The problems of being "baby-faced"

People would not believe that you're already a lawyer. *Shrugs*

I never had a baby face..not even when I was a baby ?

Probably because you're not a real lawyer.

How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?

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Probably because you're not a real lawyer.

How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?

I have a Certificate of Membership in the Philippine Bar. I will take a photo tomorrow and post it here.

I hired a lawyer over the phone once. It was a holiday and he was the only one who answered. I was startled when we met in person because he was tiny. I mean really really tiny. Like 5'2", 90 lbs tiny. He had a young face too.

I had a hard time taking him seriously and he wasn't a very good lawyer either. He was representing my ex on some traffic matters. He kept postponing the court date and then never showed up and never returned my calls. My ex ended up with a suspended license for failure to appear. He charged $ 1000 for nothing.

I saw him on the news recently. He was a defense attorney in a well publicized murder case. It ended in a hung jury.

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Posted by Deedee86
I hired a lawyer over the phone once. It was a holiday and he was the only one who answered. I was startled when we met in person because he was tiny. I mean really really tiny. Like 5'2", 90 lbs tiny. He had a young face too.

I had a hard time taking him seriously and he wasn't a very good lawyer either. He was representing my ex on some traffic matters. He kept postponing the court date and then never showed up and never returned my calls. My ex ended up with a suspended license for failure to appear. He charged $ 1000 for nothing.

I saw him on the news recently. He was a defense attorney in a well publicized murder case. It ended in a hung jury.

LOL yeah that story will really cheer firebunny up

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Or it will motivate him to actually show up for scheduled court dates so he doesn't become like that lawyer I hired ?

Posted by tiziani
Well you have to eat a few souls, first. Earn your miles as a lawyer. Then people will see it behind your eyes in a few years time.

LOL!! Then I must be eating souls since forever ?

Nobody takes you seriously when you got those chubby whittle baby cheeks, but when they're getting fillers and spending thousands to look like us in a few years we'll be relaxing like ☺️? ——

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Well you have to eat a few souls, first. Earn your miles as a lawyer. Then people will see it behind your eyes in a few years time.

LOL!! Then I must be eating souls since forever ?

Oh I believe it! lol

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Omg wait!! I actually remember a guy once talking about this. He was my bff's brother. He thinks it shows on the face. It's not about aging or anything. He thinks ppl like me are born with faces like that?

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Probably because you're not a real lawyer.

How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?

he's not?

@firebunny you spend a lot of time on astrology forums 😛 😆

are you checking up on us if we are bad people doing criminal stuff? like if we confessed we do drugs that kind of thing?

😆

or if someone here is doing bigamy?

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Probably because you're not a real lawyer.

How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?

he's not?

@firebunny you spend a lot of time on astrology forums 😛 😆

are you checking up on us if we are bad people doing criminal stuff? like if we confessed we do drugs that kind of thing?

😆

or if someone here is doing bigamy?

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Do you think I would lie about failing the Bar Exams last year?

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Probably because you're not a real lawyer.

How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?

I have a Certificate of Membership in the Philippine Bar. I will take a photo tomorrow and post it here.

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I'm REALLY looking forward to that. Except you know the problem, dontcha? You'd have to show the whole unedited thing with your real name on it, otherwise you can easily be accused of showing someone else's degree.

Unless of course you can get customized degrees that say Firebunny instead.......can you do that?

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Probably because you're not a real lawyer.

How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?

I have a Certificate of Membership in the Philippine Bar. I will take a photo tomorrow and post it here.

I'm REALLY looking forward to that. Except you know the problem, dontcha? You'd have to show the whole unedited thing with your real name on it, otherwise you can easily be accused of showing someone else's degree.

Unless of course you can get customized degrees that say Firebunny instead.......can you do that?

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Do you know my real name? It's there. I hope you know my real name first or else, it'll be put on naught.

Posted by andswho
You are not baby faced you are baby sized

The same site that says a 35-ish-looking guy looks 24 years old. Can't fool me, bro.

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Probably because you're not a real lawyer.

How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?

I have a Certificate of Membership in the Philippine Bar. I will take a photo tomorrow and post it here.

I'm REALLY looking forward to that. Except you know the problem, dontcha? You'd have to show the whole unedited thing with your real name on it, otherwise you can easily be accused of showing someone else's degree.

Unless of course you can get customized degrees that say Firebunny instead.......can you do that?

Do you know my real name? It's there. I hope you know my real name first or else, it'll be put on naught.

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Uh......is it........erm.......Fuhr Bunnier?

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Probably because you're not a real lawyer.

How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?

I have a Certificate of Membership in the Philippine Bar. I will take a photo tomorrow and post it here.

I'm REALLY looking forward to that. Except you know the problem, dontcha? You'd have to show the whole unedited thing with your real name on it, otherwise you can easily be accused of showing someone else's degree.

Unless of course you can get customized degrees that say Firebunny instead.......can you do that?

Do you know my real name? It's there. I hope you know my real name first or else, it'll be put on naught.

Uh......is it........erm.......Fuhr Bunnier?

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See? I won't send you the pics unless you get to know my real name. PM me when you already know my real name and I'll send you the pictures through PM.

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Probably because you're not a real lawyer.

How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?

I have a Certificate of Membership in the Philippine Bar. I will take a photo tomorrow and post it here.

I'm REALLY looking forward to that. Except you know the problem, dontcha? You'd have to show the whole unedited thing with your real name on it, otherwise you can easily be accused of showing someone else's degree.

Unless of course you can get customized degrees that say Firebunny instead.......can you do that?

Do you know my real name? It's there. I hope you know my real name first or else, it'll be put on naught.

Uh......is it........erm.......Fuhr Bunnier?

See? I won't send you the pics unless you get to know my real name. PM me when you already know my real name and I'll send you the pictures through PM.

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That's how the Terramine little willie pic fiasco started!!

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Probably because you're not a real lawyer.

How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?

I have a Certificate of Membership in the Philippine Bar. I will take a photo tomorrow and post it here.

I'm REALLY looking forward to that. Except you know the problem, dontcha? You'd have to show the whole unedited thing with your real name on it, otherwise you can easily be accused of showing someone else's degree.

Unless of course you can get customized degrees that say Firebunny instead.......can you do that?

Do you know my real name? It's there. I hope you know my real name first or else, it'll be put on naught.

Uh......is it........erm.......Fuhr Bunnier?

See? I won't send you the pics unless you get to know my real name. PM me when you already know my real name and I'll send you the pictures through PM.

That's how the Terramine little willie pic fiasco started!!

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Okay. Whatever.

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Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Probably because you're not a real lawyer.

How is anyone with half a brain supposed to take anything you say seriously?

I have a Certificate of Membership in the Philippine Bar. I will take a photo tomorrow and post it here.

I'm REALLY looking forward to that. Except you know the problem, dontcha? You'd have to show the whole unedited thing with your real name on it, otherwise you can easily be accused of showing someone else's degree.

Unless of course you can get customized degrees that say Firebunny instead.......can you do that?

Do you know my real name? It's there. I hope you know my real name first or else, it'll be put on naught.

Uh......is it........erm.......Fuhr Bunnier?

See? I won't send you the pics unless you get to know my real name. PM me when you already know my real name and I'll send you the pictures through PM.

That's how the Terramine little willie pic fiasco started!!

Okay. Whatever.

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If that's how you respond to iron-clad evidence against ands in his public indecency hearing.......he's fucked. You know what happens to pretty-boy-wannabes in prison, rite?

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Posted by Deedee86
I hired a lawyer over the phone once. It was a holiday and he was the only one who answered. I was startled when we met in person because he was tiny. I mean really really tiny. Like 5'2", 90 lbs tiny. He had a young face too.

I had a hard time taking him seriously and he wasn't a very good lawyer either. He was representing my ex on some traffic matters. He kept postponing the court date and then never showed up and never returned my calls. My ex ended up with a suspended license for failure to appear. He charged $ 1000 for nothing.

I saw him on the news recently. He was a defense attorney in a well publicized murder case. It ended in a hung jury.

Lol poor guy. You looked at him wrong and his confidence was gone thereafter. 😢

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I have a great poker face. I was sweet as pie to him.

Thank God there is not a bubble over my head that tells what I'm really thinking or I would be in big trouble.

I'm too idealistic to be as negligent. Even here at my current office, I'm one of the more prolific employees, being able to finish more output than most of my colleagues.

I may be on DXP all the time but I do overtime a lot and tend to be very efficient with my tasks. I don't choose assignments too, I accept everything they give me, without any reservations or complaints.

Posted by juliettee
simple, grow a beard. it will add at least 5 years.

he can't

if you eat souls you will look younger, not older

Posted by hydorah
if you eat souls you will look younger, not older

Technically true.