Revenge................

...........is a dish best served cold.

i LOVE that expression. anyone got any good revenge stories?

the funniest i heard was a woman who had been cheated on and had left her man. when he was away on business, she went back to the apartment and planted mustard and cress seeds all over the lounge carpet. when he returned, there was a sea of green shoots welcoming him.

simple. non violent. ecologically sound. a completely green 'fuck you!'

LMFAO pp

It will be even funnier if what she heard was a rumored-lie, and he never spoke to others regarding sex life with her ...

If a person jumps the gun and immediately REACTS based on a rumor, in which you haven't found out if it's valid or not .... is it really justice?

Maybe there were people there who knew you would just emotionally react without attempting to find truth and told you that so you would do something so they could get a laugh at the expense of your dignity.




Now that ^^^^^^^ would be funny.

Satori, when people are a loose cannon like that and just ready to fuck somebody up .... other people who know this, and it's easy to know this, create situations to make this loose-cannon person react so they can laugh.


Hope you realize that 🙂

Why doesn't she stand up for herself?

If she is attracting these types, and doesn't want to run them off, Satori .. then maybe they aren't no-gooders at all, rather, what she wants.

For an act of revenge to be good .. it has to be calculated.

For it to just be a response because of being pissed off in the moment ... is just reacting to uncontrolled emotions.

Revenge Story ...



I knew a guy once who had a Mercedes ..... here is his tale.


He was scanning the newspaper looking for a used car, and voila .... a Mercedes for fifty bucks. This cannot be, he thought, but, called.

Yes, fifty dollars the woman said.

When he went to go pick up the car, she told him ....... my husband ran off with another woman, that dirty bastard called me and told me they needed money to sell all his stuff and send him his money.


Do you need a reciept, sir?

Best revenge for me is walking away with no words said.

This way I won't have to do any damage and everyone walks away with all their limbs 🙂

Perhaps, but, then he could have gotten her at divorce court ... she wanted that reciept for fifty bucks.


It was awesome, the car was only a couple years old and in perfect condition, well worth 50 grand .... meanwhile, his sorry ass is sitting in a hotel, where ever it was that they ran off to, waiting to have thousands and thousands of dollars sent to him to pay for him and his squeezes indecent escapade. He had bucks, if he owned, outright, a Mercedes, so, certainly, where ever they were was an expensive get-away.


Flies on walls are lucky bastards ... they get all the fun.

"the sex part of the story was the sweetest thing he said..."


What does that ^^^^ mean?

I meant ... why was that the sweetest?

So, if it wasn't true, then what exactly did you feel like you were defending?



If he did this when there were other guys around and so he lingered in your room for this purpose ... then why even care about your reputation to a bunch of dickhead guys anyway ...... I mean seriously, what? You were trying to defend your rep to a bunch of losers?



lol ... dignity, try it.



Even at this so-called gathering of friends to where he was spreading this garbage ... for the fact that you reacted, didn't prove anything to anybody except for them to believe what he was saying was the truth, or partially ..... because it compelled you to defend yourself against your own goddamn friends, to make suggestion that they would believe him over you, their actual friend.




lol

Irish, you are missing the point.




The revenge part was to sell it for 50 bucks, when it was worth 50 thousand.



::: sighs :::




Eden .... my point was though ... you did this to save face to a bunch of losers = his friends.

So, it wasn't protecting anything, it was just for fun on your part ... because you were trying to impress the losers.



::: sighs :::


People really don't Jesus .. I fully agree with you.

::: shakes head :::



This is what happens when you try to have an attitude with me, Irish, based off of you just wanting to prove me wrong because of your attitude with me.

Everytime you do it, you make a fool of yourself.

Stop it 🙂 .. it does nothing to harm me, but, makes you look stupid.



The point of her selling the car wasn't for the money ... they owned mansions, Mercedes, Irish ..... she HAS LOTS OF MONEY, Irish. That's WHY they could own a Mercedes outright, without having a car payment on it because there was no lien.

They could buy a car that expensive, outright.


Hello —??


He leaves with a squeeze .. gets as far as he does with spending what cash he has, exhausting his credit cards that his wife makes sure she isn't paying ... until the day comes that he is in need of cash .. wife is waiting for this day.


Wife is sitting in mansion, eating bons-bons ...... she is rich.





Please take the butt-plug out of your brain ... thank you.

Your not agreeing, nor disagreeing with me, Irish .. because I haven't voiced an opinion for another person to agree or disagree .... I told you a story of what happened to a friend, and you cannot see the logic in why this lady did what she did.


And also, this lady didn't voice an opinion for you to either agree with or disagree with.




Again ..... please take the butt-plug out of your brain .. thanks.

nihilist: LMAO!!! i'm not entirely sure i would have the same approach but that was good 🙂

i can't say i've ever taken revenge on anyone. no-one has really pissed me off so much that it was worth it.

my anger scares me so much that i have to just withdraw from a situation or person so that i don't lose the plot and turn psycho. after a period of ignoring the person, i can't be arsed with the whole thing any more.

scorpionlady: that is a classy revenge tactic from a classy lady 🙂

i trust the glue was non-toxic—? LOL!!!

irish: p-angel had an outburst— that's rare LOL!!!

Revenge really isn't a laughing matter to me. If I'm seeking revenge someone has hurt me badly. That's never a good feeling. Yes, I've sought out "justice" as I call it but I'd rather have had to never go there. In an odd sense it makes me feel as though I'm gaining control back but outta control at the same time. Someone has meddled with my feelings and they are the ones pulling the strings. I hate that 😢

I've taken a ball bat to an ex's truck before (before Carrie Underwood's song). It was one of my more out of control rage moments. I busted out all the windows and lights. He tried to stop me and I hit him in the arm with the bat. Why? He lied to me. The bat was there, the truck, I struck.

I've also outted a cheating ex to the girl he was cheating on me with. Dumb bimbo chose to believe that I was just a crazy ex even though I had text messages to prove it right in front of her face. She thought I somehow just made them up on my own. At that point I figured she was dumb enough to deserve the crap he was going to put her through.

To be honest I've been really struggling lately with not seeking revenge on the Virgo girl that was giving me so much shit. She still won't let it go but she isn't allowed to contact me personally (it got so out of hand I had to go to the freaking cops). I have SO much dirt on her. I know one little slip of how she cheated on her husband and it'll start a big war between them. He already suspects and accuses her all the time but I have the proof. She left quite a messy trail so if I were to point him in the right direction he'd find out so much stuff I bet he'd leave her for good.
BUT... I'm really trying to learn from this. I'm choosing to bite my tounge and let it go. She'll hang herself in the end and I won't be there for her to blame it on. She won't have anyone to herself. So this is kinda new to me. It's hard but I'm really trying to take the higher road. It'll come her way one day. That's good enough for me....... for now.

Just an observation here, but notice how its exclusively female posters that are replying? (with the confident exception of PrinceP)


Guess my point is dudes dont give a shit about stuff like revenge

At worst, we Virgo-males harbor barely a scintilla of shame from failing at something near to our hearts.

But speaking in general, what guy really cares about love-gone-wrong? Its not like our fellow bros take any stock in what a scorned lover spews forth about us. Sticks and stones....

My ex-husband's boss was cheating with one of the employees. Well the wife came to his work place caused a public scene, and than proceeded to bash her car into her husband's mistress' parked car over and over again. Not just once but several times. I would love to see the insurance claim on this one. Needless to say ......the husband went to his house to find all his crap on the front lawn.

PD

Roxi

"my anger scares me so much that i have to just withdraw from a situation or person so that i don't lose the plot and turn psycho. after a period of ignoring the person, i can't be arsed with the whole thing any more."

I feel the same way, if I don't walk away from people that pisses me off, my mind goes into "how can I fuck them up so bad, that they never forget me for the rest of their life"


"scorpionlady: that is a classy revenge tactic from a classy lady "

🙂Thanks Rox, you are just as classy in your own scropio way and that is what I love about you. 🙂

tollbooth: pp is gay! 🙂

i guess revenge is mostly a woman's domain. 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned' and all that.

Roxi: "tollbooth, pp is gay!"


I was aware of that, so thats why I wrote that he came across confidently.

And yes, revenge is a feminine trait.

Guys like to just "get even", which is different from getting revenge.

I really don't give a stuff about revenge any longer..Too much energy is wasted on this needless act..Silence is the best form of revenge..cutting them off completely. Let karma do it's thing. However if someone is constantly pissing you off and in your face..then just slap them. Hard....and several times...heck make them black and blue in the face.

Physical, physical....let's get physical...nothing more satisfying than punching the living daylights out of someone and knocking them clean..

what is the difference between getting even and getting revenge??



damn! did everyone apart from me know that pp was gay?? 😢 i am sooo slooooooow on the uptake sometimes.

Roxy!!!..lol..he couldn't be anymore gay if he tried...

The world needs more straight guys...come on!!..theres a shortage as it is...You just go ahead and deprive all the ladies PP why won't you!!..jeez..

Well you are too young for me anyway...so if I can't have you nobody can so continue on the gay thang..lol

PP: even a blind, deaf and retarded person would know lol.

that's IT!!!! i'm blind, deaf and retarded LOL 🙂