
Jokes on you, I actually needed a bag of sugar.


Posted by TheLibraMudrawait. no. Not cool bro.Posted by Kodakhttps://media.tenor.co/images/b81f7c284ad393a777290869666b4edb/rawPosted by TheLibraMudraJokes on you, I actually needed a bag of sugar.Posted by KodakI'll shove a bag of sugar up yer arsePosted by TheLibraMudraOh nothing, nothing.... I mean hey he's got ice cream. *snickers*Posted by KodakWhat are you facing at, Kodak lolPosted by Lord-Paladin.................Posted by TheLibraMudraOuch... Not one of your better days, I take it. You gonna be alright? I've got ice cream here, but I can't guarantee it'd survive the shipment.
You know what I would like to tell our special Arabic interpreter here?
And the lovely Egyptian father that took out all his anger and aggression on me today... Who treated me like crap for being a woman... Who didn't take my word all day and demanded more men to give him updates on his child's surgery? Who obviously beats his wife bc she's over in the "women's corner" not allowed to say shit and has bruises all over...
SUCK.
MY.
DIYICK.
The worst surgery journey I've ever had.
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Posted by Lord-PaladinThat's the joke.Posted by KodakYou... may have taken that out of context... 😕Posted by TheLibraMudraOh nothing, nothing.... I mean hey he's got ice cream. *snickers*Posted by KodakWhat are you facing at, Kodak lolPosted by Lord-Paladin.................Posted by TheLibraMudraOuch... Not one of your better days, I take it. You gonna be alright? I've got ice cream here, but I can't guarantee it'd survive the shipment.
You know what I would like to tell our special Arabic interpreter here?
And the lovely Egyptian father that took out all his anger and aggression on me today... Who treated me like crap for being a woman... Who didn't take my word all day and demanded more men to give him updates on his child's surgery? Who obviously beats his wife bc she's over in the "women's corner" not allowed to say shit and has bruises all over...
SUCK.
MY.
DIYICK.
The worst surgery journey I've ever had.
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Posted by Lord-PaladinYou know, I know I should always take astrology with a grain of salt. But everything you've said is very true.
Okay, in general, I’m seeing a metric butt-load of Sagittarius, which is a sign already prone to not wanting to be tied down or “limited” by a relationship. Generally speaking, so long as you’re allowed to feel free within a relationship, you aren’t inclined to buck the thing, but so long as you feel even remotely controlled, you’re going to chomp at the bit to run free. It’s important for you to make that clear to a guy when you get involved with him, because it’s not something most people understand intuitively. They just need to understand that you want them, you just don’t want to feel like someone’s possession. Have patience with a dude, though, as they try to wrap their heads around it. But try to remember the whole point of relating to someone is mutual respect and reciprocal support; try to keep his feelings in mind as best you can or you can inadvertently cause both of you heartache.
Between your Mercury in Libra and your Venus in Leo, you want and think about romance often; I’d say it’s a core issue for you. Your Leonan Venus, particularly, is something I actually also have, so I know how important it can be to your sense of romance to be not only respected but admired and even adored. You want to feel like the center of your significant other’s universe (like the sun that rules Leo) and you have a lot of potential for impressing a guy with your playfulness and pizzazz. But remember that if you want to be admired and adored, you have to be willing to put in the effort into a relationship (think of it as a personal challenge) so the guy has something to admire.
Your Jupiter and Saturn are both in Taurus, which tells me two things: You can grow as a person by being steady and determined in a relationship, and also that being steady and sensual in a relationship are terrifying to you. There’s an aspect that supports this notion (Venus Square Saturn, another aspect I also have, although my Saturn is in Scorpio, not Taurus) which I’ll elaborate on later. The main thing to remember is, as much as it makes you uncomfortable, staying with someone special in a committed relationship is a very good thing for you, and in fact you need to in order to grow and mature as a person. Doing so will expand your perspective and help you see the world through other eyes. It'’ a healthy thing for anybody, but for you commitment is actually essential to your personal development.
Moving on to houses, you’ve got three planets in your 12th house, and since the 12th house is ruled by Pisces, it has a lot of similar symbolism. I know what I know, but I’m not going to blow smoke up your ass and tell you something I don’t know, and I don’t know the 12th house well enough to give you the details on each of the three planets’ meanings in the 12th. But the pared-down version is just that you are really invested in your internal world of romantic dreams. There may be a tendency to abuse drugs and alcohol, I don’t know, but watch out for that crap. Burying your head in the sand doesn’t make life easier, it just makes you unable to care about the things that matter.
Also, your Saturn is in the 5th house, just like mine is, and since the 5th represents self-expression and romance and Saturn represents fear and discipline, I’d say it again reinforces the idea that you’re afraid of expressing yourself in relationship because you can’t imagine how anyone would like you. I went through a really fuck-up teenhood and early adulthood thinking the same about myself, but I can almost guarantee you there’s more to like about you than you may think. Saturn shows us things we have to grow into, so something I can offer assurance in is that you will learn how to trust in your appeal to others in time, although you may be thirty or older before you learn how to really effectively utilize that newfound strength. Thankfully, your Sagittarian traits can actually aid you in that arena, since Sagittarius tends to leap without looking. So you may be worried that people don’t appreciate or find you attractive, but you’ll be able to go out and do what you need to to grow as a person anyway.
Venus is in your 8th house, which shows that you can be very sexy for your partner, and a passionate lover as well. Oddly counter-intuitive with all that Sagittarian stuff, though, it also suggests you can be possessive of your love. You don’t want to feel tied down, but you want to possess your lover in full, body and mind. You are prone to jealousy, so be careful not to let that impulse dominate you or compel you to do things that could jeopardize your relationships. This is where good, open communication comes into play; you need to learn to express to your special guy how you feel about things in a way that they can understand and appreciate. You might try telling him he’s special to you and you’re afraid of losing him, but ask him – don’t tell him – to respect your need for him to be loyal to you.
Quick note on finances: Uranus and Neptune in your 2nd house suggest problems with money, but also possibly occasional unexpected spikes of financial gain. They also suggest you value sensitivity, originality, innovation and sacrifice in people.
Moving on to aspects, which I’ll do per-item:
==> Sun Square Moon:
This suggests there’s a disjunction between what you feel and how you express yourself. Squares and oppositions are hard aspects and hard aspects always denote difficult traits that need to be worked on as we grow, so this is one of several things you should spend time thinking about and learning to cope with. Try to learn to express yourself in a way that’s truer to how you feel about things.
==> Sun Trine Saturn:
You tend to express and value responsibility and maybe even a bit of discipline (although I gotta say, you’ve come off as a bit spastic in some of your posts, which there isn’t necessarily anything wrong with; it just kinda goes against this aspect a bit, is all I’m saying.) and not in a hardcore-disciplinarian way, just as a sort of casual effect.
==> Moon Trine Venus:
Super-girly, very affectionate, and even soft-hearted, despite all the fire in your chart. 😛 Be careful not to let your deep sensitivity become a susceptibility to being pulled along, though. (Although don’t fight your own sensitivity too hard, either, or you’ll just become cold inside.)
==> Mercury Trine Neptune and Mercury Sextile Pluto:
Wow. Okay, on the one hand, you have a dreamer’s mind. You fantasize a lot and there’s little cohesion of your thoughts, but you have very vivid imaginings and can probably sing really well or at least can write poetry or fiction like a straight boss. On the other hand, you have a very penetrating, almost insensitive mental process that rips right through to the heart of matters, tossing aside the chaff like a lawnmower from hell. You don’t shy from truth, it’s your life-blood, and yet I almost get the impression that you maybe get your best truths when you escape into your own mind, rather than from the external world.
==> Venus Square Saturn and Venus Opposite Uranus:
THIS is your biggest indicator of difficulty in relationships, right here. Remember how I said hard aspects are things we need to work on? Or opportunities for personal growth, really? Well, here’s two of your biggest blockages, a fear of romance (Saturn) and an impulse to be independent of and apart from romance (Uranus). Oppositions are always kind of a balancing act, because they show us two important things that don’t really mix trying to work together. Like that show “The Odd Couple,” where one dude’s a party hound and the other’s a gentleman. They can both learn a lot from each other, but they also rub each other all wrong. It’s the same thing in you; your deep need for romantic fulfillment is at odds with your need to be independent and self-reliant. But these things don’t *have* to be separate issues. You can be independent and self-reliant in the comfort and fulfillment of a committed relationship, you just need to figure out how to make that work for you. I’d recommend you do some Googling – there’s a lot of helpful relationship advice out there for independent types.
==> Mars Sextile Neptune and Mars Conjunct Pluto:
Neptune equals idealism and Pluto is our inner Shadow, the stuff we keep buried. Add those to Mars, the planet of drive and self-assertion, and what you get is essentially what you might call “Crusading.” You may be compelled by hidden inner passion (Pluto) to pursue your ideals (Neptune). That can be very good. You certainly dream hard, and you’ve got ambitions. Try to do something with that; you’ll find it very fulfilling.
==> Jupiter Square Neptune:
Uhh… Yeah, I’m stumped. Honestly not sure how to interpret this one.
==> Saturn Square Uranus:
You have a hard time either being disciplined or breaking your own mold, possibly both at different times. You may want to be more yourself, but maybe fear being too bohemian? There’s nothing wrong with being unique, but try not to let your impulses control you, either. If you can work out how to be unique but still control your impulses, you’ll find life will improve a lot for you.
Okay, everybody else, can anybody think of anything to add? I did all her aspects by hand, so I’m sure I missed some things. Feel free to drop some notes; I could use the input as much as she can, I’m sure.








Posted by AmethysstHope you feel better soon
I need some vodka to kill the pain.. I'm falling deep

Posted by yupvirgooLol funny stuff
It's most unwise to argue with Scorpio women coz most of the time they can read you like a billboard in the middle of the tourist plaza with neon arrow-shaped lights.

Posted by octobersveryownThanks !!!Posted by Mike79AWWWWWW I LOVE YOU TOO @Mike79
DO YOU WANNA VENT ABOUT ANYTHING OR ANYONE TODAY THAT IS IRRITATING YOU OR JUST VENT YOUR FEELINGS, DO IT HERE. WE WONT JUDGE.
Here's mine: this is what I wanna say to her :
Your a pain in the butt but I'm crazy about you, I know it's late and your probably in bed resting so I decided to vent on dxp instead, I love and miss you so much even when you are being your stubborn self! Your still perfect in every way. I love you punk!
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Posted by julietteHope writing about it helps a bit
I wish i spend one week not going or talking to the police. I wish i could scream and run through streets and yelling like in dark city WAKE UP, WAKE UP.
Instead i come here writing bs. Sorry


Posted by dolluxeHope your okay
A tiny hurricane
First comes the sunshine
Followed by storms of pain![]()


Posted by BratikiThings will get better for you !!! Be thankfulPosted by Mike79That's good bro 🙂 it means you had a good day which is quite nice
Today I am happy !!!
I on the other hand didn't , saw a dog get hit by a car... what i said on the news feed , on top of that elections results have left me in a really strange mood, it just proves that if i get the chance i will have to leave my country, It's beautiful but there is no hope anymoreclick to expand


Posted by HarukkaShe will never knowPosted by Mike79I told you so.
I'm feeling sick to my stomach! I can't believe my eyes! Wow you just can't seem to stop amazing me with your random actions !!! Life really has a way of showing us the real truth. Thanks life, I owe you one .
Drama between sag and libra will live for ever. -_-click to expand

Posted by HarukkaIt stings a little. But that's part of the entire process.Posted by Mike79About what?Posted by HarukkaShe will never knowPosted by Mike79I told you so.
I'm feeling sick to my stomach! I can't believe my eyes! Wow you just can't seem to stop amazing me with your random actions !!! Life really has a way of showing us the real truth. Thanks life, I owe you one .
Drama between sag and libra will live for ever. -_-
Ah our mike is in pain, be strong please ❤
You will just be fine.
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Posted by yupvirgooHaha
the sag-libra ship sank so fast that i didn't have time to recover
*sobs






















Posted by Taurasian
Why!! Why did the condom break?! Why did i do it so hard? now i have to make sure she swallow the morning after pill for 2 consecutive days which means i have to wake up earlier 😡


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