want to bother her then because she seemed busy, not to mention she drove somewhere afterwards. Nonetheless, I can see us fooling around in the near future if you get my drift.

I figured I'd post it in this board since you scorpies are suppossed to be the sign of sex, plus I'd like your insight and input.

Don't worry man, I'll get her.

I don't want to rush too fast about it, I want to approach it tactically.

she probably thinks you're a pussy since you haven't hit that yet. give up.

Okay, so I made another move today. I went up to her porch and tried to play the sympathy (not pity, I was in pain) card. I rung her doorbell and she answered, and I held my temple and asked her for some Ibuprofen. She left to get the profen and came back, and I said "you didn't want me in your house because because you didn't want me to see your meth lab?" Then she was like "what?" Then I told her I was joking and we both chuckled and she told me it's because her daughter daughter was there (way younger than me btw). So I left and told her thanks and went in my pad. I don't know whether she was neutral or not though, I couldn't really tell.

I then realized something though, she looked a bit older up close than at a distance, more like mid thirties to forties, and may wear a wig (Jesus I hope not), but yet again it may have been the doo-rag she was wearing that concealed her hair. Please God let her have hair! I don't want to lose interest!

hahahahahahaha oh snap.. classic

Good or crappy move? I didn't have a headache though, I faked it. 😉

depends on how well you played the headache bit, i guess. personally, i think a more casual attitude instead of the pushy, assertive one is going to get you where you want to be... you're neighbors, after all, and she has a family. she may like being in a position of the more powerful aggressor as well. but who knows, i don't know this lady.

oh, i'm not a scorpio either, i just like throwing my 2 cents in when i can.

I'm not pushy, I just speak clearly homes.

LOL

I swear she looked younger at 20-30 feet than she did up close.

** She's sexy, and she can probably 'teach' u a thing or 2

In the words of my beloved roommate who is constantly approached by stupid younger guys who want her to teach them stuff ... what's in it for her?

I doubt she has any interest in you.

Message posted by: little_sparrow on 11/8/2006 1:43:32 PM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.126
"** She's sexy, and she can probably 'teach' u a thing or 2

In the words of my beloved roommate who is constantly approached by stupid younger guys who want her to teach them stuff ... what's in it for her?

I doubt she has any interest in you."

I'm not stupid though, and if she doesn't dig me, I won't be upset about it at all.

What the hell TD&A. Thing is it doesn't matter what her age is. If you dig her, go and get her. I've been there and done that. It was and is great.

Message posted by: kunoichi on 11/8/2006 6:35:16 PM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.60
"I'm not stupid though, and if she doesn't dig me, I won't be upset about it at all."

"you shouldnt be...theres always granny porn."

Dude, low blow. She ain't a granny foo. She's not so old as to be disgusting to pursue.

Message posted by: sensualscorpion on 11/8/2006 8:39:35 PM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.119
"What the hell TD&A. Thing is it doesn't matter what her age is. If you dig her, go and get her. I've been there and done that. It was and is great."

I know that. It's the possibility of her wearing a wig that irks me. My friend doubts she wears one though, and he's seen her before.

I forgot to say that I was kidding after the low blow part.