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@Whorpio
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It's stopped my periods pretty much so I can't know if I'm pregnant unless I take a test, but even those don't work if it's an ectopic pregnancy.
Posted by -Flo-
That's why I didn't get the Mirena. I'm like fertile myrtle but I'm also prone to miscarriages.
What're you on then?
Where all the stuff goes for a whole year?
Is it liters of blood!
Is it liters of blood!
Posted by WarAngel1
Go get a home pregnancy test. Grab several and test over the next few days. If any come up positive, it's most likely real.
If your very regular, stress disrupts it. My guess is you're freaking out and could be causing a false alarm.
Posted by OrGasMe
I went through a phase of feeling that way... I went to my gynecologist several times and she reassured me there nothing to worry about. Just get regular check-ups to make sure it's in right.click to expand
It's just one of my friends who isn't on birth control was living by the pull out method and got pregnant so now I feel like anything is possible with vaginas.
No other serious reason to be concerned.
Posted by Gemitati
Where all the stuff goes for a whole year?
Is it liters of blood!
Fuck! You weren't supposed to see this! I thought you were sleeping—
Posted by WhorpioNot forever! ?Just woke up. Hungry. Nothing appealing in a fridge. Darn.Posted by Gemitati
Where all the stuff goes for a whole year?
Is it liters of blood!
Fuck! You weren't supposed to see this! I thought you were sleeping—click to expand
Posted by WhorpioI've had mine since 2013, I'm not pregnant!! LOL
How many of y'all have one and how many creampies have you taken?
I've had mine since April 2016 (so 1 year) and lately I've become paranoid about getting pregnant. Someone please ease my mind.
@OrGasMe I wrote:
It's just one of my friends who isn't on birth control was living by the pull out method and got pregnant so now I feel like anything is possible with vaginas.
No other serious reason to be concerned.
It's just one of my friends who isn't on birth control was living by the pull out method and got pregnant so now I feel like anything is possible with vaginas.
No other serious reason to be concerned.
Posted by Fire
You are way too obsessed with sex
?On what scale?
I had it for 5 years. Never got preggo, but did have whole litany of side effects. That thing was the got damm devil.
Cream pies sis?
I had the Nuva ring once years ago but nah I don't do bc anymore. Too many chemicals and trials and errors.
I had the Nuva ring once years ago but nah I don't do bc anymore. Too many chemicals and trials and errors.
Posted by FireWhat doesn't have to do with subject?
You are way too obsessed with sex
Posted by sultrykittywhat were your side effects?
I had it for 5 years. Never got preggo, but did have whole litany of side effects. That thing was the got damm devil.
@sultrykitty and @Fafa
I ain't never experienced side effects from it...yet.
I first got one in December 2015 but my vagina pushed it out because I've never had a baby. But the second go around it stayed in.
I ain't never experienced side effects from it...yet.
I first got one in December 2015 but my vagina pushed it out because I've never had a baby. But the second go around it stayed in.
Posted by Whorpiothose still work if it's an ectopic pregnancy, and if it's an ectopic pregnancy you wont be having the baby because it would have to be removed because it cant grow unless it's in the uterus.
It's stopped my periods pretty much so I can't know if I'm pregnant unless I take a test, but even those don't work if it's an ectopic pregnancy.
Posted by bittercupcake
..had the mirena for about a month but that crap made me hemorrhage... (not literally) but the blood flow was ridiculous for 30 days!...I ended up switching over to the paraguard... it's been almost 2 years since I've had it... I get paranoid getting pregnant but currently I'm not in a position to be
Yeahhhh with my first mirena I bled for the first couple months, and by the second month I started getting horrible horrible cramps. So I went to the doctor and she said my body was expelling it and we could try it one more time. Thank god it stayed in the second time ?
Posted by WhorpioSo where all the stuff goes? I am very determined you know...lolPosted by bittercupcake
..had the mirena for about a month but that crap made me hemorrhage... (not literally) but the blood flow was ridiculous for 30 days!...I ended up switching over to the paraguard... it's been almost 2 years since I've had it... I get paranoid getting pregnant but currently I'm not in a position to be
Yeahhhh with my first mirena I bled for the first couple months, and by the second month I started getting horrible horrible cramps. So I went to the doctor and she said my body was expelling it and we could try it one more time. Thank god it stayed in the second time ?click to expand
Posted by GemitatiPosted by WhorpioPosted by bittercupcake
..had the mirena for about a month but that crap made me hemorrhage... (not literally) but the blood flow was ridiculous for 30 days!...I ended up switching over to the paraguard... it's been almost 2 years since I've had it... I get paranoid getting pregnant but currently I'm not in a position to be
Yeahhhh with my first mirena I bled for the first couple months, and by the second month I started getting horrible horrible cramps. So I went to the doctor and she said my body was expelling it and we could try it one more time. Thank god it stayed in the second time ?
So where all the stuff goes? I am very determined you know...lolclick to expand
WHAT STUFF?! Semen? Blood? What tf do you mean —
Posted by WhorpioBlood...I know where semen goes! ?Posted by GemitatiPosted by WhorpioPosted by bittercupcake
..had the mirena for about a month but that crap made me hemorrhage... (not literally) but the blood flow was ridiculous for 30 days!...I ended up switching over to the paraguard... it's been almost 2 years since I've had it... I get paranoid getting pregnant but currently I'm not in a position to be
Yeahhhh with my first mirena I bled for the first couple months, and by the second month I started getting horrible horrible cramps. So I went to the doctor and she said my body was expelling it and we could try it one more time. Thank god it stayed in the second time ?
So where all the stuff goes? I am very determined you know...lol
WHAT STUFF?! Semen? Blood? What tf do you mean —click to expand
Posted by bittercupcake
mirena was horrible for me... so was the paraguard in the beginning... i was literally expelling blobs of blood bigger than my fist! ... it was so scary because it looked like mini placentas... I started taking vitamin e capsules which regulated my blood flow... been smooth sailing ever since
Posted by GemitatiPosted by WhorpioPosted by Gemitati
So where all the stuff goes? I am very determined you know...lol
WHAT STUFF?! Semen? Blood? What tf do you mean —
Blood...I know where semen goes! ?click to expand
There is no blood...
Posted by WhorpioI KNOW! But does body stops producing it? It's un-natural!Posted by GemitatiPosted by WhorpioPosted by Gemitati
So where all the stuff goes? I am very determined you know...lol
WHAT STUFF?! Semen? Blood? What tf do you mean —
Blood...I know where semen goes! ?
There is no blood...click to expand
Mirena sucked ass for me too. I never worried about getting pregnant tho i know its very possible i read a lot about it. It just gave me the worst cramps on earth and i couldn't come.fuck that shit. Let the men experience that kind of discomfort. One lil condom isnt gonna kill em.
Posted by boxcarmirntaCondons don't kill men! They kill sex!
Mirena sucked ass for me too. I never worried about getting pregnant tho i know its very possible i read a lot about it. It just gave me the worst cramps on earth and i couldn't come.fuck that shit. Let the men experience that kind of discomfort. One lil condom isnt gonna kill em.
Posted by GemitatiPosted by WhorpioPosted by GemitatiPosted by WhorpioPosted by Gemitati
So where all the stuff goes? I am very determined you know...lol
WHAT STUFF?! Semen? Blood? What tf do you mean —
Blood...I know where semen goes! ?
There is no blood...
I KNOW! But does body stops producing it? It's un-natural!click to expand
Yeah it stops producing it I guess.
Posted by GemitatiPosted by boxcarmirntaCondons don't kill men! They kill sex!
Mirena sucked ass for me too. I never worried about getting pregnant tho i know its very possible i read a lot about it. It just gave me the worst cramps on earth and i couldn't come.fuck that shit. Let the men experience that kind of discomfort. One lil condom isnt gonna kill em.click to expand
(for men) yea they aren't the greatest but idgaf. It's better than synthetic hormone screwing up a woman's body.
Posted by boxcarmirnta
Mirena sucked ass for me too. I never worried about getting pregnant tho i know its very possible i read a lot about it. It just gave me the worst cramps on earth and i couldn't come.fuck that shit. Let the men experience that kind of discomfort. One lil condom isnt gonna kill em.
It was moreso for me because I HATE having a period and the pill was messing with my mood big time.
Posted by Distilled
Why these things have names like shoes though.
Girl, I just got the Susie.
Oh cool I'm wearing mirena.
Those would be some tacky ass shoes I'd say ??
Posted by WhorpioYea periods suck ass no question but they're also necessary for our bodies to function normally. I got on mirena BC my period was so awful and cramps so bad. Made me double over in agony with mirena . Destroyed my sex life. But if yr ok on it cool.Posted by boxcarmirnta
Mirena sucked ass for me too. I never worried about getting pregnant tho i know its very possible i read a lot about it. It just gave me the worst cramps on earth and i couldn't come.fuck that shit. Let the men experience that kind of discomfort. One lil condom isnt gonna kill em.
It was moreso for me because I HATE having a period and the pill was messing with my mood big time.click to expand
Posted by bittercupcakePosted by WhorpioPosted by bittercupcake
mirena was horrible for me... so was the paraguard in the beginning... i was literally expelling blobs of blood bigger than my fist! ... it was so scary because it looked like mini placentas... I started taking vitamin e capsules which regulated my blood flow... been smooth sailing ever since
Lol it was very gross..! First time it happened... I was at work.. and I soaked my bottoms...it was a horrifying spectacle... ?click to expand
I am so sorry.
I would've died emotionally, and fled the state. Literally wouldn't even put in a two weeks notice; just move far far away and start a new life —
Posted by boxcarmirntaThere is a beauty of being older and being able to tight tunes or have Vsec and never mind it! ?Posted by GemitatiPosted by boxcarmirntaCondons don't kill men! They kill sex!
Mirena sucked ass for me too. I never worried about getting pregnant tho i know its very possible i read a lot about it. It just gave me the worst cramps on earth and i couldn't come.fuck that shit. Let the men experience that kind of discomfort. One lil condom isnt gonna kill em.
(for men) yea they aren't the greatest but idgaf. It's better than synthetic hormone screwing up a woman's body.
click to expand
Posted by Lala1393Posted by Whorpio
how many creampies have you taken?
——?
Only YOU would ask such a question.click to expand
Serious inquires only pls —
Posted by Lala1393Posted by WhorpioPosted by Lala1393Posted by Whorpio
how many creampies have you taken?
——?
Only YOU would ask such a question.
Serious inquires only pls —
HAHAHA
If I say I've had 10 creampies, will I qualify for the Survey ?click to expand
Hell yeah gurl!! Welcome to the club 🙂
Posted by WateryGemImmediate and constant inflammation. I would get random cramps that would drop me to the floor. Gained 15 pounds, all in my torso. I looked like Mrs Potatohead.Posted by sultrykittywhat were your side effects?
I had it for 5 years. Never got preggo, but did have whole litany of side effects. That thing was the got damm devil.
click to expand
Headaches, had to sleep all the time, joint pain that made it hard to walk up the stairs, was bitchy ALL the time. NO sex drive whatsoever.
I had been on the Pill for 13 years before, never had any issues. I switched because I was 33 and a smoker, so had to find an alternative.
I didn't realize that my problems were from the Mirena until I had it removed at the end 5 years. Everything went away within a month.
Had paragard after I gave birth. Had to take it out 2 months later. I've never experienced cramps as bad as I did when I had that demonic device put in me.
Posted by Lala1393Where do they serve those?Posted by WhorpioPosted by Lala1393Posted by Whorpio
how many creampies have you taken?
——?
Only YOU would ask such a question.
Serious inquires only pls —
HAHAHA
If I say I've had 10 creampies, will I qualify for the Survey ?
click to expand
Posted by Lala1393Is it underground joint?Posted by GemitatiPosted by Lala1393Where do they serve those?Posted by WhorpioPosted by Lala1393Posted by Whorpio
how many creampies have you taken?
——?
Only YOU would ask such a question.
Serious inquires only pls —
HAHAHA
If I say I've had 10 creampies, will I qualify for the Survey ?
I'll hook you up ??
click to expand
Posted by GemitatiPosted by boxcarmirntaThere is a beauty of being older and being able to tight tunes or have Vsec and never mind it! ?Posted by GemitatiPosted by boxcarmirntaCondons don't kill men! They kill sex!
Mirena sucked ass for me too. I never worried about getting pregnant tho i know its very possible i read a lot about it. It just gave me the worst cramps on earth and i couldn't come.fuck that shit. Let the men experience that kind of discomfort. One lil condom isnt gonna kill em.
(for men) yea they aren't the greatest but idgaf. It's better than synthetic hormone screwing up a woman's body.
click to expand
Not quite sure i get it....? Vasectomy?
Look, another example of someone who clearly shouldn't be having sex.
This is where the Idiocracy theory shines.
This is where the Idiocracy theory shines.
Posted by TheLibraMudraGo to the doc, but your body could also be adjusting. It's not unheard of.
Had mine 5. No preggers.
Lately I am sick af and craving certain foods but have taken about 5 tests in 3 weeks. Negative.
What I think is going on...
-It's not giving out what it used to being at the end and my body is reacting
-Perhaps it spews out more baby blocking power the more cream pies ya get and my body is reacting. Before my husband moved here, on his previous trip, I got sick like this and thought I was pregnant but was not.
-I am a dumbass for not going to the doc yet
But yea, Ive taken many a cream pie and it has been mucho effective
Posted by -Flo-
While y'all are talking about birth control.. here I am finding methods to conceiving my next baby.
I can't say second because technically my daughter is my fourth child, if we count miscarriages.
You wanna have another baby when you're still in college?
I wish I knew this then. It didn't get better with time. I had clots and cramps and it got worse plus it made the bleeding and clotting worse. I never experienced that ever.
Posted by -Flo-Sweetie, you need to realize that not everyone is baby crazy or hell bent on having kids. Having kids isn't a walk in the park and it is a major life change. This chick is 21 years old and has every right to be wary about getting knocked up.
Whorpio you're acting like having a child is the end of the world, last time I checked mom is still very alive and everyone else walking around lol ?
Women are so much stronger than people believe. We've survived centuries of birthing children in the worst conditions all to save human population. I went through a 3 day labor with my daughter 42 weeks no pain meds all to end up being cut open. I'll be fine.
Having kids ends YOUR life. You cannot have the same single/childless life that you won't have when you have kids and a lot of people aren't down to give that up so soon or ever. So many silly, brainwashed bitches out there turn into bird brains when it comes to the logistics of having children and it's disturbing when they discount or downplay others who want to hold off or not have kids. It's sheer ignorance to sit there and be all LALA KIDS ARE GREAT, DON'T BE SCARED OF HAVING THEM. So fucking idiotic.
Tbh, I don't think she should even entertain sex considering she doesn't seem to understand the basic physiology of how this stuff happens. The percentages of pregnancy while on IUDs is pretty small and it's still considered the most effective form because of lack of human error (ex birth control pills). Posting a pic of that kid holding the iud, the anecdotes of how so and so expelled their iud, blah blah is ridiculous because all that is the smallest percentage. It happens, but it's not rampant enough for people to get all crazy about it and refuse this method because of such small numbers.
OP, getting pregnant on the IUD is slim to none. Stop being paranoid, and if you ARE this paranoid, stop having unprotected sex. And use more appropriate terms than pornographic ones. You sound like a piece of trash.
Posted by bubblebath
we don't use protection,pills or iuds
he's pretty good at controlling himself
Posted by -Flo-
Whorpio you're acting like having a child is the end of the world, last time I checked mom is still very alive and everyone else walking around lol ?
Women are so much stronger than people believe. We've survived centuries of birthing children in the worst conditions all to save human population. I went through a 3 day labor with my daughter 42 weeks no pain meds all to end up being cut open. I'll be fine.
With all do respect to you & your family & your desires, I can't have a baby rn. My career would be over. I'd be the official fuck up of my family tree. And I'd overall have to change the way I'm livin, which I ain't ready to do.
I see how someone in your position would like to have more kids, but I'm only 21 and for all I know have a healthy womb.
Also I totally side with you on having children close in age range. My sister is 2 years older than me and I can't imagine what it would be like if she was 4+ years older.
Posted by bubblebath
we don't use protection,pills or iuds
he's pretty good at controlling himself
Lol my Pisces bff was livin by this method (pull out method) with her bf and she got pregnant. #AnythingIsPossible
Posted by bubblebathPosted by Whorpioif it happens that I get pregnant, well then I will raise itPosted by bubblebath
we don't use protection,pills or iuds
he's pretty good at controlling himself
Lol my Pisces bff was livin by this method (pull out method) with her bf and she got pregnant. #AnythingIsPossible
it does really depend on the guys controlclick to expand
What is your age?
I've had 2- consecutively back to back. In fact I'm due for another one but I've been lagging. I love mine, have no cramping at all. I have had issues when I've had rough sex. When it first gets put in, it needs to settle in your body. Mine used to move around a lot, sometimes it would even feel like it was about to come out of my anus after my ex was pounding my cervix a little too much.
Now I just avoid any type of thrusts that hit my cervix. It hurts me anyways. So I will do a sideways doggy- style if my cervix is low during certain times of the month.- Is this TMI 😄 You're welcome lol
Just make sure to check your string and see that it doesn't loop back up into your cervix. I've had that happen too and made an appointment for it to be pulled back down. I didn't want them having to fish it out of my uterus if the string went all the way in there too.
Now I just avoid any type of thrusts that hit my cervix. It hurts me anyways. So I will do a sideways doggy- style if my cervix is low during certain times of the month.- Is this TMI 😄 You're welcome lol
Just make sure to check your string and see that it doesn't loop back up into your cervix. I've had that happen too and made an appointment for it to be pulled back down. I didn't want them having to fish it out of my uterus if the string went all the way in there too.
In Europe they last 7 years standard. They say 5 in the USA. I had my first one in for 6 years and this 2nd one for 7, actively having weekly sex with my ex. Yes I am a procrastinator, But they work.
I misread what you wrote in my first response but I won't hide what I wrote, maybe it can help someone else who just got it put in.
I misread what you wrote in my first response but I won't hide what I wrote, maybe it can help someone else who just got it put in.
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