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And i'm not sure if or what i should do about it.

it's been plaguing me my entire life, and i'm getting sick of it, but I can't help it.

It's like I'm meant to be a huge fucking ass hole.

I'm nice when i first meet you, and then i slowly evolve into this jerky man-child.

the typical proactive/aggressive women I do attempt to get close to, I usually wind up telling them shit that pisses them off.

i have been chased around the room with a carving knife before.

no lie, no exaggeration.

like "oh shit, I better get the fuck out of here"

i don't know why i do it, i think i just like to stir the pot.

and if a nice women does try to enter my life unwittingly, i usually just talk shit and hope they don't cry.

i'm too old to really start to give a fuck anymore, but it's getting fucking sad to be honest.

i typically wind up with one night stands because the women i do like, i tend to piss the fuck off.

are there any tips or tricks I can use to fool a woman long enough to marry me?? and then when they realize i'm really just a gigantic ass hole, she would be like "well, it's too late now, we're fuckin' married."

what kinds of things should i be flaunting? what kinds of things should I be hiding?

should i accidentally drop a couple of fake bank account statements by accident and be like "Oh! oops, look at that, my bank account is so heavy, it just dropped right there."

or maybe strap a giant dildo to the inside of my leg or something.

i'm beginning to doubt there are any women out there i am attracted to that have realistic expectations.
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Posted by Ixi

Therapy is a good start. Specifically in this case Cognitive Behavioral Therapy in which your therapist using a scientific methodology helps you to challenge and change unhelpful cognitive (thinking) distortions and behaviors, improving emotional regulation (ability to hold your shit together with some grace and class), and the development of personal coping strategies (Learn and develop the skill on how to deal with your "dark" side).

If you're not ready to take that leap then self-education is a decent starting point as well.

Attachment Theory, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Codependency, And Healthful Communication are the data points I would focus on first.


I'll get right on that šŸ˜‰ *WINK*
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Posted by twinkletoes
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This sounds like a problem that needs to be helped professionally.

it really doesn't.

I need to be a dickhead. and the rest of the world needs to toughen the fuck up and suck it the fuck up.
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Like your 2nd post read. You should keep your mouth shut. But you can still tell them that you're interesting just don't be a dickhead about it. You sound like you have Taurus Venus. Not a shy cancer one like I have I know that much.
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Get some therapy

i don't think i need therapy... i need like drugs or something. or i need people around me to be less demanding i think...
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Yes definitely I agree, as if you haven't been fucking your life up enough without drugs, might as well start throwing that in as the icing on the cake. You truly have nothing else to lose.
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This sounds like a problem that needs to be helped professionally.

it really doesn't.

I need to be a dickhead. and the rest of the world needs to toughen the fuck up and suck it the fuck up.

That is how teenagers think....

Can you put your chart up?
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The op might be like me who likes to stay confidential which I wouldn't blame him if that's the case. Sometimes I regret ever posting my chart here knowing full well there's that creep dazed (your fellow scorpion) will save everybody's stuff to his hard drive and creates false threads on them. He and all the rest of my haters saves everything I posts. I don't feel comfy here nor safe.
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Their casting for 90 day fiancĆ©. Perhaps there’s a woman out there in need of a citizenship that will marry you and put up with your bs... you’ll have 3 years guaranteed.

Lol.The dude sounds like a loser. I don't think a woman wanting citizenship could deal with his major deficiencies.
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Depends how desperate they are to flee their current situation. Worth a shot šŸ˜†
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I look at you; I don’t see an intelligent, confident man; I see a coqy, scared sheetless poster. But you’re a dickhead, Twinkletoes. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of your arsehole. You’re a dickhead right? Do you think I’d know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read your thread? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don’t give a sheet about all that, because you know what? I can’t learn anything from you I can’t read in some treetrunkin’ thread. Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. And I’m fascinated. I’m in. But you don’t wanna do that, do you, sport? You’re terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

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I also see a frightened person who uses ā€œbeing an assholeā€ as a defense mechanism. It is much more comfortable for you to express anger than sadness. It makes you feel safer and more in control of your emotions.

I learned this in counseling myself tbh

I have a hard time being vulnerable as well and like to appear like I have my shit together at all times.

It’s something you need to recognize about yourself so you stop doing it. It’s ok to say you’re scared of having your feelings hurt. It’s also ok to have your feelings hurt. You won’t die.
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Their casting for 90 day fiancĆ©. Perhaps there’s a woman out there in need of a citizenship that will marry you and put up with your bs... you’ll have 3 years guaranteed.

Lol.The dude sounds like a loser. I don't think a woman wanting citizenship could deal with his major deficiencies.

Depends how desperate they are to flee their current situation. Worth a shot šŸ˜†
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Hard to imagine being tied to a mate like that for 3 yrs but hey I guess grass can actually be greener. šŸ¤”
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Their casting for 90 day fiancĆ©. Perhaps there’s a woman out there in need of a citizenship that will marry you and put up with your bs... you’ll have 3 years guaranteed.

Lol.The dude sounds like a loser. I don't think a woman wanting citizenship could deal with his major deficiencies.

Depends how desperate they are to flee their current situation. Worth a shot šŸ˜†

Hard to imagine being tied to a mate like that for 3 yrs but hey I guess grass can actually be greener. šŸ¤”
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3 years until the citizenship is officially hers then she’s free to pursue other options with her alimony monies. Or maybe it’ll be true love and she’ll stick it out šŸ˜‚šŸ’€
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This sounds like a problem that needs to be helped professionally.

it really doesn't.

I need to be a dickhead. and the rest of the world needs to toughen the fuck up and suck it the fuck up.

That is how teenagers think....

Can you put your chart up?

The op might be like me who likes to stay confidential which I wouldn't blame him if that's the case. Sometimes I regret ever posting my chart here knowing full well there's that creep dazed (your fellow scorpion) will save everybody's stuff to his hard drive and creates false threads on them. He and all the rest of my haters saves everything I posts. I don't feel comfy here nor safe.
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Yes I get that

I’m guessing he has Aries moon or mars maybe?
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Posted by twinkletoes
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This sounds like a problem that needs to be helped professionally.

it really doesn't.

I need to be a dickhead. and the rest of the world needs to toughen the fuck up and suck it the fuck up.

That is how teenagers think....

Can you put your chart up?

The op might be like me who likes to stay confidential which I wouldn't blame him if that's the case. Sometimes I regret ever posting my chart here knowing full well there's that creep dazed (your fellow scorpion) will save everybody's stuff to his hard drive and creates false threads on them. He and all the rest of my haters saves everything I posts. I don't feel comfy here nor safe.

Yes I get that

I’m guessing he has Aries moon or mars maybe?
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Yeah he do strike me as an Aries moon and Mars. Not or but and. Both. Aries do have that fiery temper which he gotšŸ˜† I glad I ain got no Aries in none of my personal planets. I would've been in jail by now. I do like to know what his sun sign is at least. I don't even know that.
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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

This sounds like a problem that needs to be helped professionally.

it really doesn't.

I need to be a dickhead. and the rest of the world needs to toughen the fuck up and suck it the fuck up.

That is how teenagers think....

Can you put your chart up?

The op might be like me who likes to stay confidential which I wouldn't blame him if that's the case. Sometimes I regret ever posting my chart here knowing full well there's that creep dazed (your fellow scorpion) will save everybody's stuff to his hard drive and creates false threads on them. He and all the rest of my haters saves everything I posts. I don't feel comfy here nor safe.

Yes I get that



I’m guessing he has Aries moon or mars maybe?

Yeah he do strike me as an Aries moon and Mars. Not or but and. Both. Aries do have that fiery temper which he gotšŸ˜† I glad I ain got no Aries in none of my personal planets. I would've been in jail by now. I do like to know what his sun sign is at least. I don't even know that.
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I vote Aries moon! šŸ˜€

My Aries rising knows how to break up fights...I’ve jumped straight in at times and spoke out when others didn’t lol
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You just need to find a woman who is a bigger ass hole then you are.

It's like my sisters pet parakeet she had as a child. This bird killed like a bunch of males cause she was such a bitch and would beat the males up..got to the point we got one of those fake birds and she would beat that thing up too....then one day I got my own parakeet and he fought her back....didnt take her shit.....she fell in love and the two were inseparable until my babyboy died....she died a month later from a broken heart.
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This sounds like a problem that needs to be helped professionally.

it really doesn't.

I need to be a dickhead. and the rest of the world needs to toughen the fuck up and suck it the fuck up.

That is how teenagers think....

Can you put your chart up?

The op might be like me who likes to stay confidential which I wouldn't blame him if that's the case. Sometimes I regret ever posting my chart here knowing full well there's that creep dazed (your fellow scorpion) will save everybody's stuff to his hard drive and creates false threads on them. He and all the rest of my haters saves everything I posts. I don't feel comfy here nor safe.

Yes I get that



I’m guessing he has Aries moon or mars maybe?

Yeah he do strike me as an Aries moon and Mars. Not or but and. Both. Aries do have that fiery temper which he gotšŸ˜† I glad I ain got no Aries in none of my personal planets. I would've been in jail by now. I do like to know what his sun sign is at least. I don't even know that.

I vote Aries moon! šŸ˜€

My Aries rising knows how to break up fights...I’ve jumped straight in at times and spoke out when others didn’t lol
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I couldn't never handle situations like that in a professional manner had I had an Aries rising. Cancer Mars and tons of squares is already bad enough on its own that makes you feel like going on a murder spree. Thankfully I have too much air in me to learn to walk away and ignore and move on about my business.
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I look at you; I don’t see an intelligent, confident man; I see a coqy, scared sheetless poster. But you’re a dickhead, Twinkletoes. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of your arsehole. You’re a dickhead right? Do you think I’d know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read your thread? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don’t give a sheet about all that, because you know what? I can’t learn anything from you I can’t read in some treetrunkin’ thread. Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. And I’m fascinated. I’m in. But you don’t wanna do that, do you, sport? You’re terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

This

I also see a frightened person who uses ā€œbeing an assholeā€ as a defense mechanism. It is much more comfortable for you to express anger than sadness. It makes you feel safer and more in control of your emotions.

I learned this in counseling myself tbh

I have a hard time being vulnerable as well and like to appear like I have my shit together at all times.

It’s something you need to recognize about yourself so you stop doing it. It’s ok to say you’re scared of having your feelings hurt. It’s also ok to have your feelings hurt. You won’t die.

He’s quoting a movie.
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I know, he’s very into that lately

But it’s still true
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I look at you; I don’t see an intelligent, confident man; I see a coqy, scared sheetless poster. But you’re a dickhead, Twinkletoes. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of your arsehole. You’re a dickhead right? Do you think I’d know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read your thread? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don’t give a sheet about all that, because you know what? I can’t learn anything from you I can’t read in some treetrunkin’ thread. Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. And I’m fascinated. I’m in. But you don’t wanna do that, do you, sport? You’re terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

This

I also see a frightened person who uses ā€œbeing an assholeā€ as a defense mechanism. It is much more comfortable for you to express anger than sadness. It makes you feel safer and more in control of your emotions.

I learned this in counseling myself tbh

I have a hard time being vulnerable as well and like to appear like I have my shit together at all times.

It’s something you need to recognize about yourself so you stop doing it. It’s ok to say you’re scared of having your feelings hurt. It’s also ok to have your feelings hurt. You won’t die.

He’s quoting a movie.

I know, he’s very into that lately

But it’s still true

Everyone on DXP just needs a hug from a hairy armed man of wisdom and be told...

It’s not your fault...
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*sigh* So many settling for a hug from a hairy armed cat lady
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Just get yourself a love crusader aka saviour syndrome women who needs someone they see as broken to feed their own ego.

The mutual exploitatin will either resolve itself in absolute harmony and balance or might motivate both sides enough to think about improving one or two things.

Or it ends somewhere in between where it's weirdly stable and thus like the majority of normal relationships.

Annnnnnd this is how people end up dead.

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THIS IS THE KIND OF RELATIONSHIP I NEED.
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You just need to find a woman who is a bigger ass hole then you are.

It's like my sisters pet parakeet she had as a child. This bird killed like a bunch of males cause she was such a bitch and would beat the males up..got to the point we got one of those fake birds and she would beat that thing up too....then one day I got my own parakeet and he fought her back....didnt take her shit.....she fell in love and the two were inseparable until my babyboy died....she died a month later from a broken heart.


this sounds lovely too. i need to find a mean parakeet killer bitch and fuck it up
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This sounds like a problem that needs to be helped professionally.

it really doesn't.

I need to be a dickhead. and the rest of the world needs to toughen the fuck up and suck it the fuck up.

That is how teenagers think....

Can you put your chart up?

The op might be like me who likes to stay confidential which I wouldn't blame him if that's the case. Sometimes I regret ever posting my chart here knowing full well there's that creep dazed (your fellow scorpion) will save everybody's stuff to his hard drive and creates false threads on them. He and all the rest of my haters saves everything I posts. I don't feel comfy here nor safe.

Yes I get that

I’m guessing he has Aries moon or mars maybe?

Yeah he do strike me as an Aries moon and Mars. Not or but and. Both. Aries do have that fiery temper which he gotšŸ˜† I glad I ain got no Aries in none of my personal planets. I would've been in jail by now. I do like to know what his sun sign is at least. I don't even know that.
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aries moon, sag rising

it's taurus.

i'm not posting my entire chart, but i will post those.
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This sounds like a problem that needs to be helped professionally.

it really doesn't.

I need to be a dickhead. and the rest of the world needs to toughen the fuck up and suck it the fuck up.

That is how teenagers think....

Can you put your chart up?

The op might be like me who likes to stay confidential which I wouldn't blame him if that's the case. Sometimes I regret ever posting my chart here knowing full well there's that creep dazed (your fellow scorpion) will save everybody's stuff to his hard drive and creates false threads on them. He and all the rest of my haters saves everything I posts. I don't feel comfy here nor safe.

Yes I get that

I’m guessing he has Aries moon or mars maybe?

Yeah he do strike me as an Aries moon and Mars. Not or but and. Both. Aries do have that fiery temper which he gotšŸ˜† I glad I ain got no Aries in none of my personal planets. I would've been in jail by now. I do like to know what his sun sign is at least. I don't even know that.

aries moon, sag rising

it's taurus.

i'm not posting my entire chart, but i will post those.

All the worst parts lol
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*WINKY TINKY*

you should see what happens if i answer the phone and you don't get to the point right away.

#Total.Fucking.Dick.Head.
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I'm proud of you for admitting you have a problem. However, you're not attracted to women who don't dish it back at you which means you dish it but cant take it. So theres no hope for you. I'm sorry. Goodbye.


never said i'm not attracted to women who don't dish it back at me.

in fact that does indeed turn me on.

but i have not yet seen where someone can dish it out one minute and be in tears laughing the next without feeling crazy.

so the next time you want to make ASS-umptions, you can just picture MY ASS as i am walking away.

#DIVAOUT.
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And i'm not sure if or what i should do about it.

it's been plaguing me my entire life, and i'm getting sick of it, but I can't help it.

It's like I'm meant to be a huge fucking ass hole.

I'm nice when i first meet you, and then i slowly evolve into this jerky man-child.

the typical proactive/aggressive women I do attempt to get close to, I usually wind up telling them shit that pisses them off.

i have been chased around the room with a carving knife before.

no lie, no exaggeration.

like "oh shit, I better get the fuck out of here"

i don't know why i do it, i think i just like to stir the pot.

and if a nice women does try to enter my life unwittingly, i usually just talk shit and hope they don't cry.

i'm too old to really start to give a fuck anymore, but it's getting fucking sad to be honest.

i typically wind up with one night stands because the women i do like, i tend to piss the fuck off.

are there any tips or tricks I can use to fool a woman long enough to marry me?? and then when they realize i'm really just a gigantic ass hole, she would be like "well, it's too late now, we're fuckin' married."

what kinds of things should i be flaunting? what kinds of things should I be hiding?

should i accidentally drop a couple of fake bank account statements by accident and be like "Oh! oops, look at that, my bank account is so heavy, it just dropped right there."

or maybe strap a giant dildo to the inside of my leg or something.

i'm beginning to doubt there are any women out there i am attracted to that have realistic expectations.


Well, sounds like you just like to pick on women and make them agitated.

I say, you just need a foot really deep in your ass, you can taste the store it was bought from.

You only just need to be punched in the face more times than it took you to write this post. That's all.

I don't know what gets into you either, how you slowly morph into this "jerky-manchild".... im just ugh, so amazed at the gloat you display.



I wonder what DXPNET can do to help you, man... I think you may need to delete your account and talk to a doctor instead. Try to the right medicine, because it has to be mental if you are an adult.

I just don't understand why a guy is proud of turning women off? You almost take pride in women hating you.

All I can say is, one day the right woman will be around and the right men will be in line with the situation, and you will have that footlocker taste for a week.
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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

This sounds like a problem that needs to be helped professionally.

it really doesn't.

I need to be a dickhead. and the rest of the world needs to toughen the fuck up and suck it the fuck up.
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Aha.... This is what the fuck is wrong with people. This is true retardation and lack of self awareness.

People like this are the ones who don't like to smoke weed, because the world become to real for them once they are high. It takes them out of their crazy room, soft box, bubble space.

I bet you hate weed.

You think you're the only one who thinks like this?

You think you are an original jerk? The biggest asshole of all asses?

Do you think you are the only guy that wakes up in the morning and says "I need to be an asshole"?

There are bigger assholes than just you, dude.

You just have not met your match yet.

You are not a special kind of jerk, or THEE asshole the world has been waiting for.

We have Gordon Ramsey. We don't want you.

Get off that horse you so badly want to ride. You aren't tall enough to be that high.

Just die alone. No woman is going to deal with it.

Like.... Why should they? Are you compromsing for your assholeness/bitchassness?



Do you have a house?

Do you have more than one car?

Do you have a trade/certificate/degree you can fall back on?

Are you able to financially set a woman free? If she lost her job, could you hold it down alone?

If not, then you worried about the wrong shit and need to get all the way the fuck out of there with this bullshit post and talking like you the best asshole the world has to offer.

Want a cookie?

Nobody has to take shit from you.
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This sounds like a problem that needs to be helped professionally.

it really doesn't.

I need to be a dickhead. and the rest of the world needs to toughen the fuck up and suck it the fuck up.

Aha.... This is what the fuck is wrong with people. This is true retardation and lack of self awareness.

People like this are the ones who don't like to smoke weed, because the world become to real for them once they are high. It takes them out of their crazy room, soft box, bubble space.

I bet you hate weed.

You think you're the only one whole thinks like this?

You think you are an original jerk? The biggest asshole of all asses?

Do you think you are the only guy that wakes up in the morning and say "I need to be an asshole"?

There are bigger assholes than just you, dude.

You just have not met your match yet.

You are not a special kind of jerk, or THEE asshole the world has been waiting for.

We have Gordon Ramsey. We don't want you.

Stop off that horse you so badly want to ride. You aren't the tall enough to be that high.

Just die alone. No woman is going to deal with it.

Like.... Why should they? Are you composting for your assholeness/bitchassness?



Do you have a house?

Do you have more than one car?

Do you have a trade/certificate/degree you can fall back on?

Are you able to financially set a woman free? If she lost her job, could you hold it down alone?

If not, then you worried about the wrong shit and need to get all the way the fuck out of there with this bullshit post and talking like you the best asshole the world has to offer.

Want a cookie?
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Here we fucking go again.

No I'm not able to set a woman free, financially or otherwise. I'm unemployed and live in a dysfuckingfunctional halfway house. but i like to pretend i'm a fucking tough gangsta and go on the internet preaching about how fucking tough my life is and how everyone else is less than me. OH and I'm God's gift to the fucking world. Don't forget about that part.

And for the record, what kind of bitch ass makes a status update about another user in a way that can't even be directly addressed.
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Posted by Victorious

Not everyone should find a partner to pass on their genes you know. Maybe you're meant to die alone.

Think about it like this, if you aren't capable of controlling yourself with a woman how the fuck are you going to be around children?

Abusive.


First of all I never said anything about passing along genes.

Sex is one thing, kids are another.

Secondly, i've seen plenty of idiots with kids out there. there are idiots everywhere in fact, i'm pretty sure about 100% of you will agree with me.

Thirdly, who said I can't control myself with a woman. Is it possible that maybe i'm just fucking tired of keeping my loud mouth shut because the naturally fastest thing that exits it is shit talk?

Get your shit straight before you start throwing accusations around like that.
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