@enfant_terrible
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Annoying things men do
😆
Pretty much the same as women.
Not caring about your feelings. Then expecting you to care about theirs.
Leave the toilet seat up.
Tendency to want more than just friendship
Posted by Cancervirgo15degreesOMG YES!
K i was talking to this client the other day and all he kept doing was shifting his weiner every 2 secs.
I was all GUY- DO YOU NEED TO GO TO THE TOILETTE??
You almost got Weinsteined, gurrl
Send dick pics.
nothxkbye
Posted by nano
Fart under the covers without airing out the blankets
I'm domesticated in that I will discreetly lift the blanket by the foot end and air it out, leaving no traces
Not caring for their pets.
Posted by LittleFairy
Not caring for their pets.
It's ALWAYS a guy's dog I am caring for ...i don't mind i love the change to ..but come on ...you are supposed to love your dog if you get one.
I notice they forget after 5 days ...
Or worse they don't like animals at all.
- being honest
- paying bills
- getting married
- losing hair
Posted by nano
Posted by enfant_terrible
Posted by nano
Fart under the covers without airing out the blankets
I'm domesticated in that I will discreetly lift the blanket by the foot end and air it out, leaving no traces
That’s highly preferable. I can’t deal with fart marinating under the covers and in my mind, it’s getting warmer under there by a few degrees.
Like I accept that you can never stop a man from farting but at least lift the damn blanket for like 10 secs!!!!
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It's like smoked ham. Only you're fart smoked
Posted by WolfInRamsClothing
Leaving thick, curly hairs sticking out of their razor blades. Right there in a shower, so everyone can see. And not cleaning those hairs in a shower too. Give me a break.
Lol. That's actually a woman thing. Collecting your mile long hair from waste pipe, while you don't give a damn the water doesn't drain 🙂))
Posted by WolfInRamsClothing
Scratch their balls anytime they want.
What's wrong with that?
Would you just sit there and let your balls itch?
Posted by Distilled
Lay under blankets when you're coming in cold as old man winter, thinking I'm a heater.
Indeed,
That's also a good reason to approaching you for something else too
Posted by WolfInRamsClothing
Posted by Soul
Posted by WolfInRamsClothing
Scratch their balls anytime they want.
What's wrong with that?
Would you just sit there and let your balls itch?
I really don't know how bad they itch 😄
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They itch a lot. Especially if the man is grungy. Think about things hanging freely from your body just swinging around all day rubbing up against eachother and getting all hot and uncomfortable. Add some sweat and hair and you've got yourself the common ballz itch.
Posted by LittleFairy
Not caring for their pets.
Unless they're pisces
Posted by enfant_terrible
Posted by nano
Posted by enfant_terrible
Posted by nano
Fart under the covers without airing out the blankets
I'm domesticated in that I will discreetly lift the blanket by the foot end and air it out, leaving no traces
That’s highly preferable. I can’t deal with fart marinating under the covers and in my mind, it’s getting warmer under there by a few degrees.
Like I accept that you can never stop a man from farting but at least lift the damn blanket for like 10 secs!!!!
It's like smoked ham. Only you're fart smoked
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*cracks knuckles*
Leaving their socks everywhere
Not putting the cap back on the toothpaste
Leaving wrappers and eggshells in the fricken kitchen sink as if the trash can isnt less than 5 feet away
Forcefully burping
tellin a hoe my personal business just to fawk when all he needed was some liquor
Posted by sierra_
calling himself a "nice guy"driving fast to try to impress me
doing this to me in public
lol - mine won't do it in public if there are people around but when we are alone or with his family he will - I don't mind - it's when he gets behind me and takes both hands and starts shaking it lol alrighty now lol
Posted by ItsMeRoman
I really don't like it when a guy leaves you hanging in the bedroom with a puddle of his sperm on your tummy and you can hear the jerk taking a piss and washing his hands....meanwhile you have a goop puddle that's now cold all over you.Get me some fucking tissue and a warm facecloth like you did when we first started dating you little fake ass. 🖕🏾
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by enfant_terrible
Posted by ItsMeRoman
I really don't like it when a guy leaves you hanging in the bedroom with a puddle of his sperm on your tummy and you can hear the jerk taking a piss and washing his hands....meanwhile you have a goop puddle that's now cold all over you.Get me some fucking tissue and a warm facecloth like you did when we first started dating you little fake ass. 🖕🏾
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Stubborn refusal to ask for directions when they are clearly lost. (and not just in the literal sense)
1. Piss on the floor
2. Giving themselves more credit than they deserve when it comes to sex.
3. Doing annoying shit & then blaming your reaction on your period & calling you emotional.
4. Behaving as if they’re having their period & getting upset when you point it out & call them emotional. Carl Thomas knows the deal.
5. Wanting women to cook & clean but not earning enough money to take care of her. If I have to pay half the bills in the house then you need to get familiar with that stove bitch!
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by enfant_terrible
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by enfant_terrible
Posted by ItsMeRoman
I really don't like it when a guy leaves you hanging in the bedroom with a puddle of his sperm on your tummy and you can hear the jerk taking a piss and washing his hands....meanwhile you have a goop puddle that's now cold all over you.Get me some fucking tissue and a warm facecloth like you did when we first started dating you little fake ass. 🖕🏾
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#2muchmace
Posted by Fleshpot
Stubborn refusal to ask for directions when they are clearly lost. (and not just in the literal sense)
Don't make fun. Pretend u don't know we don't know. Sense of orientation is the last thing we got left
Leaves a trail of socks around the apartment like we in some sort of Hansel and Gretel situation
Posted by ItsMeRoman
I really don't like it when a guy leaves you hanging in the bedroom with a puddle of his sperm on your tummy and you can hear the jerk taking a piss and washing his hands....meanwhile you have a goop puddle that's now cold all over you.Get me some fucking tissue and a warm facecloth like you did when we first started dating you little fake ass. 🖕🏾
Keep a towel or something arm reach. Solved
Good one though 🙂))
Posted by Fleshpot
Stubborn refusal to ask for directions when they are clearly lost. (and not just in the literal sense)
Women just don't get it and we are tired of explaining you everything! 😡
When we head for place A and get to place B instead then that's where we were meant to be in the first place
Posted by enfant_terrible
Posted by Fleshpot
Stubborn refusal to ask for directions when they are clearly lost. (and not just in the literal sense)
Don't make fun. Pretend u don't know we don't know. Sense of orientation is the last thing we got left
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LOL, you're right. We'll let you keep it. 😄
Posted by SentimentalCrabby
Biting your nails in front of me while I am eating!EXCUSE ME!! I AM TRYING TO EAT!! MY GOSH!!
What's kind of food is My Gosh?
Is it...like a goulash? Your spelling sucks!
Posted by TheSag
Posted by Fleshpot
Stubborn refusal to ask for directions when they are clearly lost. (and not just in the literal sense)
Women just don't get it and we are tired of explaining you everything! 😡
When we head for place A and get to place B instead then that's where we were meant to be in the first place
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An old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard and the old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Even neighbors feared him.
He died of a heart attack at 98. After the burial, the neighbors, concerned for the wife's safety, asked her, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down, and I know he won't ask for directions."
Posted by Fleshpot
Posted by TheSag
Posted by Fleshpot
Stubborn refusal to ask for directions when they are clearly lost. (and not just in the literal sense)
Women just don't get it and we are tired of explaining you everything! 😡
When we head for place A and get to place B instead then that's where we were meant to be in the first place
An old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard and the old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Even neighbors feared him.
He died of a heart attack at 98. After the burial, the neighbors, concerned for the wife's safety, asked her, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down, and I know he won't ask for directions."
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A married couple has been fighting for 50 years. After another heavy fight the old woman gets sick and tired of all the fighting and decides to give him the silent treatment. After 3 weeks she gets frustrated because her husband never makes any intention to talk to her at all. On her birthday he looks at her and says: "Happy birthday! I think we finally we get along".
Uff... This is a Pandora box that I don’t want to open 😆🤐
Posted by enfant_terrible
Posted by WolfInRamsClothing
Scratch their balls anytime they want.
Savages
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The next step.......
Posted by theflyingarrow
Posted by Fleshpot
Stubborn refusal to ask for directions when they are clearly lost.
THIS! 😂
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Are you the same Sag who had the profile pic of the ballerina? or was it a cat...
I think you had a different username though?
Leaving boxers & socks on the floor... next to the fucking laundry basket 😂😂😂😂😂
Posted by theflyingarrow
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by theflyingarrow
Posted by Fleshpot
Stubborn refusal to ask for directions when they are clearly lost.
THIS! 😂
Are you the same Sag who had the profile pic of the ballerina? or was it a cat...
I think you had a different username though?
Yes.. sagsagsag with ballerina profile pic i think.. i dont like cats lol 😂
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Ah yes. I thought so. Thank you :-)
Posted by lesenfantterribles
when a dude tries to explain something to you, after you tell them you have a masters degree in the topic of discussion.
Mansplaining 😛
Posted by WolfInRamsClothing
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
I think it’s funny when guys check their balls. It’s like they’re making sure they’re still there.
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WT - Hilarious Thanks - and thank god men can't get their mouths down there - LOL !
Posted by enfant_terrible
LOL Hilarious!
when they never shut up 🗑🤢
Posted by sierra_
calling himself a "nice guy"driving fast to try to impress me
doing this to me in public
have you been dating 15 year olds?
This thread.
Posted by sierra_
Posted by Adreamuponwaking
Posted by sierra_
calling himself a "nice guy"driving fast to try to impress me
doing this to me in public
have you been dating 15 year olds?
wasn't too long ago that i was 15
and like any other 15 year olds, at some point i dated another 15 year old
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who did that to you, sierra? lol
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