@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo
Netflix & Chill Party
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Posted by rekt
netflix and chill usually involves someone putting out... so is starwars laying down the D?
I cannot confirm or deny that we are running late with decorations because we cannot find condoms in starwars' size.
Posted by rekt
netflix and chill usually involves someone putting out... so is starwars laying down the D?
She is!
😛
Posted by Damnata
Has another Valentine's Day come and passed without that special someone?Are you a Libra Moon and tired of the long walk home after another hook up that didn't turn into relationship? Do you have Aries placements and keep on failing Anger Management classes because there's no chill to be found anywhere? Do you have Taurus and Cancer in your chart and all you want is to cuddle but cannot find someone enjoying this activity with you? Tired of subpar sex with people who have shitty taste in television compared to your fantastic taste (seriously hard to find Black Mirror fans anywhere smdh)? Do you Brought to you by two Virgos (because we cannot grasp sexual innuendo so we read the concept literally), you are all invited to the Netflix & Chill party on this board. Low pressure as your standards in dating, you only have to roll by our place in your PJs and we will take care of the rest for a friendly afternoon/evening filled with food, laughter and entertainment.
^You don't have to be alone and stuck in existential dread anymore. Now you can be stuck in existential dread with company!
Join us!
Lol
Posted by Damnata
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oh and i sit next to starwars! ? or lay on... you know... whatever happens... ?
@starwars here you go boo! ?
Absolutely hilarious!
I thought starwars was CEO of Napflix.
Posted by Sleepless
Meh I can't get excited for a repeat thread
Instant replay, you got to have it!
Posted by AbbyNormal
oh and i sit next to starwars! ? or lay on... you know... whatever happens... ?
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all these characters make my head hurt, but I suppose it's another part of the shitty game?
but no way I'm reading all that
Posted by hydorah
all these characters make my head hurt, but I suppose it's another part of the shitty game?but no way I'm reading all that
there's enough booze to entertain your edgy wannabe pisces self
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Posted by rekt
@Damnata @starwars where's the music? been waiting for a while now. 😛
Starwars is having performance anxiety because she misplaced her viagra pills.
I'd rather rub shards of glass into my eyes then jump into a vat of sulfuric acid.
That's officially my opinion to any dxp hangout thread.
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
@SoulCome hangout over here instead
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/travel/party-with-us-in-morocco--7901577/
Lol. Americans and passports and *insert random city*.
Now that you have made yourselves comfortable in either room of our luscious netflix themed apartment...
....feel free to draw a lottery ticket from the bowls placed in front of you.
Just a couple of snacks to tease your appetite...besides you don't need a heavy stomach with the cardio activities later.
Or go the full taste experience and indulge in our lovely aqua mars hostesses:
Because even Kanye West is here and in it literally.
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Has another Valentine's Day come and passed without that special someone?
Are you a Libra Moon and tired of the long walk home after another hook up that didn't turn into relationship? Do you have Aries placements and keep on failing Anger Management classes because there's no chill to be found anywhere? Do you have Taurus and Cancer in your chart and all you want is to cuddle but cannot find someone enjoying this activity with you? Tired of subpar sex with people who have shitty taste in television compared to your fantastic taste (seriously hard to find Black Mirror fans anywhere smdh)? Do you Brought to you by two Virgos (because we cannot grasp sexual innuendo so we read the concept literally), you are all invited to the Netflix & Chill party on this board. Low pressure as your standards in dating, you only have to roll by our place in your PJs and we will take care of the rest for a friendly afternoon/evening filled with food, laughter and entertainment.
^You don't have to be alone and stuck in existential dread anymore. Now you can be stuck in existential dread with company!
Join us!