Caf? Four (Page 3)

This topic was created in the Writing ✍️ forum by Virgo101 on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 and has 176 replies.

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@Virgo101
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Nobody comes to the cafes much. They all go to the Aqua board.

One would think Aquarius would be a water sign, but it is air. Strange.

Ok since nobody is here I will post my picture for one minute then I am NEVER posting it again. Since nobody comes here.

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@schoenetanz
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Schoenetanz, whatever gave you that idea?

weeeeeeELLLLL

letseeee- that picture of the full and pert nippled young maiden behind the espresso machine- for starters...then there is YOU of course...always a lil sexually frustrated and ripe with your own unique brand of virgoliscious hornyness (which I like)

the bowl of condoms next to the cash register

the georgia o'keef vagina flower pictures everywhere...

the "just flirt with me you ass" t-shit your wearing...

all very subtle hints, really-

FLIRTASTIC!

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@schoenetanz
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"unique brand of virgoliscious hornyness

Would you like to try it?"

*schoene approaches the counter...*

hehehe- she has no idea how picky I am...*hides moon in virgo behind stinger*

serve me up!- one venti virgoliscious frappoccino with purpled-haired, young, fat-free, virgin tit milk and two extra pumps of horny syrup 😉

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@schoenetanz
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wow

you know...I always had a feeling you would make a good barista- but this! this goes above and beyond...you can really pull one hell of shot- I mean...to get that sweet piece of animae ass out of that automatic espresso machine...phew- girl, DAMN!

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@schoenetanz
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I can do it for you - I will need personal information though...I mean REALLY personal...like your preferred brand of chewing gum, place of birth and vaccination history...

you can pm me if you want

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@Virgo101
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My sweet Gemini darling you have finally returned to me. How oh...GEMINI...

Catch me. (swoons)

Sb, could you give a more specific example, like who and when please.

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@schoenetanz
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sorry to leave my lil virgoccino!

I had some biz to take care of...

anyway

sb- I too would like to here you expound a little bit more on the evils of corporate america...