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@Whorpio
8 Years5,000+ PostsScorpio
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To masturbate or not to masturbate
ALSO WHAT IS A GOOD TV BRAND?
Samsung? Insignia? Is Sony still hip?
Samsung? Insignia? Is Sony still hip?
Posted by WhorpioI have a samsung curved 55in and I love it.
ALSO WHAT IS A GOOD TV BRAND?
Samsung? Insignia? Is Sony still hip?
Great price for the quality.
Posted by WhorpioI have a samsung curved 55in and I love it.
ALSO WHAT IS A GOOD TV BRAND?
Samsung? Insignia? Is Sony still hip?
Great price for the quality.
Posted by ColdFire17
Depends, how big?
50+”
Posted by WhorpioLike he can see IF you masturbating?
My boyfriend said he’ll get me a big ass bedroom tv if I don’t masturbate for these final 10 days of his work trip. Is it worth it?
To be fair I have a feeling he’ll buy the tv even if I do break the bet.
Just wondering if there’s any kind of personal victory behind keeping to it.
Deny!
You’ve lied to me that he ate your roller scares I paid for!
Why can’t you lie again? And one more advice...before he is back - you buy your own TV and when he is back - you laying there with porn on moaning...sorry...I am masturbating to your image baby!
THEN his next step is diamond ring from Tiffanies! I wanted one it was $ 57k
Well...I didn’t get it because I was afraid I will poke my eye out! The setting was too high! But that is is paaaaaast...
You got it? ❤️
Posted by Caramel_Princess
You put a big tv in your bedroom you’ll never have sex again. 😛
He can’t fall asleep without the tv on 😕
We have sex ev-er-ee-where
Posted by Caramel_PrincessPosted by ColdFire17
Negotiate for more
Yup! Ask for a new phone, or CAR! See how far he’ll go! 😆click to expand
I can work with this. Thanks gurls 🤗🤗
Posted by JadeAlexander
I saw skip the materbating... last time I went two weeks without sex I was soooo turned on. I read a text and nearly came and it wasn’t even THAT exciting of a text.
It’s only 10 days, play it up.
Skip the TV... tell him to get a white noise machine.
Hotttttttt @ first two statements/paragraph.
I don’t wanna say he’s pushy, but he HAS to be watching his programs in order to fall asleep. It’s more a visual thing than a hearing thing.
Posted by JadeAlexander
It was very enjoyable to be that turned on 24/7 and constantly teasing one another. I would be soaking wet standing next to him in social situations....
That sucks about the tv.... would drive me crazy!
99% of the time I masturbate is out of boredom tbh. How do I fight that urge? I have nothing else to do...
Posted by JadeAlexanderi always get the feeling OP is a man. 😕Posted by WhorpioTry a hobby... like seriously, a hobby. An outlet for nervous or stressed energy.Posted by JadeAlexander
It was very enjoyable to be that turned on 24/7 and constantly teasing one another. I would be soaking wet standing next to him in social situations....
That sucks about the tv.... would drive me crazy!
99% of the time I masturbate is out of boredom tbh. How do I fight that urge? I have nothing else to do...
I took up painting, I suck but it’s fun. Today I baked... it kept me occupied and sugar makes me high. I started reading for fun again. Go for a walk, work out! Like, if you’re bored just get active...
I masterbate because I’m horny and dick isn’t always available. Otherwise I keep myself pretty busy... god, have a kid... that helped with boredom.
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but yeah @Whorpio, take up a hobby besides astrology. I wouldnt recommend having children with your state of mind lol just kidding...i really dont know you but dayummm...
lots of fun stuff to do on your own, or get another job. that'll keep you busy.
Some guy has to bribe his lover with a tv to keep her from masturbating LMAO!
I'll admit I'm rarely surprised, and feel like I've heard it all. But this is funny af to me for some reason.
Why u need to masturbate so much? You got the sex drive of a single male lol!
I'll admit I'm rarely surprised, and feel like I've heard it all. But this is funny af to me for some reason.
Why u need to masturbate so much? You got the sex drive of a single male lol!
Posted by WhorpioPanasonic it’s the best
ALSO WHAT IS A GOOD TV BRAND?
Samsung? Insignia? Is Sony still hip?
Posted by Soulmy husband's colleagues had told him about some woman who was always about sex and wants sex all the time, and in the trains, restaurants, cafes and everywhere they go. he broke up with her. he dont like that and was annoyed.
Some guy has to bribe his lover with a tv to keep her from masturbating LMAO!
I'll admit I'm rarely surprised, and feel like I've heard it all. But this is funny af to me for some reason.
Why u need to masturbate so much? You got the sex drive of a single male lol!
all the men laughed and agreed thats too much and no control on the woman.
Posted by lisabethur8Personally I love sex, but women with a constant need for it freak me out lol. If her sex drive is more then mine we have a real issue. My best friend is currently with a women who constantly wants sex, but is really bad at it of doesn't at the least act well which is one of my fears in a lover. It sounds a bit chummy but I'd give 7 days of meaningless sex for 1 day of really deep passionate love. Too much sex begins to feel like masturbation to me, which has been scribed into my head to be fake. Which is what too much sex becomes for me over time.Posted by Soulmy husband's colleagues had told him about some woman who was always about sex and wants sex all the time, and in the trains, restaurants, cafes and everywhere they go. he broke up with her. he dont like that and was annoyed.
Some guy has to bribe his lover with a tv to keep her from masturbating LMAO!
I'll admit I'm rarely surprised, and feel like I've heard it all. But this is funny af to me for some reason.
Why u need to masturbate so much? You got the sex drive of a single male lol!click to expand
Why is he trying to control whether you masturbate or not? Are you having sex with him every day, if so, go for the tv, if not, tell him to feck off 😛
Oh i just read he is away!
No way!
Oh i just read he is away!
No way!
Posted by Soul
Some guy has to bribe his lover with a tv to keep her from masturbating LMAO!
I'll admit I'm rarely surprised, and feel like I've heard it all. But this is funny af to me for some reason.
Why u need to masturbate so much? You got the sex drive of a single male lol!
Well my boyfriend is out of town and I’m bored! I have nothing else to do.
Posted by lisabethur8
my husband's colleagues had told him about some woman who was always about sex and wants sex all the time, and in the trains, restaurants, cafes and everywhere they go. he broke up with her. he dont like that and was annoyed.
all the men laughed and agreed thats too much and no control on the woman.
Good thing my boyfriend wants it just as much as I do (if not more) when he’s home 🙂
Posted by AverageJoe99
He just wants some tight pussy again
Maaaan we already have trouble fitting it even after we fudge multiple times in a day, several days in a row.
We think we have this disorder called ‘penis cativus’ where the penis gets stuck in the coochie.
Posted by lisabethur8
i always get the feeling OP is a man.
Yeah, and I get the feeling you’re an unattractive twat who’s husband dunt find her attractive enough to touch, so you resort to slut shaming all the sexually open women online 😕
Posted by HearttofTopazPosted by WhorpioPosted by lisabethur8
i always get the feeling OP is a man.
Yeah, and I get the feeling you’re an unattractive twat who’s husband dunt find her attractive enough to touch, so you resort to slut shaming all the sexually open women online 😕
“Dunt”
Lolclick to expand
Sounds smoother than “doesn’t” tbh
Posted by WhorpioPosted by JadeAlexander
It was very enjoyable to be that turned on 24/7 and constantly teasing one another. I would be soaking wet standing next to him in social situations....
That sucks about the tv.... would drive me crazy!
99% of the time I masturbate is out of boredom tbh. How do I fight that urge? I have nothing else to do...click to expand
Yes, it sounds like you really need a tv
Posted by Caramel_PrincessYes, that is why no one has sex in hotel rooms 😜
You put a big tv in your bedroom you’ll never have sex again. 😛
Posted by pisceswoman123I've had loads, in lots of different cities 😈Posted by Caramel_PrincessYes, that is why no one has sex in hotel rooms 😜
You put a big tv in your bedroom you’ll never have sex again. 😛
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Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by pisceswoman123I've had loads, in lots of different cities 😈Posted by Caramel_PrincessYes, that is why no one has sex in hotel rooms 😜
You put a big tv in your bedroom you’ll never have sex again. 😛
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Posted by Caramel_Princess
Hotel rooms always have the worst weirdest tv channels! Plus who goes to a hotel room to watch TV!? 😂
I would 😬😬
Posted by El_toro_loco
I got $ 100 that says you could go into any electronics store, masturbate in front of the store manager, and walk out with any TV you wanted, possibly even a Blu Ray player and free Cable for a year.... I say your man offers a weak deal, hold out for better.
Damn...You think this could work at Best Buy? I know since they’re nationwide they prolly have stricter standards, but goddamn do they have such a wide variety of televisions 😮😮😮
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by pisceswoman123
Yes, that is why no one has sex in hotel rooms 😜
I've had loads, in lots of different cities 😈click to expand
Hubba hubba
Posted by ItsMeRomanPosted by WhorpioPosted by lisabethur8
i always get the feeling OP is a man.
Yeah, and I get the feeling you’re an unattractive twat who’s husband dunt find her attractive enough to touch, so you resort to slut shaming all the sexually open women online
Lol the fuk?! I don’t think the OG comment deserves the response!
You just scalped her yo....make sure you don’t attribute that scalping to native Americans tho because then I’m gonna send for you.
Just stop fapping for a week you dirty woman. Let that clit think this is the end and watch her slither across the floor like a slug 🐌 when he comes home. 👹click to expand
Some of my dxp friends say you’re a headache, but sometimes I think you do offer very supportive advice 🙂
Make a sex tape when he gets back and masterbate to that, that's what im gonna do
Ewwww why tho?
Posted by AverageJoe99I love when ignorant dudes like you push the loose pussy rhetoric.
He just wants some tight pussy again
Vag is a muscle. If you don't use it you lose it. Masturbation will actually make it tighter.
Posted by AverageJoe99Yes.Posted by LadyNeptuneSo, a beat up pussy from a big dick gonna be tighter than a pussy ain’t been hit in 5 years?Posted by AverageJoe99I love when ignorant dudes like you push the loose pussy rhetoric.
He just wants some tight pussy again
Vag is a muscle. If you don't use it you lose it. Masturbation will actually make it tighter.click to expand
I know you dudes have your fragile ego tied up in the size of your dick but come on. Big dick isn't shit to vageen thats designed to push out small humans. The only dudes who talk about 'loose pussy' are dudes packing under 4".
Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by AverageJoe99
So, a beat up pussy from a big dick gonna be tighter than a pussy ain’t been hit in 5 years?
Yes.
I know you dudes have your fragile ego tied up in the size of your dick but come on. Big dick isn't shit to vageen thats designed to push out small humans. The only dudes who talk about 'loose pussy' are dudes packing under 4".click to expand
The other day on Facebook I saw this meme that said “How come fuckboys think a pussy that’s been run through by 50 different dudes is looser than a pussy that’s been run through by 1 big dick 50 times??”
It made me think of you because you’re an advocate ❤️❤️
Jed is black?
Posted by WhorpioRight!?Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by AverageJoe99
So, a beat up pussy from a big dick gonna be tighter than a pussy ain’t been hit in 5 years?
Yes.
I know you dudes have your fragile ego tied up in the size of your dick but come on. Big dick isn't shit to vageen thats designed to push out small humans. The only dudes who talk about 'loose pussy' are dudes packing under 4".
The other day on Facebook I saw this meme that said “How come fuckboys think a pussy that’s been run through by 50 different dudes is looser than a pussy that’s been run through by 1 big dick 50 times??”
It made me think of you because you’re an advocate ❤️❤️click to expand
Posted by AverageJoe99Needledick syndrome doesn’t see color.Posted by LadyNeptuneLol. My dick ain’t small.Posted by AverageJoe99Yes.Posted by LadyNeptuneSo, a beat up pussy from a big dick gonna be tighter than a pussy ain’t been hit in 5 years?Posted by AverageJoe99I love when ignorant dudes like you push the loose pussy rhetoric.
He just wants some tight pussy again
Vag is a muscle. If you don't use it you lose it. Masturbation will actually make it tighter.
I know you dudes have your fragile ego tied up in the size of your dick but come on. Big dick isn't shit to vageen thats designed to push out small humans. The only dudes who talk about 'loose pussy' are dudes packing under 4".
I’m blackclick to expand
Can I be TMI for a moment?
You should rub one out right before you see him. I’m talking minutes before he’s coming over. That way your all juicy and swollen for him. Plus your 2nd and 3rd gasms will follow rapidly after 5/10mins of fucking.
You should rub one out right before you see him. I’m talking minutes before he’s coming over. That way your all juicy and swollen for him. Plus your 2nd and 3rd gasms will follow rapidly after 5/10mins of fucking.
Posted by ArkansassyAre you asking for a dick pic and if he doesn't deliver will you shoutPosted by AverageJoe99How big is your dick?Posted by LadyNeptuneI don’t suffer from “white boy syndrome”Posted by AverageJoe99Needledick syndrome doesn’t see color.Posted by LadyNeptuneLol. My dick ain’t small.Posted by AverageJoe99Yes.Posted by LadyNeptuneSo, a beat up pussy from a big dick gonna be tighter than a pussy ain’t been hit in 5 years?Posted by AverageJoe99I love when ignorant dudes like you push the loose pussy rhetoric.
He just wants some tight pussy again
Vag is a muscle. If you don't use it you lose it. Masturbation will actually make it tighter.
I know you dudes have your fragile ego tied up in the size of your dick but come on. Big dick isn't shit to vageen thats designed to push out small humans. The only dudes who talk about 'loose pussy' are dudes packing under 4".
I’m black
Details please.click to expand
"PICTURES OR GTFO"
😛
Posted by HearttofTopazYou know what’s upPosted by LadyNeptuneI do this sometimes. It’s magical
Can I be TMI for a moment?
You should rub one out right before you see him. I’m talking minutes before he’s coming over. That way your all juicy and swollen for him. Plus your 2nd and 3rd gasms will follow rapidly after 5/10mins of fucking.
Lmaooclick to expand
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To be fair I have a feeling he’ll buy the tv even if I do break the bet.
Just wondering if there’s any kind of personal victory behind keeping to it.