seeeeeeecret clubhouse >_O (Page 2)

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You realize...when I see the jaws, I am thinking of the other lips...you have corrupted my soul...

what lips were YOU thinking of??

MUWAHAHAHAAA

seriously, soul corruption really works up my appetite though...

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sometimes I think that the idea of a "truth" is a crock of shit...

I might give up one day and spend the rest of my life in pursuit of the big lie...

maybe the truth IS a lie!

oh this could be fun...ahhh the deception - life is such a journey aint it!

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did you really think it was morbid -_-?

I think that the he must have been influenced by the impressionists...that free style with the brush strokes...the garden scenes and the lovely bunnies in the fields...

oh his piece that was clearly informed by monet's water lilies...brilliant! so refreshing...

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but really

in all seriousness

i liked your answeres db...I think those poker games keep you sharp and the sleeplessness does wonders for the depth of your thought when contemplating questions about art and ethics

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know what reeeeealy releases endorphins—

sex

sex with dead bodies

AFTER dressing them up and arranging them in complicated compostionally pleasing sets in the basement while your wife is cooking spaghetti and meatballs for dinner

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I agree about the ethics db

very interesting stuff - up for debate and I have found that in a lot of cases everything comes down to personal definitions- which of course can and never will be universal...

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but seriously!!

if you think about it-

this dude hanging out in his basement ("artist's studio") trying to fit a dress on a fat dead guy but has to really struggle with it because the arm is rotting off...andhes gotta be thinking...AWWW MAN- now I'm gonna have to sew that fker back on and the wife is upstairs calling him for dinner "peter honey, yer dinner is getting cold up here- I made your favorite garlic bread!"

it is fking funny

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You say whatever you can to get the best reaction...

yes db- very true...but you are a scorp so you must kknow that I really do it because it brings out the most interesting side of people when they respond ... well at least I feel I find out if they are someone I care to talk to or not...right of the bat

if by "best" reaction you mean the most TELLING reaction

yes,

without a doubt

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NICE! 2_2

did you get that at Pearl Arts and Crafts?

I think they sell the latest in flesh clay materials...can be found on aisle three next to the acrylics...you know - near those expensive watercolor kits

god they have EVERYTHING for today's modern artist...honestlly, I'm like a kid in a candy shop when I go there!!!

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Libra Rising 🙂

Bubble
Dreaming of a bubble bath, or of blowing bubbles signifies good fortune and happiness.

SCorPio Sun o_O

Piranha
To see piranhas in your dream suggests that something is eating away at your unconscious. You need to release some of those pent up feelings by having lots of sex and confront those issues that are causing internal conflict.

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hmmm

lol

db

bling is libra rising...that is why I posted...I dreamed of piranhas in bubble baths last night...

very...scary...yet somehow fancy and indulgent with a light fruity scent

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here have this cappuccino

*hands db a soothing frothy thing*

when you have finished the last drop and are less grumpy I will talk to you

*pushes the button as he takes the drink and runs off laughing*

o_O

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Actually, I'm bread that dances....

Bread doesn't dance. Unless it is possessed by demons and other evil entities. You must be evil bread then....EVIL BREAD...

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since I made reference to bling being the bubble bath full of piranhas.

Is he really? Strange...

Why must things be 'evil'...you hate on what you just don't understand.

What is wrong with that evil bread of dance?

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have you ever drank a whole cup of milk and then realized as you were pouring the second cup that it smelled a little off...even though you couldn't taste it...and then you think...huh...I thought I would of smelled that WHILE I was drinking it...

sometimes the senses just can't be trusted 😢

well

yeah- I just did that

o_O

not good...

not good

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lol

I stopped hustling at the end of the second world war...

I don't really want to take out a loan at slugworth&slugworth bank of Wonka because they always fk me over...

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sorry!!!!

my internet crashed

piece of shit router...

okay I'm up and running now but I actually gotta go off for a mo...I'm going to post my dream later tnite- I'll beBOCK!!

o_O)c)r)a)z)y)?)

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