sex on the beach....don't do it!!

This topic was created in the Aries forum by BloodofAries on Friday, June 17, 2011 and has 28 replies.

Why Sex on the Beach Is Not Romantic or Practical

Sex on the beach often results in sand and dirt causing discomfort and mess. It can lead to irritation, infection, and a difficult cleanup. The experience is usually more painful than romantic, and it is not advisable for safety or hygiene reasons. Consider safer, cleaner locations for intimacy to avoid unnecessary discomfort.

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alright, so it's pretty damn late, 3 in the morning and my girlfriend and i just got back from the beach..well a beach infront of a lake..and i just thought i would post a friendly warning on here for you women out there who think sex on the beach is romantic...i would like to say...

WHAT--THE--FUCK!!! IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL!

that shit aint normal i mean i just spent the past hour tryna get the last bit of sand outa ma ass crack!!! you can damn well imagine what the drive home was like mutha fuckas, each time i moved i felt like ww2 was happening all over again between ma mutha fucking ass cheeks..and there was no way in hell this brotha was gona jump up in the cold ass lake...hells no i aint gona freeze ma dick off. n the whole drive home bitch is kissing ma neck forcing me to pretend like that justin bieber shit on the radio was gona make me feel better...now ah know what u saying, "you should have laid down a towel"..helll i laid down 3 mutha fuckin towels n when we were done they were all bunched up in a ball..and this brotha was covered head to toe in god damn sand.
this shit aint funny..fellas don't do it.

romantic my ass..how you gona call a whole beach up a nigga ass romantic...chhhhp bitches be crazy.

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15 YearsAries

Posted by KingOfAries
he was with his boyfriend who is a transvestite and hes getting confused so he is gay and romantic while this one doesnt understand the romance lmfaoo

disrespect, igor.

😆 hey Pillsbury dough boy, virgins can't hope to understand shit like this so it's best you stay off the thread go eat a burger or something.

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Posted by BloodofAries

Posted by KingOfAries
he was with his boyfriend who is a transvestite and hes getting confused so he is gay and romantic while this one doesnt understand the romance lmfaoo

disrespect, igor.

😆 hey Pillsbury dough boy, virgins can't hope to understand shit like this so it's best you stay off the thread go eat a burger or something.

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thanks for caring so much, but i dont eat junk food i leave it for those who cant afford real food, ones like you

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15 YearsAries

Posted by KingOfAries

Posted by BloodofAries

Posted by KingOfAries
he was with his boyfriend who is a transvestite and hes getting confused so he is gay and romantic while this one doesnt understand the romance lmfaoo

disrespect, igor.

😆 hey Pillsbury dough boy, virgins can't hope to understand shit like this so it's best you stay off the thread go eat a burger or something.

thanks for caring so much, but i dont eat junk food i leave it for those who cant afford real food, ones like you

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u calling me poor? hahahahahahah, you have no idea kid, noooo idea at all, you wait a month or so u faggot i'll get this damn skyline back home to the u.s and i'll take a trip down to nyc, we will see whos the real bitch then little fag boy.

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15 YearsAries

lol 😛 yes its a supercharged lotus kicking 467hp that thing use to smoke my 240sx/silvia at every race, took him out in the skyline today bahhaha finally

impressme you can come 😉 i'll charge you in sexual favors bahaha jk 😛...or am i?

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15 YearsAries

Posted by thomas1214

Posted by BloodofAries
lol 😛 yes its a supercharged lotus kicking 467hp that thing use to smoke my 240sx/silvia at every race, took him out in the skyline today bahhaha finally

impressme you can come 😉 i'll charge you in sexual favors bahaha jk 😛...or am i?

damn if a woman can't get me hard looking at a nice car will for sure.

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lol same with me.

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@Aries_d00d
16 YearsAries

I'm pretty sure in certain parts of the world if you even sit on the beaches you'll get worms in your ass.

So sex on the beach? Hell noooooooo lmao

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Posted by Explicit
BloodofAries and KingofAries. Who are these flawless past members? Which I was here 5 years ago to witness this flawless feud.

"He was sleeping with a transvestite!"

And the other one was like "little fagboy."

el oh el

looked like dxpnet had as much cancer 5 years ago as it does now, if not more. guess ill no longer take all the "dxpnet has gone to shit in the last year" comments seriously

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Sex on the beach sounds bloody painful, simply the thought of the gritty sand getting in all the unwanted places. 😱

However, if it is at a secluded beach on an exclusive resort then that may be a different story altogether.

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Aaand i mean a big blanky. One with lots of length that even when your moving around it wont get all bunched up. Three towels just seperate and go everywhere. Creating gaps and whatnots.