Virgos and online dating

So I was checking some online dating profiles and this guy stood out as a Virgo. Love, love our humor.

"Forget all the other guys here, I am the BEST!
- Being responsible, having a good job and shit? Check.
- Dealing with modern-day relationship problems tenderly, being intensive and understanding? Doublecheck.
- Standing by in time of needs and provide a shoulder to cry on? Mega-check.
- Being extremely kind, funny, smart and shit? MOTHERFLIPPING CHECK ALL OVER THAT.
Dont believe me? Check this shit out:

-I am devilishly handsome: I was prom king two years in a row with two different queens.
-I am ridiculously smart: I can solve any rubiks cube in front of your face with my magic fingers.
-I have pinpoint accuracy: I killed a hawk once with a ninja star. (sorry for the bird, too)
-I am good for morale: When someone cries i am all symphatetic and shit.

Need my self summary? Nope. Not when you got my FACTS!
-I am honorable: I am the son of a librarian and a capricorn.
-I am brave: I fight crime on weekends, I dont wear a cape yo that shit is for PIMPS.
-I am dependable: Just call my name and I will be there

...well thats all for now ladies, you can find out more about me when you send me a single message saying hi!"

Posted by Damnata
So I was checking some online dating profiles and this guy stood out as a Virgo. Love, love our humor.

"Forget all the other guys here, I am the BEST!
- Being responsible, having a good job and shit? Check.
- Dealing with modern-day relationship problems tenderly, being intensive and understanding? Doublecheck.
- Standing by in time of needs and provide a shoulder to cry on? Mega-check.
- Being extremely kind, funny, smart and shit? MOTHERFLIPPING CHECK ALL OVER THAT.
Dont believe me? Check this shit out:

-I am devilishly handsome: I was prom king two years in a row with two different queens.
-I am ridiculously smart: I can solve any rubiks cube in front of your face with my magic fingers.
-I have pinpoint accuracy: I killed a hawk once with a ninja star. (sorry for the bird, too)
-I am good for morale: When someone cries i am all symphatetic and shit.

Need my self summary? Nope. Not when you got my FACTS!
-I am honorable: I am the son of a librarian and a capricorn.
-I am brave: I fight crime on weekends, I dont wear a cape yo that shit is for PIMPS.
-I am dependable: Just call my name and I will be there

...well thats all for now ladies, you can find out more about me when you send me a single message saying hi!"

Hahahahah Nice guy 😉

The "I'm the son of a librarian and a Capricorn" really made me LOL.

i like him alredy

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Posted by Damnata
I was prom king

this screams has been to me. 😛

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yeah, i actually sent a message to correct him.

Even I would have taken a run at him with a profile like that. 🙂

lol thanks Damnata!

lol

Sorry to be the Virgo with the bucket of cold water but....

If he is so put together why would he need to services of a Dating site? It would be probable that he commands a room when he walks in and all the women in his life or he meets wouldn't let this "catch" escape so easily.

A pimp's charisma at work here.

Ladies check yourself this is what gets you into your forties divorced, kids and bitter.

It's humor. Not meant to be taken literally or even seriously. 😛

+3 lol cmon MV let your inner Virgo mischief run free u know this ish is chuckle-worthy lol....or are you just jealous that you don' fight crime on the weekend hmmm?_?_?

Hmmm. Crime fighting saturdays.....? I like this. YES Lets Do This. *Shouts* Beware Evil Doer's Everywhere...

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Posted by Damnata
I was prom king

this screams has been to me. 😛

yeah, i actually sent a message to correct him.

Oh, my! I wonder how he will react to that. Judging from his profile, I'd say he'd take it well and some.

Confidence and humor in a man is very attractive, not to be mistaken for arrogant and obnoxious, of course. Witty banter is the like the extra cookie you find at the bottom of the bag when you think you've eaten them all. ^__^

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Yeah he replied with humor "Of course I don't have anyone, being perfect is a full time job, cannot allow any distractions".

bwhahaha

Told him I'm posting this shit on an astro board because he had something on his profile where he mentioned he's into astrology as well. He took it so well, I'm begining to worry about his mental health.

Posted by miamivirgo

+3 lol cmon MV let your inner Virgo mischief run free u know this ish is chuckle-worthy lol....or are you just jealous that you don' fight crime on the weekend hmmm?_?_?

Hmmm. Crime fighting saturdays.....? I like this. YES Lets Do This. *Shouts* Beware Evil Doer's Everywhere...

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Will you have a cape at least—??

Hi Xvll27!!! Does that mean you like to fight crime too? 😉

LOL, sounds a lot like a Virgo I dated.... This is what I love about them Virguys... humour and loads of fun 🙂

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Posted by justagirl
Hi Xvll27!!!

How are you ?

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Does that mean you like to fight crime too? 😉

Yeah but not at weekends 🙂

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Doing great thanks 🙂

So you are a midnight crime fighter! Awesome!