Caf? Decente (Page 4)

i'll burn u guys some copies if i'm feeling nice...

Naw, I'll pass on this one. But thank you.

see ya later birthday boy 😉

und ciao jungfrau

Everyone I would like you to meet my new boyfriend, James.

I found him one night walking all alone. He said he had just broke up with his girlfriend who had been abusing him and treating him wrong. But I treat him and he does me well too...I love James...

Ta ta Ms. Schoenetanz

I'm gone too..

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you BITCH - how DARE you lure my man away like that..I NEVER treated him wrong...(well, I rode him w/o a saddle a couple of times but that is just cause we were in a hurry) but I NEVER abused my baby!!!! NEVER!!!

Besides - if he were gonna leave me he would go back with that lil bitch of a hungryhungry caterpillar - but she is chained to mr.carl right now...and ANYWAY I have the treats that he LIKES and he will eventually come bounding back to me when he gets hungry...you think that crap feed that you used to get him to follow you will actually KEEP HIM AROUND—

AAAAAHAHAHAHAA THINK AGAIN!!!! *holds out hand with special treats and lays them out in a line leading to the bedroom* just you watch...

JUST

YOU

WATCH

just look at this fat douchepillar...rolls spilling out all over the place

*rolls eyes in disgust* what DID he see in HER?

*rolls eyes in disgust* what DID he see in HER?

Same thing he saw in you. You know Schoney if you squint your eye and twist your a head a bit to the left you both almost look the same. Mind the whole green, blue, yellow, and red thing, and the six legs, but yeah...you get the idea...

*mocking Schoenetanz*

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I can't believe you did that you cookiemonster...

Haha, Scorpian women are so ridiculous and annoying.

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Ok...

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I swear there is something wrong with you.

But good morning anyhow, maybe politeness will drive you away.

And may you have a good day Ms. Aquaaqi.

*scurries away*

How do you do that? Like a roach in sunlight?

Yes, online is the perfect place to be rotten.

And no face to connect it to.

all with a grain of salt....

Like a large family.

Sleeping under it. 😉

What if I brought a Karaoke machine into the cafe? Would you all use it or would I be doing solos and tributes 24/7?

I hate it when these boards are dead...

Come on...

Wake up...

Or for those already awake...LAAAAAAA

This hurts...being alone.

-ahhhh how cute....we are all on different timezones so it can be tough to meet up since we all have "lives".......

Virgo,
can i do my Black Sabbath covers?

Whatever you want to Mr. Gemini.

party party....

Soooooooooooooooooo.......

how are you uoy era woh?

How can I make Branh talk to me again?

*walks around cafe in circles*

*How can I make Branh talk to me again?

-change your sign 🙂

I can't I stuck with being a Virgo...

Hmmm...did I ever tell him that I had a pisces rising...😉

And an Aries moon...

one day you'll both be very happy...trust me on that one....😉

I'd sent him a pm saying I'd marry him and he never sent me one back.

*bawls out in tears*

I'm sorry Virgin!!

*Gem puts arms around sad Virgo*

you know, maybe he's just feeling the cold feet....he'll come around....

Come around?

He will never do so with Eliza and Cappysweetie on his ass, literaly.

Notice how Eliza ALWAYS talks about him and Cappysweetie and Cappysweetie plays so 'innocent' when talk about Branh. That little vixen wants him and they are tag teaming him to get him. And they got him, he left me in the dust a long time ago. He told me once that I was a sweet girl, now...nothing...

*wipes her tears and snot on Mr. Gemini's shirt*

*pushes Mr. Gemini off his chair and onto the floor*

uoy lliw em evael

i don't understand your strange language..... 😢

*Gem wipes shirt on Virgo's arm*

Look sweetie....alot of women are competing for the B-TRAIN's attention....u didn't think u were the only one did you? he's just got it like that.....

And many men are looking for mine. Branh should be happy and greatful that I am showering him this attention.

*And many men are looking for mine

-hahahahhahaha....i mean yes of course.....I'm sure he is greatful....u know between banging all those different girls, when he manages to remember that u exist......yeah he's greatful....

SB, a little sensitivity please? i'm trying to help our friend through this tough time.....

Oh let sb say what she wants. She is just frustrated that she will have to go to the back of the line.

LOL

well she didn't put in all the time and effort to ride the B-TRAIN like u did 😉

if i had my way, you'd be riding him right now 🙂

Not that line Mr. Gemini.

The line at the border.

now u lost me......

oohhhhh......shit.....

that's bad....Virgo did u really mean it like that?

u should apologize....SB doesn't need that shit from you

You know what sb it is people like you who need to go back to their own damn country and study there. Really...

Virgo

SB is in Grad school...where are u?

she might have a better idea of what she's talking about....

Education is not everything Gemtwo.

Virgo

sofar u made no valid arguement for your opinion, you're just being a bitch for the fuck of it...you're pretty pathetic, SB didn't do or say anthing to provoke such a comment.....anyway, she shouldn't get worked up over an idiot's opinion....

i'm sorry u do meet people like that everyday....its pretty sad they are around.....

So, this is what it has come to...

*sad piano music in the background*

That's alright because you know Johnny there is not much more to say...

*grabs cap and suitcase. Head for the door of the tavern*

But...it was fun...

So what movie was that from. Great movie it was too.

*Tastes his own tear*

Yet the sad thing about it was, it was never true...

I told you nothing but lies and you believed them.

I still can't remember this movie, it is so great.