Cancerian support group

Is your cancer sending you confusing signals

Is your cancer woman refusing to open up to you

Has your cancer man gone cold and silent...

Well fuck off.. This isnt the support group for you... That's down the hall... I think it's called the "cancer man left me" (OK that was rude) but there are tons of threads. Where you can vent and voice frustrations about cancers... This isn't one of them...

This is a support group FOR cancers...

So I'm feeling pretty anxious and grumpy

..so I figured maybe I could help some of my fellow crabbies get stuff off their chest

Thumbs up! United Crabs Support Group

Posted by carrazeda
Thumbs up! United Crabs Support Group

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So how's it going... Do you have any problems that you can distract me with so I don't have to deal with my own?

Posted by Cancan26

Posted by carrazeda
Thumbs up! United Crabs Support Group

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So how's it going... Do you have any problems that you can distract me with so I don't have to deal with my own?

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Same old! This week my sag uncle and cousin bvtches are still messing with my lovely cap mother. Why are sag so abrasive? ?

Oh how I love Cancer Sun/Scorp Moon combos 🙂

Can I be a crab? I got it in rising.

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Posted by Cancan26

Posted by carrazeda
Thumbs up! United Crabs Support Group

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So how's it going... Do you have any problems that you can distract me with so I don't have to deal with my own?

Same old! This week my sag uncle and cousin bvtches are still messing with my lovely cap mother. Why are sag so abrasive? ?

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Yo. Your guess as good as mine... Saggie and me always have to grow on each other what does your cap mom have to say about this?

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Posted by carrazeda
Thumbs up! United Crabs Support Group

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So how's it going... Do you have any problems that you can distract me with so I don't have to deal with my own?

Lmaoooo. Crab tactic 101. My cancer moon knows the truth in this. If I'm having a total full fledged meltdown in my personal life where I'm dramatic and feel out of control, four little words from any friend or family member instantly sober me up and make me see my problems differently

'I need your help...'

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Yes it always helps to distract me from my own problems... I can be secretive with my turmoil... But I really do like helping other 🙂 or at least trying to...

Posted by nikkistar
Oh how I love Cancer Sun/Scorp Moon combos 🙂

Can I be a crab? I got it in rising.

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Sure

But....

I think you would like being a Scorpio better... I think I would like being a Scorpio better 😆

Posted by Cancan26

Posted by nikkistar
Oh how I love Cancer Sun/Scorp Moon combos 🙂

Can I be a crab? I got it in rising.

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Sure

But....

I think you would like being a Scorpio better... I think I would like being a Scorpio better 😆

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Hahahaa. I do like being an airy Scorpio. It works well with you Cancers. haha

Posted by Cancan26
Is your cancer sending you confusing signals

Is your cancer woman refusing to open up to you

Has your cancer man gone cold and silent...

Well fuck off.. This isnt the support group for you... That's down the hall... I think it's called the "cancer man left me" (OK that was rude) but there are tons of threads. Where you can vent and voice frustrations about cancers... This isn't one of them...

This is a support group FOR cancers...

So I'm feeling pretty anxious and grumpy

..so I figured maybe I could help some of my fellow crabbies get stuff off their chest

I haz cookies!

And hugs

Posted by justagirl

Posted by Cancan26
Is your cancer sending you confusing signals

Is your cancer woman refusing to open up to you

Has your cancer man gone cold and silent...

Well fuck off.. This isnt the support group for you... That's down the hall... I think it's called the "cancer man left me" (OK that was rude) but there are tons of threads. Where you can vent and voice frustrations about cancers... This isn't one of them...

This is a support group FOR cancers...

So I'm feeling pretty anxious and grumpy

..so I figured maybe I could help some of my fellow crabbies get stuff off their chest

I haz cookies!

And hugs

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Aaaawww 🤗 aquas are the best!!!

Posted by Cancan26

Posted by justagirl

Posted by Cancan26
Is your cancer sending you confusing signals

Is your cancer woman refusing to open up to you

Has your cancer man gone cold and silent...

Well fuck off.. This isnt the support group for you... That's down the hall... I think it's called the "cancer man left me" (OK that was rude) but there are tons of threads. Where you can vent and voice frustrations about cancers... This isn't one of them...

This is a support group FOR cancers...

So I'm feeling pretty anxious and grumpy

..so I figured maybe I could help some of my fellow crabbies get stuff off their chest

I haz cookies!

And hugs

Aaaawww 🤗 aquas are the best!!!

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This needs to be in best post of the day! Lol ?

Posted by Piscox
If most cancer women are like you, cancan, I love you ladies mucho! ?

Let me hold you.

Soooo freakin sweet. .pisces are EVERYTHING —?

Posted by Cancervirgo15degrees
Anyway k so wtf is with taurus men. They swarm to me like a bee to honey. I really cant deal with these self absorbed, boring AF, lying, fake asswipes anymore. What do you think it is that leads them to be like im a beacon—

Well... It's a weird thing with Taurus... I like them but I don't.. For all the reason mentioned above... I thought it was just cause... I have a scorpio moon I have a hard time with them... Where is your moon?

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Posted by Cancan26

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Anyway k so wtf is with taurus men. They swarm to me like a bee to honey. I really cant deal with these self absorbed, boring AF, lying, fake asswipes anymore. What do you think it is that leads them to be like im a beacon—

Well... It's a weird thing with Taurus... I like them but I don't.. For all the reason mentioned above... I thought it was just cause... I have a scorpio moon I have a hard time with them... Where is your moon?

My moon is cancer.

I also like them but dont. Its because they are fake as fuck i finally decided.

K so i just realized 10 minutes ago that i am attracted to the image they *portray*

But thats all it is. An image. Cause you know they are all about image.

So anys the fact is once you actually get past the surface image of *me and my life are oh so perfect* baloney, you realize they are nothing more than actual low down, sneaky, fake ass, use people for their own agenda, climb over you cause they are too fuckin lazy to put in the work themselves, two timing, lying, no good, insecure, going nowhere in life, smack talking jackasses, and i hate them.

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Lmao well damn... Just tell the truth why don't you 😆... And I do think Taurus's are attracted to you cause cancers usually are who they are.. We usually wear our heart, feelings, insecurities on our sleeve... They might be attracted to the genuine side of you... The authentic you... Do you know what his moon was?

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Posted by Cancervirgo15degrees
Anyway k so wtf is with taurus men. They swarm to me like a bee to honey. I really cant deal with these self absorbed, boring AF, lying, fake asswipes anymore. What do you think it is that leads them to be like im a beacon—

Well... It's a weird thing with Taurus... I like them but I don't.. For all the reason mentioned above... I thought it was just cause... I have a scorpio moon I have a hard time with them... Where is your moon?

My moon is cancer.

I also like them but dont. Its because they are fake as fuck i finally decided.

K so i just realized 10 minutes ago that i am attracted to the image they *portray*

But thats all it is. An image. Cause you know they are all about image.

So anys the fact is once you actually get past the surface image of *me and my life are oh so perfect* baloney, you realize they are nothing more than actual low down, sneaky, fake ass, use people for their own agenda, climb over you cause they are too fuckin lazy to put in the work themselves, two timing, lying, no good, insecure, going nowhere in life, smack talking jackasses, and i hate them.

Lmao well damn... Just tell the truth why don't you 😆... And I do think Taurus's are attracted to you cause cancers usually are who they are.. We usually wear our heart, feelings, insecurities on our sleeve... They might be attracted to the genuine side of you... The authentic you... Do you know what his moon was?

I dont kno. At the moment there are 3 and idgaf to ask. They all love me. Not love like "in love". I mean they are all very attached to me like pets for various reasons. They all want to be around me. They all say i motivate them. They all say my energy makes them feel they can do anything. They are all convinced we are either soul mates or knew each other in another life. Basically they are thirsty ass bloodsuckers trying to drain me of my energy so they can get their whole lives shit together. They are all married. They have all tried to fuck me at some point.

I be mean to them. I be sarcastic. I zero in on their weakness and use it against them.

Example- i told one he should invest in hair plugs cause hes losing his hair.

Example- i told another one to make sure he finished his job properly this time and not to be a massive fail at his life like last time

Example- i told another one he might think he is running to the finish line but all he does is run in circles like a circus loser freak clown.

And—!! Still text me, call me, compliment me all the time, Try to joke with me etc etc.

Idiots.

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Yeah, they have this funny thing where the more you tell them how things are the more they like you. Even if you are being really sarcastic and mean to them. My taurus friend the more I tell him 'whatever you are saying I cut it down to 1/3 because the rest is bullshit' the more he likes me.

LMAO

Man work stress is driving me nutty

Posted by whateverthemoonsays
Man work stress is driving me nutty

Tell me what's wrong friend...

Posted by Cancan26

Posted by whateverthemoonsays
Man work stress is driving me nutty

Tell me what's wrong friend...

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Just the typical...I'm expected to do everything and anything for everybody at the time they wanted. Shit is mad annoying.

*sigh*

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Posted by Cancan26
Is your cancer sending you confusing signals

Is your cancer woman refusing to open up to you

Has your cancer man gone cold and silent...

Well fuck off.. This isnt the support group for you... That's down the hall... I think it's called the "cancer man left me" (OK that was rude) but there are tons of threads. Where you can vent and voice frustrations about cancers... This isn't one of them...

This is a support group FOR cancers...

So I'm feeling pretty anxious and grumpy

..so I figured maybe I could help some of my fellow crabbies get stuff off their chest

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My feet hurt.

🤗 I sowy... I hope you feel better