Cats Are Nasty As Fuck (I Don't Trust "Cat Guys"/Men with Cats) (Page 2)

In my work I spend most of my time in other ppl's homes and you can immediately tell if the person's got a dog. But I can never tell if a person's got a cat. Sometimes it takes weeks for me to notice they own a cat

Posted by dadjokes

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by Emhendo

Because my friend is a cat owner and she is very messy and doesn't clean behind herself like she should.. And when it comes down to her cat, she hasn't changed its litter box in a very very long time or won't even scrape her doo doo out the thing.

I ain't saying dogs aren't gross, but at least I can bathe the motherfucker and train it not to do certain shit.

While you have to take a cat how it is... Whatever it likes doing, it won't change.

And is it the cats fault her owner doesn't clean her litterbox? Everyone needs to piss and shit, it's got nothing to do with being filthy

Never been in a home or around a cat that "sprays" but I've only known housecats who spend most their time inside.

And don't even fucking come and say dog owners clean their dog's paws after they've been out in the mud and the rain and all kinds of shit. Most of them don't from my experience, they just let the dog bounce back into their place and on their sofa, in their bed... Cats are never that level filthy.

I have rain boots for my dog. People can laugh all they want, but I live in one of the rainiest cities in the world (as in days per year of rain, not rainfall quantity). Everyone removes their shoes before entering my home, and my dog trouncing about in the muddy streets is certainly no exception.

He's also not allowed on our bed. He's allowed everywhere else, just not our bed where we out our heads and faces and breathe all night on.

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My dogs was never allowed in my bed either, because WE KNOW they dirty as fuck and they aren't our EQUAL.

A cat owner sleep right under the thing. Like fuck it. AHAHAHA!!!

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Posted by dadjokes

"It just sleeps, eats, and butters all day, along with scratching butter up, knocking things over, throwing up hairballs, and getting its fur on everything (I've spent an hour + removing fur from important clothes before). The meowing sounds annoying as treetrunk. The way it just STARES for prolonged periods of time is creepy."

This perfectly describes my shih tzu. He even makes meowing noises. He also likes to step on my keyboard when I'm trying to work.

I still love the little monster regardless, but I really wanted to get a dobie (my favourite breed). But my husband thinks they're too scary, and most rentals have pet weight limits.

Yeah, like my siamese wants to play fetch right now. We call her soccer kitty...

I should video it right now.

Siamese are reputed to be the most doglike cats 👍

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Why all these cat-loving people keep researching for the most "dog-like cat"

Why you want a cat that act like a fucking dog. Just goes to show cats suck, they gotta find a cat that behaves like a dog.

Just get a fucking dog AHAHAHA!!!

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Posted by VenusAquarius

Posted by dadjokes

"It just sleeps, eats, and butters all day, along with scratching butter up, knocking things over, throwing up hairballs, and getting its fur on everything (I've spent an hour + removing fur from important clothes before). The meowing sounds annoying as treetrunk. The way it just STARES for prolonged periods of time is creepy."

This perfectly describes my shih tzu. He even makes meowing noises. He also likes to step on my keyboard when I'm trying to work.

I still love the little monster regardless, but I really wanted to get a dobie (my favourite breed). But my husband thinks they're too scary, and most rentals have pet weight limits.

Yeah, like my siamese wants to play fetch right now. We call her soccer kitty...

I should video it right now.

Siamese are reputed to be the most doglike cats 👍

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The first video was better cause I threw better but I forgot to push record.

Posted by Emhendo

I just really prefer a dog over a fucking cat. What don't you understand about that?? You can't change my mind, so you keep coming back on this post with all this halfass information is pointless.

You can't change my mind either, what don't YOU understand about that? If you only want to hear youeself rant start a fucking blog, this is a forum. Wtf's your point ? lol

Here's Harvey saying no to a kiss.

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by Emhendo

I just really prefer a dog over a fucking cat. What don't you understand about that?? You can't change my mind, so you keep coming back on this post with all this halfass information is pointless.

You can't change my mind either, what don't YOU understand about that? If you only want to hear youeself rant start a fucking blog, this is a forum. Wtf's your point ? lol

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BITCH, don't tell me what the fuck do.. This IS a blog ON a forum.

If you don't like what the fuck I got to say, don't read it.. And I'm not trying to change your fucking mind - I said I don't give a fuck what you do.

So as I said, if you wanna be grown ass man with damn cat - then be my fuckin guest, pussy.

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Posted by dadjokes

Posted by VenusAquarius

Posted by dadjokes

"It just sleeps, eats, and butters all day, along with scratching butter up, knocking things over, throwing up hairballs, and getting its fur on everything (I've spent an hour + removing fur from important clothes before). The meowing sounds annoying as treetrunk. The way it just STARES for prolonged periods of time is creepy."

This perfectly describes my shih tzu. He even makes meowing noises. He also likes to step on my keyboard when I'm trying to work.

I still love the little monster regardless, but I really wanted to get a dobie (my favourite breed). But my husband thinks they're too scary, and most rentals have pet weight limits.

Yeah, like my siamese wants to play fetch right now. We call her soccer kitty...

I should video it right now.

Siamese are reputed to be the most doglike cats 👍

Why all these cat-loving people keep researching for the most "dog-like cat"

Why you want a cat that act like a fucking dog. Just goes to show cats suck, they gotta find a cat that behaves like a dog.

Just get a fucking dog AHAHAHA!!!

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Comparison as he stated his dog acts like a cat... there's a message hidden in our exchange.

Btw, I wuv this thread cause I love anymals.

I even had mice as pets. Loved their ity bity buck teeth.

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by Emhendo

I just really prefer a dog over a fucking cat. What don't you understand about that?? You can't change my mind, so you keep coming back on this post with all this halfass information is pointless.

You can't change my mind either, what don't YOU understand about that? If you only want to hear youeself rant start a fucking blog, this is a forum. Wtf's your point ? lol

BITCH, don't tell me what the fuck do.. This IS a blog ON a forum.

If you don't like what the fuck I got to say, don't read it.. And I'm not trying to change your fucking mind - I said I don't give a fuck what you do.

So as I said, if you wanna be grown ass man with damn cat - then be my guest, pussy.

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I'm not trying to change your mind any more than you are trying to change mine 🙄 I'm saying the exact same thing you are, only from an opposite standpoint.. Is this going anywhere?

Posted by TheRabbit

TBH having any animal in your house is nasty in some way or another.

I actually like both cats and dogs. I have 3 dogs and a cat. They occupy different niches in the household dynamic.

I have a hot water steam cleaner and a hand held.

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by dadjokes

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by Emhendo

Because my friend is a cat owner and she is very messy and doesn't clean behind herself like she should.. And when it comes down to her cat, she hasn't changed its litter box in a very very long time or won't even scrape her doo doo out the thing.

I ain't saying dogs aren't gross, but at least I can bathe the motherfucker and train it not to do certain shit.

While you have to take a cat how it is... Whatever it likes doing, it won't change.

And is it the cats fault her owner doesn't clean her litterbox? Everyone needs to piss and shit, it's got nothing to do with being filthy

Never been in a home or around a cat that "sprays" but I've only known housecats who spend most their time inside.

And don't even fucking come and say dog owners clean their dog's paws after they've been out in the mud and the rain and all kinds of shit. Most of them don't from my experience, they just let the dog bounce back into their place and on their sofa, in their bed... Cats are never that level filthy.

I have rain boots for my dog. People can laugh all they want, but I live in one of the rainiest cities in the world (as in days per year of rain, not rainfall quantity). Everyone removes their shoes before entering my home, and my dog trouncing about in the muddy streets is certainly no exception.

He's also not allowed on our bed. He's allowed everywhere else, just not our bed where we out our heads and faces and breathe all night on.

My dogs was never allowed in my bed either, because WE KNOW they dirty as fuck and they aren't our EQUAL.

A cat owner sleep right under the thing. Like fuck it. AHAHAHA!!!

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The things I do in my bed... Naw... Cats shouldn't want to get in my bed, LOL!

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by dadjokes

Posted by VenusAquarius

Posted by dadjokes

"It just sleeps, eats, and butters all day, along with scratching butter up, knocking things over, throwing up hairballs, and getting its fur on everything (I've spent an hour + removing fur from important clothes before). The meowing sounds annoying as treetrunk. The way it just STARES for prolonged periods of time is creepy."

This perfectly describes my shih tzu. He even makes meowing noises. He also likes to step on my keyboard when I'm trying to work.

I still love the little monster regardless, but I really wanted to get a dobie (my favourite breed). But my husband thinks they're too scary, and most rentals have pet weight limits.

Yeah, like my siamese wants to play fetch right now. We call her soccer kitty...

I should video it right now.

Siamese are reputed to be the most doglike cats 👍

Why all these cat-loving people keep researching for the most "dog-like cat"

Why you want a cat that act like a fucking dog. Just goes to show cats suck, they gotta find a cat that behaves like a dog.

Just get a fucking dog AHAHAHA!!!

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A lot of rentals allow cats but not dogs...doesnt seem logical to me since cats can cause way more damage, but that's just the way it is. So a lot of people I know who want a dog but can't have one look for cats to stand-in.

I've even seen people trying to walk their cats...like wtf. Those cats were clearly not having any of it.

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Posted by Arielle83

awww thanks for sharing! Loved this video.

So I grew up with cats in my household and even though cats have some selfish & independent attitudes, overall they're very long and sweet, examples:

- I had a cat that would give you a legit hug

- one time I got locked out of my house but it had this long glass view by the side of the door. Kitty saw me standing there and knocking, and knocking, cute lil bear started to try to reach for the door handle and clawing at the door to try to help. Bless his heart ❤️ so sweet.

Also what about this cat who probably saved this man's life:

*trailer of a movie based on a true story*

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Sooo Adorbs!!@

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Posted by Emhendo

Posted by dadjokes

Posted by VenusAquarius

Posted by dadjokes

"It just sleeps, eats, and butters all day, along with scratching butter up, knocking things over, throwing up hairballs, and getting its fur on everything (I've spent an hour + removing fur from important clothes before). The meowing sounds annoying as treetrunk. The way it just STARES for prolonged periods of time is creepy."

This perfectly describes my shih tzu. He even makes meowing noises. He also likes to step on my keyboard when I'm trying to work.

I still love the little monster regardless, but I really wanted to get a dobie (my favourite breed). But my husband thinks they're too scary, and most rentals have pet weight limits.

Yeah, like my siamese wants to play fetch right now. We call her soccer kitty...

I should video it right now.

Siamese are reputed to be the most doglike cats 👍

Why all these cat-loving people keep researching for the most "dog-like cat"

Why you want a cat that act like a fucking dog. Just goes to show cats suck, they gotta find a cat that behaves like a dog.

Just get a fucking dog AHAHAHA!!!

A lot of rentals allow cats but not dogs...doesnt seem logical to me since cats can cause way more damage, but that's just the way it is. So a lot of people I know who want a dog but can't have one look for cats to stand-in.

I've even seen people trying to walk their cats...like wtf. Those cats were clearly not having any of it.

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Siamese is the breed to walk. They act like they're walkin you, Lol.

Posted by VenusAquarius

Posted by dadjokes

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by dadjokes

Posted by VenusAquarius

Posted by dadjokes

"It just sleeps, eats, and butters all day, along with scratching butter up, knocking things over, throwing up hairballs, and getting its fur on everything (I've spent an hour + removing fur from important clothes before). The meowing sounds annoying as treetrunk. The way it just STARES for prolonged periods of time is creepy."

This perfectly describes my shih tzu. He even makes meowing noises. He also likes to step on my keyboard when I'm trying to work.

I still love the little monster regardless, but I really wanted to get a dobie (my favourite breed). But my husband thinks they're too scary, and most rentals have pet weight limits.

Yeah, like my siamese wants to play fetch right now. We call her soccer kitty...

I should video it right now.

Siamese are reputed to be the most doglike cats 👍

Why all these cat-loving people keep researching for the most "dog-like cat"

Why you want a cat that act like a fucking dog. Just goes to show cats suck, they gotta find a cat that behaves like a dog.

Just get a fucking dog AHAHAHA!!!

A lot of rentals allow cats but not dogs...doesnt seem logical to me since cats can cause way more damage, but that's just the way it is. So a lot of people I know who want a dog but can't have one look for cats to stand-in.

I've even seen people trying to walk their cats...like wtf. Those cats were clearly not having any of it.

Siamese is the breed to walk. They act like they're walkin you, Lol.

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Hahah yea I've never seen Siamese being walked. I've seen someone walk a god damn Persian...that cat looked so scared and MAD lol.

Sparkle motion? Wtf? My phone autocorrect is weird but not THAT weird...

Venus Aquarius, your videos are super cute btw! 💛

Posted by dadjokes

Sparkle motion? Wtf? My phone autocorrect is weird but not THAT weird...

Venus Aquarius, your videos are super cute btw! 💛

I love anymals and childrens. They take the edge off.

Posted by VenusAquarius

Posted by stillstillwater

Posted by Arielle83

awww thanks for sharing! Loved this video.

So I grew up with cats in my household and even though cats have some selfish & independent attitudes, overall they're very long and sweet, examples:

- I had a cat that would give you a legit hug

- one time I got locked out of my house but it had this long glass view by the side of the door. Kitty saw me standing there and knocking, and knocking, cute lil bear started to try to reach for the door handle and clawing at the door to try to help. Bless his heart ❤️ so sweet.

Also what about this cat who probably saved this man's life:

*trailer of a movie based on a true story*

Sooo Adorbs!!@

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I know! Heres a pic of him trying to open the door ♥️♥️♥️

I keep reading the thread title as Caps instead of Cats and chuckling to myself.

😂😂😂😂

I’m allergic to them. They’re okay but I can’t live with one.