Dick Game Astrology

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aries: pound town. thinks going down is a competition. coming is less about pleasure and more about crossing a finish line.

taurus: perhaps a little too straightforward. no foreplay, but you don't really need any with this dick.

gemini: dick game bomb but it's come and gone like that

cancer: nothing but missionary but when you sit on the dick it touches your heart

leo: dick game improves with compliments but shrinks if you forget to exaggerate your moaning

virgo: rarely tops. dick game is hard to tell because let's be real they're into some weird shit

libra: satisfactory but always finds a reason not to go down. foreplay drags on.

scorpio: not bad but insecure enough to fuck it up sometimes. asks "did you come" halfway through.

sagittarius: dick game nothing to write home about but cuddle game after is raw as hell

capricorn: dick game too strong but you gotta do a good amount of it yourself tbh.

aquarius: erratic dick game. you're never sure what you're getting today, if at all.

pisces: dick game too strong but dick is nasty af. wash yourself afterwards.

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