No-Bonk Holidays

Sometimes, sacrifices have to be made for the greater good. When you have a disease plaguing your planet, you have to take drastic steps in order to eliminate it. What disease am I referring to this time? Why, LIBRAS, of course!



Let's face it, what longterm virtues do they bring to the table? Let me count the ways:

- fakenice, too diplomatic.

- lack the testicular fortitude to confront a situation head on & bury their heads in the sand like an emu, pretending it ain't happening.

- lack any real integrity due to lack of strength of character, and will more likely leave you in the dark & thinking nothing's wrong than telling you straight.

- obsessed with being in a relationship just because they can't stand being alone.

- if they are alone, they are completely out of balance and tend to go completely bonkers. General psychopathy & religious zeal are just two of the myriads of possibilities.

- if they are alone, they are willing to destroy relationships/marriages just to get that sausage.

- completely lacking shame, anyone and anything is fair game if it means getting said sausage.

- selfish beyond compare.

- cunning but stupid. They just don't think things through because they lack the mental capacity to do so.

And that's just off the top of my head. I can come up with dozens more if I sit & think about it for 5 minutes. You see, it's too bad!! I mean, there's nothing wrong with wanting to keep the peace and being.........."nice"



but Libras are the extreme end of the spineless spectrum, where it becomes a detriment to everything and everyone around them. SOOOOOOO in order to make sure that no Libras are born, the Supreme Government should make "straight sex" a capital offence during the period between December 18 - January 18. They say the zodiac is like a spectrum, each sign bleeding into the next. Which is why we have cusps. And those can be bad enough, so we have to be vigilant and not allow any cusps either!

I don't trust condoms. They break too easily, and all it takes is one tiny prick (from a needle). If you really must, straight dawgs should just lube up that hand, and straight ladies should just keep their "best friend" fully charged. Or try anal, it's not like it's gonna kill ya. I'm still here....



And with pegging & strap-ons, pleasuring each other in the 21st century has never been easier. Turnabout is fairplay, after all...

Libra MOON is just as bad, and you should avoid vaginal sex during periods that can yield a Libra mooner. I mean the moon period per sign is what, 3 days? No-nutting for 3 days ain't gonna kill ya. I'm still here.... Libra Mercury/Venus/Mars can be a bit "yeech" but with the right training & suitable diet, they're nothing you can't fix.

Remember, abstain during the holidays.....for the good of humankind! Now back away slowly before Busyeyes (aka Cloudy) catches whiff of this lil PSA. She doesn't like it when people insult her TRUE sun sign (or the sign she catfishes as).

They really handicapped you with all this requiring to ask ppl to not have sex during the holidays when it's time to socialize more and drinking is more socially acceptable.

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Posted by Neshama

Sex is a mitzvah on shabbat and sukkot and most holidays ....i guess those are pro bonk holidays

And on shabbat is specifically not meant to be for procreation...

Hmm.. Well.. What to do.. Other than praying..

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They can try, but no prayer can save them. Only extinction can. We would be far better off without Libras. Except maybe for Alesha Dixon because she's a bomb - her Sag moon makes her a badass. And Kate Winslet/Naomi Watts, they strike me as beautiful, strong, genuine girls. But that's about it.

I mean, look at all the stories on DXP alone of Libra sluts sticking their nose in other people's relationships and trying to break them apart. They have no respect for boundaries or other people. They are disgusting.

Posted by Uglygirlnextdoor

This is very passionate.

@777 save this for future reference!

Whoa seriously? It took me like 3 minutes to type it up. And please don't tag that boring oaf into my threads.

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I try not to, wonderful personalities are so boring in the 21st century. Crazy is the spice of life nowadays. Might be seen by some as a troll post, but it's not really trolling when it's the truth. Every sign has its thorns, but.....yeah I'll just leave it at that. And because you used THAT gif:

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They really handicapped you with all this requiring to ask ppl to not have sex during the holidays when it's time to socialize more and drinking is more socially acceptable.

Only vaginal sex should be prohibited. The last thing we need is more Libras in the world. Can't do much about the existing ones, but we can always refrain from creating more. Libras are the weeds of the zodiac. We can totally do without.

Anal is always fine 🙂

Or use at least 2 condoms if you REALLY can't restrain yourself.

The Libra’s dgaf what a child predators opinion of them is.

Excuse me, I'm Libra with sag moon and I'm just fabulous 😉 Oh, and I'm perfectly happy alone...Librans are like oxygen. Especially to Aries, can't live without us..You need us for survival!

In the words of Mariah: Why you so obsessed with us?! 😘😘😘😘 It’s so cute!!!!

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Agreed on all points

Does that mean you're all for trying anal? Or have already tried it? Do tell, we're all anal here! You're among kindred spirits. If you took video, it's a bonus. Don't spare us the details, I want the blow-by-blow.



PS: in all seriousness, I thought you would agree. After all, Libras are evolved Virgos. They sit next to each other on the zodiac table and they blend into each other. Like the colors of the rainbow. Same as Scorps being more insufferable versions of Libras.

Muthafakas are everywhere.

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Excuse me, I'm Libra with sag moon and I'm just fabulous 😉 Oh, and I'm perfectly happy alone...Librans are like oxygen. Especially to Aries, can't live without us..You need us for survival!

Sag moon?



You can stay. And so can Sigourney Weaver, totally forgot that goddess is a Leeb. But just you 4 (along with Ripley, Alesha, Naomi).

And as an Aries stellium, I can assure you that I can go the rest of my life without seeing another Libra.

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This is very passionate.

@777 save this for future reference!

Whoa seriously? It took me like 3 minutes to type it up. And please don't tag that boring oaf into my threads.

Lol just tryna help him out, y’know? He made that gemini post that wasn’t dxpnet quality so I had to show him what real talent looks like. Impressive honestly!

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Well he was just trying to be noticed, so he picked the idle chatterboxes of the zodiac to taunt. They talk over each other like meerkats. That's how you end up with 10+ pages of replies lol. Whereas Libras are limp mofos, you can't expect them to put up a fight in that department. How can you fight the truth anyway?

Mine comes from the heart because I'm currently dealing with a thirsty Libra bitch. She faken called my man at 1:30 in the morning, I couldn't go back to sleep after that!! I was like



I recently had an operation, I'm not in the mood for this shit! On the bright side, it brings my Aries stellium to the fore & makes my eyes glow red. Thirsty biatch got no clue what she's dealing with.

Posted by tiziani

"a detriment to everything and everyone around them"

I thought about that a lot.

I bet you do too.

I bet if you think about it some more you'll go on another rant next week.

It just eats at you. Till all you have left is gifs.

Sorry luv, that's not how I roll. I'm not a Libra. That was awfully basic. Then again, you only show creativity when you're kissing Nikkistar's ass. Look kinda like this from space:



PS: One HES gif has more personality than 10 of you.

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Posted by Sola

Excuse me, I'm Libra with sag moon and I'm just fabulous 😉 Oh, and I'm perfectly happy alone...Librans are like oxygen. Especially to Aries, can't live without us..You need us for survival!

No dear. You are not that fabulous. Its why you get dumped. CASE CLOSED. get your mum to defend you again.

(btw, not including all the other leebs. they are amazing. youre an exception). kthanksbye.

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Still a c*nt I see 😂

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Excuse me, I'm Libra with sag moon and I'm just fabulous 😉 Oh, and I'm perfectly happy alone...Librans are like oxygen. Especially to Aries, can't live without us..You need us for survival!

No dear. You are not that fabulous. Its why you get dumped. CASE CLOSED. get your mum to defend you again.

(btw, not including all the other leebs. they are amazing. youre an exception). kthanksbye.

Still a c*nt I see 😂

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Why is she being a top c*nt to you?

And oh wait a minute.....aren't you the one who recently said you hate being a Libra? Then you're speaking my language!

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I'm here for the hate

Watch & learn from the King, peasant.

Well, in Libra sun and rising....with sag moon. I love my fluidity, logic, debating prowess...the rest doesn't interest me because there's always a Next! Onto the new 🙂

To be fair (cause I'm a Libra and shit, ya know? )- My fav thread in awhile. I am detailed oriented with all this Virgo in my chart. I like the planning, the supportive arguments, the conclusion. Fine piece of hate. haha.

great thread! i think it's important for people to express themselves. your feelings are welcome as far as i am concerned.

Posted by macmiller

Libras are alright. but they can be some straight DIKS. Cruelest people I kno are oct Libras (female) the sept ones are nicer imo.

I'll back this. Libras are nice until they arent nice.... can be cruel AF.

Pedobear dropping my name, still, for no reason but to say it.

I'm interested in a Pisces right now; excited!

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This is very passionate.

@777 save this for future reference!

Whoa seriously? It took me like 3 minutes to type it up. And please don't tag that boring oaf into my threads.

Lol just tryna help him out, y’know? He made that gemini post that wasn’t dxpnet quality so I had to show him what real talent looks like. Impressive honestly!

Well he was just trying to be noticed, so he picked the idle chatterboxes of the zodiac to taunt. They talk over each other like meerkats. That's how you end up with 10+ pages of replies lol. Whereas Libras are limp mofos, you can't expect them to put up a fight in that department. How can you fight the truth anyway?

Mine comes from the heart because I'm currently dealing with a thirsty Libra bitch. She faken called my man at 1:30 in the morning, I couldn't go back to sleep after that!! I was like



I recently had an operation, I'm not in the mood for this shit! On the bright side, it brings my Aries stellium to the fore & makes my eyes glow red. Thirsty biatch got no clue what she's dealing with.

Lol at the comparison of geminis and libras. Honestly, I don’t think that post got any recognition for several reasons and mainly bc it lacks necessary dxpnet passion.

Yours however, it’s truly something else lol. Hey at least, you’re positive about it.

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Lol what you're interpreting as positivity is the angel on my shoulder taking on the devil in my head, struggling for dominance. And I kinda hate to say it, but the angel is losing.

It's also due to my Aries stellium. The actual anger is fleeting, and what follows next is a long period of intense concentration on the matter at hand.

And the Gemini thread didn't receive what you call recognition because all the Gemini meerkats just started clickety-clacking over each other and by page #2 everyone had forgotten what the fart all that was about lol, leaving the clueless bemused OP in a perpertual state of



but since Libras don't have much of a personality, that's not likely to happen here.

Posted by Sola

Well, in Libra sun and rising....with sag moon. I love my fluidity, logic, debating prowess...the rest doesn't interest me because there's always a Next! Onto the new 🙂

Oh ye?

And how do you handle criticism? Is your skin thick enough to take it, or does your Sag moon just go to war with the nearest unlucky flesh'n'blood creature?

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This is very passionate.

@777 save this for future reference!

Whoa seriously? It took me like 3 minutes to type it up. And please don't tag that boring oaf into my threads.

Lol just tryna help him out, y’know? He made that gemini post that wasn’t dxpnet quality so I had to show him what real talent looks like. Impressive honestly!

Well he was just trying to be noticed, so he picked the idle chatterboxes of the zodiac to taunt. They talk over each other like meerkats. That's how you end up with 10+ pages of replies lol. Whereas Libras are limp mofos, you can't expect them to put up a fight in that department. How can you fight the truth anyway?

Mine comes from the heart because I'm currently dealing with a thirsty Libra bitch. She faken called my man at 1:30 in the morning, I couldn't go back to sleep after that!! I was like



I recently had an operation, I'm not in the mood for this shit! On the bright side, it brings my Aries stellium to the fore & makes my eyes glow red. Thirsty biatch got no clue what she's dealing with.

Lol at the comparison of geminis and libras. Honestly, I don’t think that post got any recognition for several reasons and mainly bc it lacks necessary dxpnet passion.

Yours however, it’s truly something else lol. Hey at least, you’re positive about it.

Lol what you're interpreting as positivity is the angel on my shoulder taking on the devil in my head, struggling for dominance. And I kinda hate to say it, but the angel is losing.

It's also due to my Aries stellium. The actual anger is fleeting, and what follows next is a long period of intense concentration on the matter at hand.

And the Gemini thread didn't receive what you call recognition because all the Gemini meerkats just started clickety-clacking over each other and by page #2 everyone had forgotten what the fart all that was about lol, leaving the clueless bemused OP in a perpertual state of



but since Libras don't have much of a personality, that's not likely to happen here.

Don't kill me but I actually think libras are okay. It's just one libra girl, right? Or did this happen with multiple ones lol.

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Just the one. Always the same one, his ex. I thought she was a Cancer because I misinterpreted a tweet from her friend wishing the two girls in the pic a happy birthday, so I assumed it was both of them.

But no she's a Libra. Which explains why I NEVER liked her from the moment I laid eyes on her. And it's got nothing to do with her being Jed's ex. I don't treat every ex like that. Me and my ex's ex are super-tight and we got along like a house on fire from the day we met (Gem sun/Aqua moon), awesome gal.

So it's not me being territorial, but I instantly sensed the rot inside her. And she looks like a damn frog with those eyes. She's the one who kissed him on stage last year. Poor girl has no idea what she's dealing with.

And you may think Libras are ok......until they zero in on your boyfriend. I don't have enough fingers & toes to count how many stories in the last year alone we've seen HERE of Libras going after someone's boyfriend. It's so common to the point where most people immediately assume the pursuer is a Libra lol. Because they have no shame or dignity, and are disgustingly selfish. Like I said, now I know how Hitler felt.

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This is very passionate.

@777 save this for future reference!

Whoa seriously? It took me like 3 minutes to type it up. And please don't tag that boring oaf into my threads.

Lol just tryna help him out, y’know? He made that gemini post that wasn’t dxpnet quality so I had to show him what real talent looks like. Impressive honestly!

Well he was just trying to be noticed, so he picked the idle chatterboxes of the zodiac to taunt. They talk over each other like meerkats. That's how you end up with 10+ pages of replies lol. Whereas Libras are limp mofos, you can't expect them to put up a fight in that department. How can you fight the truth anyway?

Mine comes from the heart because I'm currently dealing with a thirsty Libra bitch. She faken called my man at 1:30 in the morning, I couldn't go back to sleep after that!! I was like



I recently had an operation, I'm not in the mood for this shit! On the bright side, it brings my Aries stellium to the fore & makes my eyes glow red. Thirsty biatch got no clue what she's dealing with.

Lol at the comparison of geminis and libras. Honestly, I don’t think that post got any recognition for several reasons and mainly bc it lacks necessary dxpnet passion.

Yours however, it’s truly something else lol. Hey at least, you’re positive about it.

Lol what you're interpreting as positivity is the angel on my shoulder taking on the devil in my head, struggling for dominance. And I kinda hate to say it, but the angel is losing.

It's also due to my Aries stellium. The actual anger is fleeting, and what follows next is a long period of intense concentration on the matter at hand.

And the Gemini thread didn't receive what you call recognition because all the Gemini meerkats just started clickety-clacking over each other and by page #2 everyone had forgotten what the fart all that was about lol, leaving the clueless bemused OP in a perpertual state of



but since Libras don't have much of a personality, that's not likely to happen here.

Don't kill me but I actually think libras are okay. It's just one libra girl, right? Or did this happen with multiple ones lol.

Just the one. Always the same one, his ex. I thought she was a Cancer because I misinterpreted a tweet from her friend wishing the two girls in the pic a happy birthday, so I assumed it was both of them.

But no she's a Libra. Which explains why I NEVER liked her from the moment I laid eyes on her. And it's got nothing to do with her being Jed's ex. I don't treat every ex like that. Me and my ex's ex are super-tight and we got along like a house on fire from the day we met (Gem sun/Aqua moon), awesome gal.

So it's not me being territorial, but I instantly sensed the rot inside her. And she looks like a damn frog with those eyes. She's the one who kissed him on stage last year. Poor girl has no idea what she's dealing with.

And you may think Libras are ok......until they zero in on your boyfriend. I don't have enough fingers & toes to count how many stories in the last year alone we've seen HERE of Libras going after someone's boyfriend. It's so common to the point where most people immediately assume the pursuer is a Libra lol. Because they have no shame or dignity, and are disgustingly selfish. Like I said, now I know how Hitler felt.

Oh, it's an ex situation huh. I honestly do not know what I would do if someone goes after my man tbh, will I go super savage mode? I got chills bc I don't wanna be the bitch who tries to steal my man, but then again if he's entertaining the thought and I sense 0.000001% BS from him I would drop him in a heart beat. I'm not dealing with this shit and love isn't a competition for me, this girl will fight for love but will never compete for it.

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Oh that's the least of his worries. He broke my cardinal rule of "no intentional violence in a relationship" recently and this was after my operation. I told him I will not allow him to turn me into the psycho jealous partner, BUT I'm not at my mental best right now, so he's fully aware of what can happen if I reach the point of no return.

And I'm with you 100% . No matter how awesome one person seems to be, noone is worth going "Brenda Vs Kelly 90210 style " over. I know he gets off on the attention (faken Leos, eh?) but there's only so much I will tolerate. Including exes hovering around like mosquitoes.

When was the last time you dealt with something like that? How did you handle it?

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Posted by Sola

Well, in Libra sun and rising....with sag moon. I love my fluidity, logic, debating prowess...the rest doesn't interest me because there's always a Next! Onto the new 🙂

Oh ye?

And how do you handle criticism? Is your skin thick enough to take it, or does your Sag moon just go to war with the nearest unlucky flesh'n'blood creature?

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I can take criticism...and I love going cray cray 😂😂

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This is very passionate.

@777 save this for future reference!

Whoa seriously? It took me like 3 minutes to type it up. And please don't tag that boring oaf into my threads.

Lol just tryna help him out, y’know? He made that gemini post that wasn’t dxpnet quality so I had to show him what real talent looks like. Impressive honestly!

Well he was just trying to be noticed, so he picked the idle chatterboxes of the zodiac to taunt. They talk over each other like meerkats. That's how you end up with 10+ pages of replies lol. Whereas Libras are limp mofos, you can't expect them to put up a fight in that department. How can you fight the truth anyway?

Mine comes from the heart because I'm currently dealing with a thirsty Libra bitch. She faken called my man at 1:30 in the morning, I couldn't go back to sleep after that!! I was like



I recently had an operation, I'm not in the mood for this shit! On the bright side, it brings my Aries stellium to the fore & makes my eyes glow red. Thirsty biatch got no clue what she's dealing with.

Lol at the comparison of geminis and libras. Honestly, I don’t think that post got any recognition for several reasons and mainly bc it lacks necessary dxpnet passion.

Yours however, it’s truly something else lol. Hey at least, you’re positive about it.

Lol what you're interpreting as positivity is the angel on my shoulder taking on the devil in my head, struggling for dominance. And I kinda hate to say it, but the angel is losing.

It's also due to my Aries stellium. The actual anger is fleeting, and what follows next is a long period of intense concentration on the matter at hand.

And the Gemini thread didn't receive what you call recognition because all the Gemini meerkats just started clickety-clacking over each other and by page #2 everyone had forgotten what the fart all that was about lol, leaving the clueless bemused OP in a perpertual state of



but since Libras don't have much of a personality, that's not likely to happen here.

Don't kill me but I actually think libras are okay. It's just one libra girl, right? Or did this happen with multiple ones lol.

Just the one. Always the same one, his ex. I thought she was a Cancer because I misinterpreted a tweet from her friend wishing the two girls in the pic a happy birthday, so I assumed it was both of them.

But no she's a Libra. Which explains why I NEVER liked her from the moment I laid eyes on her. And it's got nothing to do with her being Jed's ex. I don't treat every ex like that. Me and my ex's ex are super-tight and we got along like a house on fire from the day we met (Gem sun/Aqua moon), awesome gal.

So it's not me being territorial, but I instantly sensed the rot inside her. And she looks like a damn frog with those eyes. She's the one who kissed him on stage last year. Poor girl has no idea what she's dealing with.

And you may think Libras are ok......until they zero in on your boyfriend. I don't have enough fingers & toes to count how many stories in the last year alone we've seen HERE of Libras going after someone's boyfriend. It's so common to the point where most people immediately assume the pursuer is a Libra lol. Because they have no shame or dignity, and are disgustingly selfish. Like I said, now I know how Hitler felt.

Oh, it's an ex situation huh. I honestly do not know what I would do if someone goes after my man tbh, will I go super savage mode? I got chills bc I don't wanna be the bitch who tries to steal my man, but then again if he's entertaining the thought and I sense 0.000001% BS from him I would drop him in a heart beat. I'm not dealing with this shit and love isn't a competition for me, this girl will fight for love but will never compete for it.

Oh that's the least of his worries. He broke my cardinal rule of "no intentional violence in a relationship" recently and this was after my operation. I told him I will not allow him to turn me into the psycho jealous partner, BUT I'm not at my mental best right now, so he's fully aware of what can happen if I reach the point of no return.

And I'm with you 100% . No matter how awesome one person seems to be, noone is worth going "Brenda Vs Kelly 90210 style " over. I know he gets off on the attention (faken Leos, eh?) but there's only so much I will tolerate. Including exes hovering around like mosquitoes.

When was the last time you dealt with something like that? How did you handle it?

I feel you, jealousy is an emotional blindfold indeed. Loved the reference of brenda and kelly. If that leo feeds on the attention I'd personally use that to tame his ass. I've dealt with many leos that hated the idea of my existence with a somewhat civil way thanks to their love for attention.

Personally, no relationships so far. I don't do them bc of several reasons. Never been in a realtionship and don't want to be in any for now lol.

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Well.....some say "it's better to have loved & lost than to have never loved at all". Others say "you won't miss what you never knew".

Would I have been better off if I'd never fallen for anyone? I don't know if I would be. Not with the life that I've had. I NEEDED to have something good in it, even for a little while.

Maybe if you've lived a good enough or uneventful life, then maybe you can do without the complications that relationships bring to your life, especially if you're a lone wolf by nature. Depends on the type of person you are, and if you prefer solitude over companionship.

Tell you what though. If there was a way to voluntarily wipe my memories & start fresh, I'd take it. I wouldn't miss what I never knew.

That is really shitty that someone would go after anothers significant other. I would personally never ever. Never have. Never would. Oddly enough the only sign i've had personal experience with this sort of thing is two Virgo women. I will never condemn an entire sign off a few bad experiences.... but I stay cautious.