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Posted by Phantom_DangusPosted by VenusAquariusThinking about all the stuff I sometimes put in my bath... one day, I'm going to accidentally bake a cake in my coochie, lol.
lol!
You really do need to be careful with some of that stuff, like powered milk. It has sugars in it, and sugars are terrible for vaginal health.
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~Eyeroll~
Been bathing myself for nearly 45 years dear and I have a daughter that I instruct. I know what personally effects my vaginal health.
Posted by Phantom_DangusPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by Phantom_DangusPosted by VenusAquariusThinking about all the stuff I sometimes put in my bath... one day, I'm going to accidentally bake a cake in my coochie, lol.
lol!
You really do need to be careful with some of that stuff, like powered milk. It has sugars in it, and sugars are terrible for vaginal health.
~Eyeroll~
Been bathing myself for nearly 45 years dear and I have a daughter that I instruct. I know what personally effects my vaginal health.
Okay, dear. I'm 45 year old too, and you're putting sugar in your kooch.
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Here we go...
I already know your age.
I do not have vaginal freshness issues like you spoke off in the comments. Your lessons and ph balance are not mine. Nor, do I inquire.
I personally do not have vaginal health problems... odors, bactaria or others.
I also have a gynecologist.
Your assistance is not required.
Posted by Boots1313All my co workers think it's "disgusting". I've gotten every comment from:
"It's a mideval filth cauldron"...(way to quote a t.v show, Donna)
"I don't have time for baths"...(well Jessica you're a bitch so maybe you should relax).
"Baths give you yeast infections"...(I've never had one ever in my life, Nancy)
2019: Earth is flat and taking baths is digusting 🙄
Posted by Black-MambaPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by Phantom_DangusPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by Phantom_DangusPosted by VenusAquariusThinking about all the stuff I sometimes put in my bath... one day, I'm going to accidentally bake a cake in my coochie, lol.
lol!
You really do need to be careful with some of that stuff, like powered milk. It has sugars in it, and sugars are terrible for vaginal health.
~Eyeroll~
Been bathing myself for nearly 45 years dear and I have a daughter that I instruct. I know what personally effects my vaginal health.
Okay, dear. I'm 45 year old too, and you're putting sugar in your kooch.
Here we go...
I already know your age.
I do not have vaginal freshness issues like you spoke off in the comments. Your lessons and ph balance are not mine. Nor, do I inquire.
I personally do not have vaginal health problems... odors, bactaria or others.
I also have a gynecologist.
Your assistance is not required.
Do you now get why i sometimes hate this bitch! She's stupid crazy and spends lots of time on dumb conclusions, allegations, and hateration, than acts like a victim
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Yes... even before this... I share your sentiment.
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturnsIf I can join you they are ok.
Wow a little forward..no?
Not enough room for you, me and my bull
. sorry bb
Posted by bumboklattWell jessica youre a bitch you you should just relax
Lmao
For real though.
She's super uptight
Posted by Black-MambaPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by Black-MambaPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by Phantom_DangusPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by Phantom_DangusPosted by VenusAquariusThinking about all the stuff I sometimes put in my bath... one day, I'm going to accidentally bake a cake in my coochie, lol.
lol!
You really do need to be careful with some of that stuff, like powered milk. It has sugars in it, and sugars are terrible for vaginal health.
~Eyeroll~
Been bathing myself for nearly 45 years dear and I have a daughter that I instruct. I know what personally effects my vaginal health.
Okay, dear. I'm 45 year old too, and you're putting sugar in your kooch.
Here we go...
I already know your age.
I do not have vaginal freshness issues like you spoke off in the comments. Your lessons and ph balance are not mine. Nor, do I inquire.
I personally do not have vaginal health problems... odors, bactaria or others.
I also have a gynecologist.
Your assistance is not required.
Do you now get why i sometimes hate this bitch! She's stupid crazy and spends lots of time on dumb conclusions, allegations, and hateration, than acts like a victim
Yes... even before this...
I know, i have observed her for a very long time.
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Me too.
Trying to figure out the core issue.
The ironic comment of "ego off the charts," has validated a theory.
Y'all need to relax.
Should I suggest a nice bath?
Posted by Black-MambaPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by Black-MambaPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by Phantom_DangusPosted by VenusAquariusPosted by Phantom_DangusPosted by VenusAquariusThinking about all the stuff I sometimes put in my bath... one day, I'm going to accidentally bake a cake in my coochie, lol.
lol!
You really do need to be careful with some of that stuff, like powered milk. It has sugars in it, and sugars are terrible for vaginal health.
~Eyeroll~
Been bathing myself for nearly 45 years dear and I have a daughter that I instruct. I know what personally effects my vaginal health.
Okay, dear. I'm 45 year old too, and you're putting sugar in your kooch.
Here we go...
I already know your age.
I do not have vaginal freshness issues like you spoke off in the comments. Your lessons and ph balance are not mine. Nor, do I inquire.
I personally do not have vaginal health problems... odors, bactaria or others.
I also have a gynecologist.
Your assistance is not required.
Do you now get why i sometimes hate this bitch! She's stupid crazy and spends lots of time on dumb conclusions, allegations, and hateration, than acts like a victim
Yes... even before this...
I know, i have observed her for a very long time.
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She just might be a "karen" is all.
Posted by Black-MambaPosted by Boots1313Y'all need to relax.
Should I suggest a nice bath?
who said this "Well jessica youre a bitch you you should just relax"
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I said it.
It's in reference to a co worker who doesn't have time for baths.
Her name isn't Jessica.
*Names have been changed to protect identity.
Sunday will be bath day for me, fuck my sperm count!
Lol @ filth cauldron
I take baths several times a week and its never to get clean. Thats what showers are for.
Baths are for relaxing muscles and softening up the skin with essential oils.
I have one of those bamboo trays that holds your tablet, phone, and wine glass.
Key to baths is the 3 stages method.
Fill tub to hip height and soak until water starts to cool. Then pump up the hot water till it hits rib height, and chill. Then once more to breast height/few inches from tub top and soak up the last bit of heat.
I'm just curious of the bath nay sayers opinions on jacuzzis. Like at least my bath just has my juices, ijs.
And for those of you scared of yeasties, add a few drops of tea tree oil to your bath water. Natural antibacterial and antifungal.
Just as with any essential oil, first you want to test a drop on your arm (with a carrier oil like almond or coconut) and leave for a few hours to make sure your not allergic.
Posted by FuckItWhateverI just love how the topic name is in all caps for some reason lol. Very intense bath discussion
I was very triggered after work yesterday.
I'm actually looked at as a gross humam for liking baths.
They wrinkle up their noses and make gag noises when talking about it.
Posted by FuckItWhateverPosted by Boots1313Posted by FuckItWhateverI just love how the topic name is in all caps for some reason lol. Very intense bath discussion
I was very triggered after work yesterday.
I'm actually looked at as a gross humam for liking baths.
They wrinkle up their noses and make gag noises when talking about it.
That’s weird (that they react that way, not that you like baths lol)
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Mhmm. Whole reason for making this thread
Posted by Boots1313Posted by FuckItWhateverI just love how the topic name is in all caps for some reason lol. Very intense bath discussion
I was very triggered after work yesterday.
I'm actually looked at as a gross humam for liking baths.
They wrinkle up their noses and make gag noises when talking about it.
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I was triggered at your original post.
Posted by HearttofTopazzI LIKE BATHS
Do you scrub your hooves?
Posted by SagMaleI miss my old hot tub. I would just light a cigar and soak in the hot water with the bubbles on. Then I would jump in the pool and get that rush of temperature change. Then I'd do it again, and maybe again. Then I'd be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo chill. And throw on some bay rum aftershave. Pool/Hot Tub combos are worth every cent.
In the mornings I lay down in the shower and act like I'm trying to nap, but the water keeps me awake. It's amazing. It's like laying in bed in the morning, but with hot water pouring down on you.
Are you a midget?
I hate bath for the reason of getting in and out.
Too slippery. I can’t relax! I always need something outside as soon as I sit my ass into it.
So I get out every few min. Then water gets cold. And sitting there doing nothing makes me think about shit and I am getting all jittery and it doesn’t cover me all anyway so...I get out pissed off and exhausted. No thank you. Shower it is!
Posted by GemitatiI hate bath for the reason of getting in and out.
Too slippery. I can’t relax! I always need something outside as soon as I sit my ass into it.
So I get out every few min. Then water gets cold. And sitting there doing nothing makes me think about shit and I am getting all jittery and it doesn’t cover me all anyway so...I get out pissed off and exhausted. No thank you. Shower it is!
Don't blame the bath.
You've just never learned how to relax.
I love baths. I havent been taking as many as I usually do lately cause the last few months I've been on the go a lot. I was planning on taking one today if not tomorrow tho cause my body is soooooooo fucking stiff for some odd reason. Probably do it tonight for the moon ritual. Hmmm
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@VenusAqua, that's nothing compared to dropping your (charging) phone into the water...well, it kills you instantly.
So kids, don't dxp and bathe at the same time.