
brianafay
@brianafay
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Posted by GetMistedPosted by brianafaySo 3some is out of the question..
Maybe she's gemitaticlick to expand

Posted by brianafayAre you a Scorpio?
Maybe she's gemitati

Posted by brianafayNext time she says something you feel has crossed the line let her know. Use words like 'inappropriate', 'uncomfortable', 'not conducive to a safe work environment' etc.
Do I snitch to HR or just avoid her in the hall?

Posted by GemitatiPosted by brianafayAre you a Scorpio?
Maybe she's gemitaticlick to expand

Posted by m200991
This is the thing about harassment. ONLY the person being spoken at can determine if they feel as though they are being harassed. I could quite literally say 'Cool Shoelaces' to someone, and they could feel harassed. That's a silly example; however, true none the less. So... the real question is... Did you feel harassed by what they said?

Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by brianafayNext time she says something you feel has crossed the line let her know. Use words like 'inappropriate', 'uncomfortable', 'not conducive to a safe work environment' etc.
Do I snitch to HR or just avoid her in the hall?
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Posted by brianafayThen it was almost me! ?Posted by GemitatiPosted by brianafayAre you a Scorpio?
Maybe she's gemitati
Almost
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Posted by GetMistedSo when I shit I must be arrested—Posted by brianafayYeah.. It's def Gemitati
She's also the same lady that sighs very loudly when she pees
Like it sounds like she's climaxing
In a public restroom
?
I feel more sexually harassed by that tbh ?click to expand

Posted by GemitatiYou'll need to remove the giant dildo out of your ass firstPosted by GetMistedSo when I shit I must be arrested—Posted by brianafayYeah.. It's def Gemitati
She's also the same lady that sighs very loudly when she pees
Like it sounds like she's climaxing
In a public restroom
?
I feel more sexually harassed by that tbh ?
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Posted by LadyNeptuneWhy are you carrying dildo with you to workplace?Posted by GemitatiYou'll need to remove the giant dildo out of your ass firstPosted by GetMistedSo when I shit I must be arrested—Posted by brianafayYeah.. It's def Gemitati
She's also the same lady that sighs very loudly when she pees
Like it sounds like she's climaxing
In a public restroom
?
I feel more sexually harassed by that tbh ?
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Posted by GemitatiYour confused hun. Its understandable. Constipation isn't fun.Posted by LadyNeptuneWhy are you carrying dildo with you to workplace?Posted by GemitatiYou'll need to remove the giant dildo out of your ass firstPosted by GetMistedSo when I shit I must be arrested—Posted by brianafayYeah.. It's def Gemitati
She's also the same lady that sighs very loudly when she pees
Like it sounds like she's climaxing
In a public restroom
?
I feel more sexually harassed by that tbh ?
?
Oh! Because you don't have anybody to fk you! Must loooove that dildo. Yes you do...yes you do...
Maybe you need larger dog?
Just a friendly suggestion! Get a male gig and name him Clinton...
Bwhahahaha...you are hopeless...
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Posted by LadyNeptuneSo dildo is your cure for consriparion?Posted by GemitatiYour confused hun. Its understandable. Constipation isn't fun.Posted by LadyNeptuneWhy are you carrying dildo with you to workplace?Posted by GemitatiYou'll need to remove the giant dildo out of your ass firstPosted by GetMistedSo when I shit I must be arrested—Posted by brianafayYeah.. It's def Gemitati
She's also the same lady that sighs very loudly when she pees
Like it sounds like she's climaxing
In a public restroom
?
I feel more sexually harassed by that tbh ?
?
Oh! Because you don't have anybody to fk you! Must loooove that dildo. Yes you do...yes you do...
Maybe you need larger dog?
Just a friendly suggestion! Get a male gig and name him Clinton...
Bwhahahaha...you are hopeless...
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Posted by GemitatiThe dildo in question is up your cavernous ass.Posted by LadyNeptuneSo dildo is your cure for consriparion?Posted by GemitatiYour confused hun. Its understandable. Constipation isn't fun.Posted by LadyNeptuneWhy are you carrying dildo with you to workplace?Posted by GemitatiYou'll need to remove the giant dildo out of your ass firstPosted by GetMistedSo when I shit I must be arrested—Posted by brianafayYeah.. It's def Gemitati
She's also the same lady that sighs very loudly when she pees
Like it sounds like she's climaxing
In a public restroom
?
I feel more sexually harassed by that tbh ?
?
Oh! Because you don't have anybody to fk you! Must loooove that dildo. Yes you do...yes you do...
Maybe you need larger dog?
Just a friendly suggestion! Get a male gig and name him Clinton...
Bwhahahaha...you are hopeless...
At work?
Wow! You can sell tickets to your restroom run to your co-workers.
Company might go down though...
—
You ARE a moron! Admit it!
?click to expand

Posted by LadyNeptuneSo at least you like something about me!Posted by GemitatiThe dildo in question is up your cavernous ass.Posted by LadyNeptuneSo dildo is your cure for consriparion?Posted by GemitatiYour confused hun. Its understandable. Constipation isn't fun.Posted by LadyNeptuneWhy are you carrying dildo with you to workplace?Posted by GemitatiYou'll need to remove the giant dildo out of your ass firstPosted by GetMistedSo when I shit I must be arrested—Posted by brianafayYeah.. It's def Gemitati
She's also the same lady that sighs very loudly when she pees
Like it sounds like she's climaxing
In a public restroom
?
I feel more sexually harassed by that tbh ?
?
Oh! Because you don't have anybody to fk you! Must loooove that dildo. Yes you do...yes you do...
Maybe you need larger dog?
Just a friendly suggestion! Get a male gig and name him Clinton...
Bwhahahaha...you are hopeless...
At work?
Wow! You can sell tickets to your restroom run to your co-workers.
Company might go down though...
—
You ARE a moron! Admit it!
?
I like how your reading comprehension is like seasonal allergies.click to expand


Posted by brianafayWell this gives her a warning not to talk yo you like that. If she continues then go to HR instead of blindsiding her for something she may have thought was no big deal.Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by brianafayNext time she says something you feel has crossed the line let her know. Use words like 'inappropriate', 'uncomfortable', 'not conducive to a safe work environment' etc.
Do I snitch to HR or just avoid her in the hall?
lol Pisces response
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Posted by Gemitatile sighPosted by LadyNeptuneSo at least you like something about me!Posted by GemitatiThe dildo in question is up your cavernous ass.Posted by LadyNeptuneSo dildo is your cure for consriparion?Posted by GemitatiYour confused hun. Its understandable. Constipation isn't fun.Posted by LadyNeptuneWhy are you carrying dildo with you to workplace?Posted by GemitatiYou'll need to remove the giant dildo out of your ass firstPosted by GetMistedSo when I shit I must be arrested—Posted by brianafayYeah.. It's def Gemitati
She's also the same lady that sighs very loudly when she pees
Like it sounds like she's climaxing
In a public restroom
?
I feel more sexually harassed by that tbh ?
?
Oh! Because you don't have anybody to fk you! Must loooove that dildo. Yes you do...yes you do...
Maybe you need larger dog?
Just a friendly suggestion! Get a male gig and name him Clinton...
Bwhahahaha...you are hopeless...
At work?
Wow! You can sell tickets to your restroom run to your co-workers.
Company might go down though...
—
You ARE a moron! Admit it!
?
I like how your reading comprehension is like seasonal allergies.
I wish I could say the same...
Ok. I like your way of dealing with constipation using dildo!
There!
Consider it as a compliment.
?
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Posted by LadyNeptuneLe fk off...troo la la!Posted by Gemitatile sighPosted by LadyNeptuneSo at least you like something about me!Posted by GemitatiThe dildo in question is up your cavernous ass.Posted by LadyNeptuneSo dildo is your cure for consriparion?Posted by GemitatiYour confused hun. Its understandable. Constipation isn't fun.Posted by LadyNeptuneWhy are you carrying dildo with you to workplace?Posted by GemitatiYou'll need to remove the giant dildo out of your ass firstPosted by GetMistedSo when I shit I must be arrested—Posted by brianafayYeah.. It's def Gemitati
She's also the same lady that sighs very loudly when she pees
Like it sounds like she's climaxing
In a public restroom
?
I feel more sexually harassed by that tbh ?
?
Oh! Because you don't have anybody to fk you! Must loooove that dildo. Yes you do...yes you do...
Maybe you need larger dog?
Just a friendly suggestion! Get a male gig and name him Clinton...
Bwhahahaha...you are hopeless...
At work?
Wow! You can sell tickets to your restroom run to your co-workers.
Company might go down though...
—
You ARE a moron! Admit it!
?
I like how your reading comprehension is like seasonal allergies.
I wish I could say the same...
Ok. I like your way of dealing with constipation using dildo!
There!
Consider it as a compliment.
?
click to expand

Posted by m200991You are incorrect. Research sexual
This is the thing about harassment. ONLY the person being spoken at can determine if they feel as though they are being harassed. I could quite literally say 'Cool Shoelaces' to someone, and they could feel harassed. That's a silly example; however, true none the less. So... the real question is... Did you feel harassed by what they said?

Posted by GemitatiPosted by LadyNeptuneLe fk off...troll la la!Posted by Gemitatile sighPosted by LadyNeptuneSo at least you like something about me!Posted by GemitatiThe dildo in question is up your cavernous ass.Posted by LadyNeptuneSo dildo is your cure for consriparion?Posted by GemitatiYour confused hun. Its understandable. Constipation isn't fun.Posted by LadyNeptuneWhy are you carrying dildo with you to workplace?Posted by GemitatiYou'll need to remove the giant dildo out of your ass firstPosted by GetMistedSo when I shit I must be arrested—Posted by brianafayYeah.. It's def Gemitati
She's also the same lady that sighs very loudly when she pees
Like it sounds like she's climaxing
In a public restroom
?
I feel more sexually harassed by that tbh ?
?
Oh! Because you don't have anybody to fk you! Must loooove that dildo. Yes you do...yes you do...
Maybe you need larger dog?
Just a friendly suggestion! Get a male gig and name him Clinton...
Bwhahahaha...you are hopeless...
At work?
Wow! You can sell tickets to your restroom run to your co-workers.
Company might go down though...
—
You ARE a moron! Admit it!
?
I like how your reading comprehension is like seasonal allergies.
I wish I could say the same...
Ok. I like your way of dealing with constipation using dildo!
There!
Consider it as a compliment.
?
click to expand

Posted by LadyNeptuneYou can't fix your being stupid!Posted by GemitatiPosted by LadyNeptuneLe fk off...troll la la!Posted by Gemitatile sighPosted by LadyNeptuneSo at least you like something about me!Posted by GemitatiThe dildo in question is up your cavernous ass.Posted by LadyNeptuneSo dildo is your cure for consriparion?Posted by GemitatiYour confused hun. Its understandable. Constipation isn't fun.Posted by LadyNeptuneWhy are you carrying dildo with you to workplace?Posted by GemitatiYou'll need to remove the giant dildo out of your ass firstPosted by GetMistedSo when I shit I must be arrested—Posted by brianafayYeah.. It's def Gemitati
She's also the same lady that sighs very loudly when she pees
Like it sounds like she's climaxing
In a public restroom
?
I feel more sexually harassed by that tbh ?
?
Oh! Because you don't have anybody to fk you! Must loooove that dildo. Yes you do...yes you do...
Maybe you need larger dog?
Just a friendly suggestion! Get a male gig and name him Clinton...
Bwhahahaha...you are hopeless...
At work?
Wow! You can sell tickets to your restroom run to your co-workers.
Company might go down though...
—
You ARE a moron! Admit it!
?
I like how your reading comprehension is like seasonal allergies.
I wish I could say the same...
Ok. I like your way of dealing with constipation using dildo!
There!
Consider it as a compliment.
?
fixed it
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Posted by 5TwentyOne
Yes
Did you do this thread before? It's seems like I made this joke before: Since she's Czech, she was "Czeching"out your ass. Forgive me, that was crass.
I just had the weirdest encounter with DXP deja vu I've ever had.
I need hobbies.

Posted by GemitatiLol so true...when applied to YOUPosted by LadyNeptuneYou can't fix your being stupid!Posted by GemitatiPosted by LadyNeptuneLe fk off...troll la la!Posted by Gemitatile sighPosted by LadyNeptuneSo at least you like something about me!Posted by GemitatiThe dildo in question is up your cavernous ass.Posted by LadyNeptuneSo dildo is your cure for consriparion?Posted by GemitatiYour confused hun. Its understandable. Constipation isn't fun.Posted by LadyNeptuneWhy are you carrying dildo with you to workplace?Posted by GemitatiYou'll need to remove the giant dildo out of your ass firstPosted by GetMistedSo when I shit I must be arrested—Posted by brianafayYeah.. It's def Gemitati
She's also the same lady that sighs very loudly when she pees
Like it sounds like she's climaxing
In a public restroom
?
I feel more sexually harassed by that tbh ?
?
Oh! Because you don't have anybody to fk you! Must loooove that dildo. Yes you do...yes you do...
Maybe you need larger dog?
Just a friendly suggestion! Get a male gig and name him Clinton...
Bwhahahaha...you are hopeless...
At work?
Wow! You can sell tickets to your restroom run to your co-workers.
Company might go down though...
—
You ARE a moron! Admit it!
?
I like how your reading comprehension is like seasonal allergies.
I wish I could say the same...
Ok. I like your way of dealing with constipation using dildo!
There!
Consider it as a compliment.
?
fixed it
But stupid are oblivious to everything!
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Posted by LadyNeptuneDo you have your own brains or you always says 'yo mama'...?Posted by GemitatiLol so true...when applied to YOUPosted by LadyNeptuneYou can't fix your being stupid!Posted by GemitatiPosted by LadyNeptuneLe fk off...troll la la!Posted by Gemitatile sighPosted by LadyNeptuneSo at least you like something about me!Posted by GemitatiThe dildo in question is up your cavernous ass.Posted by LadyNeptuneSo dildo is your cure for consriparion?Posted by GemitatiYour confused hun. Its understandable. Constipation isn't fun.Posted by LadyNeptuneWhy are you carrying dildo with you to workplace?Posted by GemitatiYou'll need to remove the giant dildo out of your ass firstPosted by GetMistedSo when I shit I must be arrested—Posted by brianafayYeah.. It's def Gemitati
She's also the same lady that sighs very loudly when she pees
Like it sounds like she's climaxing
In a public restroom
?
I feel more sexually harassed by that tbh ?
?
Oh! Because you don't have anybody to fk you! Must loooove that dildo. Yes you do...yes you do...
Maybe you need larger dog?
Just a friendly suggestion! Get a male gig and name him Clinton...
Bwhahahaha...you are hopeless...
At work?
Wow! You can sell tickets to your restroom run to your co-workers.
Company might go down though...
—
You ARE a moron! Admit it!
?
I like how your reading comprehension is like seasonal allergies.
I wish I could say the same...
Ok. I like your way of dealing with constipation using dildo!
There!
Consider it as a compliment.
?
fixed it
But stupid are oblivious to everything!
click to expand

Posted by GemitatiNo I'm a zombie, I take others brains to survive.Posted by LadyNeptuneDo you have your own brains or you always says 'yo mama'...?Posted by GemitatiLol so true...when applied to YOUPosted by LadyNeptuneYou can't fix your being stupid!Posted by GemitatiPosted by LadyNeptuneLe fk off...troll la la!Posted by Gemitatile sighPosted by LadyNeptuneSo at least you like something about me!Posted by GemitatiThe dildo in question is up your cavernous ass.Posted by LadyNeptuneSo dildo is your cure for consriparion?Posted by GemitatiYour confused hun. Its understandable. Constipation isn't fun.Posted by LadyNeptuneWhy are you carrying dildo with you to workplace?Posted by GemitatiYou'll need to remove the giant dildo out of your ass firstPosted by GetMistedSo when I shit I must be arrested—Posted by brianafayYeah.. It's def Gemitati
She's also the same lady that sighs very loudly when she pees
Like it sounds like she's climaxing
In a public restroom
?
I feel more sexually harassed by that tbh ?
?
Oh! Because you don't have anybody to fk you! Must loooove that dildo. Yes you do...yes you do...
Maybe you need larger dog?
Just a friendly suggestion! Get a male gig and name him Clinton...
Bwhahahaha...you are hopeless...
At work?
Wow! You can sell tickets to your restroom run to your co-workers.
Company might go down though...
—
You ARE a moron! Admit it!
?
I like how your reading comprehension is like seasonal allergies.
I wish I could say the same...
Ok. I like your way of dealing with constipation using dildo!
There!
Consider it as a compliment.
?
fixed it
But stupid are oblivious to everything!
click to expand

Posted by m200991No need for me to do that, you just did that yourself .Posted by justagirlI do Corporate Governance for a living... I'm pretty sure I know how it works. I was talking on a personal level; however, if you want to be technical...Posted by m200991You are incorrect. Research sexual
This is the thing about harassment. ONLY the person being spoken at can determine if they feel as though they are being harassed. I could quite literally say 'Cool Shoelaces' to someone, and they could feel harassed. That's a silly example; however, true none the less. So... the real question is... Did you feel harassed by what they said?
Harassment in the workplace.
"Under federal law and Department of Labor (DOL) policy, harassment by employees based on race, color, religion, sex (including gender identity and pregnancy), national origin, age, disability, genetic information, sexual orientation, or parental status is prohibited.
Prohibited workplace harassment may take either of two forms. It may entail "quid pro quo" harassment, which occurs in cases in which employment decisions or treatment are based on submission to or rejection of unwelcome conduct, typically conduct of a sexual nature. Workplace harassment may also consist of offensive conduct based on one or more of the protected groups above that is so severe or pervasive that it creates a hostile or offensive work environment or when it results in an adverse employment decision (such as being fired or demoted)."
This, by definition, doesn't violate the above law; however, the company in question may have a more specific policy and/or standard in which they use.
Don't come at me with some Wiki business being all literal.
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Posted by LadyNeptuneDon't fry brains of others.Posted by GemitatiNo I'm a zombie, I take others brains to survive.Posted by LadyNeptuneDo you have your own brains or you always says 'yo mama'...?Posted by GemitatiLol so true...when applied to YOUPosted by LadyNeptuneYou can't fix your being stupid!Posted by GemitatiPosted by LadyNeptuneLe fk off...troll la la!Posted by Gemitatile sighPosted by LadyNeptuneSo at least you like something about me!Posted by GemitatiThe dildo in question is up your cavernous ass.Posted by LadyNeptuneSo dildo is your cure for consriparion?Posted by GemitatiYour confused hun. Its understandable. Constipation isn't fun.Posted by LadyNeptuneWhy are you carrying dildo with you to workplace?Posted by GemitatiYou'll need to remove the giant dildo out of your ass firstPosted by GetMistedSo when I shit I must be arrested—Posted by brianafayYeah.. It's def Gemitati
She's also the same lady that sighs very loudly when she pees
Like it sounds like she's climaxing
In a public restroom
?
I feel more sexually harassed by that tbh ?
?
Oh! Because you don't have anybody to fk you! Must loooove that dildo. Yes you do...yes you do...
Maybe you need larger dog?
Just a friendly suggestion! Get a male gig and name him Clinton...
Bwhahahaha...you are hopeless...
At work?
Wow! You can sell tickets to your restroom run to your co-workers.
Company might go down though...
—
You ARE a moron! Admit it!
?
I like how your reading comprehension is like seasonal allergies.
I wish I could say the same...
Ok. I like your way of dealing with constipation using dildo!
There!
Consider it as a compliment.
?
fixed it
But stupid are oblivious to everything!
Don't worry, your safeclick to expand

Posted by GemitatiFrying is for the cats you like to eat. Zombies take their brains raw. RrrrrawwwwwwPosted by LadyNeptuneDon't fry brains of others.Posted by GemitatiNo I'm a zombie, I take others brains to survive.Posted by LadyNeptuneDo you have your own brains or you always says 'yo mama'...?Posted by GemitatiLol so true...when applied to YOUPosted by LadyNeptuneYou can't fix your being stupid!Posted by GemitatiPosted by LadyNeptuneLe fk off...troll la la!Posted by Gemitatile sighPosted by LadyNeptuneSo at least you like something about me!Posted by GemitatiThe dildo in question is up your cavernous ass.Posted by LadyNeptuneSo dildo is your cure for consriparion?Posted by GemitatiYour confused hun. Its understandable. Constipation isn't fun.Posted by LadyNeptuneWhy are you carrying dildo with you to workplace?Posted by GemitatiYou'll need to remove the giant dildo out of your ass firstPosted by GetMistedSo when I shit I must be arrested—Posted by brianafayYeah.. It's def Gemitati
She's also the same lady that sighs very loudly when she pees
Like it sounds like she's climaxing
In a public restroom
?
I feel more sexually harassed by that tbh ?
?
Oh! Because you don't have anybody to fk you! Must loooove that dildo. Yes you do...yes you do...
Maybe you need larger dog?
Just a friendly suggestion! Get a male gig and name him Clinton...
Bwhahahaha...you are hopeless...
At work?
Wow! You can sell tickets to your restroom run to your co-workers.
Company might go down though...
—
You ARE a moron! Admit it!
?
I like how your reading comprehension is like seasonal allergies.
I wish I could say the same...
Ok. I like your way of dealing with constipation using dildo!
There!
Consider it as a compliment.
?
fixed it
But stupid are oblivious to everything!
Don't worry, your safe
Shit! You don't have your own so my advise 'fry your own' would fall on deaf ears!!!
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Posted by brianafayask her for 3 squares. if she refuses then yep, its gemitati.
She's also the same lady that sighs very loudly when she pees
Like it sounds like she's climaxing
In a public restroom
?
I feel more sexually harassed by that tbh ?

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Or is it just a compliment ?
A coworker told me I'm "looking awesome" today and I accepted the compliment and said thank you
Then she leans in and whispers "I've gotta be honest, I've been staring at your ass all day"
...........
So I'm like "oh" lol
But seriously was I just sexually harassed ?