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Posted by Phantom_DangusPosted by VenusAquarius
Thinking about all the stuff I sometimes put in my bath... one day, I'm going to accidentally bake a cake in my coochie, lol.
lol!
You really do need to be careful with some of that stuff, like powered milk. It has sugars in it, and sugars are terrible for vaginal health.click to expand

Posted by Phantom_DangusPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by Phantom_DangusPosted by VenusAquarius
Thinking about all the stuff I sometimes put in my bath... one day, I'm going to accidentally bake a cake in my coochie, lol.
lol!
You really do need to be careful with some of that stuff, like powered milk. It has sugars in it, and sugars are terrible for vaginal health.
~Eyeroll~
Been bathing myself for nearly 45 years dear and I have a daughter that I instruct. I know what personally effects my vaginal health.
Okay, dear. I'm 45 year old too, and you're putting sugar in your kooch.click to expand

Posted by Boots1313
All my co workers think it's "disgusting". I've gotten every comment from:
"It's a mideval filth cauldron"...(way to quote a t.v show, Donna)
"I don't have time for baths"...(well Jessica you're a bitch so maybe you should relax).
"Baths give you yeast infections"...(I've never had one ever in my life, Nancy)

Posted by Black-MambaPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by Phantom_DangusPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by Phantom_DangusPosted by VenusAquarius
Thinking about all the stuff I sometimes put in my bath... one day, I'm going to accidentally bake a cake in my coochie, lol.
lol!
You really do need to be careful with some of that stuff, like powered milk. It has sugars in it, and sugars are terrible for vaginal health.
~Eyeroll~
Been bathing myself for nearly 45 years dear and I have a daughter that I instruct. I know what personally effects my vaginal health.
Okay, dear. I'm 45 year old too, and you're putting sugar in your kooch.
Here we go...
I already know your age.
I do not have vaginal freshness issues like you spoke off in the comments. Your lessons and ph balance are not mine. Nor, do I inquire.
I personally do not have vaginal health problems... odors, bactaria or others.
I also have a gynecologist.
Your assistance is not required.
Do you now get why i sometimes hate this bitch! She's stupid crazy and spends lots of time on dumb conclusions, allegations, and hateration, than acts like a victimclick to expand

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
If I can join you they are ok.

Posted by bumboklatt
Well jessica youre a bitch you you should just relax
Lmao

Posted by Black-MambaPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by Black-MambaPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by Phantom_DangusPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by Phantom_DangusPosted by VenusAquarius
Thinking about all the stuff I sometimes put in my bath... one day, I'm going to accidentally bake a cake in my coochie, lol.
lol!
You really do need to be careful with some of that stuff, like powered milk. It has sugars in it, and sugars are terrible for vaginal health.
~Eyeroll~
Been bathing myself for nearly 45 years dear and I have a daughter that I instruct. I know what personally effects my vaginal health.
Okay, dear. I'm 45 year old too, and you're putting sugar in your kooch.
Here we go...
I already know your age.
I do not have vaginal freshness issues like you spoke off in the comments. Your lessons and ph balance are not mine. Nor, do I inquire.
I personally do not have vaginal health problems... odors, bactaria or others.
I also have a gynecologist.
Your assistance is not required.
Do you now get why i sometimes hate this bitch! She's stupid crazy and spends lots of time on dumb conclusions, allegations, and hateration, than acts like a victim
Yes... even before this...
I know, i have observed her for a very long time.click to expand


Posted by Black-MambaPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by Black-MambaPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by Phantom_DangusPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by Phantom_DangusPosted by VenusAquarius
Thinking about all the stuff I sometimes put in my bath... one day, I'm going to accidentally bake a cake in my coochie, lol.
lol!
You really do need to be careful with some of that stuff, like powered milk. It has sugars in it, and sugars are terrible for vaginal health.
~Eyeroll~
Been bathing myself for nearly 45 years dear and I have a daughter that I instruct. I know what personally effects my vaginal health.
Okay, dear. I'm 45 year old too, and you're putting sugar in your kooch.
Here we go...
I already know your age.
I do not have vaginal freshness issues like you spoke off in the comments. Your lessons and ph balance are not mine. Nor, do I inquire.
I personally do not have vaginal health problems... odors, bactaria or others.
I also have a gynecologist.
Your assistance is not required.
Do you now get why i sometimes hate this bitch! She's stupid crazy and spends lots of time on dumb conclusions, allegations, and hateration, than acts like a victim
Yes... even before this...
I know, i have observed her for a very long time.click to expand

Posted by Black-MambaPosted by Boots1313
Y'all need to relax.
Should I suggest a nice bath?
who said this "Well jessica youre a bitch you you should just relax"click to expand




Posted by FuckItWhatever
I just love how the topic name is in all caps for some reason lol. Very intense bath discussion

Posted by FuckItWhateverPosted by Boots1313Posted by FuckItWhatever
I just love how the topic name is in all caps for some reason lol. Very intense bath discussion
I was very triggered after work yesterday.
I'm actually looked at as a gross humam for liking baths.
They wrinkle up their noses and make gag noises when talking about it.
That’s weird (that they react that way, not that you like baths lol)click to expand

Posted by Boots1313Posted by FuckItWhatever
I just love how the topic name is in all caps for some reason lol. Very intense bath discussion
I was very triggered after work yesterday.
I'm actually looked at as a gross humam for liking baths.
They wrinkle up their noses and make gag noises when talking about it.click to expand


Posted by SagMale
I miss my old hot tub. I would just light a cigar and soak in the hot water with the bubbles on. Then I would jump in the pool and get that rush of temperature change. Then I'd do it again, and maybe again. Then I'd be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo chill. And throw on some bay rum aftershave. Pool/Hot Tub combos are worth every cent.
In the mornings I lay down in the shower and act like I'm trying to nap, but the water keeps me awake. It's amazing. It's like laying in bed in the morning, but with hot water pouring down on you.

Posted by Gemitati
I hate bath for the reason of getting in and out.
Too slippery. I can’t relax! I always need something outside as soon as I sit my ass into it.
So I get out every few min. Then water gets cold. And sitting there doing nothing makes me think about shit and I am getting all jittery and it doesn’t cover me all anyway so...I get out pissed off and exhausted. No thank you. Shower it is!

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So kids, don't dxp and bathe at the same time.