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so Pluto's......you're a Virgo and you're a Virgin?

but Pluto's......u haven't had sex yet? that changes alot of the dynamics of any advice i may give you.....

^HAHAHAHAHHA

sex therapist gem lol! *hands you the "so you have an STD" pamphlet (for yer patients)

i think im better off not talking about my relationship.....plus its risky(looks around for sign of ex)

it could be ANYONE here!! I could be HIM!

@_@

*whispers* ittssss deeee beeeee

Muse i want u to read this VERY carefully....

*Gem hands Muse Pamphlet*

*Gem gets nostalgic about STD's*
-u know, i miss my teenage years........

*slaps Gem out of it*

can you puhh leasseee stop talking to your genital warts for just one second! Pluto needs our help now

already know everything about sex....being virgin doesnt mean being unaware

that's great...so ummm how does the pokey thing goes from floppy to stiffy?

I'm asking for a friend! o_O

*i already know everything about sex....being virgin doesnt mean being unaware

-HAHAHAHHAHAHAH.........sorry......i mean.....yes of course it doesn't.......

*can you puhh leasseee stop talking to your genital warts for just one second!

-spoken like someone who has never had a fullfilling convo with their own gen wart....

sorry pluto!!

okay okay...seriously now...you really care about him right?

*worried about her going changing over to the aqua group practice for therapy*

please- do go on...don't mind my colleague here... *throws a towel on gem2*

*n besides i think i'll be better off talking to him about it straight away...

-another satisfied customer.......our bill will be waiting for you in the trusty mailbox Pluto.......a pleasure.......always a delight.....

.i think my heart break is inevitable now...

yeahhhup

pretty much

*waving goodbye*

you could break his heart though...just for fun

*hands pluto my pink hello kitty tazer*

PRIME!

stop trying to leech my patients with your fancy cognac!!

not all of us can afford an office with smooth drinks

besides, my patients and GEm's have never complained about the potato water

M&M

step into the office 🙂

so I hear you're Masterbating & Muffdiving lately...is this new or were you always bi?

I think this is a case for G2...

wow, MMMMMMMers i had no idea.......

M

&

M

😢

I can

"help"

*pushes the koala off the desk and hunts around for a note pad*

I just draw in these things while they talk *shows off my stick figure of a patient on the couch*

totally looks like them......

*drools on arm and startles awake*

uhhh...biz is getting slow...

HAHAHA!!!

that stick man is SUCH a pisces

nice job...did you go to my art school??

its gettin late......i should sleeeeeep......my reeeeeeeeel passion in life......

-i'm just glad we made an important impact on someone's life 2nite.....its one of those feelings where every thing just makes sense and u think to yourself "this is why i'm here!, this is my life's work"............

lol!

I'm gonna sleep at my desk 🙂

night!

don't let the warts keep you up too late- I once let mine have a sleep over at a friend's and they were really dragging the next day...non infected people just don't understand how hard it is to raise an std *sigh*

i avoid non-infected people at all cost, LOL

night!

*creeps over to aqualand and steals the cognac from prime's office*

*sheds some pubes on the catnap sofa and runs off the thread*

o_O

*waits on roof for schoene to arrive with the cognac* what took you so long? oh well, now you're here. sit down here, let's see what you've got in that bottle...

*crabbies dark circles round her eyes give her coon eyes look....staggers and decidedly done with the bloodletting, leaches gros me out, Lizard hand crabby the bottle...I guess I'll just have just a guzzle or two while she naps.....

Glugg, gluggh,,,gluuuugghhhh,

*wipes crusty lips and thinks on her woes a bit more....

*tosses crabbie the bottle to take another sip* tell us about your woes, what's bothering you?

hahaha... lol

*alone on the roof*

I wonder where he went?

*drinks the rest of the cognac*

hmmm

*promptly passes out*

z_z

HAHAHA!!!!

cute sb!

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o_O))

where are all the children?

*eery breeze rocks an empty swing*

*giant pedophile sits on back haunches, rubbing his groin and licking his paws*

@_@

did anyone call for the kids?

*giant giant fits on black branches, flipping his coin and picking his nose* :p

*sigh* aaah...

the world's beautiful...

the butterflies on the flowers, the birds ?n da bees...

the giant pedophile and the giant bear...

they're all friends 🙂

but where's eeyore? 😢

and tigger?

and where's the lizard and the bread -_- ? what about the candy and the special bees?

special!