...walked in on your soul mate mating with another soul?
Have you ever...
I'm not in prison for multiple murders am I?
nobody's safe with gemitati
Posted by hydorahYou’ve got it right my love! ❤️
nobody's safe with gemitati
Posted by SoulI think if you were - you would know by having butt hurt...
I'm not in prison for multiple murders am I?
Do you have any? It’s maybe hemorrhoid though...just look around...any bars on windows? And no women? lol
Is this your way of telling us your cap husband caught you in the act?
Posted by RooSagicornThat was a joke I’ve heard ablooong time ago and I had posted it before but never as a single thread...
Ummmm who are you talking about?
Or your husband or your wife? Lol
You need to pair up wit @ladyneptune...you both have same sense of no humor...unless you make a joke! Lmao
Vey! 😂💦
Posted by LadyNeptuneYes! And he fell dead and I am collecting his life insurance and spending a good chunk of it to have you have a lobotomy!
Is this your way of telling us your cap husband caught you in the act?
Posted by GemitatijJust give her weed, her brain is already fried to the point of wilfully seeing what she wants to see.Posted by LadyNeptuneYes! And he fell dead and I am collecting his life insurance and spending a good chunk of it to have you have a lobotomy!
Is this your way of telling us your cap husband caught you in the act?
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Posted by RooSagicornHint for you: Funny forum! 😉Posted by GemitatiLol husband or wife could be a soulmate.. second question was in general lol. Hey sometimes you can’t tell if you’re joking or not!! 🤷♀️Posted by RooSagicornThat was a joke I’ve heard ablooong time ago and I had posted it before but never as a single thread...
Ummmm who are you talking about?
Or your husband or your wife? Lol
You need to pair up wit @ladyneptune...you both have same sense of no humor...unless you make a joke! Lmao
Vey! 😂💦click to expand
Posted by Mr_PinchyLike an...burnt omelet?Posted by GemitatijJust give her weed, her brain is already fried to the point of wilfully seeing what she wants to see.Posted by LadyNeptuneYes! And he fell dead and I am collecting his life insurance and spending a good chunk of it to have you have a lobotomy!
Is this your way of telling us your cap husband caught you in the act?
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I was wondering...ifnitsnherbbrain ot vj?
Thanks for clarification boo!❤️
@ladyneptune
Posted by TheTinManYou need to take a shower! ASAP!Posted by LadyNeptuneHaha good one👍
Is this your way of telling us your cap husband caught you in the act?
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Posted by TheTinManYou are never going to chafe are you?Posted by Gemitati😆Posted by TheTinManYou need to take a shower! ASAP!Posted by LadyNeptuneHaha good one👍
Is this your way of telling us your cap husband caught you in the act?
it's this reason why I kinda don't want to leave dxp. I can always depend on you for fun and laughters whereas a lot of other users boring me to death with their relationship crap.
You should keep making posts on this funny forum. I might just buy you some points someday.
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Born stupid...do nothing about it!
Go ahead. Be happy!
Posted by TheTinManTiny! It’s never going to happen! I am taken! Lay off those dreams and move on!Posted by GemitatiI just liked your shower post 😄Posted by TheTinManYou are never going to chafe are you?Posted by Gemitati😆Posted by TheTinManYou need to take a shower! ASAP!Posted by LadyNeptuneHaha good one👍
Is this your way of telling us your cap husband caught you in the act?
it's this reason why I kinda don't want to leave dxp. I can always depend on you for fun and laughters whereas a lot of other users boring me to death with their relationship crap.
You should keep making posts on this funny forum. I might just buy you some points someday.
Born stupid...do nothing about it!
Go ahead. Be happy!
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Posted by TheTinManI didn’t really need to know that you masturbate all the time! I am sure I am speaking for all Dxp community!Posted by GemitatiNaw gemitati I'm not interesting in you whatsoever. Most of my posts might come off as a nice one but I still don't like nobody but myself.Posted by TheTinManTiny! It’s never going to happen! I am taken! Lay off those dreams and move on!Posted by GemitatiI just liked your shower post 😄Posted by TheTinManYou are never going to chafe are you?Posted by Gemitati😆Posted by TheTinManYou need to take a shower! ASAP!Posted by LadyNeptuneHaha good one👍
Is this your way of telling us your cap husband caught you in the act?
it's this reason why I kinda don't want to leave dxp. I can always depend on you for fun and laughters whereas a lot of other users boring me to death with their relationship crap.
You should keep making posts on this funny forum. I might just buy you some points someday.
Born stupid...do nothing about it!
Go ahead. Be happy!
I just like your shower post because I find it funny. That's all.
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WE DONT WANT TO SEE TIN MAN JERKING OFF! We grew up on Tim man had no heart...common!
Posted by TheTinManI can’t tKe shower with you. You’ll rust and I am not wiping all de drippings...Posted by GemitatiI just liked your shower post 😄Posted by TheTinManYou are never going to chafe are you?Posted by Gemitati😆Posted by TheTinManYou need to take a shower! ASAP!Posted by LadyNeptuneHaha good one👍
Is this your way of telling us your cap husband caught you in the act?
it's this reason why I kinda don't want to leave dxp. I can always depend on you for fun and laughters whereas a lot of other users boring me to death with their relationship crap.
You should keep making posts on this funny forum. I might just buy you some points someday.
Born stupid...do nothing about it!
Go ahead. Be happy!
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Posted by Senorita_LLI remember miss Bobbit! lol
Nope, but if I ever did...mofo prolly be left with just a body with NO soul! If ya know what I mean. 😈😈🗡🗡⛏🔨✂️
Posted by Senorita_LLLoretta Bobbit...who bit his dick off...Posted by GemitatiWhat the fark is bobbit?Posted by Senorita_LLI remember miss Bobbit! lol
Nope, but if I ever did...mofo prolly be left with just a body with NO soul! If ya know what I mean. 😈😈🗡🗡⛏🔨✂️click to expand
Posted by Senorita_LLNo, she cut it off with a knifePosted by GemitatiLmao! Oey vey! I ain't gonna bite any dick off. Geez that's insane. UrghhhPosted by Senorita_LLLoretta Bobbit...who bit his dick off...Posted by GemitatiWhat the fark is bobbit?Posted by Senorita_LLI remember miss Bobbit! lol
Nope, but if I ever did...mofo prolly be left with just a body with NO soul! If ya know what I mean. 😈😈🗡🗡⛏🔨✂️click to expand
Scorpio woman
Born on Halloween
He was an Aries
Passion overload
Lol
😈
....and I never caught any of my men with other people
My mother didn't name me "Lorena" for nothing
Lorena, not Loretta
Cut, not bite
My mother didn't name me "Lorena" for nothing
Lorena, not Loretta
Cut, not bite
Posted by Mr_PinchyWeed isn’t a hallucinogenic tho.Posted by GemitatijJust give her weed, her brain is already fried to the point of wilfully seeing what she wants to see.Posted by LadyNeptuneYes! And he fell dead and I am collecting his life insurance and spending a good chunk of it to have you have a lobotomy!
Is this your way of telling us your cap husband caught you in the act?
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I see someone is still feeling salty LMAO
Posted by LadyNeptuneThe keneord was ‘willfully’! What does it have to do with hallucinating?Posted by Mr_PinchyWeed isn’t a hallucinogenic tho.Posted by GemitatijJust give her weed, her brain is already fried to the point of wilfully seeing what she wants to see.Posted by LadyNeptuneYes! And he fell dead and I am collecting his life insurance and spending a good chunk of it to have you have a lobotomy!
Is this your way of telling us your cap husband caught you in the act?
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You need a new brain!
Posted by GemitatiWhat is keneord?Posted by LadyNeptuneThe keneord was ‘willfully’! What does it have to do with hallucinating?Posted by Mr_PinchyWeed isn’t a hallucinogenic tho.Posted by GemitatijJust give her weed, her brain is already fried to the point of wilfully seeing what she wants to see.Posted by LadyNeptuneYes! And he fell dead and I am collecting his life insurance and spending a good chunk of it to have you have a lobotomy!
Is this your way of telling us your cap husband caught you in the act?
I see someone is still feeling salty LMAO
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Posted by Senorita_LLHaha 😄Posted by MyStarsShineOh shit!Posted by Senorita_LLNo, she cut it off with a knifePosted by GemitatiLmao! Oey vey! I ain't gonna bite any dick off. Geez that's insane. UrghhhPosted by Senorita_LLLoretta Bobbit...who bit his dick off...Posted by GemitatiWhat the fark is bobbit?Posted by Senorita_LLI remember miss Bobbit! lol
Nope, but if I ever did...mofo prolly be left with just a body with NO soul! If ya know what I mean. 😈😈🗡🗡⛏🔨✂️
Scorpio woman
Born on Halloween
He was an Aries
Passion overload
Lol
😈
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Posted by LadyNeptuneKey word! Stop convincing me that you need a new brain! I said it already!Posted by GemitatiWhat is keneord?Posted by LadyNeptuneThe keneord was ‘willfully’! What does it have to do with hallucinating?Posted by Mr_PinchyWeed isn’t a hallucinogenic tho.Posted by GemitatijJust give her weed, her brain is already fried to the point of wilfully seeing what she wants to see.Posted by LadyNeptuneYes! And he fell dead and I am collecting his life insurance and spending a good chunk of it to have you have a lobotomy!
Is this your way of telling us your cap husband caught you in the act?
I see someone is still feeling salty LMAO
You need a new brain!click to expand
Wait! Now you can beat your head against that new real wood you’ve got!
We’re you driving and texting? Smart!
Posted by LadyNeptuneLMAO salty cuz of you? 😄
Weed isn’t a hallucinogenic tho.
I see someone is still feeling salty LMAO
I forgot about yesterday already....which is when the post was made.
Posted by Mr_PinchyYou mean you haven’t cried your self to sleep and woke up wondering why is your pillow taste salty?Posted by LadyNeptuneLMAO salty cuz of you? 😄
Weed isn’t a hallucinogenic tho.
I see someone is still feeling salty LMAO
I forgot about yesterday already....which is when the post was made.
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You are the man, man!
Just don’t tell her. Let her feel good about herself once in her life! Be a MAN! Lol
Posted by CvurkooI have no problem to be dependent if man is good! I am also like to work for smart people. I don’t see how is it making impact on YOUR life but I am sure you’ll tell me...Posted by Gemitatibtw, you seem like a very dependent woman. i believe you are not aware thoPosted by LadyNeptuneYes! And he fell dead and I am collecting his life insurance and spending a good chunk of it to have you have a lobotomy!
Is this your way of telling us your cap husband caught you in the act?
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Posted by CvurkooI rarely made pointless comments. If you can’t understand deepness of my thoughts - it’s definitely your problem - not mine!Posted by Gemitatiyour impact on my life is as negligible as i am on yours. my comment was as pointless as most comments on this forum, and the big majority of your own.Posted by CvurkooI have no problem to be dependent if man is good! I am also like to work for smart people. I don’t see how is it making impact on YOUR life but I am sure you’ll tell me...Posted by Gemitatibtw, you seem like a very dependent woman. i believe you are not aware thoPosted by LadyNeptuneYes! And he fell dead and I am collecting his life insurance and spending a good chunk of it to have you have a lobotomy!
Is this your way of telling us your cap husband caught you in the act?
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So move on...
Posted by CvurkooAnd you should...Posted by GemitatiI'm most amazed by your profound depth.Posted by CvurkooI rarely made pointless comments. If you can’t understand deepness of my thoughts - it’s definitely your problem - not mine!Posted by Gemitatiyour impact on my life is as negligible as i am on yours. my comment was as pointless as most comments on this forum, and the big majority of your own.Posted by CvurkooI have no problem to be dependent if man is good! I am also like to work for smart people. I don’t see how is it making impact on YOUR life but I am sure you’ll tell me...Posted by Gemitatibtw, you seem like a very dependent woman. i believe you are not aware thoPosted by LadyNeptuneYes! And he fell dead and I am collecting his life insurance and spending a good chunk of it to have you have a lobotomy!
Is this your way of telling us your cap husband caught you in the act?
So move on...
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Posted by SupesRoommate at 40?
I walked in on my roommates girlfriend getting dicked down. It was funny
And you getting married?
Posted by Caramel_PrincessAt 40?...(eye roll)Posted by SupesTotally! I would have done the same I swear.Posted by Caramel_PrincessClosest thing I had that was topic relatedPosted by SupesThat’s not even remotely relevant to this post but I feel like you’ve been wanting to share this story so bad. 😂
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Yeah and I joined
Posted by SupesMaybe my Pisces Venus doesPosted by Queenaries2I thought Aries didn’t like to share
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Posted by Queenaries2And you liked her better? LolPosted by SupesMaybe my Pisces Venus doesPosted by Queenaries2I thought Aries didn’t like to share
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Posted by Caramel_PrincessWhat’s was on the picture?Posted by RavishingWhen I first saw a picture of my ex with his new gf I felt like I seriously saw a ghost. The blood left my veins.Posted by Caramel_PrincessPosted by RavishingHonestly jealous of your life rn not gonna lie.
Not walked in, but saw them interacting. I got so drunk that night that I got into numerous fights and then got punched in the face and woke up at my BFF's house.
Yep. I got so jealous that I got infuriated.
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Posted by Caramel_PrincessYeah...I looked at FB...remember?Posted by GemitatiIt was a picture of him, his new gf and his sister during Christmas of 2016. His sister posted it saying something like “Love the presents I got from my brother and his wonderful gf!”Posted by Caramel_PrincessWhat’s was on the picture?Posted by RavishingWhen I first saw a picture of my ex with his new gf I felt like I seriously saw a ghost. The blood left my veins.Posted by Caramel_PrincessPosted by RavishingHonestly jealous of your life rn not gonna lie.
Not walked in, but saw them interacting. I got so drunk that night that I got into numerous fights and then got punched in the face and woke up at my BFF's house.
Yep. I got so jealous that I got infuriated.
Felt like my ears blew hot hair. He’s a Scorpio so you must know lol. I am really happy for him though. He deserves love.
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Lol
How long it took for you to move on?
Posted by Caramel_PrincessOMG! You seemed made for each other...Posted by GemitatiHonestly? It took me a year. The first 6 months were hell, but also because we couldn’t cut contact those first 3 months. It was destroying the both of us so he said that he wouldn’t talk to me again to be strong for me and force me to move on.Posted by Caramel_PrincessYeah...I looked at FB...remember?Posted by GemitatiIt was a picture of him, his new gf and his sister during Christmas of 2016. His sister posted it saying something like “Love the presents I got from my brother and his wonderful gf!”Posted by Caramel_PrincessWhat’s was on the picture?Posted by RavishingWhen I first saw a picture of my ex with his new gf I felt like I seriously saw a ghost. The blood left my veins.Posted by Caramel_PrincessPosted by RavishingHonestly jealous of your life rn not gonna lie.
Not walked in, but saw them interacting. I got so drunk that night that I got into numerous fights and then got punched in the face and woke up at my BFF's house.
Yep. I got so jealous that I got infuriated.
Felt like my ears blew hot hair. He’s a Scorpio so you must know lol. I am really happy for him though. He deserves love.
Lol
How long it took for you to move on?
It worked. I hated him, but he looked out for my own benefit, and that’s how I know he truly loved me. It was the healthy thing to do, and now I understand that and I’m so happy he found love again.click to expand
Why people are doing this? Parting while loving?
Posted by Caramel_PrincessI could write that! 😭😭😭Posted by GemitatiI still strongly believe he’s my soulmate if such thing even exists, we were the couple that finished each other’s sentences, said and thought things at the same time, felt what the other is feeling even when apart. They say you can’t end up with your soulmate, it’s too intense and that level of intensity is overwhelming and you can’t sustain it without going mad. You need to end up with someone where both your emotions will leveled, not too high and not too low, more suitable for long term.Posted by Caramel_PrincessOMG! You seemed made for each other...Posted by GemitatiHonestly? It took me a year. The first 6 months were hell, but also because we couldn’t cut contact those first 3 months. It was destroying the both of us so he said that he wouldn’t talk to me again to be strong for me and force me to move on.Posted by Caramel_PrincessYeah...I looked at FB...remember?Posted by GemitatiIt was a picture of him, his new gf and his sister during Christmas of 2016. His sister posted it saying something like “Love the presents I got from my brother and his wonderful gf!”Posted by Caramel_PrincessWhat’s was on the picture?Posted by RavishingWhen I first saw a picture of my ex with his new gf I felt like I seriously saw a ghost. The blood left my veins.Posted by Caramel_PrincessPosted by RavishingHonestly jealous of your life rn not gonna lie.
Not walked in, but saw them interacting. I got so drunk that night that I got into numerous fights and then got punched in the face and woke up at my BFF's house.
Yep. I got so jealous that I got infuriated.
Felt like my ears blew hot hair. He’s a Scorpio so you must know lol. I am really happy for him though. He deserves love.
Lol
How long it took for you to move on?
It worked. I hated him, but he looked out for my own benefit, and that’s how I know he truly loved me. It was the healthy thing to do, and now I understand that and I’m so happy he found love again.
Why people are doing this? Parting while loving?
He truly opened me up for love again and gave me so much hope that love can be found over and over again. I still check out his YouTube channel where he sang so many songs for me on there.
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Posted by Caramel_PrincessNeptune onlyPosted by GemitatiAbout your Scorpio? Do you have any Scorpio placements?Posted by Caramel_PrincessI could write that! 😭😭😭Posted by GemitatiI still strongly believe he’s my soulmate if such thing even exists, we were the couple that finished each other’s sentences, said and thought things at the same time, felt what the other is feeling even when apart. They say you can’t end up with your soulmate, it’s too intense and that level of intensity is overwhelming and you can’t sustain it without going mad. You need to end up with someone where both your emotions will leveled, not too high and not too low, more suitable for long term.Posted by Caramel_PrincessOMG! You seemed made for each other...Posted by GemitatiHonestly? It took me a year. The first 6 months were hell, but also because we couldn’t cut contact those first 3 months. It was destroying the both of us so he said that he wouldn’t talk to me again to be strong for me and force me to move on.Posted by Caramel_PrincessYeah...I looked at FB...remember?Posted by GemitatiIt was a picture of him, his new gf and his sister during Christmas of 2016. His sister posted it saying something like “Love the presents I got from my brother and his wonderful gf!”Posted by Caramel_PrincessWhat’s was on the picture?Posted by RavishingWhen I first saw a picture of my ex with his new gf I felt like I seriously saw a ghost. The blood left my veins.Posted by Caramel_PrincessPosted by RavishingHonestly jealous of your life rn not gonna lie.
Not walked in, but saw them interacting. I got so drunk that night that I got into numerous fights and then got punched in the face and woke up at my BFF's house.
Yep. I got so jealous that I got infuriated.
Felt like my ears blew hot hair. He’s a Scorpio so you must know lol. I am really happy for him though. He deserves love.
Lol
How long it took for you to move on?
It worked. I hated him, but he looked out for my own benefit, and that’s how I know he truly loved me. It was the healthy thing to do, and now I understand that and I’m so happy he found love again.
Why people are doing this? Parting while loving?
He truly opened me up for love again and gave me so much hope that love can be found over and over again. I still check out his YouTube channel where he sang so many songs for me on there.
Oh to love a Scorpio... sun or moon.
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Bump for @Caramel_Princess
Posted by Caramel_PrincessYou’ve asked if I had any Scorp placement?Posted by GemitatiWhat’s up Tati!?
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I said Neptune. Does it mean a shit?
Posted by Caramel_PrincessTrust me, there were times I had googled shit out of our both placements!!! LolPosted by GemitatiI honestly have no idea. I was thinking about something like your moon, venus, rising, etc. look it up on google!Posted by Caramel_PrincessYou’ve asked if I had any Scorp placement?Posted by GemitatiWhat’s up Tati!?
Bump for @Caramel_Princess
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It’s just somehow people here have different points of views on stuff.
You know...not always correct but different. 😆
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