
AfternoonDelights22
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Posted by tizianilmao @ the aries male descriptions
From my experience
How would you describe the essence that makes up an Aries woman?
Skittles.
What is their most annoying characteristic?
They're the kind to believe it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission (not that they are wrong, but if your interests don't match it will get annoying).
What is their best quality?
Optimism and looking for the best in people, projects - if there's a 1% chance in something succeeding that's good enough to try.
What do they want out of life?
Recognition.
What do they look for in a partner?
Really nothing. At most you can walk alongside them but they're not looking for anything complimentary or to be the half of a whole, you know, the fairytale co-dependent crap that some of us other signs are into.
How would you describe the essence that makes up an Aries man?
Calisthenics
What is their most annoying characteristic?
They will phone you up at midnight saying they got into a staredown at the chicken shop and need you to ride along for part 2. And the weapons (usually household items, a snooker ball in a sock + a garden shovel if you're lucky) are in the back trunk. Plus there's a spare five pound note for a chicken burger at the end of the fight if you want it.
What is their best quality?
Over time they get really chilled out and know their limits, which is an amiable quality since a lot of other people are busy spending their adult years talking a big game in over-estimating themselves.
What do they want out of life?
To stop fighting and get paid to call it "self-defence" instead (it's really just more fighting).
What do they look for in a partner?
Again, really nothing. It's always been a different kind of partner each time.




Posted by brianafayNah this is for character development
Stop trying to analyze her and ask her out

Posted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by brianafay
Stop trying to analyze her and ask her out
Nah this is for character development
Ill get to sag one day so be ready with your "the essence of a horse in a race" answer click to expandclick to expand

Posted by brianafayxD TouchePosted by AfternoonDelights22unicorn galloping across a rainbow ***** click to expandPosted by brianafay
Stop trying to analyze her and ask her out
Nah this is for character development
Ill get to sag one day so be ready with your "the essence of a horse in a race" answer click to expandclick to expand


Posted by VenusAquariusId rather hear it from the rams mouths than a plodding Linda Goodman dissertation
How would you describe the essence that makes up an Aries woman?
http://www.cyberspacei.com/englishwiz/library/names/zodiac/contents.htm

Posted by WolfInRamsClothingI know!
No Aries even answered

Posted by AfternoonDelights22It's not plodding. It reads like literary cliffnotes. Us rams have agreed (in the past) that it was an excellent depiction. She uses Alice in Wonderland.Posted by VenusAquarius
How would you describe the essence that makes up an Aries woman?
http://www.cyberspacei.com/englishwiz/library/names/zodiac/contents.htm
Id rather hear it from the rams mouths than a plodding Linda Goodman dissertationclick to expand

Posted by tizianiI'll probably take you up on that
Also if you are writing something and open to collab, I want in. I need to keep up my writing as much as I can fit in the time, and writing collaboratively for the Roma site i started contributing to has been the jump I needed. Not really into doing shit alone much anymore, but if you need to go it alone and do your own thing I get it too.

Posted by ScrufflesHaha this is great!
How would you describe the essence that makes up an Aries woman?
She tries to get tube socks with pin stripes back "in" even tho they never were.
What is their most annoying characteristic?
They're louder and more obnoxious than men at any sport event.
What is their best quality?
They can crush beer cans with their foreheads and open beer bottles with their teeth.
What do they want out of life?
To play football with the men.
What do they look for in a partner?
A man with season tickets to their favorite football team.
How would you describe the essence that makes up an Aries man?
They still resemble the homo neanderthals on the human evolution chart.
What is their most annoying characteristic?
They don't believe in basic hygiene. Showers and deodorant are for those kitty feminine signs like Taurus and Capricorn.
What is their best quality?
They'll fight for their woman's honor even when no one offended her. He'll "smell" other men looking at her at the local dive bar. Next thing you know, he's taking off his shirt in the parking lot pounding his chest and grunting "Fight me, bro."
What do they want out of life?
To live in a frat house... forever.
What do they look for in a partner?
A woman who is flattered when they pinch your ass as you walk by them in a bar.

Posted by -sierra-
aries women are awesome but they have terrible taste in men
that's all i know
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How would you describe the essence that makes up an Aries woman?
What is their most annoying characteristic?
What is their best quality?
What do they want out of life?
What do they look for in a partner?
How would you describe the essence that makes up an Aries man?
What is their most annoying characteristic?
What is their best quality?
What do they want out of life?
What do they look for in a partner?
Thanks in advance