@DMV
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How do you guys feel about penis cakes?
As a general rule, I hate surprises. I don't like not knowing what's going on.
But penis cake is always a good time. 🙂
Posted by DMV
How do you guys feel about penis cakes?
i think that would be the sweetest thing
Posted by DMV
Like surprise parties? I have one planned next month. I really want to show her how much I love her.
Love them, as long as they aren't at my place..in which case I hyperventilate about how unprepared I am and etc, etc, etc.
Posted by DMV
How do you guys feel about penis cakes?
Damn it DMV! When I said you were in charge of the penis, I was talking about something else entirely. Now quit being such a Taurus and quit it with this "cake" thing.
I think the penis is real in this cake. The cake probably was set around it
Posted by virgowithasoul
I think the penis is real in this cake. The cake probably was set around it
i think that would be the sweetest thing
Posted by Damnata
Posted by DMV
Like surprise parties? I have one planned next month. I really want to show her how much I love her.
Love them, as long as they aren't at my place..in which case I hyperventilate about how unprepared I am and etc, etc, etc.
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^^^^this...even though I hate being the center of attention, I would push it aside because someone did something so nice for me.
I'd get a kick out of a penis cake...if the cake is metaphor for real penis, then I would have to pass. If penis cake means stripper, id be ok with that...as long as he doesnt stick his penis in my face lol
Posted by Damnata
Posted by DMV
Like surprise parties? I have one planned next month. I really want to show her how much I love her.
Love them, as long as they aren't at my place..in which case I hyperventilate about how unprepared I am and etc, etc, etc.
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hahahah she totally would!!!
Posted by TMV
As a general rule, I hate surprises. I don't like not knowing what's going on.But penis cake is always a good time. 🙂
she can be a bit nosey and wants to work out the details. i wanna show her that ive been paying close attention over the year. I know her likes/dislikes.
Posted by Damnata
Posted by DMV
How do you guys feel about penis cakes?
Damn it DMV! When I said you were in charge of the penis, I was talking about something else entirely. Now quit being such a Taurus and quit it with this "cake" thing.
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lmao. i found a good recipie online. ive made them b4, but theyve been tray cakes. I found one for a standing up one.
Posted by virgowithasoul
I think the penis is real in this cake. The cake probably was set around it
damnit virgos. youve out done me once again! her boyfriend is a leo. I dont know how awesome she would feel about me handling her man's beef cake.
bwahahahaha virgos. always pushing the bar higher.
The surprise party is at a particular bar that she's never gone too but expressed interest.
Just do it
I think the penis cake is a great idea. I know I'd embrace a pussy cake.
It depends on the surpise. I like surprises as to what I am getting. LOL but not to where I am going!
But that cake I would love it!!!!
The hips on this one. ^ They don't lie.
LOL....my friend threw me a surprise b'day party at my home. I was turning 23 yo and that was my last b'day at home. Since then, I've not been celebrating my b'day at home. I don't like surprises but I love this friend of mine and yes, I'll set my own feeling aside to enjoy what she likes to do.
Penis cake? Absolutely! Top with penis gummy candy will be top of the world!!! Oh and guy strippers will be also welcome!!!! You'll make my year!!!
it definitely wont be at her house. lmao. good to know that bout the maidens. i can find some gummy penis...lol i should get some gummy vaginas for the guys 2.
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Like surprise parties? I have one planned next month. I really want to show her how much I love her.