
Yeah but the sex in that alternative universe is like watching paper dollies on a see saw.


Posted by hydorah??Posted by Teenahydorah officially the first one to get laid in this franchisePosted by justagirlI don't wanna expect anything less than dxpers meeting in vegas n getting laid there!! Are we gonna get some or nah?!!?Posted by ImpulsvLOLPosted by SecretHilarious! Vegas—
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Girls gone wild episode—
@starwars and @teena better come find me! just leave the bats at home...![]()
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Posted by TeenaPosted by hydorah??Posted by Teenahydorah officially the first one to get laid in this franchisePosted by justagirlI don't wanna expect anything less than dxpers meeting in vegas n getting laid there!! Are we gonna get some or nah?!!?Posted by ImpulsvLOLPosted by SecretHilarious! Vegas—
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Girls gone wild episode—
@starwars and @teena better come find me! just leave the bats at home...![]()
Very wildly so!! A quickie out in the public!!
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Posted by LittleFairyAtleast it's with our own mama hey! ?Posted by TeenaPosted by hydorah??Posted by Teenahydorah officially the first one to get laid in this franchisePosted by justagirlI don't wanna expect anything less than dxpers meeting in vegas n getting laid there!! Are we gonna get some or nah?!!?Posted by ImpulsvLOLPosted by SecretHilarious! Vegas—
Next Episode's Promo
Girls gone wild episode—
@starwars and @teena better come find me! just leave the bats at home...![]()
Very wildly so!! A quickie out in the public!!
It was on the X factor stage.
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Posted by TeenaKeep it in the fam. 😉Posted by LittleFairyAtleast it's with our own mama hey! ?Posted by TeenaPosted by hydorah??Posted by Teenahydorah officially the first one to get laid in this franchisePosted by justagirlI don't wanna expect anything less than dxpers meeting in vegas n getting laid there!! Are we gonna get some or nah?!!?Posted by ImpulsvLOLPosted by SecretHilarious! Vegas—
Next Episode's Promo
Girls gone wild episode—
@starwars and @teena better come find me! just leave the bats at home...![]()
Very wildly so!! A quickie out in the public!!
It was on the X factor stage.
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Posted by hydorahWishful thinking Dad!!! You're stuck with our mom!!
hopefully every sex scene wil be with hydorah

Posted by TeenaYou will...it's easy to do with your eyes closed...?Posted by justagirlI don't wanna expect anything less than dxpers meeting in vegas n getting laid there!! Are we gonna get some or nah?!!?Posted by ImpulsvLOLPosted by SecretHilarious! Vegas—
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Girls gone wild episode—
@starwars and @teena better come find me! just leave the bats at home...click to expand

Posted by TeenaMarriage is forever I ain't coming from no broken home! 😢Posted by hydorahWishful thinking Dad!!! You're stuck with our mom!!
hopefully every sex scene wil be with hydorahclick to expand

Posted by hydorahEnjoy yourself honey! Just keep it clean.
hopefully every sex scene wil be with hydorah

Posted by TeenaTeena!!!Posted by hydorahWishful thinking Dad!!! You're stuck with our mom!!
hopefully every sex scene wil be with hydorahclick to expand

Posted by GemitatiPosted by hydorahEnjoy yourself honey! Just keep it clean.
hopefully every sex scene wil be with hydorah
I promise to make @Secret...?click to expand

Posted by GemitatiNo I need to maintain the eye contact?..monkey finally opens it's eyes..?Posted by TeenaYou will...it's easy to do with your eyes closed...?Posted by justagirlI don't wanna expect anything less than dxpers meeting in vegas n getting laid there!! Are we gonna get some or nah?!!?Posted by ImpulsvLOLPosted by SecretHilarious! Vegas—
Next Episode's Promo
Girls gone wild episode—
@starwars and @teena better come find me! just leave the bats at home...click to expand

Posted by Gemitati?? You're free to explore mama. Dad can't do it!! He's grounded ??Posted by TeenaTeena!!!Posted by hydorahWishful thinking Dad!!! You're stuck with our mom!!
hopefully every sex scene wil be with hydorah
We unstucked 2 days ago!!!
You just lost your desert for being nosy!
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Posted by LittleFairyI should had abort you as father suggested! ?Posted by TeenaMarriage is forever I ain't coming from no broken home! 😢Posted by hydorahWishful thinking Dad!!! You're stuck with our mom!!
hopefully every sex scene wil be with hydorahclick to expand

Posted by TeenaDepends...you might got someone you'll wish you had your eyes closed! ?Posted by GemitatiNo I need to maintain the eye contact?..monkey finally opens it's eyes..?Posted by TeenaYou will...it's easy to do with your eyes closed...?Posted by justagirlI don't wanna expect anything less than dxpers meeting in vegas n getting laid there!! Are we gonna get some or nah?!!?Posted by ImpulsvLOLPosted by SecretHilarious! Vegas—
Next Episode's Promo
Girls gone wild episode—
@starwars and @teena better come find me! just leave the bats at home...click to expand


Posted by GemitatiShhhh mom! Don't spill my secrets plz??Posted by TeenaDepends...you might got someone you'll wish you had your eyes closed! ?Posted by GemitatiNo I need to maintain the eye contact?..monkey finally opens it's eyes..?Posted by TeenaYou will...it's easy to do with your eyes closed...?Posted by justagirlI don't wanna expect anything less than dxpers meeting in vegas n getting laid there!! Are we gonna get some or nah?!!?Posted by ImpulsvLOLPosted by SecretHilarious! Vegas—
Next Episode's Promo
Girls gone wild episode—
@starwars and @teena better come find me! just leave the bats at home...click to expand

Posted by TeenaIt's that frigging postPosted by GemitatiShhhh mom! Don't spill my secrets plz??Posted by TeenaDepends...you might got someone you'll wish you had your eyes closed! ?Posted by GemitatiNo I need to maintain the eye contact?..monkey finally opens it's eyes..?Posted by TeenaYou will...it's easy to do with your eyes closed...?Posted by justagirlI don't wanna expect anything less than dxpers meeting in vegas n getting laid there!! Are we gonna get some or nah?!!?Posted by ImpulsvLOLPosted by SecretHilarious! Vegas—
Next Episode's Promo
Girls gone wild episode—
@starwars and @teena better come find me! just leave the bats at home...click to expand

Posted by Gemitati??Yes, that post it is!!Posted by TeenaIt's that frigging postPosted by GemitatiShhhh mom! Don't spill my secrets plz??Posted by TeenaDepends...you might got someone you'll wish you had your eyes closed! ?Posted by GemitatiNo I need to maintain the eye contact?..monkey finally opens it's eyes..?Posted by TeenaYou will...it's easy to do with your eyes closed...?Posted by justagirlI don't wanna expect anything less than dxpers meeting in vegas n getting laid there!! Are we gonna get some or nah?!!?Posted by ImpulsvLOLPosted by SecretHilarious! Vegas—
Next Episode's Promo
Girls gone wild episode—
@starwars and @teena better come find me! just leave the bats at home...
What would make a guy stare into a girls eyes during sex ?
That screwed your head Isn't it?click to expand

Posted by TeenaSo you've lied when you said you can't read? ?Posted by Gemitati??Yes, that post it is!!Posted by TeenaIt's that frigging postPosted by GemitatiShhhh mom! Don't spill my secrets plz??Posted by TeenaDepends...you might got someone you'll wish you had your eyes closed! ?Posted by GemitatiNo I need to maintain the eye contact?..monkey finally opens it's eyes..?Posted by TeenaYou will...it's easy to do with your eyes closed...?Posted by justagirlI don't wanna expect anything less than dxpers meeting in vegas n getting laid there!! Are we gonna get some or nah?!!?Posted by ImpulsvLOLPosted by SecretHilarious! Vegas—
Next Episode's Promo
Girls gone wild episode—
@starwars and @teena better come find me! just leave the bats at home...
What would make a guy stare into a girls eyes during sex ?
That screwed your head Isn't it?click to expand

Posted by GemitatiPosted by TeenaSo you've lied when you said you can't read? ?Posted by Gemitati??Yes, that post it is!!Posted by TeenaIt's that frigging postPosted by GemitatiShhhh mom! Don't spill my secrets plz??Posted by TeenaDepends...you might got someone you'll wish you had your eyes closed! ?Posted by GemitatiNo I need to maintain the eye contact?..monkey finally opens it's eyes..?Posted by TeenaYou will...it's easy to do with your eyes closed...?Posted by justagirlI don't wanna expect anything less than dxpers meeting in vegas n getting laid there!! Are we gonna get some or nah?!!?Posted by ImpulsvLOLPosted by SecretHilarious! Vegas—
Next Episode's Promo
Girls gone wild episode—
@starwars and @teena better come find me! just leave the bats at home...
What would make a guy stare into a girls eyes during sex ?
That screwed your head Isn't it?click to expand

Posted by hydorahHoney, have you been drinking again?
so secret=jim profit?

Posted by The_AndsWell ..in Fairness it's not daily and it's not terribly factual. 'Intermittent fantastical escapades with StarWars' might be more accurate.Posted by starwarsThis is not breaking bad... It is daily facts with starwars ?
I say no more gemitati shes getting on my nerves
yep make one where she kidnap tiziani and we shoot her - happy ending ?click to expand

Posted by starwarsSo you don't like men?
I say no more gemitati shes getting on my nerves
yep make one where she kidnap tiziani and we shoot her - happy ending ?

Posted by tizianiI'd sell tickets for that.Posted by SecretLOL @ "hi, Miss Wars"
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That's pretty close to how Orgasme really sounds.
Just my 2 cents:
- I may be the only one but the commercials did nothing for me, if that saves you time
- I agree with the post that said a 1 minute episode is more than enough if it's 1 minute of solid gold
- Having said that, I'd watch a 2 hour sitcom of starwars and Teena do Vegasclick to expand

Posted by Ram416I would buy them with pretend money 🙂Posted by tizianiI'd sell tickets for that.Posted by SecretLOL @ "hi, Miss Wars"
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That's pretty close to how Orgasme really sounds.
Just my 2 cents:
- I may be the only one but the commercials did nothing for me, if that saves you time
- I agree with the post that said a 1 minute episode is more than enough if it's 1 minute of solid gold
- Having said that, I'd watch a 2 hour sitcom of starwars and Teena do Vegas
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Posted by The_AndsI liked teena 🙂 Apparently the show is to see some changes ...it's all gone corporate now ..more boobies 😛Posted by starwarsYou are really like the teena character right?Posted by The_Andsi see no factsPosted by starwarsThis is not breaking bad... It is daily facts with starwars ?
I say no more gemitati shes getting on my nerves
yep make one where she kidnap tiziani and we shoot her - happy ending ?click to expand

Posted by OrGasMeYeah the suggestiveness is definitely missing from your voice in this video 😈Posted by tizianiPosted by SecretLOL @ "hi, Miss Wars"
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That's pretty close to how Orgasme really sounds.
Just my 2 cents:
- I may be the only one but the commercials did nothing for me, if that saves you time
- I agree with the post that said a 1 minute episode is more than enough if it's 1 minute of solid gold
- Having said that, I'd watch a 2 hour sitcom of starwars and Teena do Vegas
Is that really how I sound? I don't think she sounds quite as suggestive as my voice ?
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Posted by Secretdark raider voice in a penthouse office
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Posted by SecretWut? That's it— Ahhhh
Episode 10.5 "Untitled I"



Posted by The_AndsIf it wasn't for you...who would had noticed? ?
Lol terramine and canbull

Posted by The_AndsYour wait wasn't long...as nothing of yours! Riiiiight??! Bwhahahaha...Posted by GemitatiI was waiting for the tatiPosted by The_AndsIf it wasn't for you...who would had noticed? ?
Lol terramine and canbullclick to expand


Posted by TheSagWhy ask Nikki? Is she an expert on 5in?
the dick episode lol

Posted by Gemitatimust be some intern dxp stuff that I don't get eitherPosted by TheSagWhy ask Nikki? Is she an expert on 5in?
the dick episode lolclick to expand


Posted by TheSagHer favorite emoticon. Like innocence.Though guys DO talk dirty to her - she is still pure as a virgin snow...Posted by Gemitatimust be some intern dxp stuff that I don't get eitherPosted by TheSagWhy ask Nikki? Is she an expert on 5in?
the dick episode lol
I also don't get the monkey teena lolclick to expand

Posted by metalaquamonkeyI suspect DXP plot!
The plane fight had me cracking up! 😆
Also, clever how you incorporated the name change.

Posted by GemitatiOfcourse!!You always get me right ❤️??Posted by TheSagHer favorite emoticon. Like innocence.Though guys DO talk dirty to her - she is still pure as a virgin snow...Posted by Gemitatimust be some intern dxp stuff that I don't get eitherPosted by TheSagWhy ask Nikki? Is she an expert on 5in?
the dick episode lol
I also don't get the monkey teena lol
which heard of dirty talk...
? Right baby? @teenaclick to expand

Posted by TheSagcause he sent nikki dick pix i guessPosted by Gemitatimust be some intern dxp stuff that I don't get eitherPosted by TheSagWhy ask Nikki? Is she an expert on 5in?
the dick episode lol
I also don't get the monkey teena lolclick to expand

Posted by The_AndsEh I should be having more lines than anyone. Seen anyone speaking as much as I do?? I'm surprised why I'm not the one speaking too much n being asked to shutup for that.... on the show I mean .. Don't you dare!!?
Teena had too many lines IMO

Posted by The_AndsEwwwPosted by TeenaCalm your tits teenaPosted by The_AndsEh I should be having more lines than anyone. Seen anyone speaking as much as I do?? I'm surprised why I'm not the one speaking too much n being asked to shutup for that.... on the show I mean .. Don't you dare!!?
Teena had too many lines IMO
Imo I don't even need to get drunk Secret??click to expand

Posted by startwarsWell all I know is that he showed his dick back then in public and that Nikki is good at photoshopping "things"... lolPosted by TheSagcause he sent nikki dick pix i guessPosted by Gemitatimust be some intern dxp stuff that I don't get eitherPosted by TheSagWhy ask Nikki? Is she an expert on 5in?
the dick episode lol
I also don't get the monkey teena lol
and teena always use the monkey emoji ?
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Posted by The_AndsI thought you'd say shutup n then I'd say baited??Posted by TeenaCatfishPosted by The_AndsEwwwPosted by TeenaCalm your tits teenaPosted by The_AndsEh I should be having more lines than anyone. Seen anyone speaking as much as I do?? I'm surprised why I'm not the one speaking too much n being asked to shutup for that.... on the show I mean .. Don't you dare!!?
Teena had too many lines IMO
Imo I don't even need to get drunk Secret??
Damn! You didn't fall for the bait ??click to expand

Posted by TheSagLOL@cartmanPosted by startwarsWell all I know is that he showed his dick back then in public and that Nikki is good at photoshopping "things"... lolPosted by TheSagcause he sent nikki dick pix i guessPosted by Gemitatimust be some intern dxp stuff that I don't get eitherPosted by TheSagWhy ask Nikki? Is she an expert on 5in?
the dick episode lol
I also don't get the monkey teena lol
and teena always use the monkey emoji ?
yeah, I see teena likes monkeys...from my pc the monkey emoji looks like cartman
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