It's your fault...you are mental

Why do cancer men believe that they will marry you when they don't know you. And why do they fret over made up senerios that haven't happened as if they have? And why can't cancer men take a hint? It's like you have to write everything in stone and even then if it is not what they want to hear, they won't believe it.\\


Discuss....

can't say I've had that experience.....

I don't know, I am not driven by words. I guess what I am trying to say is you have to show me with your actions. I believe a man can tell you anything you want to hear.

I have had my cancer make some pretty bold statements about marriage and family, but I wouldnt say he doesn't know me. And I think we're both skeptical of what the other person is saying sometimes. We're like krobe, just give it some time and put some Proof Pudding on it, talk is cheap.

are you sure he is cancer cause it sounds like he is bipolar..maybe he is just trying to get in your pants..lol. wait that is probably it..

cansir-- you're totally right! LOL! but i keep trying to tell him i don't want to have sex with him then he goes away for a moment and just like a crab he comes back at me from a different angle. WTF! it's like he doesn't believe me. he's like that damn crab in Pirates 3. LOL!

sumthing_phishy i keep adding -smells- to the middle of your name and then i start thinking gross thoughts.......

sorry 🙂

funny cj7 but i guess i could say the same thing for the word crabs. LOL!

u can.......i was gonna get a tat of one just crawling its way out of the short and curlies.....

eeeewwwwwww....



(ten minutes later)


eeeeeeewwwwwww...

nooo it will be funny ...not eeeewwwwww

WFT? short and curlies soooo deserve an......eeeeeewwwwwww.... and now i laugh ha ha ha ha!

mine are not eewww,lol theres nothing eewwww about that region ....what are u...7? 🙂

no.....i'm 7 1/2, thank you very much!

i thought the crab would be a fun....drunk people will laugh.....or at least i'll laugh 🙂

it depends on the size of this thing....in fact what is the size of this thing? heh heh

the perfect size of course

cj - But do you *really* want people(women) to laugh every time you pull your pants down— 😛

funny, i don't believe you. prove it.

they will laugh at first....... 🙂

and then what?...crawl away sideways?

no but no matter what they do the rest of the night they will not forget it. this is where having well toned abdominal muscles pay off.... 🙂

very tempting.......

well ok.......only for a bit 🙂

ewww

i cant please everyone........

its ok....she just wont get any salmon either.....🙂

which she probably hates anyway........

ahem, EXCUSE ME! I know 'hate queen' is not speaking!

btw, I like salmon...send my plate over notos. Rapido!


I was repeating ewww, because it was said in the crowd. :shrugs:

Well now that I have read it...you deserved the 'ewww'...so, EWWWW.

werent we promised a pic of a certain cancers package—

no......you werent. and u cant have any of my salmon she made it for me 😛

No thank you. Keep your leftovers.

leftovers.....eewwwww

if it tastes as good as it sounds....there will be no leftovers 🙂