Scorpios are like dogs...

Like a Dog...they stare at you when they really want to tell you something. they sit there seething, looking into your eyes, calmly and nervously all at once, but they don't speak (not that you would understand their language anyway, but oh do they want you to understand what their barking and whining means). when they do something bad, they usually know that they're doing something bad, but the negative atention is worth it. it is attention after all. they love to play fetch, but only if you're really into it. you have to act like it is the most exciting thing to happen to you all day, for him to retrieve something for you. they are possessive of their possessions, but generous if you put up a fight, once again, only if you act like you really mean it. they love to be pampered, but only when the time is fit for them. since they can't tell you what mood they're in, it's your job to guess and hope for the best. otherwise, they won't leave you alone until they are blissfully satisfied with the affections you've presented them. they just want to run and play and chew on things. they love sniffing around for something new and being independent...always discovering things, sometimes leaping before they look, again getting themselves in trouble. it only takes a few sniffs to know if someone is proper for mating. with everybody they meet, they get right to the point and test all the appropriate areas for compatibility (sometimes no matter) and start going at it. they get right to the point when it comes to sex. and they're not shy about it. they love attention and they get fussy when there are people in the room that are paying them no mind. they love running with their own "pack" and are distressed when someone else confronts the pack. they will do anything to protect the pack, possessive once again. they lick to show their love and to satiate their hedonistic tendencies, they are gluttons for anything that stimulates the senses. they make the best companions, but do more receiving than giving, but they never leave your side, especially when they sense that you are feeling down. they come to you reluctantly when they've done wrong or they just don't feel like it. they much rather be doing something fun or mischievous. they don't respond well to vicious requests, being calm and commanding works best. they love to run and pull your chain when let loose. they love the comfort of home but long to exercise their bodies to exhaustion.

they love food they're not supposed to have and they like to be alone when they are sad. but still, they are man's best friend. they are lovable, frustrating creatures who like to be petted, and can provide the best reassurance with their presence.

i tried to keep it "light"
but feel free to add. we all know they can be straight up biotches sometimes.

oh! so that's why i'm such a ____________.

thanks for pointing that out. i had no idea.

"Woof Woof"

dogs are universally loved.
dogs obey.
dogs need authority & hierarchy.
dogs cannot be alone.

This Dog's Clean and Well Groomed with Impeccable Manners :-)

haha!

how can you insult thepoor dogs like that?
you such mean person🙂

flipflop....TMI!!!!

if my scorp would be like those pupps above i'd forgive him anything. pls don't compare dogs to humans. dogs are sooooooo much better!!!!!! 😉

DOG reversed equals GOD...

Yeah, that about sums it up.

aaaaawwwwww puppies! wanna shqueeeeeeeeeeeeze em!

Great discription of the scorp male. I guess some is true for the scorp female. We can be similar only in some ways.

i see we all agree in one thing....plz do not insult the dogs by comparing them to scorps...

hands up who agrees🙂

and flipflop...nahhhhhhh i can handle more than that😉

i was just noticing similarities, that's all. i was talking about male scorps. i think out of all the signs, there is a big gap between the genders with scorpios. i know plenty of them to know. *sigh*

the female of the species are way less serious and much more fun. fun. fun. fun....

God...is it possible that no one talks during the day here!!!!!!

i'll talk. i forgot to mention that when they attack, there is nothing you can do to stop them.

The best description i've read to date...lol...

lol well i agree with it to a certain point...cause seriously...a dog you can teach how to baheave.,...a scorp....well they are just themselves...cruel and cold!

::gasps::

whatever do u mean?!? lol