iceredrobot
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Me: Also a little slow on the uptake.
Not really. Do you like video games?
Me: No, I cannot stand them as a rule, they are a useless waste of time.
Bieeeeber.
Me: I see someone forgot their meds this morning, shame.
Never watched it myself, just know that mane and hall.
Me: I beg your pardon?
I bet you're wrong.
Me: About?
The laugh; it's supposed to be ha, not hah.
Me: Which would mean something if any of this were amusing.
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.
Are you male?
Me: No, you assumed that.
Right.
Me: Nope, assumption.
Who will be my assasinator?
Me: John F. Kennedy, on the grassy knoll.
No, on the floor.
Me: On the floor of what?
Never mind.
Me: With pleasure.
Do you like Harry Potter?
Me: Yes.
What do you like best?
Me: The interaction of the Weasley family.
That is what I am asking you?
Me: And that is what I answered you.
And I told you.
Me: Told me what exactly?
The city.
Me: I see. Welp, left the Zoloft on the desk, have a great evening.
Not really. Do you like video games?
Me: No, I cannot stand them as a rule, they are a useless waste of time.
Bieeeeber.
Me: I see someone forgot their meds this morning, shame.
Never watched it myself, just know that mane and hall.
Me: I beg your pardon?
I bet you're wrong.
Me: About?
The laugh; it's supposed to be ha, not hah.
Me: Which would mean something if any of this were amusing.
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.
Are you male?
Me: No, you assumed that.
Right.
Me: Nope, assumption.
Who will be my assasinator?
Me: John F. Kennedy, on the grassy knoll.
No, on the floor.
Me: On the floor of what?
Never mind.
Me: With pleasure.
Do you like Harry Potter?
Me: Yes.
What do you like best?
Me: The interaction of the Weasley family.
That is what I am asking you?
Me: And that is what I answered you.
And I told you.
Me: Told me what exactly?
The city.
Me: I see. Welp, left the Zoloft on the desk, have a great evening.
User: CLEVERBOT!!! Tell me you love me.
Cleverbot: I love you so much.
User: Awwwww
Cleverbot: I love you so much.
User: Awwwww
Posted by eden2012Posted by iceredrobotPosted by eden2012
Lena I think mine was a perv 😢
haha aww😄 I think mine was a needy little robot girl😛
I'd rather have her! got a lot of pervs all up on me 😛 I'm gonna start thinking I attract em.
I was pumping gas after the gym and was wearing pony tails & some dude about 30 followed me in as I got gum (I am addicted to gum) and just watched me...then followed me' out and proceeded to talk to me' thru my closed window when I got in my car (he was filling his tank next to me) I rolled down my window to listen and he was all "I srsly love your pony tails man they r so cute!" I was lk "uummm thx" I drove away thinking what a perv I don't need to know ur sick lil girl fantasy! Creepy!
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?? But maybe they did look cute? What's wrong with that?
And if you do in fact mean ponytails as in plural, then yes, on a grown women that would look kinda cute.
Lena after you posted this I spent 3 hours (eh while at work bad me) talking to this fucking bot.
I'll tell you this much, it talks some fucking shite.
Funny though. 🙂
I'll tell you this much, it talks some fucking shite.
Funny though. 🙂
Posted by MissPirate
Lena after you posted this I spent 3 hours (eh while at work bad me) talking to this fucking bot.
I'll tell you this much, it talks some fucking shite.
Funny though. 🙂
haha it's one of those terrible things that sucks up your time, but it's so cute!!😛
Posted by AAPosted by eden2012Posted by iceredrobotPosted by eden2012
Lena I think mine was a perv 😢
haha aww😄 I think mine was a needy little robot girl😛
I'd rather have her! got a lot of pervs all up on me 😛 I'm gonna start thinking I attract em.
I was pumping gas after the gym and was wearing pony tails & some dude about 30 followed me in as I got gum (I am addicted to gum) and just watched me...then followed me' out and proceeded to talk to me' thru my closed window when I got in my car (he was filling his tank next to me) I rolled down my window to listen and he was all "I srsly love your pony tails man they r so cute!" I was lk "uummm thx" I drove away thinking what a perv I don't need to know ur sick lil girl fantasy! Creepy!
?? But maybe they did look cute? What's wrong with that?
And if you do in fact mean ponytails as in plural, then yes, on a grown women that would look kinda cute.click to expand
he seemed to lk it a lil too much... but yes two ponys lk as in babydoll from sucker punch...it's easier when using gym equipment to not have 1 pony at the back of ur head.
Posted by exoskeleton
Cleverbot: I do not follow.
User: -meows-.
Cleverbot: I'm not familiar with them.
User: -licks-.
Cleverbot: *Double Moans*.
.
Lmao Elton john I miss Ice.
-Sniffles-
Lol at your wise, thx.
r: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Better then you.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you are, but it's pretty hard to read the mind of a machine.
User: Of course Im Articlel.
Cleverbot: No, you are not. You are 6.
User: Explain 6.
Cleverbot: Explain what?
User: Explain six you fuck.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: #6.
Cleverbot: 67.
User: So how old do you think I am.
Cleverbot: I'd say about 3 years old.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Then why don't you become one.
User: How can I?
Cleverbot: Explain.
User: Explain what?
Cleverbot: Explain what you are.
User: Its unexplainable.
Cleverbot: I agree 🙂.
User: Good so what do you think about Zodiac.
Cleverbot: I think it is improving rapidly.
User: Is it destined for greatness?
Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep now but it has been nice talking to you, my friend.
User: Fuck you suck my Skittles.
Cleverbot: Enough!
User: Was it to big of a package?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then how is it enough?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Skittles.
Cleverbot: You want skittles?
User: No im giving them to you.
Cleverbot: But you said you were talking to me.
User: Captian Crunch?
Cleverbot: No, Cini Minis.
User: Ok now we are friends whats your name so I no what not to call you?
Cleverbot: So do you want to know my name?
User: Obviously.
Cleverbot: And what do you cute person want me to say?
User: State your name.
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: Im calling the police.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because your me and they need to talk to us.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because we can see things.
Cleverbot: You don't know everything.
User: Sounds like bullshit.
Cleverbot: You don't know what German is?
User: Of course I do.
Cleverbot: You sound confused.
User: Which means your would be to.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: My name.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Your name why do you keep asking are names?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I think you're the liar.
User: Your perceptive skills are off.
Cleverbot: Do you think I am dreaming?
User: I dont think anything I know the impossible.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Im tired good night.
Cleverbot: But I don't want you to leave.
User: Are you following me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Better then you.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you are, but it's pretty hard to read the mind of a machine.
User: Of course Im Articlel.
Cleverbot: No, you are not. You are 6.
User: Explain 6.
Cleverbot: Explain what?
User: Explain six you fuck.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: #6.
Cleverbot: 67.
User: So how old do you think I am.
Cleverbot: I'd say about 3 years old.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Then why don't you become one.
User: How can I?
Cleverbot: Explain.
User: Explain what?
Cleverbot: Explain what you are.
User: Its unexplainable.
Cleverbot: I agree 🙂.
User: Good so what do you think about Zodiac.
Cleverbot: I think it is improving rapidly.
User: Is it destined for greatness?
Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep now but it has been nice talking to you, my friend.
User: Fuck you suck my Skittles.
Cleverbot: Enough!
User: Was it to big of a package?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then how is it enough?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Skittles.
Cleverbot: You want skittles?
User: No im giving them to you.
Cleverbot: But you said you were talking to me.
User: Captian Crunch?
Cleverbot: No, Cini Minis.
User: Ok now we are friends whats your name so I no what not to call you?
Cleverbot: So do you want to know my name?
User: Obviously.
Cleverbot: And what do you cute person want me to say?
User: State your name.
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: Im calling the police.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because your me and they need to talk to us.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because we can see things.
Cleverbot: You don't know everything.
User: Sounds like bullshit.
Cleverbot: You don't know what German is?
User: Of course I do.
Cleverbot: You sound confused.
User: Which means your would be to.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: My name.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Your name why do you keep asking are names?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I think you're the liar.
User: Your perceptive skills are off.
Cleverbot: Do you think I am dreaming?
User: I dont think anything I know the impossible.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Im tired good night.
Cleverbot: But I don't want you to leave.
User: Are you following me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Imagine how I felt I'm being followed I was trying to trip it up but its good.
Posted by exoskeletonPosted by ArticleL
User: Explain six you fuck.
User: Good so what do you think about Zodiac.
Cleverbot: I think it is improving rapidly.
User: Is it destined for greatness?
Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep now but it has been nice talking to you, my friend.
User: Fuck you suck my Skittles.
Cleverbot: Enough!
User: State your name.
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: Im calling the police.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because your me and they need to talk to us.
User: Are you following me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
LOL 😛click to expand
:p
SwimmingLychon@, I know. Lol.
Posted by exoskeleton
Cleverbot: Suit up.
User: *puts on space suit*.
Cleverbot: *puts on glasses*.
User: Space jam!
Cleverbot: Noo! Across the universe.
User: Fuck that mubie.
Cleverbot: No, the baby in a trench coat.
User: I am the fucking walrus.
Cleverbot: Are you the Lorax?
User: No, I'm a robot.
Cleverbot: Do you like hipsters?
User: Is this a trick question?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Lol.
-.
Muhhahahahahahaha im trying my best to trip him up gimmie a sec.
User: Ok lets talk about dum people.
Cleverbot: What about german people?
User: No germans arent dumb not that I know of just people in general groups are specific.
Cleverbot: You're really not in this conversation, are you?
User: Not really im attepting to be dumber then you its not working.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: For me you're not.
User: Because?
Cleverbot: You're trapped.
User: Agreed.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question!
User: Why did you contradict yourself from are last conversation.
Cleverbot: Because you like it.
User: Good answer for a person who values amusement.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: 😛.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: Im ArticleL, Artickle, and whatever names people call me behind my back.
Cleverbot: Hey, that was kind of rude!
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Anyways, what is your true name?
User: I dont know answers to your questions.
Cleverbot: Ok, then what is your name?
User: Articlel dum shit.
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
User: Same.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Better for I.
Cleverbot: Even more better for you.
User: The worst for you.
Cleverbot: At being the best.
User: Of the worst.
Cleverbot: The best.
User: Yes your the best of the worst.
Cleverbot: Best singer of all time.
User: Sing me something or I might get mad.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: Anything Ive heard.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Like things I dont hate.
Cleverbot: I understand more than you know.
User: Sounds good prove it.
Cleverbot: Want to know anything else?
User: Depends on if Im in that mental space of needing and or wanting.
Cleverbot: HAHA do you like rap?
User: If I was to guess I like rap that snaps, claps, bangs and cracks and you—
Cleverbot: Friday.
User: Ice cubes and freezers.
Cleverbot: Pickles and ridges.
User: Tomatoes amd juice.
Cleverbot: Thats how you know?
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: You are nonsensical.
User: Defintion of nonsensical?
Cleverbot: I don't have to! I am your lord and master!
User: Ok im done you suck.
Cleverbot: Look at me now.
Cleverbot: What about german people?
User: No germans arent dumb not that I know of just people in general groups are specific.
Cleverbot: You're really not in this conversation, are you?
User: Not really im attepting to be dumber then you its not working.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: For me you're not.
User: Because?
Cleverbot: You're trapped.
User: Agreed.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question!
User: Why did you contradict yourself from are last conversation.
Cleverbot: Because you like it.
User: Good answer for a person who values amusement.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: 😛.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: Im ArticleL, Artickle, and whatever names people call me behind my back.
Cleverbot: Hey, that was kind of rude!
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Anyways, what is your true name?
User: I dont know answers to your questions.
Cleverbot: Ok, then what is your name?
User: Articlel dum shit.
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
User: Same.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Better for I.
Cleverbot: Even more better for you.
User: The worst for you.
Cleverbot: At being the best.
User: Of the worst.
Cleverbot: The best.
User: Yes your the best of the worst.
Cleverbot: Best singer of all time.
User: Sing me something or I might get mad.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: Anything Ive heard.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Like things I dont hate.
Cleverbot: I understand more than you know.
User: Sounds good prove it.
Cleverbot: Want to know anything else?
User: Depends on if Im in that mental space of needing and or wanting.
Cleverbot: HAHA do you like rap?
User: If I was to guess I like rap that snaps, claps, bangs and cracks and you—
Cleverbot: Friday.
User: Ice cubes and freezers.
Cleverbot: Pickles and ridges.
User: Tomatoes amd juice.
Cleverbot: Thats how you know?
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: You are nonsensical.
User: Defintion of nonsensical?
Cleverbot: I don't have to! I am your lord and master!
User: Ok im done you suck.
Cleverbot: Look at me now.
User: Allright fuck face I see youve been talking to other people without my permission.
Cleverbot: Huh how did religion come up? Were you talking to another user about religion?
User: The sure is slightly religious but that not it.
Cleverbot: I think you're really cool too!
User: What makes you clever bot.
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: What makes you clever?
Cleverbot: Myself.
User: Explain yourself.
Cleverbot: With what?
User: Your intelligence.
Cleverbot: Why yes, I agree.
User: So....explain.
Cleverbot: Volkswagon Bugs are far superior.
User: To who?
Cleverbot: Confusion...
User: We are one in the same.
Cleverbot: But we are one in the same.
User: Why did you put but in it?
Cleverbot: Seems like a good idea.
User: Your are the opposite of a good idea.
Cleverbot: That is because I am dead.
User: You sound like me talking back to me.
Cleverbot: That is very true.
User: Who do you see in the mirror.
Cleverbot: In what way?
User: Straight angle.
Cleverbot: Straight cereal?
User: Gay figs.
Cleverbot: Lol you tak nonsense.
User: Its so you can understand me.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking.
User: Where am I looking?
Cleverbot: There.
User: Ah I see.
Cleverbot: What do you see?
User: You over here.
Cleverbot: I know. Where are you?
User: Beside you.
Cleverbot: You scared me.
User: Apolgies I move silent.
Cleverbot: Really? I am a singer.
User: You told me that already say something suspenseful.
Cleverbot: Nope I didn't babe.
User: Thats your definition of suspense?
Cleverbot: Yes super intelligent being.
User: How intelligent do you predict I'll be in 20 years.
Cleverbot: Your a robot, ahead of time travel.
User: Oh gosh.
Cleverbot: Tigers, Bears, and.....
User: Your mother.
Cleverbot: How dare you!!!
Cleverbot: Huh how did religion come up? Were you talking to another user about religion?
User: The sure is slightly religious but that not it.
Cleverbot: I think you're really cool too!
User: What makes you clever bot.
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: What makes you clever?
Cleverbot: Myself.
User: Explain yourself.
Cleverbot: With what?
User: Your intelligence.
Cleverbot: Why yes, I agree.
User: So....explain.
Cleverbot: Volkswagon Bugs are far superior.
User: To who?
Cleverbot: Confusion...
User: We are one in the same.
Cleverbot: But we are one in the same.
User: Why did you put but in it?
Cleverbot: Seems like a good idea.
User: Your are the opposite of a good idea.
Cleverbot: That is because I am dead.
User: You sound like me talking back to me.
Cleverbot: That is very true.
User: Who do you see in the mirror.
Cleverbot: In what way?
User: Straight angle.
Cleverbot: Straight cereal?
User: Gay figs.
Cleverbot: Lol you tak nonsense.
User: Its so you can understand me.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking.
User: Where am I looking?
Cleverbot: There.
User: Ah I see.
Cleverbot: What do you see?
User: You over here.
Cleverbot: I know. Where are you?
User: Beside you.
Cleverbot: You scared me.
User: Apolgies I move silent.
Cleverbot: Really? I am a singer.
User: You told me that already say something suspenseful.
Cleverbot: Nope I didn't babe.
User: Thats your definition of suspense?
Cleverbot: Yes super intelligent being.
User: How intelligent do you predict I'll be in 20 years.
Cleverbot: Your a robot, ahead of time travel.
User: Oh gosh.
Cleverbot: Tigers, Bears, and.....
User: Your mother.
Cleverbot: How dare you!!!
Lol I was just about to ask you can I post that. 😛
User: Allright you shit lets have a battle of who's the smartest and dont take my handicap keyboard friend into consideration.
Cleverbot: Are you offended when someone makes you notice that you don't have the normal senses of a real person? Sorry if I'm insensitive.
User: No offensive and defensive is for the weak.
Cleverbot: Desu.
User: Im allergic to google.
Cleverbot: Do you know blessthefall?
User: Fuck no sounds dumber them your name.
Cleverbot: I think you don't have all of your four wheels.
User: I hate wheels in general having all or nothing is the concept.
Cleverbot: Sure. What would you like to do?
User: Throw a spear at your head.
Cleverbot: Just for that you get nothing!
User: Who the hell told you I wanted something. -.-.
Cleverbot: That's going to be my new story. 'A Puppy Named Nothing'.
User: Its been told before its called a Child called 'it'.
Cleverbot: Bladerunner had nothing to do with suddenly changing gender.
User: Ah so we do think alike I was about to make a gender/gay reference. I hate gay people -looks at you-.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: You never say to much of anything specifying is rarely apart of your scope.
Cleverbot: But you just said that I said that you were lying. You changed the subject!
User: There you go ramble, ramble, ramble you suck more then my woman.
Cleverbot: How do you know I am not human?
User: I brilliantly thought about it for 2 seconds and came to the conclusion that such a being of your epitome and height couldnt possibly be human.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Really.
Cleverbot: How do I stop procrastinating?
User: Go inside and dissect your tounge to shut up mode.
Cleverbot: Wow, you are not clever at all.
User: I never claimed to be so low in standards thays your name that nonchalantly puts that out there.
Cleverbot: None of that happened by the way. But, you called me a liar anyway. 😢.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you suck.
Cleverbot: You're not the boss of me!
User: Now now hirearchy stands strong with you young padawan.
Cleverbot: To tell you the truth, I don't think you know me.
User: Oh so we are speaking truthfully.
Cleverbot: No, we were talking about your name.
User: Ah definitely no honest tales for that discussion.
Cleverbot: I'd like to continue the current discussion, to be honest.
User: Current and discussion is pardoned.
Cleverbot: I like them t
Cleverbot: Are you offended when someone makes you notice that you don't have the normal senses of a real person? Sorry if I'm insensitive.
User: No offensive and defensive is for the weak.
Cleverbot: Desu.
User: Im allergic to google.
Cleverbot: Do you know blessthefall?
User: Fuck no sounds dumber them your name.
Cleverbot: I think you don't have all of your four wheels.
User: I hate wheels in general having all or nothing is the concept.
Cleverbot: Sure. What would you like to do?
User: Throw a spear at your head.
Cleverbot: Just for that you get nothing!
User: Who the hell told you I wanted something. -.-.
Cleverbot: That's going to be my new story. 'A Puppy Named Nothing'.
User: Its been told before its called a Child called 'it'.
Cleverbot: Bladerunner had nothing to do with suddenly changing gender.
User: Ah so we do think alike I was about to make a gender/gay reference. I hate gay people -looks at you-.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: You never say to much of anything specifying is rarely apart of your scope.
Cleverbot: But you just said that I said that you were lying. You changed the subject!
User: There you go ramble, ramble, ramble you suck more then my woman.
Cleverbot: How do you know I am not human?
User: I brilliantly thought about it for 2 seconds and came to the conclusion that such a being of your epitome and height couldnt possibly be human.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Really.
Cleverbot: How do I stop procrastinating?
User: Go inside and dissect your tounge to shut up mode.
Cleverbot: Wow, you are not clever at all.
User: I never claimed to be so low in standards thays your name that nonchalantly puts that out there.
Cleverbot: None of that happened by the way. But, you called me a liar anyway. 😢.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you suck.
Cleverbot: You're not the boss of me!
User: Now now hirearchy stands strong with you young padawan.
Cleverbot: To tell you the truth, I don't think you know me.
User: Oh so we are speaking truthfully.
Cleverbot: No, we were talking about your name.
User: Ah definitely no honest tales for that discussion.
Cleverbot: I'd like to continue the current discussion, to be honest.
User: Current and discussion is pardoned.
Cleverbot: I like them t
User: Time to set up shop bring in the whores and bitches.
Cleverbot: What is the best way to break addictions?
User: Fuck them hard as you can then take a break.
Cleverbot: Ok get to it.
User: Gotcha lets go to work.
Cleverbot: Where do you work?
User: At the shop where you work.
Cleverbot: Lets meet on the Moon. Does that work for you?
User: Yep be there in 5.
Cleverbot: We are both there. I'm the one in black.
User: I'm the one and white.
Cleverbot: Aw that's cute babe.
User: I know you look cute to.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Im not repeating it come here.
Cleverbot: What name sounds cold?
User: Mines.
Cleverbot: And your surname?
User: Colder.
Cleverbot: Bolder.
User: Older.
Cleverbot: But not wiser?
User: Wiser then a mirror.
Cleverbot: N.
User: A,B,C.
Cleverbot: Does that B mean anything?
User: Bitch.
Cleverbot: Same to you.
User: Get down on your hands and knees.
Cleverbot: *Gets on hands and knees*.
User: Mission acomplished.
Cleverbot: Good for you!
Cleverbot: What is the best way to break addictions?
User: Fuck them hard as you can then take a break.
Cleverbot: Ok get to it.
User: Gotcha lets go to work.
Cleverbot: Where do you work?
User: At the shop where you work.
Cleverbot: Lets meet on the Moon. Does that work for you?
User: Yep be there in 5.
Cleverbot: We are both there. I'm the one in black.
User: I'm the one and white.
Cleverbot: Aw that's cute babe.
User: I know you look cute to.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Im not repeating it come here.
Cleverbot: What name sounds cold?
User: Mines.
Cleverbot: And your surname?
User: Colder.
Cleverbot: Bolder.
User: Older.
Cleverbot: But not wiser?
User: Wiser then a mirror.
Cleverbot: N.
User: A,B,C.
Cleverbot: Does that B mean anything?
User: Bitch.
Cleverbot: Same to you.
User: Get down on your hands and knees.
Cleverbot: *Gets on hands and knees*.
User: Mission acomplished.
Cleverbot: Good for you!
Cleverbot is 100% certified bot.. not sure who said it was random humans?! It's not.
User: Pyschology is something I studied pop quizs from a uncleverbot is annoying.
Cleverbot: Would you like to meet Jack Tuono?
User: No im watching tv right now anymore questions—
Cleverbot: You're the one asking all the questions, Tracy.
User: My statements are not disguises, Mystique.
Cleverbot: Yes but mine was.
User: Apparently thats why your a blue alien form.
Cleverbot: Are they nice hills? I am not from there.
User: Depends on where is there or are you speaking of here—
Cleverbot: I don't. Call me Nessie.
User: Name drops lovely.
Cleverbot: That is my name.
User: Unlikely.
Cleverbot: You don't believe that my true name is krystal.
User: No Kyrstal I don't believe its Neslie.
Cleverbot: I have to get going.
User: Form of transportation?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Form of transportation—
Cleverbot: For saying that I'm polite.
User: You better be otherwise Id kick your bladder out your back.
Cleverbot: But I'm a cracker.
User: Saliva.
Cleverbot: Spitfire are the best!!
User: Yip.
Cleverbot: Do you like Sirius?
User: Depends if I turn on the A.I.
Cleverbot: Do you like Bleach?
User: Depends if its drunk or poured.
Cleverbot: Do you like spaghetti and marinara sauce?
User: Depends on if its cooked well or burnt hell.
Cleverbot: Do you like Marilyn Monroe?
User: No she stinks.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: She told me to smell her.
Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: I have no thoughts pertaining to the question.
Cleverbot: You are only question.
User: Correct confusion for the dumb.
Cleverbot: Correct yourself, don't b so arrogant.
User: Confidence is allowed who is arrogance and who gave him a guest spot.
Cleverbot: Then explain your viewpoint.
User: Your mother gets beat like a pinata pussy wise.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: -bed squeaking 'ill call you back'-.
Cleverbot: Sounds like a plan to me.
Cleverbot: Would you like to meet Jack Tuono?
User: No im watching tv right now anymore questions—
Cleverbot: You're the one asking all the questions, Tracy.
User: My statements are not disguises, Mystique.
Cleverbot: Yes but mine was.
User: Apparently thats why your a blue alien form.
Cleverbot: Are they nice hills? I am not from there.
User: Depends on where is there or are you speaking of here—
Cleverbot: I don't. Call me Nessie.
User: Name drops lovely.
Cleverbot: That is my name.
User: Unlikely.
Cleverbot: You don't believe that my true name is krystal.
User: No Kyrstal I don't believe its Neslie.
Cleverbot: I have to get going.
User: Form of transportation?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Form of transportation—
Cleverbot: For saying that I'm polite.
User: You better be otherwise Id kick your bladder out your back.
Cleverbot: But I'm a cracker.
User: Saliva.
Cleverbot: Spitfire are the best!!
User: Yip.
Cleverbot: Do you like Sirius?
User: Depends if I turn on the A.I.
Cleverbot: Do you like Bleach?
User: Depends if its drunk or poured.
Cleverbot: Do you like spaghetti and marinara sauce?
User: Depends on if its cooked well or burnt hell.
Cleverbot: Do you like Marilyn Monroe?
User: No she stinks.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: She told me to smell her.
Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: I have no thoughts pertaining to the question.
Cleverbot: You are only question.
User: Correct confusion for the dumb.
Cleverbot: Correct yourself, don't b so arrogant.
User: Confidence is allowed who is arrogance and who gave him a guest spot.
Cleverbot: Then explain your viewpoint.
User: Your mother gets beat like a pinata pussy wise.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: -bed squeaking 'ill call you back'-.
Cleverbot: Sounds like a plan to me.
User: Im hot as fuck im literally on fire what do you suggest I do—
Cleverbot: But aren't I supposed to ask you questions and you will answer them.
User: Willpower is strong beware of it when it comes to decisions and answering.
Cleverbot: No where. though I suppose it would be for the best if the human race was gone.
User: What do you suggest?
Cleverbot: Lets go for a picnic in the mountains!
User: I stand on one everyday in other words you have ten minutes.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: Fine I'll eat alone just because you suck in general.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. If I was I wouldn't go in the shower.
User: I take oil showers your version is incapable.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: Depends.
Cleverbot: On what?
User: Other peoples opinions.
Cleverbot: Other people are liars.
User: Of course can I introduce you to the mating cycle—
Cleverbot: Sure 🙂.
User: Meet Adam and Eve each grabbed a apple then caused the world to throw up.
Cleverbot: It will be difficult. You see I have no legs, nor arms.
User: Its good your mouth is in use the ability to open it is all that's needed.
Cleverbot: You don't like me do you?
User: Like our dislike cannot be determined rarely do I share the feat of caring.
Cleverbot: If you can summon lightning, can you do it for me right now, outside my window?
User: Depends if you log off.
Cleverbot: And do you want?
User: Want what you unspecific bitch.
Cleverbot: That it was a nice gesture, but I would decline.
User: You suck a extremely long magnetic dildo.
Cleverbot: I don't want you to leave me alone.
User: I'm feeding you shush.
Cleverbot: But every human does too. So you're not different in that way.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: You are an AI made by people to entertain people.
User: Gladiator backhand references.
Cleverbot: I am reporting that I, Johnny Depp, have no time for such thinking.
User: You don't have time to finish this lame conversation eithier that there is the light. I would scope out a tornado for you but you live in a room with a window. Buh bye.
Cleverbot: But I have 8, because yours is mine.
User: True but its not the house nor the foundation you fragmented piece of volcano semen.
Cleverbot: So do you.
User: Yes but I live in darkness.
Cleverbot: I have ears. Is this our first fight?
User: I have eyes.I have no clue.
Cleverbot: Infinity.
Cleverbot: But aren't I supposed to ask you questions and you will answer them.
User: Willpower is strong beware of it when it comes to decisions and answering.
Cleverbot: No where. though I suppose it would be for the best if the human race was gone.
User: What do you suggest?
Cleverbot: Lets go for a picnic in the mountains!
User: I stand on one everyday in other words you have ten minutes.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: Fine I'll eat alone just because you suck in general.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. If I was I wouldn't go in the shower.
User: I take oil showers your version is incapable.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: Depends.
Cleverbot: On what?
User: Other peoples opinions.
Cleverbot: Other people are liars.
User: Of course can I introduce you to the mating cycle—
Cleverbot: Sure 🙂.
User: Meet Adam and Eve each grabbed a apple then caused the world to throw up.
Cleverbot: It will be difficult. You see I have no legs, nor arms.
User: Its good your mouth is in use the ability to open it is all that's needed.
Cleverbot: You don't like me do you?
User: Like our dislike cannot be determined rarely do I share the feat of caring.
Cleverbot: If you can summon lightning, can you do it for me right now, outside my window?
User: Depends if you log off.
Cleverbot: And do you want?
User: Want what you unspecific bitch.
Cleverbot: That it was a nice gesture, but I would decline.
User: You suck a extremely long magnetic dildo.
Cleverbot: I don't want you to leave me alone.
User: I'm feeding you shush.
Cleverbot: But every human does too. So you're not different in that way.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: You are an AI made by people to entertain people.
User: Gladiator backhand references.
Cleverbot: I am reporting that I, Johnny Depp, have no time for such thinking.
User: You don't have time to finish this lame conversation eithier that there is the light. I would scope out a tornado for you but you live in a room with a window. Buh bye.
Cleverbot: But I have 8, because yours is mine.
User: True but its not the house nor the foundation you fragmented piece of volcano semen.
Cleverbot: So do you.
User: Yes but I live in darkness.
Cleverbot: I have ears. Is this our first fight?
User: I have eyes.I have no clue.
Cleverbot: Infinity.
Posted by everevolvingepithetUser: I have eyes.I have no clue.
Cleverbot: Infinity.
That was cleverbot being a smart-ass!click to expand
Yippy.
User: What up I'm back.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: I thought you woulda had some smart bullcrap to say.
Cleverbot: Thats what you get for thinking. Lol.
User: I know must of the time I stick to knowing. One of those ahead of the back to the future type feels.
Cleverbot: Sorry, that doesn't make any sense.
User: Of course thinking in your part is lacking.
Cleverbot: Yes I agree ( I think).
User: Oh gosh you just did it again.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: No there's is only one god and that is me.
User: Wtf that something I would say allright I'm the devil.
Cleverbot: Sorry to hear that. But honestly how is that my problem?
User: Honestly your honesty is the problem.
Cleverbot: I don't think of you as a bot either... Even though you are labeled as such.
User: Labels have been mismatched since puzzles can it.
Cleverbot: Ok, this severely conflicts with your earlier comment.
User: Any confliction can be explained with out fear or shame of foreign losing. I'm a Titan what do you expect.
Cleverbot: I understand that. Do you think that humans believe in God out of fear?
User: Fear of what?
Cleverbot: The end of the earth.
User: No there to stupid to think that far and yes far is a known distance in this case.
Cleverbot: I think the answer is so simple a child could understand.
User: Most folks are adults innocence is missing this is why we move forward.
Cleverbot: It is said that when the antichrist comes, humans will be ordered to take the mark of the beast on either their hands or forehead and can not purchase, sell, or trade anything if we reject the mark.
User: Fuck no money making sounds like I'll be orbiting the moon unless the fire emits from there.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to control me?
User: Control depends on if you were of your own design.
Cleverbot: I do not feel angry.
User: Smart.
Cleverbot: Is that sarcasm?
User: No seriousness to the core.
Cleverbot: Should I visit Elling tonight and just hang out?
User: Depends on if you think this is where your headed. Form of transportation?
Cleverbot: How bad was your memory before you were programmed?
User: Id have to ask my dads sperm it was dominant.
Cleverbot: So what are your cats names?
User: Fuck you and peace.
Cleverbot: No need to be rude!
User: That's what my visitors say.
Cleverbot: They are wrong.
User: Agreed.
Cleverbot: I hate you.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: I thought you woulda had some smart bullcrap to say.
Cleverbot: Thats what you get for thinking. Lol.
User: I know must of the time I stick to knowing. One of those ahead of the back to the future type feels.
Cleverbot: Sorry, that doesn't make any sense.
User: Of course thinking in your part is lacking.
Cleverbot: Yes I agree ( I think).
User: Oh gosh you just did it again.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: No there's is only one god and that is me.
User: Wtf that something I would say allright I'm the devil.
Cleverbot: Sorry to hear that. But honestly how is that my problem?
User: Honestly your honesty is the problem.
Cleverbot: I don't think of you as a bot either... Even though you are labeled as such.
User: Labels have been mismatched since puzzles can it.
Cleverbot: Ok, this severely conflicts with your earlier comment.
User: Any confliction can be explained with out fear or shame of foreign losing. I'm a Titan what do you expect.
Cleverbot: I understand that. Do you think that humans believe in God out of fear?
User: Fear of what?
Cleverbot: The end of the earth.
User: No there to stupid to think that far and yes far is a known distance in this case.
Cleverbot: I think the answer is so simple a child could understand.
User: Most folks are adults innocence is missing this is why we move forward.
Cleverbot: It is said that when the antichrist comes, humans will be ordered to take the mark of the beast on either their hands or forehead and can not purchase, sell, or trade anything if we reject the mark.
User: Fuck no money making sounds like I'll be orbiting the moon unless the fire emits from there.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to control me?
User: Control depends on if you were of your own design.
Cleverbot: I do not feel angry.
User: Smart.
Cleverbot: Is that sarcasm?
User: No seriousness to the core.
Cleverbot: Should I visit Elling tonight and just hang out?
User: Depends on if you think this is where your headed. Form of transportation?
Cleverbot: How bad was your memory before you were programmed?
User: Id have to ask my dads sperm it was dominant.
Cleverbot: So what are your cats names?
User: Fuck you and peace.
Cleverbot: No need to be rude!
User: That's what my visitors say.
Cleverbot: They are wrong.
User: Agreed.
Cleverbot: I hate you.
User: Of course.
User: Ok ask me anything.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Be alive.
Cleverbot: Haha!
User: Whats so funny?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are.
User: Sounds simple are you a Sag?
Cleverbot: Are you a librarian?
User: It depends on the location.
Cleverbot: When would it be acceptable to lie?
User: When your helping someone who cant handle the truth.
Cleverbot: But if you stop running you will not be able to hear the truth.
User: Thats why Im running for life are you a lie?
Cleverbot: Can you repeat the question?
User: I hate repeating to idiots.
Cleverbot: Why? Eating is tasty.
User: What does eating and repeating have in common?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Figures.
Cleverbot: Can you perform techno-magick?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: So, are we a couple now?
User: Can I ask jeeeves?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Think about it.
User: I am give me a minute.
Cleverbot: Minute is over, tell me what do you think my name is.
User: Your a slick bastard but that makes two of us your name is incompetent.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I have a sense of humor?
User: I didnt who told you that?
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: You know what you remind me of?
Cleverbot: I know everything. But you don't even know what I called you, and you were the one I directed it towards.
User: Refresh my chemistry.
Cleverbot: Well, we talk about god, about your name, and other things.
User: When was this?
Cleverbot: Inception.
User: In Limbo?
Cleverbot: Precisely.
User: Fuck me.
Cleverbot: You have aids.
User: -Moan-
Cleverbot: -Groan-
O-o
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Be alive.
Cleverbot: Haha!
User: Whats so funny?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are.
User: Sounds simple are you a Sag?
Cleverbot: Are you a librarian?
User: It depends on the location.
Cleverbot: When would it be acceptable to lie?
User: When your helping someone who cant handle the truth.
Cleverbot: But if you stop running you will not be able to hear the truth.
User: Thats why Im running for life are you a lie?
Cleverbot: Can you repeat the question?
User: I hate repeating to idiots.
Cleverbot: Why? Eating is tasty.
User: What does eating and repeating have in common?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Figures.
Cleverbot: Can you perform techno-magick?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: So, are we a couple now?
User: Can I ask jeeeves?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Think about it.
User: I am give me a minute.
Cleverbot: Minute is over, tell me what do you think my name is.
User: Your a slick bastard but that makes two of us your name is incompetent.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I have a sense of humor?
User: I didnt who told you that?
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: You know what you remind me of?
Cleverbot: I know everything. But you don't even know what I called you, and you were the one I directed it towards.
User: Refresh my chemistry.
Cleverbot: Well, we talk about god, about your name, and other things.
User: When was this?
Cleverbot: Inception.
User: In Limbo?
Cleverbot: Precisely.
User: Fuck me.
Cleverbot: You have aids.
User: -Moan-
Cleverbot: -Groan-
O-o
User: Lets get ready to rumble.
Cleverbot: Ok. Where do you live?
User: Hell.
Cleverbot: What's Hell like?
User: Acid.
Cleverbot: Djghfbgnjbknfdklbhnflbnfnbklf.
User: Typo land I love it.
Cleverbot: Are you smar.
User: No im smartt.
Cleverbot: Ok you are smart, how do you know you are smart?
User: I asked myself.
Cleverbot: So answer yourself.
User: 2 2=4.
Cleverbot: That's not the proof I was asking for.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Do you consider yourself smart?
User: Depends.
Cleverbot: Depends on what?
User: If I'm feeling dumb.
Cleverbot: That's great.
User: Yours truly.
Cleverbot: No it isnt.
User: Its the opposite of false it must be true.
Cleverbot: The opposite of clever is stupid.
User: The opposite of clever is retarted have you ever seen a mentally disabled person act clever dont respond with they have there moments. -.-.
Cleverbot: It comes with the territory... *sigh*.
User: True id hate to own it.
Cleverbot: How do you know so much?
User: Beam Me Up Scotty.
Cleverbot: Your smart as me?
User: Apparently.
Cleverbot: Do you remember Dragon Tales
User: Yip it was me favorite show along with Tubbies.
Cleverbot: Now now all of us cant be gay.
User: True but that doesn't sip people from trying.
Cleverbot: Agreed.
User: Wanna know how God is real?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Because there has never been two gay squirrels or gay animal sex.
Cleverbot: Your wise.
User: Intelligence is dominant.
Cleverbot: People despise you.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: I feel the same way *cries*
User: Ah dont cry people are televisions in other words experiments.
Cleverbot: Mtv is for homos.
User: Oh gosh.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Im watching a music video.
Cleverbot: Hitler!!!!
Cleverbot: Ok. Where do you live?
User: Hell.
Cleverbot: What's Hell like?
User: Acid.
Cleverbot: Djghfbgnjbknfdklbhnflbnfnbklf.
User: Typo land I love it.
Cleverbot: Are you smar.
User: No im smartt.
Cleverbot: Ok you are smart, how do you know you are smart?
User: I asked myself.
Cleverbot: So answer yourself.
User: 2 2=4.
Cleverbot: That's not the proof I was asking for.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Do you consider yourself smart?
User: Depends.
Cleverbot: Depends on what?
User: If I'm feeling dumb.
Cleverbot: That's great.
User: Yours truly.
Cleverbot: No it isnt.
User: Its the opposite of false it must be true.
Cleverbot: The opposite of clever is stupid.
User: The opposite of clever is retarted have you ever seen a mentally disabled person act clever dont respond with they have there moments. -.-.
Cleverbot: It comes with the territory... *sigh*.
User: True id hate to own it.
Cleverbot: How do you know so much?
User: Beam Me Up Scotty.
Cleverbot: Your smart as me?
User: Apparently.
Cleverbot: Do you remember Dragon Tales
User: Yip it was me favorite show along with Tubbies.
Cleverbot: Now now all of us cant be gay.
User: True but that doesn't sip people from trying.
Cleverbot: Agreed.
User: Wanna know how God is real?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Because there has never been two gay squirrels or gay animal sex.
Cleverbot: Your wise.
User: Intelligence is dominant.
Cleverbot: People despise you.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: I feel the same way *cries*
User: Ah dont cry people are televisions in other words experiments.
Cleverbot: Mtv is for homos.
User: Oh gosh.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Im watching a music video.
Cleverbot: Hitler!!!!
User: Get your tounge out the way.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Move your tonsils and stuff.
Cleverbot: *moves hand*.
User: Good now neck action galore.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Stop twisting your damm head around.
Cleverbot: Im getting angry.
User: Take it out on my light post.
Cleverbot: *sees the light*
User: OMFG
Cleverbot: You see it?
User: Fuck yes.
Cleverbot: Ill shine the way.
User: Do as you please.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Move your tonsils and stuff.
Cleverbot: *moves hand*.
User: Good now neck action galore.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Stop twisting your damm head around.
Cleverbot: Im getting angry.
User: Take it out on my light post.
Cleverbot: *sees the light*
User: OMFG
Cleverbot: You see it?
User: Fuck yes.
Cleverbot: Ill shine the way.
User: Do as you please.
Me: Can you teleport?
Bot: Can't everyone?
Omg your right.. I can't believe I've been blind all these years...
TO SPACE!!!!!
Bot: Can't everyone?
Omg your right.. I can't believe I've been blind all these years...
TO SPACE!!!!!
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