@SuperSize9
6 Years500+ Posts
F#%* I proposed and she said I do.
Understanding the Astrology of Spontaneous Relationships
Spontaneous connections like proposals and intense intimacy can be influenced by astrological factors such as Mars for passion and Venus for love. These moments may reflect a period of heightened energy or emotional openness driven by planetary alignments. Recognizing these influences can help you understand your actions and feelings in impulsive situations.
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Any advice I’m in too deep now
Liar
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Florida
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
It’s been a little rainy but 85 degrees where you from that it’s still freezing??
Well, I do declare. Whatever will become of this young idiot and all his adjectives?
Sarcasm horse
Liar
How my story is consistent and I’m asking for advice but all I get is the name calling
😏
What’s funny
Well, I do declare. Whatever will become of this young idiot and all his adjectives?
Sarcasm horse
Invention cow
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Dumb donkey
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
What’s funny
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How much for a ticket on this train wreck?
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
It’s been a little rainy but 85 degrees where you from that it’s still freezing??
You're right. I'm wrong! Bye!
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Skippity paps
What’s funny
How much for a ticket on this train wreck?
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Don’t say that I’m trying I’m just doing it in a guys way which is making it worst
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
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Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
What’s funny
How much for a ticket on this train wreck?
Don’t say that I’m trying I’m just doing it in a guys way which is making it worst
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Y'all play too much tho.
What’s funny
How much for a ticket on this train wreck?
Don’t say that I’m trying I’m just doing it in a guys way which is making it worst
Y'all play too much tho.
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Who’s playing I’m being honest this has happened and I’m feeling bad about it now
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
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Or will we be married and happy by Christmas
😑
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel
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What’s with the face? Confused?
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel
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I know some adults who act worst then teenagers better yet toddlers
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
Or will we be married and happy by Christmas
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That’s the spirit!!
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel
And then my eyes caught "shot the club up"
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What you want me say didn’t want say I ........ in her wanted to be detail but I’m respectful
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
Or will we be married and happy by Christmas
That’s the spirit!!
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The Christmas spirit
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
Or will we be married and happy by Christmas
That’s the spirit!!
The Christmas spirit
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Or the ghosts of Christmas past 👻
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
Or will we be married and happy by Christmas
That’s the spirit!!
The Christmas spirit
Or the ghosts of Christmas past 👻
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That’s called a STD
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
Or will we be married and happy by Christmas
That’s the spirit!!
The Christmas spirit
Or the ghosts of Christmas past 👻
That’s called a STD
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You telling us all you had STDs in your past?
Which ones? 🧐
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel
I know some adults who act worst then teenagers better yet toddlers
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Dude, stop bullshitting.
There’s nothing real about your story before or now. I don’t know what you’re getting from it.
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
Or will we be married and happy by Christmas
That’s the spirit!!
The Christmas spirit
Or the ghosts of Christmas past 👻
That’s called a STD
You telling us all you had STDs in your past?
Which ones? 🧐
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I was 17 she was 22 night school student we bumped into each other on the bus had sex same day. Lesson learned condoms don’t protect you from crabs smh
I can’t believe I’m telling you this
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
Or will we be married and happy by Christmas
That’s the spirit!!
The Christmas spirit
Or the ghosts of Christmas past 👻
That’s called a STD
You telling us all you had STDs in your past?
Which ones? 🧐
I was 17 she was 22 night school student we bumped into each other on the bus had sex same day. Lesson learned condoms don’t protect you from crabs smh
I can’t believe I’m telling you this
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Lol. 🤣🤣🤣😂😅
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel
I know some adults who act worst then teenagers better yet toddlers
Dude, stop bullshitting.
There’s nothing real about your story before or now. I don’t know what you’re getting from it.
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What are you mad about?
To be honest it’s 95% real FYI
So you proposed with no ring and got some pussy?
Moral of the story is you should’ve did this 2 months ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just stay engaged for 10 years. 😎
You think I haven’t thought about that already maybe 2 years. I googled it.
Well I guess next she will hold out for the ring.
We will be waiting.
You’ll have more dreams.
Will the hall pass still be valid?
On the next episode of the “Virgo Palms”
Or will we be married and happy by Christmas
That’s the spirit!!
The Christmas spirit
Or the ghosts of Christmas past 👻
That’s called a STD
You telling us all you had STDs in your past?
Which ones? 🧐
I was 17 she was 22 night school student we bumped into each other on the bus had sex same day. Lesson learned condoms don’t protect you from crabs smh
I can’t believe I’m telling you this
Lol. 🤣🤣🤣😂😅
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Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel
I know some adults who act worst then teenagers better yet toddlers
Dude, stop bullshitting.
There’s nothing real about your story before or now. I don’t know what you’re getting from it.
What are you mad about?
To be honest it’s 95% real FYI
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What 5% is fake?
Please don’t say the 🦀 story!! 😢😭😭😭😭
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel
I know some adults who act worst then teenagers better yet toddlers
Dude, stop bullshitting.
There’s nothing real about your story before or now. I don’t know what you’re getting from it.
What are you mad about?
To be honest it’s 95% real FYI
What 5% is fake?
Please don’t say the 🦀 story!! 😢😭😭😭😭
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Unfortunately it’s not that one.
I wasn’t high I was coherent
I don’t believe this because matching your shoes to your dress has been passé since the 90s.
Are you serious—? 🙄🧐
I’m over this good night!
I don’t believe this because matching your shoes to your dress has been passé since the 90s.
Are you serious—? 🙄🧐
I’m over this good night!
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Good night! 💤🌙😴
It's "worse"...not "worst"
Sorry not sorry 🤷🏻♀️
The camel noises got me 😂😂😂. I would stop right there and walk the fuck home...I don't care if I lived there or not...I'm leaving 😂
Couldn't read past this "red dress and red heels." it's the middle of winter 🥶 I think I'm too old for these stories *closes door*
Lol 😂 it’s like a teenage fantasy novel
I know some adults who act worst then teenagers better yet toddlers
Dude, stop bullshitting.
There’s nothing real about your story before or now. I don’t know what you’re getting from it.
What are you mad about?
To be honest it’s 95% real FYI
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There’s maybe 5% reality hidden in there.
What’s funny
How much for a ticket on this train wreck?
Don’t say that I’m trying I’m just doing it in a guys way which is making it worst
Y'all play too much tho.
Who’s playing I’m being honest this has happened and I’m feeling bad about it now
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The games y'all playing with each other.
Is this how virguys are? Lord have mercy...I couldn't do it. Just when I think I might like to try one...this shit right here snaps me back to reality 😆
good troll
What's to fear? Why act like that? Maybe propose when you mean it and not when you're horny and you might feel better about it. This was supposed to be a happy moment without doubts.
Douche.
The camel noises got me 😂😂😂. I would stop right there and walk the fuck home...I don't care if I lived there or not...I'm leaving 😂
LMAO! I'd drop it with a deer rifle.
Herbert and sherbert...
LMAO
Real story: someone finally got some and wanted to brag about it.
Everything else is smoke n mirrors. Bleeding wanker.
Proposing because you're horny isn't the best reason to marry someone
This also adds weight to my friend's theory that *men will do anything or say anything to get sex*
OP...get your lady friend to take a pregnancy test asap and decide what you will do in either circumstance. Stock up on condoms...
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I met up with a few buddies earlier in the day we were smoking w**d, I started to feel good and happy. I met my girl later and she looked flaming hot in a red dress and red heels. I was already horny so I got on one knee and proposed, no ring just a promise to get a ring. And I meant it . I also was fed up and needed physical connection with my girl. So we went back home and had straight up unprotected sex.. annnnd it was goooood it felt goooood and when I finished it was tranquility(aka GOOOOD) .. I can’t explain it, and the amount can not be in anyway normal the 3 month build up, I mean it felt like I exploded and that weird sound camels make, I was making it, I tried to stop. I’m pretty sure she might be pregnant after tonight. I’m really trying not to be graphic with the details but it was an extreme ending for me. Yes! it was that good and so much that for lack of better words - let’s just say
“I shot the club up”.
Afterward She laid next to me as I start to drift off to sleep with that soft booty next to me she turns gives me a kiss. She says in her soft voice “I’m so happy, I love you baby so much I held off and you remained patient, I gave you a hall pass and you didn’t use it, how did I get so lucky. She then says “You looked so good in your suite earlier I would have broken my rule for tonight baby, I smiled and said you would have? How so. She replied again “yes baby you was looking fine, I’ve been drinking wine thinking about you all day baby.
And there you have it. I Fucking proposed and she said I do. When I didn’t have too to get some motherfucking shit bitch sex. My high is gone. I cam. no stress. But anxiety is building up. Don’t get it wrong I feel I made a right decision but at the wrong time and for the wrong reason.